View Full Version : How often to do you check snail mail?
Every six months or so. Its all crap anyway.
Nieninque
07-07-2009, 02:54 AM
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i280/TheMadDJ/Facepalm.jpg
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Xaerve
07-07-2009, 02:32 PM
We need to start keeping a running count of how many threads you make that just utterly fail.
Parkbandit
07-07-2009, 02:53 PM
What?
Sad part is.. you just don't get it.
http://www.realfreewebsites.com/blog/img/fail2.jpg
Any attention is a good thing.
For some people. :(
4a6c1
07-07-2009, 08:57 PM
Hahaha. Backs mailbox
http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/1564-huge-mailbox.jpg
The Ponzzz
07-07-2009, 10:09 PM
I mean, who doesn't check it every day?
Clove
07-07-2009, 10:20 PM
inorite?
Methais
07-07-2009, 10:29 PM
This thread is now about how often do you check your underwear.
SO HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHECK YOUR UNDERWEAR?!?!?!
I'm checking mine right now. It's not looking good.
Stanley Burrell
07-07-2009, 10:35 PM
This thread is now about how often do you check your underwear.
SO HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHECK YOUR UNDERWEAR?!?!?!
I'm checking mine right now. It's not looking good.
Ah, yes:
If I'm wearing boxers and, for whatever reason, my shorts are a bit too high-cut for my taste (meaning gay) I usually just pull the band of my boxer shorts up a bit so that I can push down my girly shorts without mooning everyone.
At night time, if I go to sleep wearing a pair of tighty-whities, I'll usually make sure that it's not oversized or undersized, I check the elastic a couple times (you know, just sitting down, and moving around: Sometimes with a tug) to make sure they haven't lost their elasticity. The reason being that I'm about a size 34 (in briefs) and if you lose that ball-holding elastic, it can cause one of your nuts to slip under the fabric and get constricted. It's very scary.
Wearing briefs that are too big to bed makes it that the same sort of ball-pinching, not in a good way, nonsense can occur if the nad-holding strap gets a bit too flappy and mousetraps your nut.
Obviously, I don't have to explain the dangers of wearing briefs that are too tight.
Back to boxers, I like to wear silk, but I have a problem, as does everyone, with ass sweat causing MASSIVE SILK WEDGIES, which is not only a problem for the community, but it's dangerous and unlawful.
How 'bout you Meth?
Methais
07-07-2009, 10:37 PM
How 'bout you Meth?
http://i454.photobucket.com/albums/qq267/doubledee_02/farts-demotivational-poster-1226626.jpg
Stanley Burrell
07-07-2009, 10:38 PM
That's O.K., just reverse your underwear :thumbup:
Methais
07-07-2009, 10:38 PM
It went straight through :(
Scissors, cut the affected area out and keep on trucking. Cut out can double as a coaster.
MrTastyHead
07-07-2009, 11:26 PM
Wait...you guys wear underwear?
I own a pair of boxers. For special occasions.
The Ponzzz
07-07-2009, 11:36 PM
Boxers with dress pants/trousers, boxer briefs with jeans and shorts. That's how I roll.
Boxer briefs with an occasional boxer intervention.
Commando on the weekends.
Stanley Burrell
07-07-2009, 11:38 PM
Scissors, cut the affected area out and keep on trucking. Cut out can double as a coaster.
Plus if you wear some underpants-type garment that's 12 sizes too small, you can scissor out neat shapes so your poop squeezes out in neat Lucky Charms-flavored patterns like hearts, clovers, diamonds, horseshoes and moons.
General Mills might sue you, though.
diethx
07-07-2009, 11:38 PM
I like low-rise bikinis and boy shorts.
Stanley Burrell
07-07-2009, 11:39 PM
I like low-rise bikinis and boy shorts.
Go poop with me.
diethx
07-07-2009, 11:40 PM
:/
I go comando if my Spiderman Underoos are in the laundry.
This thread is now about how often do you check your underwear.
SO HOW OFTEN DO YOU CHECK YOUR UNDERWEAR?!?!?!
I'm checking mine right now. It's not looking good.
ROFL. Hahahah. Fucking Methais.
And boy shorts all the way man.
Allereli
07-08-2009, 12:25 AM
I mean, who doesn't check it every day?
I don't. My roommate and I might pick it up once a week. It's all catalogs and insurance statements.
