The Wedding of Karmiqua & Payme

[Karmiqua]

You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of
Karmiqua & Payme
On August 23, 2009 at 9:30 Elven

All are invited to attend. The town crier will announce when and where in Wenhimer's Landing everyone shall meet to be escorted to the event.This is a formal affair, so please dress accordingly.


** We would also like to extend our sincerest thank you to the House of Paupers, it's members, and especially Arellia and the Knights of Paupers for making this event possible. We are so grateful for their kindness. From our hearts to yours, thank you. **

[pabstblueribbon]

Gaaayeeeeee

[diethx]

lol look at him in her avatar.

[Androidpk]

lol look at him in her avatar.


Now there's a wife beater if I ever saw one.

[diethx]

Now there's a wife beater if I ever saw one.

Racist.

[Androidpk]

Racist.

Only in Gemstone.

[Fallen]

Heh, welcome to the PC.

Hope your event goes well. My advice: Hire a capped sorcerer to take care of any troublemakers.

[RojoDisco]

^Evarin is a bouncer on the weekends at Paupers, dontchaknow?

[Sweets]

Congrats. Hope all goes well for you.


As a side note, Karmiqua is one of the reasons I don't heal in Town Central anymore. Ish.

But yeah. Have fun.

[nub]

Put me down for two, I am bringing my floating spirit.

[Jayvn]

Can I hit it before you two tie the knot?

[Wesley]

Good luck with your thing. It is a good thing when two people or dinosaurs get married, even though sometimes people marriages don't work.

As a side note, dinosaurs mate for life. Also sometimes when a boy dinosaur marries a girl dinosaur and then like if later down the road she lets herself go and stuff he is allowed to eat her and find another, younger girl dinosaur that will not get all fat on him. Also the boy dinosaur is allowed to do sex to other girl dinosaurs sometimes when he needs to feel manly, and also when he just wants to hump or is really drunk or in a different area code or the girl dinosaur he does sex to kind of looks like the one he is married to. But no other reasons. It is forbidden.

The end. By Wesley.

P.S. Will your wedding have seating for dinosaurs? If so I would like you to put me down for 3 dinosaurs, and one Wesley.

[Fallen]

It would be pretty cool to bring an animated Raptor to someone's wedding.

[LadyLaphrael]

It would be pretty cool to bring an animated Raptor to someone's wedding.

And yet, all I can think of is...

>tell animate to shove remote up ass

[Fallen]

And yet, all I can think of is...

>tell animate to shove remote up ass

You've lost me.

[Rimalon]

You've lost me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcuvlWIWhsc

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/default.jpg

[diethx]

You've lost me.

....

[peam]

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/DJ_Qualls%20-%202%20-%20Hustle_and_Flow.jpg

Payme?

Paying well for someone to meteor storm the shit out of this event. Better yet, maybe I'll try to rush a wizard up to 25.

[Lord Orbstar]

Lords Edaarin and Jagyr will be honored to attend. I hope there is cake !

Who will be the patron Arkati for this event? I suggest Charl...the groom can throw a bucket of water on the bride and she can hit him in the face with a mermaid steak.

[Stretch]

Lords Edaarin and Jagyr will be honored to attend. I hope there is cake !

wtf?

[Widgets]

wtf?

Yes, every time Edaarin is passed thru the many hands he is passed on to, it seems the intelligence level of the owner dwindles...

[Timjirdos]

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/DJ_Qualls%20-%202%20-%20Hustle_and_Flow.jpg

Payme?

Paying well for someone to meteor storm the shit out of this event. Better yet, maybe I'll try to rush a wizard up to 25.

Bring the money to river's rest.

[Methais]

You are cordially invited to attend the wedding of
Karmiqua & Payme
On August 23, 2009 at 9:30 Elven

All are invited to attend. The town crier will announce when and where in Wenhimer's Landing everyone shall meet to be escorted to the event.This is a formal affair, so please dress accordingly.


** We would also like to extend our sincerest thank you to the House of Paupers, it's members, and especially Arellia and the Knights of Paupers for making this event possible. We are so grateful for their kindness. From our hearts to yours, thank you. **

I'm showing up naked with Meteor Swarm spell stored. Possibly anal Meteor Swarm.

[Methais]

wtf?

Edaarin is in a gay relationship with Jagyr now.

Nobody told you?

Lords Edaarin and Jagyr will be honored to attend. I hope there is cake !

Who will be the patron Arkati for this event? I suggest Charl...the groom can throw a bucket of water on the bride and she can hit him in the face with a mermaid steak.

Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga-ULeG09QY

[TheEschaton]

WTF, I used to play Jagyr. He better be the one giving it to Edaarin, not vice versa. :/

[Ragesh]

Picked but not disarmed scale traps make wonderful wedding gifts... just a thought.

[Winter's Kiss]

God.. Just.. Shoot me.. please.

[Rimalon]

God.. Just.. Shoot me.. please.

http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Station/5090/spade-big.jpg

[Winter's Kiss]

Ah.. Finch..

[Beguiler]

I'm showing up naked with Meteor Swarm spell stored. Possibly anal Meteor Swarm.

You are so very much my hero at this moment! Well, you and E. I'd go to the wedding just to see E in action as a bouncer. Meth and E tag team disruption/swarm wedding, I'm picking up my wedding present now!

And yes, there will be cake...

http://www.criticalbride.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/wedding-cake-wf1e.jpg

[Methais]

And yes, there will be cake...

http://www.criticalbride.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/wedding-cake-wf1e.jpg

http://sketchaspork.com/Random%20Pics/delicious-cake.jpg
http://ninxmz.org/images/demotivators/delicious%20cake.jpg

[Cusack]

This whole thread has me on the lollercoaster.

[Androidpk]

I wonder if the groom minds that his soon to be bride is always making out with other dudes in TSC.

[Methais]

I wonder if the groom minds that his soon to be bride is always making out with other dudes in TSC.

Do they have scrolls/notepads or whatever you can write on yet? Put a log of it on there and present it to him as a picture of her caught in the act, just before he says "I do."

[RojoDisco]

:lol2:

nom nom nom

[Divinity]

Edaarin is in a gay relationship with Jagyr now.

Nobody told you?



Like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga-ULeG09QY

So I watched that video.. and kept going out of sheer boredom.

Here's a funny best man speech I ran into:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPYRRTcuS6g


Oh, uhm. Grats.

[Geshron]

I wonder if the groom minds that his soon to be bride is always making out with other dudes in TSC.

That is disturbing on so many levels.

[Elvenlady]

That is disturbing on so many levels.

That is Gemstone for you.

[Lord Orbstar]

So, first, Fuck you Widgets. Second, Jagyr would be on top. Third, I take it you guys do not like Karmiqua and Payme?

I am not party to in game dramas that have raged on when I was on break from GS. In game, neither of those two have done/said anything worthy of scorn in my presence. I am all for learning gossip though, so let it fly.

It still won't change my in-game actions or perceptions until I see it (at least when I am not serving as a mana battery for my up and coming shittily-named empath).

[Winter's Kiss]

She's just a moron that goes everywhere and annoys the shit out of everyone. I've dealt with her nasty mouth a few times where she'll try to insult you from inside a sanct then pitch a bitch fit when you get outside one..

[Cusack]

Most of the lawls for me are from looking at that picture of Payme. (sorry Payme)

[Miss Ismurii]

LOL Cusack

[RojoDisco]

She's just a moron that goes everywhere and annoys the shit out of everyone. I've dealt with her nasty mouth a few times where she'll try to insult you from inside a sanct then pitch a bitch fit when you get outside one..

Fact.

[Miss Ismurii]

I knew I wasn't the only one who hated Karmiqua. This pleases me.

[Winter's Kiss]

I'm pretty sure most people that meet her can't fucking stand her.

[Miss Ismurii]

I agree completely!

[Sweets]

I thought Ismurii and Karmiqua were close pals. At least they were when I was about...

[Androidpk]

I thought Ismurii and Karmiqua were close pals. At least they were when I was about...

Only when no one is around... And there are lit candles.....

[Miss Ismurii]

Exactly, because that's what sisters do.

=/

[radamanthys]

Exactly, because that's what sisters do.

=/

WINCEST!

[poison_Owns]

why is ismurii's picture on here a 13 year old asian girl?

[Drayal]

i thought it was that fro off final fantasy

[Miss Ismurii]

Thirteen year old asian? Uhm it's someone dressed as Yuna from Final Fantasy X.

[Wrathbringer]

LOL!

[Methais]

Thirteen year old asian? Uhm it's someone dressed as Yuna from Final Fantasy X.

That's a real person? Looks like CGI to me.

[RojoDisco]

that is ismuriiii IRL!

[ElvenFury]

that is ismuriiii IRL!

Aren't all of our avatars our RL photos?

[DCSL]

Mine totally is.

