RelentlessJew
08-19-2009, 08:06 PM
Early this morning the city of Ta'Vaalor was stricken with sadness as it was believed King Tyrnian fell into the waste recepticle of his water closet.
It is said that both the plumbing and the fixture were faulty. It is believed to be that the dwarves have been plotting this for sometime, as they were originally part of the creation of Vaalorian palace.
Further investigation revealed that King Tyrnian simple had to take a big fucking shit and was stuck in there for several hours.
As of now, he wanted his loyal subjects to know that everything is fine and his movement is over. Though his advisors state to be wary of any faulty plumbing in the future.
Constable Corath hel'Saeari Vaalor had this to say, "It may be time we revise our policy for waste and refuse." He went on to add, "Only the most noble should be allowed to excrete their waste in safe places."
It is said that both the plumbing and the fixture were faulty. It is believed to be that the dwarves have been plotting this for sometime, as they were originally part of the creation of Vaalorian palace.
Further investigation revealed that King Tyrnian simple had to take a big fucking shit and was stuck in there for several hours.
As of now, he wanted his loyal subjects to know that everything is fine and his movement is over. Though his advisors state to be wary of any faulty plumbing in the future.
Constable Corath hel'Saeari Vaalor had this to say, "It may be time we revise our policy for waste and refuse." He went on to add, "Only the most noble should be allowed to excrete their waste in safe places."