Snapp
07-08-2009, 12:37 AM
Boxer briefs all teh way
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 12:42 AM
i check my mail about once a week. IT'S ALWAYS BILLS ANYWAY!! WAH!
boxer briefs. or boxers if I'm lazy. but i think i only own one pair.
The Ponzzz
07-08-2009, 03:20 AM
My mailbox is filled every day. Most junk, some good junk though. But with GameFly and BlockBuster Online, it gets checked every day! Plus, you never know what sort of shit the county likes to throw at you with property tax adjustments!
Plus if you wear some underpants-type garment that's 12 sizes too small, you can scissor out neat shapes so your poop squeezes out in neat Lucky Charms-flavored patterns like hearts, clovers, diamonds, horseshoes and moons.
General Mills might sue you, though.
:lol:
4a6c1
07-08-2009, 11:42 AM
http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/HugeBlueGrannyPants.jpg
These are my sexy pants.
And since they charged me for 70 pairs of underwear when I bought them I cant afford anymore. :(
Killer Kitten
07-08-2009, 11:45 AM
We do a lot with snail mail at the shelter. Our new program is sending out birthday cards for the cats that are adopted from us and often people will send us a check in honor of their pet so we can save another one in his/her name.
We also put notes and alumni pictures up on the walls in the boutique. People love coming in and seeing their cat's pic up on the wall.
At home I never look at the mail, it's always bills and they just annoy me. I usually do an e-check when they call whining to get paid. I wish I could train 'em to forget sending the bills, just call me when you want paid and it'll actually get done.
As far as underwear goes, I like a guy in anything but tighty whities.
Beguiler
07-08-2009, 11:58 AM
I check it every day. Yeah, yeah, it's loaded with flyers and crap junk, but I also have relatives who actually send letters <gasp> or cards, and of course there are bank statements, bills, Gamefly, NetFlix..ugh. OH, and the National Enquirer subscription my sister sent me for Christmas! :up:
As for underwear, hi-cut hipsters, tyvm.
MrTastyHead
07-08-2009, 12:35 PM
What happened to chicks in thongs? One of the girls at work was wearing one yesterday. I enjoyed it.
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 12:40 PM
What happened to chicks in thongs? One of the girls at work was wearing one yesterday. I enjoyed it.
You got old.
And so did the constant wedgie.
MrTastyHead
07-08-2009, 12:49 PM
I'm only 26! The girl that was wearing it is a few years younger though. Is the cutoff generally like 22-24 or so?
Beguiler
07-08-2009, 01:19 PM
.....so did the constant wedgie.
Amen, Sister Jorddyn!! Buttfloss=megawedgies..
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 01:22 PM
I'm only 26! The girl that was wearing it is a few years younger though. Is the cutoff generally like 22-24 or so?
End of college or beginning of engagement, whichever comes first.
Unless you're a stripper or a bartender.
ElvenFury
07-08-2009, 01:23 PM
There shouldn't be an age limit to being a whore. :-/
Allereli
07-08-2009, 01:53 PM
Amen, Sister Jorddyn!! Buttfloss=megawedgies..
then don't buy cheap ones
radamanthys
07-08-2009, 01:57 PM
I don't wear underpants.
MrTastyHead
07-08-2009, 02:00 PM
Really, or are you just saying that for the lulz? Because I seriously don't and I'm curious how rare that is.
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 02:01 PM
then don't buy cheap ones
I'm sorry, I can't justify $30 on 6 square inches of fabric. I'll gladly spend that much on a pair of boy shorts, though. They're more comfortable, more flattering to my body, and I don't feel like I have a wedgie.
The Ponzzz
07-08-2009, 02:03 PM
then don't buy cheap ones
^^ This.
Thongs are the way of life in the business world! I don't think I've seen a panty line since 1999. Thank you Sisqo and the Thong Song.
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 02:08 PM
^^ This.
Thongs are the way of life in the business world! I don't think I've seen a panty line since 1999. Thank you Sisqo and the Thong Song.
Have you been asking all of these women if they're wearing thongs?
And no, they aren't a way of life in the business world. There are plenty of underwear/pant or underwear/skirt combos one can wear and not have the aforementioned problem.
ETA: For anyone who thinks all women should wear them: Imagine the most "average" looks/weight female in your office. Now picture everyone uglier/fatter than her in a thong.
