Jihnas thread of AWESOME

[4a6c1]

Ok. So.

This is my play room and these are my toys. If you want to play you have to bring something really really funny. Or tank girl. Or darth vader sexiness. That is all.

THESE ARE MY TOYS. MINE.

First toy in the toybox.

BANANAFONE!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ4j-MBnLQo


Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Ying yang ying yang ying yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grammophone too! Oh yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with a peel!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop-doop!

[diethx]

Hi.

[4a6c1]

BRING TOYS OR SUFFER VADER RAPE

[diethx]

I'm awesome enough. :(

[4a6c1]

I approve. :)

[diethx]

HOORAY. :heart:

[Androidpk]

Aren't you still in the Army?
Don't they test for drugs?


http://stylusfunk.com/photos/tank-girl.jpg
http://fc00.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2007/318/8/c/Tank_Girl_by_Red_Draken.jpg

[The Ponzzz]

Does this classic register for a Toy of Jihnas?

http://www.obner.org/bb/preview.php?path=http://people.msoe.edu/~gormand/canihavemyspiderbackot3.gif

[Euler]

http://s3files.core77.com/blog/images/Balloon-Tank.jpg

[Tisket]

I honestly don't know why but this picture seems to belong in this thread. Don't ask me why because I couldn't answer that:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/big_gal_friends.jpg

[Euler]

I honestly don't know why but this picture seems to belong in this thread. Don't ask me why because I couldn't answer that:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/big_gal_friends.jpg

black really is slimming.

[Androidpk]

Both girls on the side are looking at the girl in the middle as if she's a meal on the dollar value menu.

[Androidpk]

black really is slimming.

Racist.

[Anebriated]

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/5/27/633790525343592865-vengence.jpg

[diethx]

:(

[Stanley Burrell]

No.

http://www.myteespot.com/images/thumbs/DSCF2809.jpg

^this would be a good avatar.

^ http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/102827/what-monty-python-character-are-you

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/102827/what-monty-python-character-are-you

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/J/jackee/1037956129_s12--rabit.jpg

:-\

[Androidpk]

Sweet!

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/J/jackee/1037956393_--lancelot.jpg

[The Ponzzz]

This site should be added to this thread.

www.fmylife.com

[radamanthys]

Ok. So.

THESE ARE MY TOYS. MINE.

First toy in the toybox.

BANANAFONE!!


I ALMOST GOT KILLED BECAUSE OF THAT SONG!

I cranked my speakers and locked my door. Heavy door. I had 10 housemates. They were not happy when I came back from class.

I laughed and laughed.


(I'm loads of fun. In the same way that a rabid badger makes a good babysitter.)

[4a6c1]

All of you are allowed to play with my toys since you brought something cool and NOT BRATZ DOLLS!!!!

The best part of wakin up is vader in your cup.

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/star_wars_coffee.gif

[ElvenFury]

BRING TOYS OR SUFFER VADER RAPE

As long as it's the Vader from your avatar, I'm down with that.

[ElvenFury]

I like to think that the cardboard cutout used the force to pants her...

http://www.thespoof.com/sitepics/thespoof/spanked.jpg

[Anebriated]

This site should be added to this thread.

www.fmylife.com

I see your fmylife.com and raise you a http://textsfromlastnight.com/

[Proxy]

http://www.quizilla.com/user_images/J/jackee/1037949119_s04-arthur.jpg

Bow Before me PEASANTS!!!

[Bhuryn]

Ok. So.

This is my play room and these are my toys. If you want to play you have to bring something really really funny. Or tank girl. Or darth vader sexiness. That is all.

Like this?


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L-3mBxwPBqE/SPxRYdvrmXI/AAAAAAAAAno/x0MI88_XrCY/s400/carly-aquarium-193.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

This thread had become significantly less awesome, kudos.

[The Ponzzz]

Tank girl or Tub girl?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/michael61188/blogspot/Tubgirl.png

[4a6c1]

HAHAHAHA

win!

[Anebriated]

nice socks

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I present this to your Shrine of Awesome:

The Layman's Guide to Alli "Side Effects" (http://thewvsr.com/alli.htm)

And just to pique your interest, a snippet:

"You can use a food journal to recognize what foods can lead to treatment effects. For example, writing down what you eat may help you learn that marinara sauce is a better option than Alfredo sauce

In addition to a handcart full of extra pants designed to camouflage your anal leakage, it might also be a good idea to carry a schematic and information wheel, so you don't repeat past mistakes and have a treatment effect halfway up your back."

[4a6c1]

Bwahahaha. Lady Gaga Trash! LUV LUV LUV nonsense lyrics.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65zI9LH-as

[Sean of the Thread]

I bring something awesome later BUT man people would not shut the fuck up about banana phone in game and on psi net for MONTHS to the point where there was CvC over how many rings in the lyrics ffs.

