Bob Gets Owned; Slaps Tayre With Mucus

[Bobmuhthol]

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Tayre gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Tayre gestures.
Your surroundings blur for a moment . . .

[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The frenetic pace of the city to the south is a far cry from the deceptive calm of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see a sturdy brass trunk, a large sack and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Tayre, Alybes, Dious, Great Lord Dragonphyre, Augie
Obvious paths: south
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Dious's group just went south.
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Jacinto's group just came through the town gates.
>s
Tayre spins about out of control then lands flat on his back!
>w
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[Wehnimer's, North Ring Rd.]

YOU LOSE YOU LOSE.

[Edited on 3-4-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[Parkbandit]

I don't get it.

[Bobmuhthol]

He thought I was AFK so he used Spirit Guide and was going to inevitably bind me and do other stupid stuff.

I proceeded to laugh at him and walk away. The laughing occurred after.

New log:

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Tayre swings a deep blue orase runestaff at you!
AS: +176 vs DS: +93 with AvD: +3 + d100 roll: +94 = +180
... and hits for 15 points of damage!
Blow leaves an imprint on your chest!
The guiding force leaves Tayre.
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Tayre says, "DARN."
>wt spit bob left hand
[Total modified roll = 190]
You dredge the back of your throat for some meaty phlegm and bring a gob to the tip of your tongue. You expertly shape the gob into a perfect missile and fire it straight up into the air!

You catch the glob of spittle with your left hand!

Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Tayre says, "Eww."
>slap tayre
You haul off and slap Tayre up'side the head!
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Tayre swings a deep blue orase runestaff at you!
AS: +101 vs DS: +93 with AvD: +3 + d100 roll: +77 = +88
A clean miss.
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Tayre says, "EWW."
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Salander just arrived.
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Salander just went north.
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A shaggy mutt goes south.
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Tayre gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
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Tayre gestures.
An invisible force guides Tayre.
>wt
Palandros just arrived.
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Your mind extends outward in an attempt to link with the PsiNet, but fails.
(Client will attempt reconnection every 5 minutes. You may disable this by typing PSINET OPTIONS !AUTOCONNECT)
You have learned the following Warrior Tricks:

WFLIP Flip weapon in the air and catch it.
GUZZLE Drink more while spending less time drinking.
TSHEATH Twirl your weapon and sheath it.
WHOP Hop over your weapon.
SPIN Spin your weapon about.
APPRAISE Estimate your opponent's combat worthiness.
BALANCE Balance a weapon on your palm, nose, chin, foot, or finger.
SPIT Send a mucus missile at your opponent.
JUGGLE Throw weapons around without getting cut.
FEINT A maneuver to confound your opponent.
BACKFLIP Heels over head.
POLISH Put a nice shine on a weapon or shield.
DRAW Bring out your nearest weapon.
SPERF Perfect your stance by 5%.
INITIAL Cut the air with your initials.
ROLL Tuck and roll to the left or right.
SATTACK Fly into battle while spinning in the air.
TSLICE Toss a food item in the air and annihilate it.
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Palandros just went south.
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Tayre swings a deep blue orase runestaff at you!
AS: +176 vs DS: +93 with AvD: +3 + d100 roll: +1 = +87
A clean miss.
The guiding force leaves Tayre.
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Tayre frowns.
>wt satt tayre
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You let out a shrill yell and leap, spinning through the air and into the fracas!

You swing a crystal-set rosewood runestaff at Tayre!
AS: +255 vs DS: +340 with AvD: +12 + d100 roll: +54 = -19
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 6 sec.
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Tohlevan just arrived.
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Tayre swings a deep blue orase runestaff at you!
AS: +101 vs DS: +93 with AvD: +3 + d100 roll: +34 = +45
A clean miss.
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Tohlevan just went south.
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Tayre says, "Hahaha."
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Tayre says, "FRACAS."
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[Drew2]

