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Bhuryn
07-28-2009, 01:29 PM
"I want to take the list price Parts<13> and multiply it by 10%, 15% and 20 %, then add the percentage to the list price. I don't know the syntax for the multiply by %"

.....

She asked that question on a semi-public (product specific) user group for programmers.
AnticorRifling
07-28-2009, 01:53 PM
LOL please tell me they gave her a lot of shit for that.
Back
07-28-2009, 02:01 PM
Uh, this must be an inside thing because I don’t lol.

But points for randomness.
Cephalopod
07-28-2009, 02:01 PM
Holy shit... someone on the PC is on the DATAFLO IT SIG?
AnticorRifling
07-28-2009, 02:03 PM
Uh, this must be an inside thing because I don’t lol.

But points for randomness.

The syntax to multiply by a %. I'm no programmer but I instantly saw the luls in that question.

List of item 13 = x

X * 1.10
X * 1.15
X * 1.20

would probably get everything she needed.
Back
07-28-2009, 02:06 PM
X * 1.10
X * 1.15
X * 1.20

would probably get everything she needed.

No way. Thats what my last girlfriend said after she left me for a 2.0x3.
BriarFox
07-28-2009, 02:35 PM
No way. Thats what my last girlfriend said after she left me for a 2.0x3.

She left you for a 6 ... incher?
ElvenFury
07-28-2009, 02:38 PM
I believe she said that she'd rather date a two-by-four. You know, for the intelligent conversation.
Celephais
07-28-2009, 02:39 PM
No way. Thats what my last girlfriend said after she left me for a 2.0x3.
inches?
BriarFox
07-28-2009, 02:39 PM
inches?

Too slow!
Celephais
07-28-2009, 02:41 PM
Too slow!
Well.. um... that's why your girlfriend left you for me, too fast!
Back
07-28-2009, 02:53 PM
Too slow!

Hey.

There is a fox head peeking out of your vagina. Just thought you should know.

Peace.
The Ponzzz
07-28-2009, 02:58 PM
Careful you do not want to upset the Guardian of the Hoohah.
Bhuryn
07-28-2009, 03:01 PM
Holy shit... someone on the PC is on the DATAFLO IT SIG?

Apparently there is two of us.
BriarFox
07-28-2009, 03:27 PM
Careful you do not want to upset the Guardian of the Hoohah.

It's got teeth!
BriarFox
07-28-2009, 03:40 PM
Also, my girlfriend painted that image. Is it not awesome?!111!!
Anebriated
07-28-2009, 03:45 PM
I used to think that programmers were good with numbers and logic.... apparently not all of them.
Clove
07-28-2009, 03:53 PM
inches?centimeters.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
07-29-2009, 04:26 AM
centimeters.

ftw
Izzy
07-29-2009, 08:51 AM
Careful you do not want to upset the Guardian of the Hoohah.

Pillowpants?