Awesome.

[Martaigne]

I don't care what anyone says, Tank Girl is teh fuckin' PWN. 'Nuff said.

[4a6c1]

Got Rhino?

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/TANK-GIRL-RHINO.jpg

[4a6c1]

Vader Fetish. Thats right.

http://www.formyminions.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=16

[AMUSED1]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wGr8njEWjtI/SX5LMrb-ZVI/AAAAAAAABus/mzYKAF6zbAc/s1600/Erica%2BC%2B-%2Bow%2B-%2Bits%2Ba%2Bgirl.JPG

[radamanthys]

Vader Fetish. Thats right.

http://www.formyminions.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=16

http://bam-b.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Vader-Dancing-Queens.jpg

Sexytime ;-)

[4a6c1]

See? That is so fucking hot. Who doesnt think that is hot?!?!

Fucking ewoks, thats who.

[4a6c1]

Rocket frog awesomeness.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a203/Jako_3000/ththththcrazy_frog_.jpg

[Androidpk]

http://9gag.com/photo/6407_540.jpg

[radamanthys]

Rocket frog awesomeness.

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a203/Jako_3000/ththththcrazy_frog_.jpg

I SEE YOUR ROCKET FROG AND RAISE YOU A GIANT ROCKET LLAMA

http://fc07.deviantart.com/fs43/f/2009/118/f/5/Rocket_Llama_by_SarcasticLlama.png

[Soulpieced]

http://thomasvickers.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/hillary-vader.jpg

[iJin]

All of my Vader fetish dreams are horribly destroyed. :(

[AMUSED1]

And Tank Girl was on last night on HBO. Or maybe it was Starz? I dunno, but I watched it!

[Methais]

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-07/1236451145248.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

Aren't Vader dreams automatically fetish dreams? The latex alone... so smooth and shiny... so perfectly black... ksch... haaaaaaaa...

[4a6c1]

This just in. Obama is the antichrist. And he may also have a gay equine lover who wears a spiky dildo on his head.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=45073

[Celephais]

http://www.darthvaderballoon.be/images/image_accueil/3.jpg

[Celephais]

Today I made a program that lets me rip gifs from movies ... obviously I popped in RotJ (well not obvious, I should have popped in ESB, but I needed the log crush for another thread).
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/VaderToss.gif

[Latrinsorm]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPiBnICeKb8&feature=related

Bruce Springsteen in 1979, slamming through an R&B medley. High points of awesomeness:

1. Fashion.
2. Bruce snarling.
3. Did I mention the fashion?
4. The unbelievable spasms induced in the unbelievably white audience.
5. Those guys that are too cool to stand up when everyone in the stadium is standing on their seats.
6. Those guys that are too cool to remain standing as they collapse and writhe across the floor, see point 4.
7. Bruce snarling MORE.

[4a6c1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGzvbeyC35E

Kick off your stilletos and fuck me in the backseat, fuck me in the backseat!

:spaz:

Edit:better link

[Celephais]

"Stupid gay song in stupid gay head" ... yeah, I'm not clicking that link.

[Celephais]

Mary Poppins!!<!!!

best movie ever

...SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS...

I want an avatar that is mary poppins with a vader helmut

Figured this belonged in this thread

http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af213/GuinnessKMF2/PopVader.png

Sorry, only paint on this computer, I'll pull out photoshop tomorrow and do it right.

[4a6c1]

Thanks!!

:heart:

I'll let you do whatever you need to do to it, and then I'm gonna use it!

[Celephais]

Thanks!!

:heart:

I'll let you do whatever you need to do to it, and then I'm gonna use it!
Just had to clean it up a little... non-jaggied
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/VaderPoppins.jpg

And a more avatar friendly size...
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/VaderPoppinsSmall.jpg

[Bhuryn]

http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hello-kitty-tattoo-vader.thumbnail.jpg

[Celephais]

http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/hello-kitty-tattoo-vader.thumbnail.jpg
NICE!

http://www.warrenellis.com/pfile/pvad.jpg
(Everyone's seen it but... posting here anyway)

[Bhuryn]

NICE!

http://www.warrenellis.com/pfile/pvad.jpg
(Everyone's seen it but... posting here anyway)

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l297/brettster2000/funny/disabled_darth_vader.jpg

[Celephais]

http://www.geekologie.com/2008/07/21/star-art-1.jpg
http://vaderpainter.com/images/Index/BatVader.jpg

[Bhuryn]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l219/teamdicky/NapoleonBike.jpg

[Celephais]

. . .

I'm opening photoshop now.