The Ponzzz
07-08-2009, 02:37 PM
Fat people wear thongs too.
radamanthys
07-08-2009, 02:48 PM
Really, or are you just saying that for the lulz? Because I seriously don't and I'm curious how rare that is.
They were holding me back. Seriously, though. I used to wear boxers, but that was when my jeans hung a little looser. Now I'm wearing jeans that fit, so underpants-less is the way to go.
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 02:55 PM
They were holding me back. Seriously, though. I used to wear boxers, but that was when my jeans hung a little looser. Now I'm wearing jeans that fit, so underpants-less is the way to go.
i gotta wear boxer briefs. i hate denim rubbing up against my junk, even with nice jeans.
Allereli
07-08-2009, 03:05 PM
^^ This.
Thongs are the way of life in the business world! I don't think I've seen a panty line since 1999. Thank you Sisqo and the Thong Song.
lol, panty lines FTL. Really, just go to the VS semi-annual sale. Quality for $3-5, not $30
radamanthys
07-08-2009, 03:06 PM
i gotta wear boxer briefs. i hate denim rubbing up against my junk, even with nice jeans.
I have a pair of Buffalos that fit me perfectly. Everything stays in place.
MrTastyHead
07-08-2009, 03:08 PM
They were holding me back.
It's nice to see another enlightened man. If I'd been alive in the 60's I would have been burning my undies next to the ladies.
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 03:39 PM
lol, panty lines FTL. Really, just go to the VS semi-annual sale. Quality for $3-5, not $30
And still feel like I have a wedgie.
No thanks.
Allereli
07-08-2009, 03:41 PM
And still feel like I have a wedgie.
No thanks.
better posture fixes that.
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 03:48 PM
better posture fixes that.
Yes, my poor posture is obviously the problem, not that women and their bodies are all different, and as such we should all be expected to walk around with a string up our ass instead of wearing underwear that is cute, comfortable, and does not require adjustment on an hourly basis.
CrystalTears
07-08-2009, 03:48 PM
better posture fixes that.
lol wut
Allereli
07-08-2009, 03:59 PM
Yes, my poor posture is obviously the problem, not that women and their bodies are all different, and as such we should all be expected to walk around with a string up our ass instead of wearing underwear that is cute, comfortable, and does not require adjustment on an hourly basis.
if you bought a good one, it would rest in the crack, not be completely up your ass. Sorry you can't handle them, just making a suggestion.
:shrug:
Stanley Burrell
07-08-2009, 04:05 PM
My neon green crotchless thong gets me looks from all the pretty sailors down by the docks.
weporrrfoeqp
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 04:10 PM
My neon green crotchless thong gets me looks from all the pretty sailors down by the docks.
weporrrfoeqp
yeah...i'm gonna need that back at some point...just sayin'
Stanley Burrell
07-08-2009, 04:16 PM
yeah...i'm gonna need that back at some point...just sayin'
Heh, little bit of a problem there.
Uh, so you know how I like playing with sometimes empty vodka bottles; I mean, partially clothed buttseckz with glass objects can be hot.
In short, my ass ate your neon green crotchless thong. It'll be out in a few days, maybe a size or two smaller, but that shouldn't be a problem for you, sweety.
In the meantime, I've got a pretty alright replacement for you on the house:
http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/showandtalk/07/02/heatherette_chaps.jpg
Hit me up.
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 04:18 PM
L. Frank Baum just rolled over in his grave
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 04:34 PM
Sorry you can't handle them
:wtf:
I can't "handle" underwear?
Yes, you're right - thongs are so bad ass I can't possibly "handle" them.
ETA: Something "resting in my crack" does, in fact, make me feel like I have a wedgie. I prefer my crack free of such things in polite company.
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 04:40 PM
ETA:
every time I see this, I automatically think "Estimated Time of Arrival." It drives me fucking crazy: "wtf is she talking about?" okay. so...Jorddyn = "Edit To Add." Got it.
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 04:41 PM
every time I see this, I automatically think "Estimated Time of Arrival." It drives me fucking crazy: "wtf is she talking about?" okay. so...Jorddyn = "Edit To Add." Got it.
Except when I'm flying airplanes, of course.
