View Full Version : Monks are CANCELLED
Lord Orbstar
06-04-2009, 10:15 AM
Monks took an irrecoverable blow today
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,525069,00.html
I mourn, God rest his soul.
:tissue:
Goretawn
06-04-2009, 10:19 AM
Poor Grasshopper.
Allereli
06-04-2009, 10:37 AM
awww, I lol'd when I saw the thread title, what a downer. RIP.
Allereli
06-04-2009, 11:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdWF7kd1tNo
Atlanteax
06-04-2009, 11:16 AM
I was SO ready to post "IT'S OFFICIAL ... GEMSTONE IS DEAD" too =/
Androidpk
06-04-2009, 12:31 PM
That's sad to hear, I feel bad for his family.
Deathravin
06-04-2009, 12:58 PM
That really sucks. He was very very good in Kill Bill and Kung Fu. How do you get to 72 years old before you decide to do that though... Seems fishy to me.
Stanley Burrell
06-04-2009, 01:02 PM
The cause of death was he fought 100 ninjas, but after employing the Eagle Claw on 97 of them, the remaining guys used their ninja smoke bombs and ran away, so he (Grandmaster Carradine) had to commit seppuku for great honor.
Xorai
06-04-2009, 02:05 PM
My money would be on him getting murdered, and not suicide. Why, after living 72 years would you decide to hang yourself.
It's probably coming from some kung fu vendetta against him for taking Bruce Lee's spot in the series.
NocturnalRob
06-04-2009, 02:07 PM
I'm pretty sure he used the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on himself.
lrn2killbill
Lucos
06-04-2009, 02:40 PM
My money would be on him getting murdered, and not suicide. Why, after living 72 years would you decide to hang yourself.
It's probably coming from some kung fu vendetta against him for taking Bruce Lee's spot in the series.
It was an accidental suicide. The first initial reports stated that he was found dead in the wardrobe with twine and rope around his head and genitals. I'll leave you to draw your own conclusion as to what happened...
That is heartbreaking. Rest in peace, Grasshopper. You will be missed.
Donquix
06-04-2009, 04:21 PM
It was an accidental suicide. The first initial reports stated that he was found dead in the wardrobe with twine and rope around his head and genitals. I'll leave you to draw your own conclusion as to what happened...
It was his Devil Inside that caused him to seek this New Sensation, it was probably his Original Sin.
/anyone?
NocturnalRob
06-04-2009, 04:44 PM
It was his Devil Inside that caused him to seek this New Sensation, it was probably his Original Sin.
/anyone?
INXSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
SayGoodbye
06-04-2009, 06:56 PM
:( Very sad..
Jayvn
06-04-2009, 07:38 PM
Exactly how do you tie yourself up and then hang yourself?
Nieninque
06-04-2009, 08:08 PM
Auto-erotic asphyxiation
StrayRogue
06-04-2009, 08:28 PM
Reminds me of this: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html
diethx
06-04-2009, 08:39 PM
Why would he put a condom on it?
Lucos
06-04-2009, 08:58 PM
Why would he put a condom on it?
To prevent a nasty case of Thai-twine-herpes of course. Don't you know anything?
NocturnalRob
06-04-2009, 09:22 PM
Why would he put a condom on it?
what are condoms?
what are condoms?
Specialty balloons for bachelor/bachelorette parties.
Daniel
06-04-2009, 10:31 PM
Reminds me of this: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html
Why would *anything* remind you of that?
diethx
06-04-2009, 11:41 PM
To prevent a nasty case of Thai-twine-herpes of course. Don't you know anything?
Hmmm. Thai-twine-herpes is a prevalent problem in Alabama?
thefarmer
06-05-2009, 09:49 PM
There's a new show on Fox called "Mental". Just saw a commercial for a new episode.. With David Carradine.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090605/en_top_eo/127634
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdWF7kd1tNo
Androidpk
06-05-2009, 11:36 PM
what are condoms?
They're like apartments, only nicer.
StrayRogue
06-06-2009, 08:23 AM
Why would *anything* remind you of that?
Why would David Carradine dying via auto erotic asphyxiation remind me of someone else who died of auto erotic asphyxiation?
Hmmm, I don't know? Perhaps the clue is in the question?
did the oxygen run out?
http://www.hulu.com/watch/34464/saturday-night-live-digital-short-space-olympics
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