Male waxing/shaving

[Revalos]

Ladies and Gentlemen, oh...who am I kidding...PC trolls and PC hot chicks,

It has been brought to my attention that there may be too much of a good thing when it comes to the shaving of the male pubic area. A friend of mine got left hanging...heh...after a recent encounter when his one night stand was repulsed by a freshly shorn scrotum...and everything else. I'd like to poll everyone to see what the appropriate amounts of hair to be left in place is, from a viewer and an owner perspective.

Comments welcome as well, of course.

[Makkah]

where are the PC hot chicks? really....

[diethx]

Cleanly shaven sack. Neatly trimmed bush. You do not shave off the bush. :/

edit: Your poll stinks! It doesn't account for two degree variations between the sack and the bush! (but I voted for manscaping)

[Revalos]

Poll is up now...that took way too long.

You must not have participated in the Topless thread Makkah...

EDIT: Yeah, the poll does suck...but I figured having 10 choices would make people not vote at all.

[Makkah]

I saw the WHOLE thread. It really kind of grossed me out.

[4a6c1]

Leave a little cushion for the love of GOD, shaving the entire thing makes for painful slamming sessions. But yeah ball shave. And the pootie hole too if you want us to play with it.

[Geshron]

No reason to put a razor near that. Terrible idea. You are metro if you do. Period.

[Kuyuk]

I dont even get laid and I still keep it trimmed in front, and shaved under and back

[pabstblueribbon]

You're a metro if you want someone to play with it.

Or something else. I DONT KNOW.

Keep your fucking fingers out of my b-hole.

Like Mr. T says, I tighten my buttcheeks, rip your finger off.

[diethx]

I was once with someone who liked that. Just a little play on the outside, no penetration or anything. It wasn't so bad cuz he kept the hair down to a minimum. And cuz he'd let me use a pocket rocket instead of my finger, which I preferred.

And yes it was kind of weird, but he was so fucking hot.

[Kuyuk]

lol.

I play with chicks bums... it's no more gross than that - not that I play with my own, or anyone else plays with mine...

Except that one time S.B. came over to visit...

Oh well, there's exceptions to every rule.

K.

[diethx]

Haha i'd break off (or at the very least sprain!) a finger that tried to touch my butthole.

[pabstblueribbon]

Heh. From scrotum shaving to ass-play.

Its strange how before I had fucked ze butt I was turned on by the prospect until I had done it a few times. NO THANKS!

Too tight and poo comes from there.

POO

[4a6c1]

It's always the hot ones that spend too much time in the gym and are already halfway on side of teh gay because the roids make them sensitive. I go manshopping at 24 hour fitness. I know these things.

[diethx]

It's always the hot ones that spend too much time in the gym and are already halfway on side of teh gay because the roids make them sensitive. I go manshopping at 24 hour fitness. I know these things.

Haha we so have differing opinions of what's hot. :D

[Killer Kitten]

Hair or lack of same on a guy doesn't matter much to me as long as he's clean.

Biggest turn off in the world is somebody smelly. And this from somebody who cleans cat shit for a living.

[4a6c1]

Haha we so have differing opinions of what's hot. :D

No no, that was years ago. I dont whore myself for manmuscles anymore. Although, I would sell my body for a single parent in my area with a jogging stroller and a similar work schedule.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Depending on how hairy the guy is naturally, I'm really only for a trim of the bush and that's it. I think hairless is freaky in a bad way, especially on men.

[The Ponzzz]

Clean that shit up. Don't go crazy though. Too much clean shaven and you risk folliculitis.

[Gan]

Heh. From scrotum shaving to ass-play.

Its strange how before I had fucked ze butt I was turned on by the prospect until I had done it a few times. NO THANKS!

Too tight and poo comes from there.

POO
:rofl: I LOL'd hard at this.


No reason to put a razor near that. Terrible idea. You are metro if you do. Period.
:yes:

I voted for manscaping. Good grooming habits are a must.

[Kuyuk]

did someone complain about fucking a tight hole?

[The Ponzzz]

did someone complain about fucking a tight hole?

Haha, I know right. :lol2:

[Gan]

Getting shit on is another story...

[Stunseed]

did someone complain about fucking a tight hole?


It's prolly the fear of pulling out and it looking like a Snickers bar.