[Celephais]

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/VaderBike.jpg

[LMingrone]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7918/ewok.jpg

Maybe NSFW:
http://www.unknownhighway.com/images/uploads/star_wars_porn_fetish.jpg

There's some real creepy stuff when you search for "star wars porn".

[diethx]

Don't make the battle for endor naughty. :(

[Celephais]

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7918/ewok.jpg
Here's the creepy animated version:
http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn241/Impunity5/ewok.gif

...and it was Endor's forest moon ... just saying.

[diethx]

...and it was Endor's forest moon ... just saying.

The movie is called The Battle for Endor.

[Celephais]

The movie is called The Battle for Endor.
I never saw it... wasn't even aware of it. I'm going to have to find it now :-\ and it's going to suck and I'm just going to be even more jaded in how star wars has been ruined for me.

[diethx]

I never saw it... wasn't even aware of it. I'm going to have to find it now :-\ and it's going to suck and I'm just going to be even more jaded in how star wars has been ruined for me.

WTF, Battle for Endor was awesome. It's for kids though (or at least it seemed to be)... was one of my favorite movies when I was little.

[Latrinsorm]

All the Star Wars movies are for kids. I remember seeing Battle for Endor as a kid and being totally crushed when Luke and Leia never showed up. (And it's pretty telling that I didn't care about Han at all.)

[Celephais]

All the Star Wars movies are for kids. I remember seeing Battle for Endor as a kid and being totally crushed when Luke and Leia never showed up. (And it's pretty telling that I didn't care about Han at all.)
I found it funny how as I got older I realized that Han is hands down the most badass character in the series.

[4a6c1]

Fucking ewoks invaded my thread.

KILL.

And I am so in love with the Napolean Vader It is now my igoogle wallpaper.

Edit: Thanks for the PoppinsVader SillyFace!! :heart:

[radamanthys]

All the Star Wars movies are for kids. I remember seeing Battle for Endor as a kid and being totally crushed when Luke and Leia never showed up. (And it's pretty telling that I didn't care about Han at all.)

Telling of what?

Han solo is fucking badass. Harrison Ford is the absolute shit (Jack Ryan, Colonel Lucas, Deckard, Indy, Han, the president of the united states who kills the shit out of gary oldman, a submarine captain) I mean, really. Men want to be him. Women want him. What's not to like?

[ElvenFury]

2813

[radamanthys]

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/06/gallery_sexy_star_trek_and_sta.php

Corsets... yum.

[4a6c1]

2813

:spaz:

ok. i'll be your boyfriend now.

[ElvenFury]

:spaz:

ok. i'll be your boyfriend now.

Cool. Does that mean that you pay for the movie tickets?

[4a6c1]

....

:-/

[Androidpk]

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/star-wars-ewoks-butseks-time.jpg

[ElvenFury]

....

:-/

Ugh! Ever since I gave in and handed over that Darth Tank Girl picture, you never take me anywhere nice! It's like you don't even feel the need to try anymore. Is this relationship even going anywhere?!




Sure you want to be the guy?

[4a6c1]

lol

Not even sure i want to be an organism in the same solar system.

:-X

[Loagan]

Hi, I'm new here... Does this count?

http://storage.msn.com/x1p4JHjVbcjTC_NCVgWiWlIGPUnbTH-43FqAjpzcoN9DvLWhLaPYTi_WWHvBH3ZuDiiz_TvO9C8QexpbL 7ti0S5NYz9xShHf_sUqRy8dWQyQuJHulU1boJYg6FO7C5u_8NH SBEGOxxxKuUJw9CoMnkQbA

[Latrinsorm]

Close, but you gotta COMMIT. Turn Obi-Wan into Tank Girl and Anakin into a limehead and then we're talking.

[Loagan]

Close, but you gotta COMMIT. Turn Obi-Wan into Tank Girl and Anakin into a limehead and then we're talking.

I'm not great with commitment.. Looks like I'm back to being friendless...



http://www.brucehartman.net/wp-content/uploads/friendless.jpg

[The Ponzzz]

http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/darth_invader.jpg

[Bhuryn]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-darth-vader-neutered-pug.jpg

[Androidpk]

http://nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/darth_invader.jpg


Dildo?

[Winter's Kiss]

Dildo?

Or a really screwed up Pez Dispenser.. But I think I'll go with your answer..

[Bhuryn]

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/46786/1211309070/SquirrelWars.gif

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

A tribute to the hot, zombie nurses of Silent Hill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZgZN0Fm3yk

[Celephais]

http://www.foldedspace.org/images/darthvsgoats.gif

[The Ponzzz]

Dildo?

Well, vibrator, but same difference.

[4a6c1]

A tribute to the hot, zombie nurses of Silent Hill:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZgZN0Fm3yk

Nice

How come all the really really scary movies have faceless hospital personel that twitch alot?