CrystalTears
07-08-2009, 04:41 PM
if you bought a good one, it would rest in the crack, not be completely up your ass. Sorry you can't handle them, just making a suggestion.
:shrug:
So do you clench your ass every time you sit down or stand up?
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 04:44 PM
So do you clench your ass every time you sit down or stand up?
Obviously. You gotta avoid this:
http://barslavesandbananas.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/suttsex.png
Allereli
07-08-2009, 04:52 PM
:wtf:
I can't "handle" underwear?
apparently not if you can't stand to wear one and find them uncomfortable. no shifting in public on my end.
So do you clench your ass every time you sit down or stand up?
don't need to. Get the right fabric and it doesn't get stuck up in there.
CrystalTears
07-08-2009, 04:58 PM
apparently not if you can't stand to wear one and find them uncomfortable. no shifting in public on my end.
This is a really interesting route this thread has taken. Jorddyn expressed a dislike for thongs, and you have turned this around to mean that she just doesn't seem to know how to wear them.
How about... she just doesn't like how they feel instead of making this out to be a character flaw?
ElvenFury
07-08-2009, 05:02 PM
This is a really interesting route this thread has taken. Jorddyn expressed a dislike for thongs, and you have turned this around to mean that she just doesn't seem to know how to wear them.
How about... she just doesn't like how they feel instead of making this out to be a character flaw?
How about... Alerelli provides a guide to the proper thong procedures, WITH PHOTOGRAPHS?!
Allereli
07-08-2009, 05:05 PM
How about... Alerelli provides a guide to the proper thong procedures, WITH PHOTOGRAPHS?!
I should sell that.
Allereli
07-08-2009, 05:07 PM
How about... she just doesn't like how they feel instead of making this out to be a character flaw?
ok, she doesn't like how they feel, but only claims that they're for the young, single and those in professions which might want to show them off. I'll never give mine up. THONGS FOR TEH MASSES!
End of college or beginning of engagement, whichever comes first.
Unless you're a stripper or a bartender.
The Ponzzz
07-08-2009, 05:25 PM
I've never been with a girl who hasn't wore them. From everything I have always heard, they are more comfortable. Obviously, your milage may vary. I generally have to bribe a girl to wear boy shorts because I like the way they look (girls with an ass make these awesome).
But the same can be said with boxer briefs. Cheap boxer briefs suck. I generally stick with a high quality pair and they are awesome. If you're buying the packages from wal-mart, I can see why people dislike them.
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 05:33 PM
(girls with an ass make these awesome)
:yeahthat:
If you're buying the packages from wal-mart, I can see why people dislike them.
:yeahthat:
i don't mind spending $15-25/boxer briefs. If they fit great and feel good, that's the whole point, right?
radamanthys
07-08-2009, 05:34 PM
I've never been with a girl who hasn't wore them. From everything I have always heard, they are more comfortable. Obviously, your milage may vary. I generally have to bribe a girl to wear boy shorts because I like the way they look (girls with an ass make these awesome).
m.
True story.
Edit: Apparently I'm thirding rather than seconding here. Awesome.
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 05:36 PM
Edit: Apparently I'm thirding rather than seconding here. Awesome.
nothing wrong with that. boy shorts are hot. then again, a girl with a great ass in a thong is also quite hot. so...everyone wins?
radamanthys
07-08-2009, 05:40 PM
nothing wrong with that. boy shorts are hot. then again, a girl with a great ass in a thong is also quite hot. so...everyone wins?
Yes. I wasn't being sarcastic- I was glad someone else agreed! It was an Awesome! Rather than an awesome.
Everone has different styles that fit their body type.
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 05:51 PM
ok, she doesn't like how they feel, but only claims that they're for the young, single and those in professions which might want to show them off. I'll never give mine up. THONGS FOR TEH MASSES!
Is that what this is about? Holy christ, get over it.
Allereli
07-08-2009, 05:54 PM
Is that what this is about? Holy christ, get over it.
lol at you taking this seriously at all
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 05:56 PM
lol at you taking this seriously at all
lol at you acting like a random bitch for no reason other than I insulted the underwear you wear.
Bhuryn
07-08-2009, 05:58 PM
This thread sucks.
Allereli
07-08-2009, 06:00 PM
This thread sucks.
yeah I need more material
Bhuryn
07-08-2009, 06:01 PM
yeah I need more material
Fuck your Yankees by the way, fuck them in their geriatric, overpaid asses.