[diethx]

Mmm Snickers.

[Androidpk]

What, no pink sock?

[Kuyuk]

thats why there's A2M

or enema before hand...

just make sure they dont eat peanuts, and there'll be no snickers :)


K.

[The Ponzzz]

Haha yeah. If you're serious about anal, you gotta do some prep work each time. Hahahah. This thread has gone to shit!

/pun

[Kuyuk]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/anal-demotivater-demotivational-poster.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g120/xhaos01/Motivational%20Posters/anal-sex-anal-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Allereli]

as long as it's clean and not a jungle, whatever is good to keep clean. But I have serious issues with more than a few stray back hairs.

[4a6c1]

:lol2:

[Stanley Burrell]

lol.

I play with chicks bums... it's no more gross than that - not that I play with my own, or anyone else plays with mine...

Except that one time S.B. came over to visit...

Oh well, there's exceptions to every rule.

K.

Me love you long time.

[Stanley Burrell]

I have a penis afro and I'm seriously considering getting a small hairpick when I muster up the courage to start taking some pictures. As far as my nad hair -- I want to do nad hair-themed porn. It could become a trademark and I could sue people, fuck yeah.

Last time I had sex, lemme see ... I just conditioned my dong area hair and sort of combed it out a bit so it was smooth, but I definitely didn't razor blade that shit like a bitch. The fuck?

[pabstblueribbon]

You should get it straightened. Maybe some highlights. A nice part down the middle. Put some VO5 hot oil treatment on it for some extra sheen.

[diethx]

lol hot oil treatment + genitals = on camera plz

[Stanley Burrell]

Nah, that's alright. I'll just go with putting a little bit of conditioner on my downstairs fro. That, to me, is ridiculously metro (that word has come up too many times in this thread to replace another word) as is. Actually making shapes out of your landing strip is like half a deviation away from being the Butterfly Man.

I mean, if you're fucking Godzilla, revel in that shit. Get the ape-bitches to pull that shit out with their teeth.

[Kuyuk]

I need the lack of hair so people can actually see that I have a penis - albeit a small one.

The extra 1/2" thats visible makes me almost a full inch, that's 100% more just by shaving!


K.

[Stanley Burrell]

I need the lack of hair so people can actually see that I have a penis - albeit a small one.

The extra 1/2" thats visible makes me almost a full inch, that's 100% more just by shaving!


K.

...

Your bush conceals your dong?

No.

[Androidpk]

Some people really do have an angry inch.

[Stanley Burrell]

Some people really do have an angry inch.

Yeah but still. Some southern happy trail hairs isn't exactly a concrete barrier barring all sights of an angry inch.

lol @ angry inch. I'm done.

[Kuyuk]

http://www.shavehaven.com/pubic-stencil-shapes.jpg

just because it's funny.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__jFgOqdirRY/Rru_wNbsAwI/AAAAAAAAAmg/c6CdqAXBSq0/s400/HairyGuy.jpg

Bet he cant see his pp.

And I'd advise no one to google image search very hairy men....

[Snapp]

Close trim for the bush, shaved balls & "pootie" hole :up:

[diethx]

"pootie" hole :up:

That just didn't sound right in my head.

[Snapp]

Originally posted by diethx
That just didn't sound right in my head.
Jihna said it first!


Leave a little cushion for the love of GOD, shaving the entire thing makes for painful slamming sessions. But yeah ball shave. And the pootie hole too if you want us to play with it.

[iJin]

That smiley and that word doesn't look right side-by-side at all. Heh! :/

[diethx]

Jihna said it first!

Oh I know! But you're a guy, and I picture you with a guy voice, and "pootie" hole sounds weird in a guy voice. Does that make sense? It's almost as if the smiley was a giggle after.

[Androidpk]

Oh I know! But you're a guy, and I picture you with a guy voice, and "pootie" hole sounds weird in a guy voice. Does that make sense? It's almost as if the smiley was a giggle after.


Maybe he talks and sounds like Bruno. Try that.

[diethx]

Now that made me giggle.

Also, I can't wait to see that Friday.

[4a6c1]

Bruno is hot. I ownz teh Bruno pootie hole.

And also for your eyeholz enjoymentz.



And I'd advise no one to google image search very hairy men....