[Latrinsorm]

Man, that woman who did makeup all the way down her chest is really committed.

How do zombies walk in high heels? Muscle memory? Why were all those nurses wearing high heels to begin with?

[4a6c1]

TEEHEE

I think it is funny that the high heels is what you were staring at.

:-X

[ElvenFury]

OK, Jihnas, I made you an avatar; now you have to make me one. It's only fair.

[Loagan]

http://www.foldedspace.org/images/darthvsgoats.gif

LULZ MY FACE OFF!!!

[ElvenFury]

pwned.

2822

[4a6c1]

You suck.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://www.starwarped.net/files/pics/page-4/large/sexy-stormtrooper-girl-wearing-lingerie-parody-picture.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/flickr_dark_helmet_and_barf_irulan2.jpg

[4a6c1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZz2yCe3pIg

Chuck Norris tells it like it is!

*For some reason, the combination of him saying these in the third person and stuttering every other sentence had me laughing my ass off.

[Celephais]

my god... you just ruined every chuck norris fact I've ever heard.

That was painful.

Chuck Norris doesn't stutter, it's only the universe skipping as... ugh I can't do it, it's ruined... BAH.

[RSR]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEPB0ZXPefo&feature=related

For surely!

-Richard.

[4a6c1]

He was stuttering SillyFace. Your hero is a stutterer.

[RSR]

Oh and the most awesomest Darth Vader ever...

http://www.craphound.com/images/hellovaderthumb.jpg

-Richard.

FFS...that'll teach me to post before I go back and read the entire thread and see that the same pic was already posted! Damnit!

To make up for it, here's another I haven't seen posted here before

http://www.craphound.com/images/darthvera.jpg

[Celephais]

He was stuttering SillyFace. Your hero is a stutterer.
I'm more of a Jack Bauer guy.

The city of Los Angeles was so grateful for Jack, they named a street after him. But shortly after naming Jack Bauer Blvd. the name had to be changed because too many pedestrians were being killed while crossing. Nobody crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

[Loagan]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/sand-darth-vader_672851n.jpg

[ElvenFury]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Zippy.png

If Zippy went Steampunk he'd look like:


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00672/sand-darth-vader_672851n.jpg

[ElvenFury]

I present to you, Darth Tater!

http://h5m.net/hasbro_darth_tater.jpg

Elmo is gonna get it now...

http://cstarr.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/darth_elmo.jpg

Last and most certainly least, Jihnas' preferred kind of porn:

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/star-wars-bathroom.jpg

[4a6c1]

I'm more of a Jack Bauer guy.

The city of Los Angeles was so grateful for Jack, they named a street after him. But shortly after naming Jack Bauer Blvd. the name had to be changed because too many pedestrians were being killed while crossing. Nobody crosses Jack Bauer and lives.

I dont know who that is. :-X



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJyChvl83Sk&feature=popular

^I have no words

[Clove]

I dont know who that is. :-X



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJyChvl83Sk&feature=popular

^I have no wordsThen this thread needs to be renamed to Jihnas thread of MEDIOCRITY!

[Tisket]

I dont know who that is. :-X

Jesus, do you live in a cave?

[4a6c1]

Yo mama.

[Tisket]

Even my momma knows who Jack Bauer is.

[Androidpk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV_e_knw1zo

[4a6c1]

School is keeping me away.

Me and TG are off saving the turtles. See...?

http://www.ramonperez.com/v1/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tank_girl-90min-ramon.jpg

Dont forget to be awesome PC.

[Xanator]

The following vestments are worn by all priests at the celebration of the mass. The separate garments are to be put on according to ecclesiastical rules in a fixed order, as follows:

1. Amice
2. Alb
3. Cincture
4. Maniple
5. Stole
6. Chasuble
7. Cope
8. Dalmatic
9. Surplice
10. Biretta
11. Scary Breathing Mask

http://thisisphotobomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/tip-darth-catholic1.jpg

[Back]

Sharks are nothing to me. I am prepared for what ever dangers might lurk in that cave.

http://www.mastercollector.com/neat/gijoe/atlanta/images/orangescubaMED.jpg

[Kuyuk]

wow, he has cameltoe

[4a6c1]

HAHA @ vestments.

I totally put that shark guy in my vag in 2007. By 2008 he was complaining about the sand and I had to take him out.

[ElvenFury]

http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/wp-content/gallery/star_wars_porn/darth_vader_bra_underwear.jpg

http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/wp-content/gallery/star_wars_porn/star_wars_toys_porn.jpg

http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/wp-content/gallery/star_wars_porn/darth_vader_naked.jpg

http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/wp-content/gallery/star_wars_porn/darth_vader_tits.jpg

1,000 :-)

[Tisket]

http://www.mybestfriendporn.com/wp-content/gallery/star_wars_porn/darth_vader_bra_underwear.jpg

Someone recently gave me a one word rep comment that makes me laugh. It was just: "eat".

