Yu Wan Mei

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Yu Wan Mei (http://www.yuwanmei.com/home)

Fucking hilarious and random. It can’t be real. Check out their products...


Yum-E-Freez Eel Milk
From nature’s breasts comes an appetizing and vigorous frozen eel-milk product. It soothes the mouth on a hot day and fills one with strength! Available in male or female.

[Holybane]

from the same website

Gel
Made with all ingredients, this gel is perfect for any occasion. Child and adult enjoy it equally, sometimes, as do even pets! If you need gel, buy this gel.

Metal Fun
In so many shapes and sizes like these, you’ll never run out of ways to have fun with Metal Fun. Shavings, shards, bars, strips, ball-bearing-shape, chunk, and Extra Large are some of the many Metal Fun options. Available in iron, aluminum, mercury, cobalt, lead, and others. Straight from the Yu Wan Mei manufacturing center in Deyang to your home or office.

“To Extract The Entrails, One Must First Extract His Ego”

[StrayRogue]

Fish Time is Success Time.

[Bhuryn]

I like the Chinese flag eating the american flag at the end of the video.

[Proxy]

I Lol'd

[radamanthys]

The Onion is listed as a subsidiary, lol.

I like the loyalty bracelet. Do not remove loyalty bracelet.

[Drew]

Go to The Onion. Yu Wan Mei "bought" them.

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I typically don’t “get” the humor of the Onion... but this is a gem of comedy.

ROBUSTNESS IS UNAVOIDABLE with the consumption of YU WAN MEI products.