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StrayRogue
03-05-2004, 09:26 AM
You see Jinsem Spell-Weaverr.
He appears to be a Halfling.
He appears to be advanced in years and tiny. He has clouded over blood-crusted eyes and pox infested diaphanous skin. He has curiously long, undulating fiery red hair with nefariously charcoal lined streaks running through it. He has a bloodless skeleton-like face, a bitten off nose and a small scar of a pentagram centered over his right eye.

I like the first two lines. The hair and nose ruin it totally however.

MaryJane
03-05-2004, 09:34 AM
The hair wouldn't be too bad if it didn't have so many adjectives. It's like, Ok, IT'S RED.. OK, IT'S GOT BLACK. The nose is kinda funny. So his eyes have blood but his face does not? Talk about one ugly dude, I bet girls still flirt with him.

Praefection
03-05-2004, 09:49 AM
Oh my god, that is digusting. Yummy.

Caiylania
03-05-2004, 09:51 AM
That is just...... ugh. <--my word of the day it seems.

Betheny
03-05-2004, 09:55 AM
it's Skeletor!

MaryJane
03-05-2004, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Maimara
it's Skeletor!


omg, Methais made me watch that movie on TV! SCARY. A short Skeletor.

DeV
03-05-2004, 10:56 AM
that is just hideous

Galleazzo
03-05-2004, 12:10 PM
Hey,. that's cool, I mean it.

Cmon, aren't you frigging tired of all these tousled hairstyles flowing to the waist, glinting in the light, and the full voluptuous figures and all that shit? Gemstone's like a fucking Baywatch episode now. It's pretty righteous to see a dude blowing feature alters on buttugly.

Although only a real pussy would do "nefariously charcoal lined streaks." Guy needs work.

Warriorbird
03-05-2004, 01:55 PM
It's very Jinsem. He wanted to look like a cartoonish freak. Now he does. Compared to some of the other crap out there? It's not half bad.

Sweets
03-05-2004, 04:44 PM
I like it. Very unbaywatchish........

Mint
03-05-2004, 04:45 PM
Isn't a pentagram OOC? Not up on my satanic symbology.

Artha
03-05-2004, 04:49 PM
No. Pentagrams exist in game (unlike, say, sleeping medication), and aren't necessarily satanic IRL. (Some) Pagans/Wiccans use them, if I'm not mistaken.

[Edited on 3-5-2004 by Artha]

Latrinsorm
03-05-2004, 04:57 PM
I'm pretty sure they have cross jewelry somewhere too, so it only seems fair (to have pentagrams). It'd be neat if it was like really easy for him to hide, though, being so ugly.

TheEschaton
03-05-2004, 05:11 PM
When I got my features altered, I didn't make myself look good or anything.

-TheE-

SpunGirl
03-05-2004, 05:15 PM
Nefariously charcoal? That's weird. I'm not digging the bitten-off nose, either, it reminds me of that movie where Chris Farley had his nose bitten off by the Saigon whore.

-K

AnticorRifling
03-05-2004, 05:29 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
Nefariously charcoal? That's weird. I'm not digging the bitten-off nose, either, it reminds me of that movie where Chris Farley had his nose bitten off by the Saigon whore.

-K

In the land of the blind the man with one eye is king, but in the land of the skunks the man with half a nose is king!

Satira
03-05-2004, 07:00 PM
I like it. You aren't going to see other people with the same features.

I tried to make Satira unbaywatchy and I don't think of her that way... but I think some people still do.

Jinsem's hair was a little verbose but otherwise I liked it.

peam
03-06-2004, 12:33 AM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
Nefariously charcoal? That's weird. I'm not digging the bitten-off nose, either, it reminds me of that movie where Chris Farley had his nose bitten off by the Saigon whore.

-K

TIME TO PAY THE FIDDLER, WHORE!

<3Dirty Work<3

Weedmage Princess
03-06-2004, 01:16 AM
Isn't there a Pentagram Room or something to that effect in Anwyn?

Satira
03-06-2004, 01:17 AM
I don't know but there's plenty of pentagram items in the game. I even have a pentagram-set hourglass.

Shari
03-08-2004, 03:51 AM
Who is it that has the hypnotically penatrating, though deeply calming eyes? Someone DEFINITELY needs to post her features here, I would cept I don't remember her name.

Hips
03-08-2004, 03:53 AM
I think that's Chandani, or something along those lines. Bad, bad feature alterations. *shudder*

FinisWolf
03-08-2004, 05:29 AM
I like character flaws..., they add character... similiar to this particular one.

He has a jagged scar across his cheek and nose.

Someone's been around the block, and didn't say hey I like pretty after those 13 V'Tullian Elder's beat the hell outta me!

Finiswolf

Galleazzo
03-08-2004, 12:40 PM
How the fuck did "hypnotically penetrating" pass?

Caramia
03-08-2004, 04:14 PM
I still think Desdemia looks like the combination of a whore and a Barbie doll on acid.