I think that advice should be given to the poor girl in that picture. She looks like a concentration camp survivor.

[4a6c1]

Dont hate on those with abnormal proportions. I bet you've never complained about a huge cock.

[Tisket]

No matter how I respond to that I'm going to look slutty. Bitch.

[Kuyuk]

I'm still waiting for my cock to become huge...

[ElvenFury]

No matter how I respond to that I'm going to look slutty. Bitch.

LOL. Have you looked at your avatar lately?

[4a6c1]

No matter how I respond to that I'm going to look slutty. Bitch.

:)

[4a6c1]

I have the same vader helmut as the concentration camp lady. I can tell because it is huge, heavy and doesnt have a (functioning) voice box. Looks fierce tho!

[ElvenFury]

I have the same vader helmut as the concentration camp lady.

Pics?

[4a6c1]

This is me.

http://bsmith101.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/000946-fat-overweight-black-woman-with-huge-red-hair-eating-kfc-chicken11.jpg

[RSR]

Is the Vader helmet buried in one of your many rolls?

Pics with the helmet plz.

And Tisket, I got the same 'eat' rep. Gotta love that wordy rep!

-Richard.

[4a6c1]

Fuck you both.

OT

I want this shirt.

http://cricketsoda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/whos-your-daddy-darth-vader-shirt.gif

[ElvenFury]

Fuck you both.

OT

I want this shirt.

http://cricketsoda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/whos-your-daddy-darth-vader-shirt.gif

Does that shirt come in size XXXXL?

[4a6c1]

I sure hope so. Or Ima put them in a bucket. Discriminatory merchandisers always taste better fried.

[Androidpk]

http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/204/d/8/Cthulhu_inside_by_JeremyAdshade.jpg

[4a6c1]

I like this very much. Reminds me of my most favorite gasmask ever: The Atropos.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/9977739_0eefef61f1_m.jpg

The Atropos (and the creator that gave me permission to make my own) inspired a 3 year gasmask fetish that I have only recently recovered from (or perhaps not?).

[Xanator]

I like this very much. Reminds me of my most favorite gasmask ever: The Atropos.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/9977739_0eefef61f1_m.jpg

The Atropos (and the creator that gave me permission to make my own) inspired a 3 year gasmask fetish that I have only recently recovered from (or perhaps not?).

When I was like 17, I was going to get a tattoo that involved a gas mask and the local police department's emblem. We kind of had a run-in.

Anyway, you would've found the tattoo smexy.

[radamanthys]

http://izismile.com/img/img2/20091106/wtf_pictures_32.jpg

Jihna was the first thing that came to mind for some reason.

[ElvenFury]

Do you know who I am? I'm Lord-fucking-Vader!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

[4a6c1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8


Xpost. Putting it somewhere I will remember it.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.49740956.jpg

Let's go clubbin' Jihna.

[4a6c1]

Oh fuck. That mask is smexeh!

[Loagan]

Because we need more awesome sauce.. Lets get the thread moving again!

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/vader9.jpg

[Kuyuk]

looks like a mini version of my scooter

[ElvenFury]

looks like a mini version of my scooter

If this was an attempt to make your scooter sound remotely hetero, it failed.

[Kuyuk]

Hah. No, it wasnt. I was jus' sayin' iz all

[Loagan]

If this was an attempt to make your scooter sound remotely hetero, it failed.

:yeahthat:


and then a smiley not often used... :medieval:

[Sean of the Thread]

looks like a mini version of my scooter


http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/th__fat_scooter.jpg (http://s20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/?action=view&current=_fat_scooter.jpg)

[4a6c1]

Haha. More Vater. Less scooter.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/comic_con_babes_tank_girl.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AGXlKNxtdl8/SxCsaa3LNOI/AAAAAAAAA3E/kaenGcl_WaU/s400/DSC00999.jpg

http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/3792-400x534.jpg

[Cephalopod]

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/A/d/darth_vader_cheney.jpg

I may be doing it wrong...

http://mydisguises.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/sexy-darth-vader.jpg

[Kuyuk]

hhahaha at the kitty vader

[Atlanteax]

Jihnas' scuba-diving partner?

http://cagle.com/working/091130/bado.jpg

[Cephalopod]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2661/3993208830_92d0d02b0a.jpg

[Methais]

That's a pretty gigantic pink fart.

[Cephalopod]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

[Methais]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

Best website ever.