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/hairy20man.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Quagmire: Hey Peter does this look like a Q? How about now?

[MrTastyHead]

If you get dick shit, then you are fucking a dirty butt. Don't hate the game, hate the dirty butted player.

Shaving balls can be such a chore sometimes. Or maybe it's just because, without fail, I always decide to do it when I don't have enough time.

I say things like pootie hole. And tinkle. For some reason, a 6'2 250 pound guy with hair to his shoulders and a crazy mountain man beard gets strange looks when he says he has to tinkle.

[Kuyuk]

my god, I Cant imagine anyone wanting to crawl into bed with that

[Xeromist]

If you get dick shit, then you are fucking a dirty butt. Don't hate the game, hate the dirty butted player.

Shaving balls can be such a chore sometimes. Or maybe it's just because, without fail, I always decide to do it when I don't have enough time.

I say things like pootie hole. And tinkle. For some reason, a 6'2 250 pound guy with hair to his shoulders and a crazy mountain man beard gets strange looks when he says he has to tinkle.

Yeah but poop LIVES there. At any given hour, if you put your dick in a butt, you're liable to find dookie. Even if they do something to clean it out prior, there might be a ninja poop hiding out; and even if there isn't that poop is gonna be back. Poop isn't something you can start a turf war with.

And dude--keep saying tinkle. The fact that you're a huge dude saying it makes it awesome. Next time you say it, you need to be wearing flannel and carrying an axe.

[Lucos]

I was once with someone who liked that. Just a little play on the outside, no penetration or anything. It wasn't so bad cuz he kept the hair down to a minimum. And cuz he'd let me use a pocket rocket instead of my finger, which I preferred.

And yes it was kind of weird, but he was so fucking hot.

Last thing I was expecting while cruising the PC was to know that DieThx fingered a guy's asshole, even though she didn't like it.

[AnticorRifling]

Just remember kids the key is to pull the beads out slow, you're not starting a weed wacker unless you want a mess to clean up. Wait what is this about?

[Lucos]

...

Your bush conceals your dong?

No.

As my old boss used to say when he was drunk off his ass at work...."Nothing sucks more than plowing through three layers of hair and three layers of fat and running out of dick."

[Stanley Burrell]

Just remember kids the key is to pull the beads out slow, you're not starting a weed wacker unless you want a mess to clean up. Wait what is this about?

How not to get feces on your anal beads.

[4a6c1]

I :heart: this thread more than I :heart: lemonade.

[MrTastyHead]

Yeah but poop LIVES there. At any given hour, if you put your dick in a butt, you're liable to find dookie. Even if they do something to clean it out prior, there might be a ninja poop hiding out; and even if there isn't that poop is gonna be back. Poop isn't something you can start a turf war with.

And dude--keep saying tinkle. The fact that you're a huge dude saying it makes it awesome. Next time you say it, you need to be wearing flannel and carrying an axe.

Maybe I'm just not that grossed out by poop.

...

Anyway, I have a few flannels and an axe on the front porch. I actually took to chopping downed logs as a workout for a time. I got a lot of stupid Paul Bunyon (I don't know how to spell his name) and Grizzly Adams comments.

The best thing was when a regular customer at the gas station I used to work at said she wouldn't come in while I was working. Seems I looked like a crazy axe murderer or something. It made me laugh and hate people just a little bit more at the same time.

[4a6c1]

Maybe I'm just not that grossed out by poop.

...

Anyway, I have a few flannels and an axe on the front porch. I actually took to chopping downed logs as a workout for a time. I got a lot of stupid Paul Bunyon (I don't know how to spell his name) and Grizzly Adams comments.

The best thing was when a regular customer at the gas station I used to work at said she wouldn't come in while I was working. Seems I looked like a crazy axe murderer or something. It made me laugh and hate people just a little bit more at the same time.

Shave your face, you dirty backwoods hippie. If you shave your face ladies will want to touch it instead of running away. This is a very important step to them eventually touching your balls.

[MrTastyHead]

My balls haven't been touched in over two years now. Doesn't bother me.

I already got a haircut and shaved in order to get a job. And I have every intention of, at some point, shaving my face/head for the last time ever. There aren't very many women living off in the woods so it won't make any difference.

Also, I am of the opinion that if you don't like me because of my hair, you can fuck off and die for all I care.