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 06:03 PM
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3815/normalrocksmh6.jpg
Jorddyn
07-08-2009, 06:04 PM
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3815/normalrocksmh6.jpg
And that poor man just wedged his thong all the way to kingdom come.
diethx
07-08-2009, 06:09 PM
I've bought thongs from VS and i've bought thongs from Target, and places in between. And thongs still suck, even if they're a super thin g-string variety. Even if it's not grazing my anus, it still feels like i've got a wedgie. A wedgie doesn't have to be underwear that's INSIDE your rectum. It just needs to be in your crack rather than nicely (and flatly) laying outside it. I don't like that feeling, never did, so I don't wear them anymore. To say though that "better posture" will make them less uncomfortable is a giant load of horse shit. So let me echo CT...
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5869/553082-lol_wut_pear_glasses_super.jpg
Allereli
07-08-2009, 06:10 PM
Fuck your Yankees by the way, fuck them in their geriatric, overpaid asses.
yeah, I'll be saying the same thing in a month when I'm drinking $9 beers
Bhuryn
07-08-2009, 06:16 PM
yeah, I'll be saying the same thing in a month when I'm drinking $9 beers
Ah well, sometimes I forget the Yankees will go ahead and resign Mauer for my Twins =). Profit sharing is the best idea ever. Now if they'd just salary cap baseball at ~120m so I could watch all of the steinbrenner family head's explode in unison I'd be happy.
4a6c1
07-08-2009, 06:36 PM
yeah I need more material
Here
http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/HugeBlueGrannyPants.jpg
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 06:38 PM
but those are YOUR sexy pants, remember?
4a6c1
07-08-2009, 06:48 PM
I share. If you get poopy on them, spray febreeze.
The Ponzzz
07-08-2009, 07:20 PM
Yeah, febreeze is awesome for poopy pants. Like when you're out of toliet paper in the bathroom and you have to do the shit crawl to the linen closet to grab a new roll because some asshole didn't replace the roll. Just febreeze that shit and be done with it. Holla!
Daniel
07-08-2009, 07:23 PM
Yeah, febreeze is awesome for poopy pants. Like when you're out of toliet paper in the bathroom and you have to do the shit crawl to the linen closet to grab a new roll because some asshole didn't replace the roll. Just febreeze that shit and be done with it. Holla!
You took that a bit far don't you think?
The Ponzzz
07-08-2009, 07:23 PM
Yeah, sorry.
Daniel
07-08-2009, 07:25 PM
Yeah, sorry.
S'al good.
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 07:27 PM
S'al good.
Are you back in the states, you douche?
Daniel
07-08-2009, 07:32 PM
Are you back in the states, you douche?
Yep.
Trip got cancelled. When you gonna help me go cougar hunting?
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 07:56 PM
Yep.
Trip got cancelled. When you gonna help me go cougar hunting?
weekend of the 25th? i got weddings for the next couple weekends and then a trip to AC at the beginning of August.
ETA (Jorddyn): This thread has encompassed a pretty absurd variety of topics.
4a6c1
07-08-2009, 08:09 PM
ETA (Jorddyn): This thread has encompassed a pretty absurd variety of topics.
Febreeze it.
Allereli
07-08-2009, 08:51 PM
http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/HugeBlueGrannyPants.jpg
what's with the pacifier?
NocturnalRob
07-08-2009, 08:59 PM
based on everything going on in that picture...you're asking about the pacifier...
TheEschaton
07-09-2009, 09:43 AM
You yuppies make me mildly ill. :P
Allereli
07-09-2009, 09:55 AM
You yuppies make me mildly ill. :P
Starbucks is the cure for everything
AnticorRifling
07-09-2009, 10:53 AM
Yeah burnt coffee is where it's at...
TheEschaton
07-09-2009, 10:56 AM
My interest in coffee is merely getting as much caffeine in my body as I can, so I buy the cheap DD stuff for better efficiency. ;)
AnticorRifling
07-09-2009, 10:58 AM
I don't drink coffee unless it's under 10 degrees outside. Hell right now I don't drink anything but water (damn you health kick).
Parkbandit
07-09-2009, 11:38 AM
I drink FAR too much coffee. Big cup in the morning and another normal one after dinner.