[Loagan]

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/comic_con_babes_tank_girl.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AGXlKNxtdl8/SxCsaa3LNOI/AAAAAAAAA3E/kaenGcl_WaU/s400/DSC00999.jpg

http://warkitty.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/3792-400x534.jpg

THIS!!! IS FULL OF WIN!!

[Loagan]

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

AND THIS HAS RIGHTS TO WIN FOREVER!

:ultimate:

[Loagan]

It is Saturday, I live in Belgium, and I want a waffle...

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/34757-unemployed_darth_vader.jpg http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1416/1195446308_cf9432f006.jpg


:shibby:

[iJin]

I still very much dislike seeing chicks in Vader costumes. It disturbs my sexual fantasies.

[4a6c1]

WAT?! YOU HAVE PREJUDICE AGAINST WEIRD FREAKY SHIT?! OH NOEZ. /DAI

Jk. I'm pretty sure it's allowed. Besides. You probably have your own freaky shit you like to do. You probably like feet or something. Yuck. That's gross Jin.

[Sweets]

I've seen the mask here before but she makes it look gooooood!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k217/distractedmackenzie/BFSBGM.jpg

[Methais]

I still very much dislike seeing chicks in Vader costumes. It disturbs my sexual fantasies.

Anakin's weiner got incinerated. So I have to ask what kind of fantasies are you having?

[4a6c1]

FEET FEET FEET

[Cephalopod]

He lost his legs, too. Methais's's's's point stands.

[iJin]

It's all the PVC man, all the PVC and ew gross! Fucking feet freak me out too.

But if you must know; Leather, Moons, Wind, Blood, and Cotton Candy. And maybe I like effing nubs in leather? And computerized box voices?


Shittt. ;)

[Cephalopod]

It's all the PVC man, all the PVC and ew gross! Fucking feet freak me out too.

But if you must know; Leather, Moons, Wind, Blood, and Cotton Candy.

http://www.hauntedventures.com/2007NEWTEMPLATES/ThingsThatGoBump/CottonCandy.jpg

[iJin]

You are so fucking awesome. Hahahahhaha.





(I hate fucking clowns though.)

[4a6c1]

:lol2:

I dont know what's going on with that bumblebee umbrella cotton candy head but I LIKE IT.

[Methais]

It's all the PVC man, all the PVC and ew gross! Fucking feet freak me out too.

But if you must know; Leather, Moons, Wind, Blood, and Cotton Candy. And maybe I like effing nubs in leather? And computerized box voices?


Shittt. ;)

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/spaceballs_large_13.jpg

[Tisket]

I didn't go looking for this, it just popped up in an unrelated search:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/stormtrooperbeach.jpg

If it's been posted already, suck it.

[thefarmer]

The Atropos (and the creator that gave me permission to make my own) inspired a 3 year gasmask fetish that I have only recently recovered from (or perhaps not?).

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/97149/darth-vader-gas-mask.jpg

[4a6c1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdWUyqHcn8A

Putting this here for safekeeping. And masterbating.

[radamanthys]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdWUyqHcn8A

Putting this here for safekeeping. And masterbating.

Countered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wKWjvUD50

[Drew]

Jihna creeps me out. I personally like things like boobs. And polo shirts. Not gas masks. And PVC.

[4a6c1]

Countered.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86wKWjvUD50

My professional scientific opinion is that you would like a manocycle pogo stick so that you may catch my evil fembot tractor thus compensating for your lack of homoerotic stimulation in the sixniner quadrant of the alphaomega sector.

Also Drew. I totally dwell in Ralph Lauren. But I dream about rubber. Quit judging and post more latex.

[Cephalopod]

I'm not sure why, but this picture made me think of this thread...

http://robotfury.net/household%20clowns%20last%20supper.jpg

[4a6c1]

I like that Cpt. Spaulding is in the position of Peter. Fitting.

[Atlanteax]

There's also this!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/80779718.jpg

[Celephais]

http://i.imgur.com/s3dlw.jpg

[Kuyuk]

lol

[4a6c1]

wtf

[radamanthys]

http://i.imgur.com/s3dlw.jpg

Holy mother of lol.

[AMUSED1]

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/steampunk-darth-vader-mask.jpg

[Celephais]

Sorry Amused, mine was way better. Sequines = a four... or so. No idea on what scale, but four has never impressed me.

[AMUSED1]

Sorry Amused, mine was way better. Sequines = a four... or so. No idea on what scale, but four has never impressed me.

Your's was better. But when I saw that I was like, "WTF? A steampunk Vader?" That has to be amusing, in some...weird aspect.

[Latrinsorm]

Sorry Amused, mine was way better. Sequines = a four... or so. No idea on what scale, but four has never impressed me.I think a Vader helmet with actual sequins would be right up Jihna's alley. Regrettably, this

http://www.costumes-etc.com/images/Costumes/Hollywood/Sequin.jpg

is the best thing that came up in a GIS for sequin Vader.

