Log in

View Full Version : Yay 4 me



Drew2
03-03-2004, 06:58 PM
Klaive enjoys quaking the park. I enjoy QUAKING HIS FACE.

Great Lord Klaive just went north.
>
Lazalye gestures at Itsme.
A dim aura surrounds Itsme.
>
Lord Jarrsick just arrived.
>n
The gypsy fortuneteller goes west.
>
Wizip hugs Slocan, who wraps him in a warm embrace.
>
[Town Square, Southwest]
This corner of the square seems somewhat subdued. Townsfolk pass through on their way to the shops, the bazaar, or the main well at the center of the square. Others hurry past, anxious to get home or go on about their business. You also see a cobblestone walkway leading up to a wrought-iron gate.
Also here: Great Lord Klaive, Gannorlac
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west
>
Klaive traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
Klaive gestures.
The ground around you seems to shake violently, making it hard to stand.
You lose your balance and fall over.
Roundtime: 8 sec.
Gannorlac loses his balance and falls over.
Suddenly, the ground seems steadier.
>
Great Lord Klaive just went north.
>stand
...wait 5 seconds.
>stand
Frayser just arrived.
...wait 4 seconds.
>stand
...wait 3 seconds.
>
Frayser just went north.
>stand
...wait 1 seconds.
>
Frayser just arrived.
>stand
...wait 1 seconds.
>stand
You stand back up.
>n
Frayser just went south.
>n
[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its serpentine lanes abuzz with traders bartering, bickering, and hawking their wares. The freewheeling vendors in the bazaar provide a lively alternative to the somewhat stodgier merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a pretty flower girl, a flowing white robe and a bundle of heavy crossbow bolts.
Also here: Great Lord Klaive, Cloakhe who is lying down, Kladez who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Great Lord Klaive just went south.
>n
[Town Square, Northwest]
This corner of the square is lively and hectic. A number of representatives of the Landing's population, including several elven loggers and a party of rough-looking dwarves, loiter around the door of the Raging Thrak Inn, where the rowdy cheers of patrons and voices raised in songs of many sorts, from snatches of heroic ballads to blushingly bawdy tunes, beckon you to enter. You also see a white owl.
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast, south
>
[Wehnimer's, Talon St.]
The street runs between the northern palisade and the central square to the south and east. The traffic is varied here, as shoppers, traders, travelers and merchants mix with the ever-present and watchful militiamen. Rowdy cries and raucous laughter, as well as some oddly unidentifiable sounds, emanate from behind the drawn curtains of Cholgar's Bathhouse, which occupies nearly the entire block. You also see a ruined wooden rolton with a dilapidated sign on it.
Obvious paths: north, south
>s
s
[Town Square, Northwest]
This corner of the square is lively and hectic. A number of representatives of the Landing's population, including several elven loggers and a party of rough-looking dwarves, loiter around the door of the Raging Thrak Inn, where the rowdy cheers of patrons and voices raised in songs of many sorts, from snatches of heroic ballads to blushingly bawdy tunes, beckon you to enter. You also see a white owl.
Obvious paths: north, east, southeast, south
>s
[Town Square, West]
Here in the midst of the town stretches the cobblestoned main bazaar, its serpentine lanes abuzz with traders bartering, bickering, and hawking their wares. The freewheeling vendors in the bazaar provide a lively alternative to the somewhat stodgier merchants whose shops border the square. The gilded but peeling stone facade of the First Elanith Bank dominates this side of the square. You also see a pretty flower girl, a flowing white robe and a bundle of heavy crossbow bolts.
Also here: Cloakhe who is lying down, Kladez who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
[Town Square, Southwest]
This corner of the square seems somewhat subdued. Townsfolk pass through on their way to the shops, the bazaar, or the main well at the center of the square. Others hurry past, anxious to get home or go on about their business. You also see a cobblestone walkway leading up to a wrought-iron gate.
Also here: Gannorlac who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west
>s
s
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see a woodland tiger, the Sindawe disk, the Lazalye disk, the Itsme disk, the earth brown Wizip disk, an enruned silver chest, some dark silver-buttoned breeches, a dagger, a dried out raisin muffin, a main gauche and a rolton pelt.
Also here: Great Lord Klaive, Frayser, Lord Jarrsick who is lying down, Ryaf who is lying down, Summerskye who is lying down, Groderuk who is lying down, Ellywick who is lying down, Journeywoman Dakutora who is lying down, Ugglorr, Lord Jyim who is lying down, Rnacerer who is lying down, Czyl who is lying down, Burrz who is lying down, Lady Innez who is sitting, Stanf who is lying down, Thunderhead who is sitting, Wizricky who is lying down, Spendel who is kneeling, Sindawe, Lazalye, Itsme, Wizip, Stalla who is kneeling, Naran who is lying down, Kaynan who is sitting, Demiurgae who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, south, west

