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AnticorRifling
06-14-2009, 11:21 AM
My second one in five years that actually put up a decent fight. Probably only the sixth time in five years that I've used handcuffs. Generally when I stop someone I tap them on the shoulder and I say "Excuse me sir/ma'am my name is Wayne I'm with Loss Prevention, showing my gay as hell badge per company policy,(if I don't show the badge and they run they can't be charged with fleeing law enforcement though and that's no fun :) ) and I need you to come back to my store." If they say/do anything but start to comply I follow with "We've got two ways to do this, you come back quietly and this will be a private matter that is resolved in my office, if you get loud or stupid I will put you into the dirt, cuff you, and drag you through my store embarrassing you in front of God and everybody." I keep my voice low because I feel that even though you got caught stealing I don't need to embarrass you, it is a private thing that needs resolved between you and me. I hate the action not the person.

Well I'm working yesterday with two other LP and we notice this guy on camera in grabbing merchandise. I go out on the floor and position myself to intercept him when he goes out one of the further exits. He decides to exit closest to our office so the other LP stop him, he turns and bolts back into the store, he's so focused on running he doesn't see me with a big shit eater grin on my face. I grab his shoulders, sweep his feet, drive him into the ground. I take his arms and cross them over his own face to blind him and reduce air. Then I remind myself that this isn't the Corps and I shouldn't knock him out. So I just hold him, basically hog tied by his own apendages until the other guys get there. Then I cuff him and take him back.... I love my fun job.

It made up for not so fun first responder activity to the 82yr old woman with ALS having a seizure earlier that day. I thought for sure she was checking out for good when her eyes started to fixate and gloss over and her daughter was right there. I was like ma'am can you please hold her hand and keep applying light squeezes just to let her know you are here. Got the ambulance to show, cleared the floor of rubber necking retard customers and that was that.

All and all an eventful Saturday.

Gan
06-14-2009, 11:25 AM
Sounds like fun. :)

Apotheosis
06-14-2009, 11:30 AM
hahaha if you're not careful, we're going to hear about someone suing a mallcop in indiana.

Asha
06-14-2009, 11:31 AM
I still think you should have snapped the guys neck.
Good ethics though on your part.

Gan
06-14-2009, 11:32 AM
http://mattbortmess.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/mallcop.jpg

Asha
06-14-2009, 11:32 AM
BASTARD BEAT ME

AnticorRifling
06-14-2009, 11:36 AM
hahaha if you're not careful, we're going to hear about someone suing a mallcop in indiana.
Naw. Not a mall cop. I can actually lay hands on people, once he attempted to flee he was mine. Unfortunatly for him I'm allowed to use force to protect the associates, customers, and property of the company once a crime has been committed. To be released for apprehensions for this compay you've got to know all state and local laws that are applicable to apprehension as well as a ton of other training. That coupled with the paperwork, video tape, etc means it's a not going to happen. Hell I've only had to actually testify once in court and that person lost quickly. Every other time I show up once they see me they beat feet to their lawyer and plea out.

Geshron
06-14-2009, 11:36 AM
Haha, my Dad does LP for Wal-Mart. Much respect man, it's all about that swift takedown! A good takedown when executed right can be so psychologically damaging enough (going from a free standing position to thrown instantly is demoralizing I assure you) most people will give up/submit to the weaker position anyhow. Badass!

Right before I went to an RHCP/QOTSA concert I watched him bust this kid for stealing a phone, it was priceless.

AnticorRifling
06-14-2009, 11:37 AM
HAHA fuck you Gan. That movie was awesome though. Again big difference between mall cops and actual LP, eat me it's my weekend fun job. Human chess games are fun and you know it.

Gan
06-14-2009, 11:39 AM
:lol:

And yes, it is fun.

Fallen
06-14-2009, 12:30 PM
How dare you treat a SUSPECTED criminal like that???? You should have halted him purely with the power of love!

Must have been a fun time.

Hulkein
06-14-2009, 12:42 PM
HAHA fuck you Gan. That movie was awesome though. Again big difference between mall cops and actual LP, eat me it's my weekend fun job. Human chess games are fun and you know it.

It's definitely different. When I was prosecuting preliminary hearings in this one court there were a ton of retail thefts from Home Depot. The 3 LPO's were there every week. Really cool guys. No chip on their shoulder and they actually knew the law. Much different than the few mall cops I have run into.

AnticorRifling
06-14-2009, 02:48 PM
It's definitely different. When I was prosecuting preliminary hearings in this one court there were a ton of retail thefts from Home Depot. The 3 LPO's were there every week. Really cool guys. No chip on their shoulder and they actually knew the law. Much different than the few mall cops I have run into.
Yeah it's weird most of the mall cops I've had to deal with have a weird power trip thing going on and I'm like dude you can't do anything but observe and report.... I like the crew we've got all the officers are cool and we tend to treat people pretty fair, we only turn in to dicks if they ask us to we always start out cool. Hell I'll even sit there and shoot the shit/joke with people before the police get there. I tell them yeah it sucks but it's not the end of the world, you just need to understand there is nothing in this store, or this mall, worth going to jail for.

RSR
06-14-2009, 04:46 PM
It's definitely different. When I was prosecuting preliminary hearings in this one court there were a ton of retail thefts from Home Depot. The 3 LPO's were there every week. Really cool guys. No chip on their shoulder and they actually knew the law. Much different than the few mall cops I have run into.


I don't remember that episode of Malcom in the Middle...


-Richard.

Hulkein
06-14-2009, 06:52 PM
Hah, the new guy even knows the Malcom jokes? Or is this just a new name?

RSR
06-14-2009, 07:51 PM
New to posting, not to reading the various threads.

-Richard.

Latrinsorm
06-14-2009, 07:58 PM
http://mangajeux.free.fr/manga/dossier/dossier_fma/armstrong.jpg

This method of prisoner restraint has been passed down the Armstrong line for generations!!!!

Apotheosis
06-14-2009, 08:10 PM
Hell I'll even sit there and shoot the shit/joke with people before the police get there. I tell them yeah it sucks but it's not the end of the world, you just need to understand there is nothing in this store, or this mall, worth going to jail for.

What a perfect time to introduce them to the bible. :-D