Wingman

[Drisco]

Anyone ever use a Wingman? I'm basically the best wingman around but curious if anyone ever uses one when they go to the bars.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

My tits are my 'wingman'.

[Methais]

Most of my friends are too stupid to be an effective wing man.

It's not like I need one though. I just tell the chicks I have a capped Immolation wizard that's been around for 12 years, an 80 mage and an 80 DK in full epics and I can land a 10-hit focus cancel into an Ultra Combo on anyone and that I once scored 6 scopeless headshots in a row on de_dust and it's like taking candy from a baby.

[AnticorRifling]

I'm married, as such I'm lucky if I even get to go to the airport, let alone have a wingman.

[Parkbandit]

My question is.. why do the hot chicks ALWAYS have ugly friends?? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an effective wingman that will do his job and not leave you in your time of need!? It's not like you can use an ugly wingman either.. because the ugly chick somehow has fucking standards?!??

[Kuyuk]

It's not like I need one though. I just tell the chicks I have a capped Immolation wizard that's been around for 12 years, an 80 mage and an 80 DK in full epics and I can land a 10-hit focus cancel into an Ultra Combo on anyone and that I once scored 6 scopeless headshots in a row on de_dust and it's like taking candy from a baby.


How true.

I've only gotten 5 scopreless headshots on de_dust :(


On a side note- I let a wingman try to snag one of the chicks at the bar with me two days ago, somehow I went home with the chick he was after, and the one I was after got away..

Oh well.

[Drisco]

My question is.. why do the hot chicks ALWAYS have ugly friends?? Do you have any idea how hard it is to find an effective wingman that will do his job and not leave you in your time of need!? It's not like you can use an ugly wingman either.. because the ugly chick somehow has fucking standards?!??

That's why you need a Female/Gay wingman or have an uglier friend who wouldn't mind going with the uglier chicks.

Wingmen are suppose to make you look good.

[Androidpk]

My tits are my 'wingman'.

Isn't it the other way around ;)

[Methais]

My question is.. why do the hot chicks ALWAYS have ugly friends??

Think of it like how black people's teeth always look whiter than everyone else's, even though they're really not.

Incoming racist accusation in 5...4...3...2...

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Isn't it the other way around ;)

You're probably right.
I should introduce them first next time I go out.

"Hey, these are my tits. Oh, and I'm Nikki."

[Hips]

My question is.. why do the hot chicks ALWAYS have ugly friends??


Because they make the hot chick look that much hotter in comparison.

[ElvenFury]

You're probably right.
I should introduce them first next time I go out.

"Hey, these are my tits. Oh, and I'm Nikki."

Lulz. Added to sig.

[radamanthys]

Think of it like how black people's teeth always look whiter than everyone else's, even though they're really not.

Incoming racist accusation in 5...4...3...2...

I was gonna get my teeth whitened, but I got a tan instead.

http://www.becks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mitchhedberg.jpg




Oh, and
http://static.open.salon.com/files/thatsracistgm751224856460.gif

[Martaigne]

My tits are my 'wingman'.


You're probably right.
I should introduce them first next time I go out.

"Hey, these are my tits. Oh, and I'm Nikki."

ROFL, fucking win. I love you, Nikki.

[4a6c1]

Perfect wingman. Can carry a decent convo if the pickins are slim (not an airhead), fits in my clothes, and most importantly HAS DIGNITY WHILE DRUNK. I hate those skanks that are shy and educated but turn into loud white trash (yelling in southern twang) when they have had a few shots.

[Sean of the Thread]

Gay men make the best wingmen with out a doubt.

[Methais]

I was gonna get my teeth whitened, but I got a tan instead.

http://www.becks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mitchhedberg.jpg




Oh, and
http://static.open.salon.com/files/thatsracistgm751224856460.gif

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/170830212_09a326b19b.jpg

[Killer Kitten]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/60/170830212_09a326b19b.jpg


I don't think he has sufficient smile stimulus.

[Drew]

I've had a wing before, and also wanged for others. The key as wingman, I think, is to separate your cow from the herd as quickly as possible. Don't make it a group thing or it's less likely to work out.

[The Ponzzz]

I've had a wing before, and also wanged for others. The key as wingman, I think, is to separate your cow from the herd as quickly as possible. Don't make it a group thing or it's less likely to work out.

This statement, exactly.

Also...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEVa2swtC10

[AestheticDeath]

What is a Wingman? BTW I've never had a date, so someone explain how this works.

I need a reason to come out of the basement I guess.

[The Ponzzz]

A wingman is someone you bring with you when you're out doing the singles bar/club thing, to distract the ugly friends of the girl your buddy wants to hook up with.

[AestheticDeath]

You mean people goto bars for something other than alcohol?

[The Ponzzz]

Only if you're under 22.

[Anebriated]

Ive been on both ends, Ive played the wingman and Ive had friends wingman for me. These days most of my friends arent single so if they come with me to the bar they will wingman for me. The best wingman Ive had was a girl(best friends girlfriend) who Ive known for quite a few years. Somehow all I need to do is let her talk to the target for a couple minutes while I go grab a fresh round and its pretty much a closed deal.

[Donquix]

You're probably right.
I should introduce them first next time I go out.

"Hey, these are my tits. Oh, and I'm Nikki."

"yeah cool, hey what's your face...can you go get me and Tits some drinks?"