Jyim stands up.
>1140 klaive
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Empathic Dispel...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Klaive.
A pale, flickering nimbus coalesces around Klaive, then vanishes in a brilliant flash!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>
Lazalye gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>cbone klaive
Lazalye gestures at Sindawe.
A light blue glow surrounds Sindawe.
>
Wait 1 sec.
>
You can only channel certain spells for extra power.
>cbone klaive
>cbone klaive
Sorry, you may only type ahead 1 command.
Sorry, you may only type ahead 1 command.
>
Lord Jyim just went north.
>cbone klaive
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>
You channel at Klaive.
You concentrate intently on Klaive, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Klaive!
CS: +234 - TD: +191 + CvA: +12 + d100: +85 - -5 == +145
Warding failed!
Klaive shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Klaive is smashed for 50 points of damage!
... 29 points of damage!
Hard blow to temple scrambles brain!

* Klaive drops dead at your feet!

Klaive becomes solid again.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Klaive.

A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the town constable!"

Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

Artha
03-03-2004, 06:59 PM
w00t 2 u

100% Wool
03-03-2004, 07:07 PM
Tayre > Klaive

StrayRogue
03-03-2004, 07:08 PM
Nice one. Very nice one.

Drew2
03-03-2004, 07:10 PM
To add insult to injury...


>pslap klaive
*** PsiNet alias "pslap klaive" became "dem cold\r slap \?\r"
Ryaf sighs.
>
Elroy just arrived.
>
A low chirping sound comes from within a forest green cricket box.
>
Sulien just arrived.
>
Stanf makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Stanf gestures.
A silvery luminescence surrounds Stanf.
>
Ryaf traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
>
Klaive gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
Klaive gestures.
Wizricky is discovered by Klaive!

Klaive leans on Wizricky.

Wizricky furrows his brow.

Wizricky traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
>
Wizricky gestures.
Wizricky suddenly disappears.
>
You hear someone chuckling.

>
You walk up to Klaive and slap him upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
>
Klaive gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Klaive gestures.
Wizricky is discovered by Klaive!
>

Klaive says, "Cut that out."
>

Klaive pokes Wizricky in the ribs.
>
Wizricky suddenly turns and grabs Klaive's wrist!
You notice Klaive reach into Wizricky's pockets.
>
[I went to go find the constable to accuse him, but then I remembered I was wanted so I came back]

[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shady park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bustling sounds of the square filtering through the passage to the north to animate the area despite its appearance of peace and serenity. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see the sparkling Sulien disk, the Davrial disk, a gypsy fortuneteller, a black cat that is sitting, the Berenger disk, an enruned silver chest, some dark silver-buttoned breeches, a dagger, a dried out raisin muffin, a main gauche and a rolton pelt.
Also here: Ipeter who is sitting, Sulien who is sitting, Elroy, Rarr, Gustev, Great Lord Klaive who is sleeping, Aehelm, Vistinas, Wewind, Valinfea who is sitting, Dedr, Starrynight, Shlackin, Frayser, Bizongle, Gannorlac, Dionisius, Elraena, Gelnedor, Journeyman Claidz, Great Lord Linoge, Attook who is sitting, Foofall who is sitting, Lord Yurp, Berenger, Davrial who is sitting, Ryaf, Groderuk who is sitting, Journeywoman Dakutora, Ugglorr, Rnacerer who is sitting, Lady Innez who is sitting, Stanf who is lying down, Wizricky, Spendel who is kneeling, Stalla who is kneeling, Naran who is lying down, Kaynan who is sitting, Demiurgae who is lying down
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>