Drinking Propel is another nasty habit I can't quite quit either...
NocturnalRob
07-09-2009, 11:44 AM
Drinking Propel
i just can't stand the flavor of that stuff.
I drank 6 espresso's in my break at work today then forgot the widely used English language when I'd returned to my desk. Foolish.
Jorddyn
07-09-2009, 01:34 PM
I'm on my third diet coke of the day.
Man, it's turning into a caffiene support group in here...
radamanthys
07-09-2009, 01:49 PM
I'm allergic to caffeine :-(
That really sucks. You will nevar know the world of legal work highs. :[
Allereli
07-09-2009, 02:41 PM
Ah well, sometimes I forget the Yankees will go ahead and resign Mauer for my Twins =). Profit sharing is the best idea ever. Now if they'd just salary cap baseball at ~120m so I could watch all of the steinbrenner family head's explode in unison I'd be happy.
I was going to come and talk shit until I saw the bases were loaded. fuck it, here's a broom
http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/15460.ProfessionalHeavy-DutyCornBroom_4.jpg
Stanley Burrell
07-09-2009, 04:03 PM
We usually leave too many men on base. Tired of seeing games that are R 1 H 12,000 E 0.
It doesn't really matter because the Yankees are the best team in the history of baseball and will continue to be the best team in the future of baseball.
Also, Starbucks makes nasty ass coffee although their caramel apple cider is the bomb. Dunkin Donuts coffee is where it's at.
The Ponzzz
07-09-2009, 04:42 PM
I had a horrible reaction to Aspartme from diet soda. About the only time I went to the doctors due to how sick I got. And the doctor was telling me it is normal to get this sick like that if you drink enough diet soda. Enough sida in this case was about a 2ltr a day for a month. FML.
AnticorRifling
07-09-2009, 04:46 PM
I had a horrible reaction to Aspartme from diet soda. About the only time I went to the doctors due to how sick I got. And the doctor was telling me it is normal to get this sick like that if you drink enough diet soda. Enough sida in this case was about a 2ltr a day for a month. FML.
That sucks.
For whatever reason I get a wicked reaction to energy drinks now and I'm not sure what changed with me to cause it. I haven't identified the ingredient that does it but holy shit talk about a nightmare.
First it raises my body temp and gives me gut rot. Then face, hands, feet begin to swell and I break out in hives. Heart beat stayed low and I had no trouble breathing so I said fuck it I'm not going to the ER. Just put some ice under my arms and knees, popped some antihistamine for the itching and called it a night.
Waited a few weeks, tried a different brand, same result. I think I've tried a total of four different ones and all fucked me up so I think I'm done with them for a bit. Sucks because I really enjoyed Rockstar Juiced (orange can).
The Ponzzz
07-09-2009, 04:50 PM
Might be taurine. My friend Jeremy experienced something similiar.
AnticorRifling
07-09-2009, 05:00 PM
Might be taurine. My friend Jeremy experienced something similiar.
I'm thinking it is that or the Guarana. The reaction is similiar to an extreme niacin OD but there's not nearly enough in a can of rockstar for that. Plus I take niacin daily in my multi so I know I'm not allergic.
Stanley Burrell
07-09-2009, 05:05 PM
Pretty sure taurine is an amino acid that emulsifies your bile salts. In layman's terms, there's no fucking reason why, energy-wise, it should actually be in the drink.
Ever read the Rockstar label? They'd put frickin' goat sperm in it if someone in the damned Congo said it felt uplifting.
Caffeine, caffeine, and then caffeine is what gives you a boost from these energy drinks.
radamanthys
07-09-2009, 05:07 PM
Pretty sure taurine is an amino acid that emulsifies your bile salts. In layman's terms, there's no fucking reason why, energy-wise, it should actually be in the drink.
Ever read the Rockstar label? They'd put frickin' goat sperm in it if someone in the damned Congo said it felt uplifting.
Caffeine, caffeine, and then caffeine is what gives you a boost from these energy drinks.
With a pinch or two of sugar.
Oh, and Crack.
Stanley Burrell
07-09-2009, 05:16 PM
Yeah, lack of complex carbohydrates with huge doses of saccharose is pretty good for keeping a cult going. Frontal-lobe syndrome ftw.
