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TheEschaton
02-23-2004, 06:18 PM
I mean, seriously. Car broke. Get the call from the shop, gonna be like $1000 to repair.

Computer broke. Had to not only deal with Dell's fucking outsourcing to India (I'm Indian and I can't even understand these fucking people) but order parts for my computer, after paying them to figure out what's wrong with my computer, and now they're gonna charge me for fucking installing the thing too! If this runs me any less than $200, I'll cry my gratitude.

And all sorts of bills are coming up, and...and....and....money wise, I just feel fucked.

I hate being a real person, I want to go back to college!

And then I wake up and realize I'm not a real person.
-TheE-

Betheny
02-23-2004, 06:19 PM
Bad things always come in threes.

crazymage
02-23-2004, 06:19 PM
i cant respond or they'll close the thread

<---- opressed.

Betheny
02-23-2004, 06:20 PM
Originally posted by crazymage
i cant respond or they'll close the thread

<---- opressed.

Grow up.

crazymage
02-23-2004, 06:23 PM
Wow i've sunk low..queen of dildo beatings told me to grow up.

Drew2
02-23-2004, 06:25 PM
Is this national "fuck me in the ass" week?

Doesn't Snapp wish.

Betheny
02-23-2004, 06:26 PM
Originally posted by crazymage
Wow i've sunk low..queen of dildo beatings told me to grow up.

I'm labelled forever for one joke I made how many months ago?

Well, I guess I'd rather be the queen of dildo beatings than the king of jackasses.

crazymage
02-23-2004, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by Maimara

Originally posted by crazymage
Wow i've sunk low..queen of dildo beatings told me to grow up.

I'm labelled forever for one joke I made how many months ago?

Well, I guess I'd rather be the queen of dildo beatings than the king of jackasses.

True, Tayvin wouldnt be happy if he was with a king of anything.

crazymage
02-23-2004, 06:28 PM
back to e's dilemmas

Snapp
02-23-2004, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Tayre

Is this national "fuck me in the ass" week?

Doesn't Snapp wish.


Why you gotta bring me up in this?! :rolleyes: Although when I first saw the title, I thought I was missing some kind of gay holiday.

Drew2
02-23-2004, 06:31 PM
ROFL.

I wonder if Jeremy celebrates the holiday.

[Edited on 2-23-2004 by Tayre]

Betheny
02-23-2004, 06:33 PM
Every day is a gay holiday!

Latrinsorm
02-23-2004, 07:06 PM
At least you've got your health, right? /cliche

02-23-2004, 07:32 PM
um /rimshot






sorry... could not stop myself

Shari
02-23-2004, 07:38 PM
BAH. Being in college doesn't make it any better! I've STILL got bills, and shit breaking on me, oh and did I mention that it is difficult to even KEEP a job with the fucked up hours I have?

I've been in school for so long I'm actually looking forward to a mindless 40-hour-a-week job.

Nakiro
02-23-2004, 07:46 PM
I thought this week was "Fuck Michiko up the ass week"?

I dunno. Ask Sergey.

GSLeloo
02-23-2004, 08:01 PM
It'll get better. We had our fridge go once and they ordered us the parts to fix it... and it never arrives. They have no idea where it went, didn't go to them or our house. This was also over Thanksgiving. We kept waiting and the part kept not coming. It was nearly three weeks before we had a working fridge again.

Plus the same week our washing machine starting fucking up

crazymage
02-23-2004, 08:03 PM
Nakiro enough is enough. Michiko gotten enough crap from it and it was supposed to be a giggle. Feel free to harass Whirlin though.

Wezas
02-24-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Jesae
shit break

<out of context>

Galleazzo
02-24-2004, 10:25 AM
Man. Now I got the fuggin hiccups. Thanks a whole frigging lot.

:coffee:

TheEschaton
02-24-2004, 03:56 PM
Dude. I refute this thread. I refute every single iota of it. I take it back!



MAUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .

-TheE-

[Edited on 2-24-2004 by TheEschaton]

Weedmage Princess
02-24-2004, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by Snapp

Originally posted by Tayre

Is this national "fuck me in the ass" week?

Doesn't Snapp wish.


Why you gotta bring me up in this?! :rolleyes: Although when I first saw the title, I thought I was missing some kind of gay holiday.

ROFLMAO --post of the month award!!!

Tsa`ah
02-24-2004, 04:06 PM
I'll avoid the easy shots. This time.

What's wrong with the car?

TheEschaton
02-24-2004, 04:13 PM
I have to get the fucking transmission rebuilt, and I need new brakes, and my rotor's busted. Damages = $1300.

But that doesn't matter. The thread is refuted.

-TheE-

Tsa`ah
02-24-2004, 04:20 PM
Two tips for you.

1300 bucks will buy new or rebuilt engine and trans. The re-re cost is going to add another 2-4 hundred, but that's a new drive train (for most 4 and 6 cylinder engines).

Never use the word "broke" or "busted" when talking to a mechanic that is working on your car. You can almost hear the mental "ka-CHING".

TheEschaton
02-24-2004, 04:42 PM
I didn't. I just said the transmission was lurching, and the fucking car sounded like it was gonna do a neutral drop every time the car shifted gears.

-TheE-

Galleazzo
02-25-2004, 09:50 AM
Yeah, but it could be worse. You could be being fucked up the ass.

Drew2
02-25-2004, 09:53 AM
You could be getting fucked up the ass.

That poor grammar gave me a headache this early in the morning.

Galleazzo
02-25-2004, 11:26 AM
Dude, if you're worrying about grammar while you're being assraped, you -- well you're just real weird is all.