Klaive snores quietly.
>

You laugh out loud!
>

Wizricky chuckles.
>

Wizricky just limped north.
>

Klaive awakens startled.
You poke Klaive in the ribs.
>

Klaive stands up.
>

You walk up to Klaive and slap him upside the head! Good thing that he has no idea who did it!
>


The town constable walks in, with a number of weapon-wielding deputies behind him.

With great ease, the town constable grabs Klaive and shackles his wrists.

"There you are! We don't tolerate your crimes in Wehnimer's Landing, no sir, we don't! Come along now!" says the town constable.
The town constable then drags him off.
>
Frayser gestures at Davrial.
A dim aura surrounds Davrial.
>
Rarr laughs!

[Edited on 3-4-2004 by Tayre]

Artha
03-03-2004, 07:11 PM
Haha, double pwned.

Hulkein
03-03-2004, 07:11 PM
Haaaa, good work Tayre.

Latrinsorm
03-03-2004, 07:13 PM
Does the "p" in "pslap" stand for what I think it does?

Drew2
03-03-2004, 07:13 PM
Affirmative.

Drew2
03-03-2004, 07:17 PM
IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER.

So he quakeswhen he gets out of jail again, and I wait for him to put on his stuff at the Constabulary, then...


Great Lord Klaive just went out.
>
A janitor comes in and cleans away all the empty boxes on the Constable's desk.
>out
>
[Wehnimer's, Cheridin Ave.]
On the west side of this narrow stretch of Cheridin Avenue is the wooden back of the Moot Hall, and the dour building that houses the local constabulary and its jail looms along the other side of the street. To the southeast, a stone dome rises over the compound that surrounds the Landing's largest temple. The traffic here flows quickly north and south without much pause. You also see the town constable.
Also here: Great Lord Klaive
Obvious paths: north, south
>bone klaive
>
Kurapira just arrived.
>
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>
You are visible again.
You gesture at Klaive.
You concentrate intently on Klaive, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Klaive!
CS: +234 - TD: +184 + CvA: +12 + d100: +36 - -5 == +103
Warding failed!
Klaive shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Klaive is battered for 16 points of damage!
... 17 points of damage!
Good blow to left arm!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
>'Stop quaking the park
>
You say, "Stop quaking the park."
>n

With great ease, the town constable grabs Kurapira and shackles her wrists.

"I have you now! You best come along quietly, or you'll face the consequences," says the town constable.
The town constable then drags her off.

Meos
03-03-2004, 07:36 PM
Nicely done! You've really given them what they deserve.

Xcalibur
03-03-2004, 07:41 PM
Hope she'll give birth to their "babies" in the jail.

Would be funny.

Or not, I don't know, time to add an other useless picture.

Betheny
03-03-2004, 07:47 PM
I am proud to call you the little brother I never had, Drew. <3

Fallen
03-03-2004, 07:49 PM
Damn. I would call that a bad day.

Snapp
03-03-2004, 10:09 PM
Wizricky > Tayre

Skirmisher
03-03-2004, 10:11 PM
Nicely done Drew.

Drew2
03-03-2004, 11:03 PM
Next idiot on the list...