Honestly all those energy drinks make me edgy. Sobe had a great tasting one with a great color that I liked... pomegranate berry? Had all the daily recommended vitamins people should get from natural sources.
Red Bull is the worst. If I drink a can of that I’ll burp the taste of it for hours.
TheEschaton
07-09-2009, 05:23 PM
You suck, Back, you manage to turn an awesome conversation about the shakes we get from caffeine to some new age hippie bullshit about some Sobe drink that's real cool cause no one fucking drinks it, was good for you, tasted fruity, and was discontinued.
-TheE-
Jorddyn
07-09-2009, 05:24 PM
You suck, Back, you manage to turn an awesome conversation about the shakes we get from caffeine to some new age hippie bullshit about some Sobe drink that's real cool cause no one fucking drinks it, was good for you, tasted fruity, and was discontinued.
-TheE-
That's a lot of anger over a beverage, my friend.
TheEschaton
07-09-2009, 05:26 PM
I haven't had enough caffeine today, just one large DD coffee and two red bulls. :/
See what those drinks do to you?
4a6c1
07-09-2009, 05:46 PM
You suck, Back, you manage to turn an awesome conversation about the shakes we get from caffeine to some new age hippie bullshit about some Sobe drink that's real cool cause no one fucking drinks it, was good for you, tasted fruity, and was discontinued.
-TheE-
You know things are bad when TheE complains about new age hippie bullshit.
Also, anyone ever put straight coffee grounds in their cheek like dip? DO EEET. This is cman berserk irl.
Jorddyn
07-09-2009, 05:47 PM
You know things are bad when TheE complains about new age hippie bullshit.
Also, anyone ever put straight coffee grounds in their cheek like dip? DO EEET. This is cman berserk irl.
Chocolate covered coffee beans. Heaven. Followed shortly by severe stomach pain, but heaven anyway!
Stanley Burrell
07-09-2009, 05:52 PM
Lentils and split peas are pretty good.
Dwarven Empath
07-09-2009, 08:08 PM
I haven't had enough caffeine today, just one large DD coffee and two red bulls. :/
You pay money for coffee?
The Ponzzz
07-09-2009, 10:26 PM
You pay money for coffee?
As opposed to stealing it?
Liagala
07-10-2009, 10:20 AM
You pay money for coffee?
:yeahthat:
Working at Dunkin may not be the most glorious job in the world, but it has a couple benefits.
Parkbandit
07-10-2009, 10:29 AM
:yeahthat:
Working at Dunkin may not be the most glorious job in the world, but it has a couple benefits.
I think I just fell in love...
Parkbandit
07-10-2009, 10:30 AM
See what those drinks do to you?
LOL.. you think it's the drinks that do it to him.. I think it might just be you.
longshot
07-10-2009, 10:48 AM
Honestly all those energy drinks make me edgy. Sobe had a great tasting one with a great color that I liked... pomegranate berry? Had all the daily recommended vitamins people should get from natural sources.
Red Bull is the worst. If I drink a can of that I’ll burp the taste of it for hours.
I come by every once in awhile because I just don't have the time to post here like I used to. I've always had fun here, and have a lot of great, funny memories from this place.
For me personally, what Backlash means to me...
you've reached an unexplored cavern of pity and sorrow that I didn't know existed. And, this was before my visit today.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d38/Moniques3Monsters/more%20funnies%2010/ronery1.jpg
I feel bad posting this.... I feel like at this point, I should offer you a hug.
.
Parkbandit
07-10-2009, 10:51 AM
I come by every once in awhile because I just don't have the time to post here like I used to. I've always had fun here, and have a lot of great, funny memories from this place.
For me personally, what Backlash means to me...
you've reached an unexplored cavern of pity and sorrow that I didn't know existed. And, this was before my visit today.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d38/Moniques3Monsters/more%20funnies%2010/ronery1.jpg
I feel bad posting this.... I feel like at this point, I should offer you a hug.
.
http://mail.lockney.isd.tenet.edu:7080/users/king.jc@lockney.isd.tenet.edu/Pictures/epic%20post.jpg
AnticorRifling
07-10-2009, 11:34 AM
Everytime I see a post by longshot I start to smile before I even read it.
Parkbandit
07-10-2009, 11:38 AM
Everytime I see a post by longshot I start to smile before I even read it.
So do I.. unless it's right under a post of mine :(
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