[4a6c1]

NOOO. If you google sequin and vader and no sequined vader pops up you choose instead to post vader. Not sequin.

:( :( :(

[Latrinsorm]

And yet I broth'd heavily! More of the shaking spear 'tis to be felt in the New'st England than fuckin' Texas, by 'stroth! and/or whatever!

I like heels, okay? The dude (which is not to say THE dude) is even wearing 1"ers, which is pathetic in mine sight, David Prowse surely superceded. I liked the puns.

[4a6c1]

Well now that you put it that way...

His crazy grin + her scared smile = Random man in Times square w/ shiny jacket jumps in the frame at the last minute ruining the picture and terrifying the Broadway Star who is attempting to have prof pictures taken of herself. Yep.

Null set. No solution. My brain is broke.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I found pictures of your child on the interwebs.

http://images.chron.com/blogs/boldlygo/archives/pink%20vader.jpg

[4a6c1]

Quite possibly most definately this coming halloween.

[Androidpk]

I found pictures of your child on the interwebs.

http://images.chron.com/blogs/boldlygo/archives/pink%20vader.jpg


:rofl:

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/PsiElement/vadercomic.jpg

[Androidpk]

http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/vader-card-741378.JPG

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://i392.photobucket.com/albums/pp9/urbankitten/monistat.jpg?t=1265032022

[Kuyuk]

:(

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

JIHNA, you painted and perfumed storm trooping tart...

Your super frog should marry my super frog and make super tadpoles.

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/froglegsBAR_450x350.jpg

[ElvenFury]

JIHNA, you painted and perfumed storm trooping tart...

Your super frog should marry my super frog and make super tadpoles.

I'll give you both some super tadpoles...

[Abyran'sa]

That is a TOADal fail pic!

[4a6c1]

I Mightily accept your offer of gay sex and marriage Mighty Nikki. I swear to the Jesus of Mutant Frogs that I shall have you painted, perfumed and obediantly storm trooping before the year is out.

[4a6c1]

Also. I have to be the man.

And your boyfriend can live in the closet.

That is all.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

That's fine with me, as long as the only thing physically manly is your massive strap-on, your sexy darth vader helmet, and of course your rough handling of me during sex.

Our fabulous shoe collection will live in the closet, so that won't work. The boyfriend will have to live in a cardboard box in your backyard.

[4a6c1]

Ok but you are a blue T-rex irl right? RIGHT?! Because when I fap I think blue scales and it would be gross if you were a person. It would be gross.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Of course I am, I have tiny little arms and my tail is mighty.

[Abyran'sa]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4314771647_46bd404061_o.jpg

[4a6c1]

Sexy

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2460/3862625884_cce769b495.jpg

[Androidpk]

Of course I am, I have tiny little arms and my tail is mighty.

So you're similar to a midget stripper?

[4a6c1]

There is pretty much nothing I would rather do than ride a unicorn in my darth vader costume. Yeah. Nothing.

[Tisket]

I don't know why but the last post made me go GIS "unicorn love" and the results my moderate safe search returned is so sickly sweet that I fear the onset of diabetes.

[4a6c1]

Dont fucking freak out people. There is not a newer and stupider version of me trolling and lurking and occasionally making even less sense than me. I changed my PC handle to match my email - making my life a tiny bit less complicated.

[CrystalTears]

I changed my PC handle to match my email - making my life a tiny bit less complicated.
For you maybe. This completely shocked my system. I'm like WTF, who is this Rojo weirdo?

Oh it's our resident weirdo... nevermind.

[4a6c1]

Srry. It was impulsive. But I dont regret it.

I sign into about 5 different systems with 5 different passwords a day. Not including WoW and bank account stuff. OMG. And then today one more was added onto that with my SeaAggie email and my brain exploded. Apparently. Because the next login I had to do was as simple as my social security number AND I COULDNT REMEMBER IT. :-/.................

shoot self/GAME OVER

And then I made all the login ID's I could change the same as my email and drank some coffee and all was right in the multiverse?

In other news....Kranar does things at the speed of light. Just putting that out there.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

How about you actually sign onto AIM now you stupid whore. What good is a name change if I still haven't had the oppurtunity to Dino AIM rape you?

[4a6c1]

there is no time hello goodbye i'm late i'm late i'm late

http://blog.lib.umn.edu/myee/architecture/Picture1.gif

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I'm late and when I wave I lose the time I save! My fuzzy ears and whiskers took me too much time to shave!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WsE6M_RjBIY/STjEQNcEa1I/AAAAAAAANgU/bEZlL9gD7zY/s400/white+rabbit+i%27m+late.jpg

[4a6c1]

Second favorite Disney. :spaz:

[4a6c1]

SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtaZ48fERfc

Somebody needs to turn this into a metal song.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

http://www.zombo.com/

[4a6c1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The only limit is yoorselllf.