[MrTastyHead]

P.S. You can touch my balls if you want to.

[4a6c1]

Why you goin into the woods?

[Kuyuk]

because no one has touched his balls.

[The Ponzzz]

BALLS OF STEEL!

[4a6c1]

Living in Alaska, I've asked that question of big hairy men often. They usually say something that has to do with a) a crime, b) the government or c) science research.

[Kuyuk]

I talked to her on vent.

She is psycho.

[MrTastyHead]

Because there aren't people there. I can live how I want, off of the land and my own two hands. I want to be away from the trappings of society and all of the expectations and restrictions that go with it.

I shall live off of rabbits and potatoes and run naked through the wilderness and truly live by no man's law but mine own.

[4a6c1]

I talked to her on vent.

She is psycho.


:devilsmile:



Because there aren't people there. I can live how I want, off of the land and my own two hands. I want to be away from the trappings of society and all of the expectations and restrictions that go with it.

I shall live off of rabbits and potatoes and run naked through the wilderness and truly live by no man's law but mine own.

b) government! (or wonderful lack thereof)

[iJin]

Because there aren't people there. I can live how I want, off of the land and my own two hands. I want to be away from the trappings of society and all of the expectations and restrictions that go with it.

I shall live off of rabbits and potatoes and run naked through the wilderness and truly live by no man's law but mine own.

God damn hippie.

[Androidpk]

Because there aren't people there. I can live how I want, off of the land and my own two hands. I want to be away from the trappings of society and all of the expectations and restrictions that go with it.

I shall live off of rabbits and potatoes and run naked through the wilderness and truly live by no man's law but mine own.

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/6400000/Children-of-Men-Screencaps-michael-caine-6462339-600-338.jpg




I bet you got some nice plants growing up there.

[MrTastyHead]

It's not just the government, it's society as a whole. The government and it's laws haven't stopped me from doing what I want yet, but it's just a matter of time before I slip up and lose my under-the-radar status. I've looked into commune living, but I don't want that either. I don't even want to live with a group of people who feel the same that I do.

I am really not a hippie. Hippies and I just have a few common traits. Hardly anything beyond wanting to live in nature and a love of the ganja, actually, though I'm going for hash oil.

[Kuyuk]

I Wasnt referring to you Jihna, I was referring to the lady from the Balls of Steel ventrilo video...

True story too, I was in vent with her unintentionally, and was like 'wtf, she sounds like that psycho lady..' and then after about an hour of a WoW raid, when it got quiet, I said "Balls of steel" in my manly voice, and she flipped the fuck out. I am so glad I have push to talk and not voice activated.

Anyway, digress - here's some electric violin amazingness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUO6kYLb6As


K.

[MrTastyHead]

I bet you got some nice plants growing up there.

I'm looking at the sea of green method, though I'm afraid it will produce more than I could ever hope to use. I'm just loathe to lose the insane potential for hybrid experimentation.

[Revalos]

Note to self: Polls are great to have in case of anal sex play/unibomber manifesto woods research threadjacking.

[4a6c1]

It's not just the government, it's society as a whole. The government and it's laws haven't stopped me from doing what I want yet, but it's just a matter of time before I slip up and lose my under-the-radar status. I've looked into commune living, but I don't want that either. I don't even want to live with a group of people who feel the same that I do.

I am really not a hippie. Hippies and I just have a few common traits. Hardly anything beyond wanting to live in nature and a love of the ganja, actually, though I'm going for hash oil.

I'm serious. Try Alaska. You and Alaska were made for each other. North of Fort Yukon there is a neighborhood of about 12 people.....spread out over thousands of square miles. Nearest humans...300 miles away.

But please, please, do something smarter than the Into The Wild guy. That guy was a fucking idiot.

[MrTastyHead]

I can't even answer the poll because I've gone for every stage from cave man to bald, it's just a matter of how I feel when I look at my crotch that day.

[MrTastyHead]

I literally just finished watching Into the Wild about 12 minutes ago. I've always been more interested in a warmer climate. Something south american, most likely.

[MrTastyHead]

I would imagine it's very hard to run around naked in Alaska. Naked has to be a part of it. I even walk around my front yard naked.