[Script]>ne
[Wehnimer's, Outside Gate]
Citizens, merchants and assorted dregs of society jostle against you before the great wooden gates of Wehnimer's Landing. Harried guards and militiamen try to keep the chaos to a minimum, but it is hard to keep track of those entering, let alone leaving, this large trading post. A dirt path encircling the wooden palisade of the town leads east and southwest. Nailed prominently to the wooden wall beside the gate is a sign you really should read. You also see some light leather, some light leather, a colorful silk draped wagon, a massive wheeled tower and a Wayside Inn.
Obvious paths: north, east, southwest, northwest
[Script]>go gate
[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant night guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The cluttered streets of the city to the south are a far cry from the deceptively calm expanse of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see a wooden barrel.
Obvious paths: south

Geosain's group just arrived.
> * Devishal just bit the dust!

>l[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant night guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The cluttered streets of the city to the south are a far cry from the deceptively calm expanse of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see the Lietas disk, a grey wolf and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Great Lord Reminion, Geosain
Obvious paths: south

>116 devish
You feel more refreshed.
>You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Locate Person spell...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture into the air.
Awareness expands as your mind reaches out, questing for Devishal. Images flash past your senses...

A small, filthy village filled with small, filthy creatures.
Light reflecting off a gem-like lake with a small island in the center. Along the shore of the lake is a settlement of some sort.
A ruddy glow rising from the cone of a volcanic crater, several clouds of deep red hover around the outside of the cone.

Slowly the images fade as the magic begins to unravel.
Devishal must be beyond the reach of your spell.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
>l[Wehnimer's, Land's End Rd.]
Vigilant night guardsmen scrutinize the citizens and travelers arriving and departing through the wide gateway spanning the land route into Wehnimer's Landing. The cluttered streets of the city to the south are a far cry from the deceptively calm expanse of the wilds of Elanith outside. Two daunting towers survey the countryside and protect the town, flanking the road to the east and west. You also see a grey wolf and a wooden barrel.
Also here: Great Lord Reminion, Geosain
Obvious paths: south

>Reminion traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...

>Reminion gestures at you.
CS: +219 - TD: +215 + CvA: +12 + d100: +88 - -5 == +109
Warding failed!
Reminion blasts you for 9 points of damage.
... 20 points of damage!
Heavy shock to left hand. Fingers go numb.
You are stunned for 1 round!

Reminion traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...
>Reminion gestures at you.
CS: +219 - TD: +215 + CvA: +12 + d100: +75 - -5 == +96
Warded off!

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You channel at Reminion.
You concentrate intently on Reminion, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Reminion!
CS: +234 - TD: +182 + CvA: +14 + d100: +86 - -5 == +157
Warding failed!
Reminion shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Reminion is crushed for 65 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Hard blow to Reminion's back causes him to cry out in pain!
He is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.

>You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Reminion.
You concentrate intently on Reminion, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Reminion!
CS: +234 - TD: +182 + CvA: +14 + d100: +16 - -5 == +87
Warded off!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds


You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You gesture at Reminion.
You concentrate intently on Reminion, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Reminion!
CS: +234 - TD: +182 + CvA: +14 + d100: +91 - -5 == +162
Warding failed!
Reminion shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Reminion is crushed for 65 points of damage!

* Reminion drops dead at your feet!

Reminion seems a bit less imposing.
Reminion appears somehow different.
The glowing specks of energy surrounding Reminion suddenly shoot off in all directions, then quickly fade away.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Reminion.
The bright luminescence fades from around Reminion.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Reminion.

A nearby goodwife screams, "Murder!"

Betheny
03-03-2004, 11:07 PM
Devishal's in Icemule.

TheEschaton
03-03-2004, 11:51 PM
HOw have you not been arrested yet?


That's like, what, three murders in town in a day? Or two murders and an assault?


-TheE-

Drew2
03-04-2004, 12:09 AM
I hide and/or go invis.