[Warriorbird]

:likes Dex more now:

[Winter's Kiss]

Cause Dex is an evil, sexy little kitty with a ruler stick.. Mmm.. Omnomnomnom

[Androidpk]

Aren't all of our avatars our RL photos?

I thought so.

[RojoDisco]

Haha. Her avatar makes me want to buy Sanrio stuff. And then feel ashamed of myself.

[Elvenlady]

Mine so totally is, cos I has wings and ... a big dog!

[Stanley Burrell]

Aren't all of our avatars our RL photos?

Yes.

[Gelston]

what kind of spam bot is this?

[The Ponzzz]

Not a Spam Bot. Posting rings is the new internet thing...

http://rikraffmusic.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/16/engraved_wedding_ring3.jpg

[Gelston]

Oh, okay.

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/gimages/drum-machine-ring.jpg

[RojoDisco]

http://content.revolutionhealth.com/contentimages/h9991285_001.jpg

[ElvenFury]

Congrats to your uterus on her engagement. Am I invited to the wedding?

[Delias]

50k on the vaginal ring.

[diethx]

Karmiqua: [Merchant]: "Well my jerk of an ex-fiancee just broke off the wedding and all ties from me - while in Teras and through thoughts to a friend - so I have some stuff to sell if anyone's interested. It'll help me make back the over 2 million I've spent on this stupid wedding. First up is a dainty white diamond tiara. MB 1k."

LOL

[LadyLaphrael]

Damnit! Beat me to it!

[diethx]

heheheh!

[Drunken Durfin]

Karmiqua: [Merchant]: "Well my jerk of an ex-fiancee just broke off the wedding and all ties from me - while in Teras and through thoughts to a friend - so I have some stuff to sell if anyone's interested. It'll help me make back the over 2 million I've spent on this stupid wedding. First up is a dainty white diamond tiara. MB 1k."

LOL

I was like "WTF is this thread doing bumped again?" then I read this. Too funny.

[iJin]

rofl. Hilarious.

[Methais]

Karmiqua: [Merchant]: "Well my jerk of an ex-fiancee just broke off the wedding and all ties from me - while in Teras and through thoughts to a friend - so I have some stuff to sell if anyone's interested. It'll help me make back the over 2 million I've spent on this stupid wedding. First up is a dainty white diamond tiara. MB 1k."

Found out why:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i238/kmcpathfinder/baddate.jpg

[diethx]

Jesus fucking christ.

[Latrinsorm]

It's just as well, diamonds are OUT OUT OUT.

THIS IS A SECRET MESSAGE TO MOHAMMAD. SpunGirl rocks.

[Methais]

We should have a day where everyone on the PC uses that avatar.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/KP.jpg

Whatever happened to SpunGirl anyway?

[RojoDisco]

I miss Spunny. Unfortunately she cant have fun with us anymore because she is part of the giant government conspiracy to either turn us into aliens or make us all eat pralines. I am not certain. WalkyTalky chatter in the jungle is always overshadowed by Bonobos going at it.

As for KarmiAyme, why buy the cyberzcow when you can get the cyberzmilk for free?

[Martaigne]

Karmiqua: [Merchant]: "Well my jerk of an ex-fiancee just broke off the wedding and all ties from me - while in Teras and through thoughts to a friend - so I have some stuff to sell if anyone's interested. It'll help me make back the over 2 million I've spent on this stupid wedding. First up is a dainty white diamond tiara. MB 1k."

LOL

Wow. This is like the text-based fantasy game version of breaking up over cell phone text messages or Twitter. LOL

[Allereli]

fuck and only 2 days away. I was going to re-subscribe and attend :(

[RojoDisco]

I always wonder in situations like this. Is she playing a character who is a desperate clingy female with badjudgment or is that her/him IRL?

Maybe I just answered myself...

[Martaigne]

I wish I had more rep for you, JS. <3

[Devessi]

Karmiqua [Merchant]: "Since I've had about 200 folks thinking to me over the past few hours, yes, Payme called off the wedding three days before it was set to occur. He did it from Teras through a thought to one of my friends. He's a cowardly arse who I am completely over. End of story."
Punix [General]: "So no cake then?"
Karmiqua [Merchant]: "It is horibble, but seriously, I'm so glad he proved what a jerk he really is. It makes it easier to get over him for sure. He never deserved someone like me."

I guess she wasn't getting enough sympathy, she keeps trying to create more.

[Drayal]

Punix [General]: "So no cake then?"

fucking funny rofl

[Methais]

If I wasn't so lazy I'd go to the Landing just to troll her.

