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StrayRogue
07-13-2009, 01:38 PM
Police arrest naked 'Terminator'

A man found naked at a casino claimed he was a Terminator sent from the future.

19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wondering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino - where he was then tasered in front of a group of children.

Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future - a reference to the film character made popular by Arnold Schwarznegger in the sci-fi franchise. The films usually start with a naked man being transported to the past.

However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator but was in fact suffering from the side effects of LSD and marijuana. He was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer.


http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/13072009/5/naked-man-casino-terminator-0.html
NocturnalRob
07-13-2009, 01:43 PM
LSD is a hell of a drug
Gan
07-13-2009, 01:44 PM
http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/13072009/5/naked-man-casino-terminator-0.html




A man found naked at a casino claimed he was a Terminator sent from the future.

19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wondering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino - where he was then tasered in front of a group of children.



Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future - a reference to the film character made popular by Arnold Schwarznegger in the sci-fi franchise. The films usually start with a naked man being transported to the past.


However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator but was in fact suffering from the side effects of LSD and marijuana. He was charged with indecent exposure and resisting a police officer.

Awesome, except for the cops waiting to taze him after he made it into the casino.

And WTF are a bunch of kids doing in a casino???
NocturnalRob
07-13-2009, 01:47 PM
they were actually midget strippers
AnticorRifling
07-13-2009, 01:53 PM
they were actually midget strippers
This would have made the "It's a Small World" ride at Disney so much better.
Gan
07-13-2009, 01:54 PM
http://shetlandpeople.com/data/media/7/midget_strippers.jpg

I think I've been scarred a little by that google image search (midget strippers). :(
Bhuryn
07-13-2009, 02:08 PM
And WTF are a bunch of kids doing in a casino???

ROFL this was all i could think about as well.
Parkbandit
07-13-2009, 02:12 PM
ROFL this was all i could think about as well.


Not me.. I was concerned for Sarah Connor's life.
Allereli
07-13-2009, 02:14 PM
you guys didn't play slots when you were 10?
NocturnalRob
07-13-2009, 02:18 PM
shouldn't you have been at the pai gow tables?
Bhuryn
07-13-2009, 02:20 PM
Maybe I can send the Terminator after whoever designed these new Housing appraisal rules.
Anebriated
07-13-2009, 02:30 PM
I thought this was going to be about gingers...

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/510/image_19.gif
Danical
07-13-2009, 02:55 PM
And WTF are a bunch of kids doing in a casino???

The casino has lots of shows and the Jonas Brothers were playing.

(I dunno)
iJin
07-13-2009, 03:22 PM
Nevada..figures.
Deathravin
07-13-2009, 04:10 PM
The Terminator TV show was canceled ><... Me sad.
Fallen
07-13-2009, 04:13 PM
Sigged.
Apotheosis
07-13-2009, 04:41 PM
they were actually midget strippers

:yeahthat:
Xeromist
07-15-2009, 06:51 AM
Haha oh man, this is golden
Killer Kitten
07-15-2009, 12:47 PM
I thought this was going to be about gingers...

http://images.southparkstudios.com/media/images/510/image_19.gif

DAYWALKER!!!!!