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Euler
06-15-2009, 01:11 PM
I am on summer break and bored. My wife won't strip down to nothing except elf ears and run around the backyard with me. I wouldn't mind the neighbors staring at me as much if I were not alone. Anyone local an bored? Indiana. Anticor, I'm looking at you buddy.
NocturnalRob
06-15-2009, 01:16 PM
just a couple naked dudes in elf ears. hanging out in indiana...
Euler
06-15-2009, 01:17 PM
does that sound gay? We could be naked orcs instead.
NocturnalRob
06-15-2009, 01:20 PM
hahaha...definitely. that's manly as shit. i'll take flight out from NY to hang out as naked orcs.
Androidpk
06-15-2009, 02:01 PM
Zug zug?
The Ponzzz
06-15-2009, 02:07 PM
Where in Indiana?
Back
06-15-2009, 02:11 PM
Where is Indiana?
Atlanteax
06-15-2009, 02:37 PM
The part of the Boonies that is east of Iowa.
NocturnalRob
06-15-2009, 02:38 PM
says the Michigan resident...
Stanley Burrell
06-15-2009, 03:11 PM
does that sound gay? We could be naked orcs instead.

Prancing around as naked orcs with other naked orc dudes is very hetero.

You have to choose your nekkid fantasy races carefully:

http://blogs.gamefilia.com/files/imce/u348163/legolas-elrond-gay.jpg
Jorddyn
06-15-2009, 03:13 PM
The part of the Boonies that is east of Iowa.

You missed a state.
Euler
06-15-2009, 04:53 PM
Bloomington. I couldn't find Indiana on a map before we moved here. True story.

Rain starting. I got sad, but then I remembered, "Orcs like mud!"
The Ponzzz
06-15-2009, 05:07 PM
Ah, you're on the opposite end of me. Because I'd totally run around a yard with just elf ears on... I mean... We could hang out.
Euler
06-15-2009, 05:25 PM
yeah, I think you are south bend, right? Anticor is in Indy, that is smack dab in the middle.

So, Anticor,
what time should we be over. The twins can dress up too.
Androidpk
06-15-2009, 05:37 PM
Don't torture the twins like that.
The Ponzzz
06-15-2009, 05:39 PM
Yeah, South Bend, but like 3 miles from the Michigan border.
NocturnalRob
06-15-2009, 08:05 PM
you jerkoffs should all just come up to nyc. i can fit an extra...1.4 people in my apartment. not to sleep. literally just to fit.
Euler
06-15-2009, 08:32 PM
people (orcs) take up less space when naked.
NocturnalRob
06-15-2009, 08:37 PM
i just redid the measurements. if i throw my tv and media console out in the hallway, i'm up to 2.7 extra naked orcs (people). problem solved!
Back
06-15-2009, 08:45 PM
you jerkoffs should all just come up to nyc. i can fit an extra...1.4 people in my apartment. not to sleep. literally just to fit.

Sure. It’s $20 bottle beer night there, right?
NocturnalRob
06-15-2009, 08:47 PM
pretty much, but only if you're willing to drink domestics.
Back
06-15-2009, 08:50 PM
Bodega 20s are like $3. ;)
Euler
06-15-2009, 08:51 PM
I can make a some good stuff much cheaper. I need a bathtub, toothpaste, and three dish towels.
NocturnalRob
06-15-2009, 08:52 PM
hahahaha...fucker. nah, there are plenty of places to get beer for $3-$5. and when you know bartenders, you basically drink for free.

wait, what am i saying? orcs always drink for free!!
Liagala
06-20-2009, 12:51 AM
I know I'm a few days late, but I just wanted to say that I love the PC. You guys are great. Also, if any men are running around as naked orcs/elves/whatever, I want an invite. Thx.
NocturnalRob
06-20-2009, 12:54 AM
Carry your sweet ass down from Mass.
Androidpk
06-20-2009, 01:51 AM
I know I'm a few days late, but I just wanted to say that I love the PC. You guys are great. Also, if any men are running around as naked orcs/elves/whatever, I want an invite. Thx.

Please refrain from mentioning orcs and elves in the same sentence.
diethx
06-20-2009, 04:41 AM
I know I'm a few days late, but I just wanted to say that I love the PC. You guys are great. Also, if any men are running around as naked orcs/elves/whatever, I want an invite. Thx.

Don't forget your camera, sweetcheeks.