[RojoDisco]

If I wasn't so lazy I'd go to the Landing just to troll her.

please please please

I need something to laugh at when I get home from work tonight.

post logs. kthnx

[Methais]

I can't even muster the will to log in.

[Drayal]

i might go buy all her wedding gear, wear it, find the guy and implode him.

[Blushy]

I guess she wasn't getting enough sympathy, she keeps trying to create more.
That's because you get congratulations, not sympathy, when you suddenly have less Payme to look forward to in your life.

[Androidpk]

please please please

I need something to laugh at when I get home from work tonight.

post logs. kthnx


I'm having butt sex with her right now.

[Karmiqua]

For the record, I'm over it. I'm relieved the wedding's not happening. If Payme's a coward and not man enough to break it off to my face, he's not worth my tears, let alone my hand in marriage.

Have fun talking about me. :)

[Blushy]

For the record, I'm over it. I'm relieved the wedding's not happening. If Payme's a coward and not man enough to break it off to my face, he's not worth my tears, let alone my hand in marriage.

Have fun talking about me. :)
Wait, is this an IC post?

[Methais]

For the record, I'm over it. I'm relieved the wedding's not happening. If Payme's a coward and not man enough to break it off to my face, he's not worth my tears, let alone my hand in marriage.

Have fun talking about me. :)

Cool story bro.

http://www.secondlifeherald.com/slh/images/2007/08/14/poolsclosed.jpg

[diethx]

Wait, is this an IC post?

That's a fantastic question, heh. Somehow I think yes and no?

[Gelston]

Do you think this had to do with the vaginal ring posted earlier in this thread?

[Delias]

60k is as high as I go.

[RojoDisco]

::::::::roleplays on the internet that she is roleplaying on the internet::::::::::

[Endlin]

Payme = Ratolin


Maybe not the same person but... God damnit they're the same person.

[Drayal]

Payme = Ratolin


Maybe not the same person but... God damnit they're the same person.

WROOOOONNNNNGGGG!!!!

Also, I'd break it of to her face, any day.

[Devessi]

my tears

Please tell me you were kidding about this.

[poison_Owns]

I'm not ratolin

[Warriorbird]

So... were you 'not man enough' to 'tell her in person' because she e-cheated on you? Or did you just get tired of the drawing?

[Cusack]

Or did you just get tired of the drawing?

HAHAHAA!!!!

[diethx]

HAHAHAA!!!!

x2

[Methais]

x2

x3

[RojoDisco]

So... were you 'not man enough' to 'tell her in person' because she e-cheated on you? Or did you just get tired of the drawing?


::::::::::laughs::::::::::::

[radamanthys]

It's like failing at failing to fail.

I have visions of a facepalm³.

[poison_Owns]

payme left karmiqua because shes barely around. i didn't see a reason to bring payme back to the lands to break up with her in the chance that he wouldn't see her before the wedding.

The drawing i could really care less about.

[Gelston]

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"Oh, dude, I can spell you at FWI"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Payme echo in your mind:
"i dont have fwi access"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Payme echo in your mind:
"i'm cheap"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Aurawyn echo in your mind:
"Is that why you canceled the wedding?"

chat ROFL
You focus on transmitting your thought.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"ROFL"

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-Payme echo in your mind:
"payme cancelled the wedding because karmiqua is never around"
chat SPEAKING of trainwrecks.
You focus on transmitting your thought.

You hear the faint thoughts of [OOC]-You echo in your mind:
"SPEAKING of trainwrecks."

[Winter's Kiss]

Man.. I'm gonna miss shit like this.. You guys are awesome. :love:

[Divinity]

Last night only got better after that.

Mmm, sheep.

[Methais]

The drawing i could really care less about.

How do you explain this then?

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Fapping.jpg

[Miss Ismurii]

rofl

[Warriorbird]

Win!

[Loagan]

Fuck me that's great.

[Loagan]

Oh no guys... I think I've found the real reason for the break.

I was walking down past Wehnimer's Landing red light district, and, well this speaks for its self.

[Methais]

Oh no guys... I think I've found the real reason for the break.

I was walking down past Wehnimer's Landing red light district, and, well this speaks for its self.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/funny-hand-job1.jpg

Fixed for people like me that are too lazy to click.

On topic: Whoever drew that picture has a knack for writing STUPID all over someone's face via their eyes. The proper words escape me, so STUPID will just have to do for now.

[MotleyCrew]

On topic: Whoever drew that picture has a knack for writing STUPID all over someone's face via their eyes. The proper words escape me, so STUPID will just have to do for now.

Vacant?