a deep blue orase runestaff at Bobmuhthol!
AS: +141 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +3 + d100 roll: +72 = +136
... and hit for 5 points of damage!
Hit glances off Bobmuhthol's hip.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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Teja just arrived.
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Teja just went south.
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[Wehnimer's, Talon St.]
The street runs between the northern palisade and the central square to the south and east. The traffic is varied here, as shoppers, traders, travelers and merchants mix with the ever-present and watchful militiamen. Rowdy cries and raucous laughter, as well as some oddly unidentifiable sounds, emanate from behind the drawn curtains of Cholgar's Bathhouse, which occupies nearly the entire block. You also see a ruined wooden rolton with a dilapidated sign on it.
Also here: Tolan, Lord Bobmuhthol, Great Lord Jamus
Obvious paths: north, south
>kill bob
...wait 2 seconds.
>kill bob
...wait 1 seconds.
>kill bob
>kill bob
Not fitting for one of the healing profession!
You swing a deep blue orase runestaff at Bobmuhthol!
AS: +141 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +3 + d100 roll: +68 = +132
... and hit for 4 points of damage!
Thumped Bobmuhthol's chest.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
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...wait 5 seconds.
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Bobmuhthol falls over.
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Tiersum just arrived.
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Tiersum just went south.
>'YES
You say, "YES."
>1107 bob
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You feel more refreshed.
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* Bobmuhthol drops dead at your feet!

Bobmuhthol appears calmer.
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* Bobmuhthol just bit the dust!
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You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Adrenal Surge...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Bobmuhthol.
But he is dead!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
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The ghostly voice of Bobmuhthol says, "Oh no I fell."
>'Hahahahaha
You say, "Hahahahaha."

[TheEschaton]

I hate that "Not appropriate for healing profession" piece. Grrrrrrrrrrr.

My Amasalenite empath especially dislikes it.

-TheE-

[Zeyrin]

Nice touch about hocking a lugie in your hand before you smacked Tayre. Great touch!! :thumbsup:

[Bobmuhthol]

Tayre kills Jamus. Jamus drops charges. I cry.

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A phalanx of town guards arrived with Tayre in their midst.

The judge studies Tayre carefully, then turns to a bailiff and says, "Why have you brought this person before me when there are no charges against him? Release this man immediately!"

With sincere apologies, the guardsmen aside and allow Tayre his freedom.
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Inexplicably, Tayre flings himself at a mahogany door.
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Tayre says, "Ow."
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Gerbill curses darkly, his eyes narrowing in spite.
>accuse tayre
USAGE: ACCUSE [NAME] [CRIME] - Accuses person of a crime.
[IM = Impropriety]
[HO = Hooliganism]
[AS = Assault]
[AD = Assault with a deadly weapon]
[PT = Petty theft]
[TH = Theft]
ACCUSE [NAME] DISMISS - Dismisses charges of a crime done against you.
ACCUSE HELP - Explains the uses for ACCUSE.
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Gerbill says, "That's not a hanging."
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Tayre exclaims, "Yay!"
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You feel less drained.
>accuse tayre ad
A town official listens attentively to your plea before saying, "Well, is that so? Tayre you say? We'll take care of that miscreant! I'll be sure to tell the town constable about those transgressions."
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Tayre's jaw drops.
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Gerbill cackles!
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Tayre says, "BOBMUHTHOL."
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Gerbill laughs!
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A town official listens attentively to Gerbill's plea before saying, "There isn't enough to go on against Bobmuhthol, Gerbill. I'm afraid I can't help you."
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Tayre gives you a slap across the face with the back of his hand!
>accuse tayre dismiss
A town official listens attentively to your comments before saying, "Hmm...we've nobody pending trial by that name that did a crime against you. Sorry."
>sigh
Your mind extends outward in an attempt to link with the PsiNet, but fails.
(Client will attempt reconnection every 5 minutes. You may disable this by typing PSINET OPTIONS !AUTOCONNECT)
You sigh.
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A town official listens attentively to Gerbill's plea before saying, "There isn't enough to go on against Tayre, Gerbill. I'm afraid I can't help you."
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A quartet of burly deputies bursts in, closely followed by the town constable.

With great ease, the town constable grabs Tayre and shackles his wrists.

"Aha, Varlet! I have you!" cries out.
The town constable then drags him off.
>accuse tayre dismiss
A town official listens attentively to your comments before saying, "Very well. We will drop all charges involving you against Tayre."
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Gerbill grins at you.
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Gerbill just gracefully sashayed out.
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[Wehnimer's, Courtroom]
The courtroom is uncomfortably chilly and plainly furnished. Several benches are lined up to face a raised platform at the far end of the room. The town magistrate dispenses justice, swiftly and summarily, seated in the straightbacked chair behind a simple table on the platform. An armed guard leans against the wall, next to the door, looking casual but ready for trouble should it arise. You also see a curtained entryway and a mahogany door.
Also here: Great Lord Jamus
Obvious exits: out
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[Hulkein]

LOL, I never saw you walk out of a room before Snapp, I like the graceful sashaying.