[Androidpk]

I am really not a hippie. Hippies and I just have a few common traits. Hardly anything beyond wanting to live in nature and a love of the ganja, actually, though I'm going for hash oil.

You should skip the oil and head straight for the budder.

[Androidpk]

I'm looking at the sea of green method, though I'm afraid it will produce more than I could ever hope to use. I'm just loathe to lose the insane potential for hybrid experimentation.

I don't grow, never have, but I do know sea of green method is tops for growing a very lot.

[Kuyuk]

all this pot talk is confusing me. havent used, sold, grown, or seen more than a pound of it in my life.


Well, I may have seen more than a pound, but it had nothing to do with me ;p

K.

[MrTastyHead]

Oh yeah. Harvesting every ~3 weeks would let me play around and create hybrids on a very rapid basis. I want to have my control mother plant be the biggest, most majestic sumbitch you'll ever see.

And bonus: rabbits can eat pot with no adverse affects. Self-sustained food sources ftw.

[4a6c1]

:(

i liked this thread better when it was about buttseks.

im goin to get some lemonade now.

[Tisket]

It's official. I now know too much about you people.

[pabstblueribbon]

I dont like the sea of green method. 1 400watt metal halide lamp, 1 1000 watt high pressure sodium lamp, good ph, good genetics, dose it up with some Co2 = a 3 foot long cola and as wide as a football, awesome.

[Androidpk]

:(

i liked this thread better when it was about buttseks.

im goin to get some lemonade now.


Come to NH. We'll discuss buttseks in detail while sipping fresh lemonade.

[thefarmer]

Anyway, digress - here's some electric violin amazingness http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUO6kYLb6As


K.

The arrangement was nice. The dubbing was key, but without that he's not that good. Beginner at best.

[Kuyuk]

umm, check out his other stuff...

he's pretty good ;p


K.

[ElvenFury]

i liked this thread better when it was about buttseks.

JS <3s the buttseks.

Also, thanks for the sig.

[Beguiler]

OMG, I haven't laughed so hard since..well, the last time y'all shared too much! :heart:

[Mikalmas]

OMG, I haven't laughed so hard since..well, the last time y'all shared too much! :heart:

I think we'll survive as long as people don't start sharing pictures.

[Kuyuk]

I think that was the last time she laughed so hard... when the boys shared pictures... x.x


K.

[4a6c1]

JS <3s the buttseks.



Helz yeah buttseks.

Nothing hotter than a man who can take it like he can give it.

^This is why gay men are rocket scientists.

[Kuyuk]

lol.

I totally cant picture JS being the dominatrix type.

K.

[4a6c1]

lol.

I totally cant picture JS being the dominatrix type.

K.

Joo under the bed!

Joo will address me as Miztress Bloodninja.

[Tsa`ah]

Grooming is common courtesy ... how far you take it should depend on the recipient.

Go with a happy medium until the field has been taken down to one, or a group with a common requirement ... but there's no excuse (other than she wants it that way) to have an untamed jungle in your pants.

As far as ass play goes ... I always told them "leave mine alone and I'll leave yours alone" ... also no playing with the balls.

[NocturnalRob]

Joo under the bed!

Joo will address me as Miztress Bloodninja.

I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

[NocturnalRob]

also no playing with the balls.
why?

[TheEschaton]

I keep a trim all around, but it'll be a cold day in hell before I take a razor to my balls. But I don't expect my balls to be played with, personally.

[NocturnalRob]

it'll be a cold day in hell before I take a razor to my balls.
finally, something you and I agree on.


But I don't expect my balls to be played with, personally.
i do.

[Tsa`ah]

why?

Have your sack splayed open while surgeons remove some blood clots and a pair of benign growths, and then later for the vasectomy ... I'm willing to bet the thought of anyone touching the nuts makes you clench.

[Sean of the Thread]

I didn't see the zero fade option so I took the manscaping selection.

[Kuyuk]

can you even bend to see what you're manscaping?


K.

[NocturnalRob]

Have your sack splayed open while surgeons remove some blood clots and a pair of benign growths, and then later for the vasectomy ... I'm willing to bet the thought of anyone touching the nuts makes you clench.
yup. that'd do it.

[The Ponzzz]

can you even bend to see what you're manscaping?


K.

That's why we have mirrors.