[RSR]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/v224/519/58/n769238327_4896.jpg

Just for you Jihina.

-Richard.

[Latrinsorm]

Please don't take my feet. I like them.

[Cephalopod]

Can't rep her yet, so here:
http://i.imgur.com/tbgu1.jpg

[iJin]

You know, I wear a different Star Wars pin everyday to work. I get a bunch of smiles from geeks.

<3 Jihna

[4a6c1]

Can't rep her yet, so here:
http://i.imgur.com/tbgu1.jpg

WHOA. Nachos you stalker. I'm a closet Salon art fanatic and not alot of people know that.

I think Monet would approve!

[Cephalopod]

So we should consider you out of the closet now?

[4a6c1]

Not really. Nobody cares. Nobody will remember. It's the internet. SERIES OF TUBES. (Things get lost in the tubes[That's what she said])

[Stanley Burrell]

Both Mewtwo from Pokémon and Bane from Batman are also connected to tubes. I will again, show you in the thread of randomness, that they are one and the same, because they suck for not being related to Star Wars.

One sec.

[4a6c1]

lolz

awesome new blog i found

http://stoperic.blogspot.com/

traveling hippy liberal guy makes hilarious observations about culture in egypt and elsewhere

Example: - "Swimming in the Nile and contracting Bilharzia (liver-infecting parasite) is a great trade-off for not sweating like a pig 24/7."

[Carblin]

I'll just leave this here.


http://amog.com/offbeat/odd-disgusting-fetishes/

[Cephalopod]

Not listed, but that we discussed in chat today:
Hoboeroticism (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Hoboeroticism)



“It's quite enjoyable, once you get used to the smell.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Tramp Sex

[4a6c1]

OSCAR WILDE DID NOT SAY THAT

[Cephalopod]

http://imgur.com/heM3y.jpg

[4a6c1]

lol

[Carblin]

http://www.heatvisionblog.com/2010/03/boba-fett-reduced-to-busking.html

Here you go.

Accordion + Starwars + Zelda music = win

[ElvenFury]

http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e8/star-wars-goes-burlesque.4303472.87.jpg
http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e8/star-wars-goes-burlesque.4303476.87.jpg
http://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e8/star-wars-goes-burlesque.4303482.87.jpghttp://vvoice.vo.llnwd.net/e8/star-wars-goes-burlesque.4303490.87.jpg

[4a6c1]

I concur.

[ElvenFury]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif Jihnas thread of AWESOME (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1078325#post1078325) 03-13-2010 12:34 PM YOU DIRTY WHORE YOU. I just so curious what you were googling when you found these. I just checked out Carblin's link and noticed on that page that there was a link to a Star Wars Burlesque Show (http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/view/29101265) story. Who wouldn't look?

[Cephalopod]

http://gremlindog.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/vader-napoleon.jpg

Also:
http://www.toplessrobot.com/batmanlightsaber.jpg

[4a6c1]

Great White > Batface

[Stanley Burrell]

http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/2936/r2d2artoostarwarsegg.jpg

[iJin]

This whole thread is my porn for Star Wars. Thank you Jesus.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I am addicted to papercrafts lately.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8154/stormtroopercube.th.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/i/stormtroopercube.jpg/)

They have an R2D2 at cubeecrafts.com No Vader or Boba Fett yet, though :(

[Cephalopod]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-zOrAL1V5Jg/S6DQsPhGYnI/AAAAAAAADb0/8itk6BpkDLQ/s640/watermelondeathstar2.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3636/3460573696_fa6c1da418.jpg

[Ryvicke]

http://www.cedricdelsaux.com/#

Anyone post this yet? The dark lens is fucking radical.

[Cephalopod]

http://www.cedricdelsaux.com/#

Anyone post this yet? The dark lens is fucking radical.

I hadn't seen this before. It's very weird, and very awesome.

[Celephais]

I am addicted to papercrafts lately.

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/8154/stormtroopercube.th.jpg (http://img3.imageshack.us/i/stormtroopercube.jpg/)

They have an R2D2 at cubeecrafts.com No Vader or Boba Fett yet, though :(
I think I'm going to have to make a trip to Kinkos so I can print this out on some good stock.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I think I'm going to have to make a trip to Kinkos so I can print this out on some good stock.

Resume paper I've found to be a good mix of sturdy but easy to work with. Card stock can be a bitch.

I found a Boba Fett one!

http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/2999/cubeebobafettbycyberdro.th.jpg (http://img715.imageshack.us/i/cubeebobafettbycyberdro.jpg/)