You are wanted for 2 crimes in Wehnimer's Landing. They are:
2 counts of murder

You have committed 12 crimes in Wehnimer's Landing in the last six months. They are:
1 count of petty theft
9 counts of murder
1 count of endangering public safety
1 count of jailbreak

You have committed 1 crimes in Solhaven in the last six months. They are:
1 count of murder

You have committed 14 crimes in Icemule Trace in the last six months. They are:
9 counts of petty theft
1 count of theft
3 counts of murder
1 count of endangering public safety

:(

Snapp
03-04-2004, 12:11 AM
Why did that idiot (Reminion) attack you? I take it you have previous conflicts?

Drew2
03-04-2004, 12:12 AM
He rapid fire major e-waved a group of us last night. So he's paying for it.

Scott
03-04-2004, 12:19 AM
Reminion said some guy who's name begins with a "G" is going to implode me..... :sniffle:

Drew2
03-04-2004, 12:21 AM
Geosain. His new friend.


You may know him as Inyk.

Scott
03-04-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Tayre
Geosain. His new friend.


You may know him as Inyk.

I was guessing it was Geostain from the log.

Zir
03-04-2004, 12:25 AM
Heh, how'd you break out of jail?

Snapp
03-04-2004, 12:27 AM
Oh great, Inyk bought Geosain? I'm sure it won't take long before he and Reminion's new owner get themselves banned.

DeV
03-04-2004, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by Snapp
Oh great, Inyk bought Geosain? I'm sure it won't take long before he and Reminion's new owner get themselves banned. NOOOOO wonder. He was prodding me the other day.. Geosain and Im looking like who is this guy. Good to know who is behind em. I think its fucked up how people get new characters and try to enteract with you and you have no fucking clue who they are.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-04-2004, 12:54 PM
Thats some funny shit. Has Klaive been on the PSINET the whole day bitching about how he got pwned?

Funny. I wonder if/when he'll ever get a clue he's a cocksucker.

Hips
03-04-2004, 01:05 PM
Inyk bought Geosain?! That sucks, Geosain used to be really nice. Inyk is just an asshat.

Snapp
03-04-2004, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Inyk bought Geosain?! That sucks, Geosain used to be really nice. Inyk is just an asshat.

Geosain was never really nice to me, and seemed to lend his character out a lot. I remember having a conflict with one of Ganryu's friends Shalikazar (or maybe it was him?) and the person logged onto Geosain and stunned me into oblivion.

Nieninque
03-04-2004, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Inyk bought Geosain?! That sucks, Geosain used to be really nice. Inyk is just an asshat.

I think Inyk = Ericos

Nieninque
03-04-2004, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by Nieninque

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Inyk bought Geosain?! That sucks, Geosain used to be really nice. Inyk is just an asshat.

I think Inyk (otherwise known as pinky) = Ericos (otherwise known as the brain...less)

Doh...that should have been edit rather than quote..

[Edited on 3-4-2004 by Nieninque]

Drew2
03-04-2004, 05:34 PM
In a related story, Klaive has banned me from his forums for killing him IG.

Guess that long, heartfelt post he made about changing was all bullshit.

Bobmuhthol
03-04-2004, 05:35 PM
He edited one of my posts from like six months ago and I noticed. Fuck him.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-04-2004, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by Tayre
In a related story, Klaive has banned me from his forums for killing him IG.

Guess that long, heartfelt post he made about changing was all bullshit.

Even better, he took his toys and went home! LMAO.

My 10 year old nephew is more mature.

Snapp
03-04-2004, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by Nieninque

I think Inyk = Ericos

Nah, I really doubt that. I've known Ericos for a while and they're pretty different... although they do share characters a lot (Ericos gives his PW out constantly).

Parkbandit
03-04-2004, 06:08 PM
My only worry is this 'hidden' little gem in your log:

">bone klaive"


:bouncy:

Drew2
03-04-2004, 06:55 PM
blame jamus for his Psinet shortcuts.

Galleazzo
03-05-2004, 11:32 AM
Man, that is supreme pwning, Tayre. You da man. Klaive is your bitch!