[NocturnalRob]

That's why we have Vietnamese pube stylists.
fixed

[Kuyuk]

lol, I Couldnt imagine going to someone to get my pubes styled...

"hey, can you spread my ass cheeks and get that hair back there please? What? a dingleberry? yeah, get that too"


K.

[ElvenFury]

As far as ass play goes ... I always told them "leave mine alone and I'll leave yours alone" ... also no playing with the balls.

Ironic. I always tell them that they can if I can. Stop overcompensating for your inner sexuality doubts. Stick it in her butt; you'll enjoy it, and if she wants to noodle yours a bit, don't worry about the gayness of it. As long as your dick is in her mouth at the time, you're good 'n straight. ;-D

[TheEschaton]

I'm not very hairy to begin with, so I never go near my ass shaving-wise, and I definitely don't expect women to, touching-wise - in fact, the one girlfriend who tried that with me I almost broke up with her right then and there..


...but then, it felt so good....

....no, not really.

-TheE-

[diethx]

Bruno is hot.

Yeah normally i'm not attracted at all to the flamboyant types, but I was saying just the other day that he got some fucking body for that role. :drool:


there might be a ninja poop hiding out; and even if there isn't that poop is gonna be back. Poop isn't something you can start a turf war with.

:rofl:


Nothing hotter than a man who can take it like he can give it.

:scared:

[MrTastyHead]

Talk of pot and buttsecks is like the best thread ever.

Pot: I haven't actually grown my first batch yet, but I've done research and it's coming very soon. The main reason I'm looking at sea of green is, like I said, the ability to play with hybrids. I still want to have one majestic beast of a mother plant as well.

Buttsecks: I think it's a nice change of pace and something everybody should try. Being the buttseckser is great, I love the view with spread cheeks. I'm not nearly as much of a fan of being the buttsecksee. I've only gotten to stick it in three butts, but two of them were chicks!

I'll let anybody play with my balls. ANYBODY.

[Kuyuk]

...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hi6yfgOclw

[Drew]

I've got a Cool Doctor Money sign shaved down there.

[Kuyuk]

proof?

[Apotheosis]

just when i thought i still had a little bit of my soul left, i read this thread and saw it (the bit that was left) go away.

[Gan]

:lol:

[AnticorRifling]

just when i thought i still had a little bit of my soul left, i read this thread and saw it (the bit that was left) go away.

Yeah but at least your soul could slip away unimpeded by junk hair. It was a smooth passing.

[Mikalmas]

Who started this damn thread again?? And WHY?

[Killer Kitten]

Just don't grow pot in Arkansas. Only time I ever got arrested in my life - having an inch tall pot plant in a dixie cup.

The jail thing was annoying, but at least no huge she-beast but sexed me.

[Apotheosis]

Yeah but at least your soul could slip away unimpeded by junk hair. It was a smooth passing.

hahahaha


to add to the thread... definitely a trim the hedges at least weekly... but complete shaving = creepy....

[Martaigne]

Holy fuck this thread is awesome, I can't believe I didn't see it until now. A few things:


thats why there's A2M

Dude, you NEVER go ass to mouth.


Also, I dated a hippie girl once who braided her pubic hair.

Additionally, I know far too much about diethx's sexual experiences now.

Furthermore, JS, you single? :D


Nothing hotter than a man who can take it like he can give it.

On second thought, never mind.

[diethx]

Additionally, I know far too much about diethx's sexual experiences now.

As if you hadn't heard it all before anyway.

[NocturnalRob]

http://dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=36

[Stanley Burrell]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__jFgOqdirRY/Rru_wNbsAwI/AAAAAAAAAmg/c6CdqAXBSq0/s400/HairyGuy.jpg

Bet he cant see his pp.

And I'd advise no one to google image search very hairy men....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8K3R2_kp07Y

Bump.

[gorea6]

ass fisting?

[SHAFT]

Cleanly shaven sack. Neatly trimmed bush. You do not shave off the bush. :/

edit: Your poll stinks! It doesn't account for two degree variations between the sack and the bush! (but I voted for manscaping)

Yeah, don't shave the upper area, just trim it. Shave the bottom. Sex is awesome when the chick is freshly shaven too.

[SHAFT]

Just don't grow pot in Arkansas. Only time I ever got arrested in my life - having an inch tall pot plant in a dixie cup.

The jail thing was annoying, but at least no huge she-beast but sexed me.

What was the penalty for that?

[Hulkein]

This poll should have been public. Newb.

[Divinity]

OH man. This thread is cracking me up.

I don't know why a lot of the girls on here don't like it completely bald. I love it that way and prefer it. I prefer EVERYTHING taken away. Nothing like going down on a guy and it tickling my nose or something equally disgusting. That and it's more enjoyable for me to clean up by licking around and over the ball sack afterwards.

..I guess that was too much detail. Anyways, it's hot. I get off on it. It's what I like. Not to mention I go bald too so having sex with someone else that follows suit is more stimulating IMO. I have piercings though so maybe that's why? Iono.

LOL @ JS. Most of what you said, I agree.

@DieThx: I did the same with a very gorgeous man. OH damn, I would have done anything at the time.

[Stanley Burrell]

I don't know why a lot of the girls on here don't like it completely bald.

Maybe they don't like having sex with a chemo patient. I think wanting-to-have-sex-with-chemo-patients is some kind of weird fetish. I mean, the chemo-ee definitely has the sympathy card and passive bottom role played out pretty well.

[Divinity]

Maybe they don't like having sex with a chemo patient. I think wanting-to-have-sex-with-chemo-patients is some kind of weird fetish. I mean, the chemo-ee definitely has the sympathy card and passive bottom role played out pretty well.

Bring on the cancer. I'll hit it until your nine lives are played out as long as it's clean, bald and not a waste of my time.

Although, there is something to be said about riding someone that pretends to be a vegetable. Hmm..

(I don't advocate necrophilia. Srsly.)

[Stanley Burrell]

I'm so becoming a stage 4 chemo patient to get mad bitches to ride my cock.

[diethx]

I go bald too

I used to do that, for years. Mostly for myself (I didn't mind a neatly trimmed bush on a guy but I enjoyed things more totally clean), but I guess i'm lazy these days, so I just keep a clean shaping of some sort.


@DieThx: I did the same with a very gorgeous man. OH damn, I would have done anything at the time.

Haha, inorite?

[Divinity]

I used to do that, for years. Mostly for myself (I didn't mind a neatly trimmed bush on a guy but I enjoyed things more totally clean), but I guess i'm lazy these days, so I just keep a clean shaping of some sort.



Haha, inorite?

It weirds me out. Hair. Unless on your head and depending on how bad it is on the rest of your (depending on gender) body. It grosses me out. I do it for myself, yes. If you expect me to do something to/for you, then that needs to be to MY standards. Hell! I'm doing the work. At least give me a clean slate to work with.

Not much to ask!

[gorea6]

lol at this thread. My gf likes cleanly shaven men....EVERYWHERE...I say ummm no thanks Razor + genetals = no no...Im also only had sex 3 times but im in high school so oh well

[gorea6]

Keep the thread going

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

OH man. This thread is cracking me up.

I don't know why a lot of the girls on here don't like it completely bald. I love it that way and prefer it. I prefer EVERYTHING taken away. Nothing like going down on a guy and it tickling my nose or something equally disgusting. That and it's more enjoyable for me to clean up by licking around and over the ball sack afterwards.

..I guess that was too much detail. Anyways, it's hot. I get off on it. It's what I like. Not to mention I go bald too so having sex with someone else that follows suit is more stimulating IMO. I have piercings though so maybe that's why? Iono.

LOL @ JS. Most of what you said, I agree.

@DieThx: I did the same with a very gorgeous man. OH damn, I would have done anything at the time.

My significant other would be rather freaked out if I went totally bare down there.

And I have piercings, so that really has probably nothing to do with it.

The hair doesn't disgust me, especially on men. It's natural. Men are hairy. It means they don't have some weird hormonal dysfunction that makes them baby smooth.

Plus, stubble starts growing in almost immediately. I'd rather grind against someone that isn't going to feel like they're trying to set my vag on fire with their own naughty bits.

[bajopine]

Lmao.

[ElanthianSiren]

I don't know why a lot of the girls on here don't like it completely bald.

I don't like it that way because as it begins to grow back in (and it does as the novelty wears off), it's irritating if you have sensitive skin. I don't need brush burn while screwing, so I prefer it nicely cropped a bit beyond stubbly.