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Drew2
08-29-2003, 03:14 PM
:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
That's freaking Britney Spears and Madonna!!!!

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Tayre]

Artha
08-29-2003, 03:16 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030829/capt.1062123387.mtv_awards_nyr144.jpg

However, neither's using the tongue. Can someone say 'Free, cheap publicity?'

MTV: Striving to stay on the edge to the max, X-TREME.

Weedmage Princess
08-29-2003, 03:17 PM
It kinda looks like it in the first pic *shudder*

Drew2
08-29-2003, 03:18 PM
:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

Gizmo
08-29-2003, 03:19 PM
No wonder Justin broke up with her! She's bisexual!

Stupid Stupid Stupid man

Drew2
08-29-2003, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Gizmo
No wonder Justin broke up with her! She's bisexual!

Stupid Stupid Stupid man

omfg i want her 2 do me. that is like the sexiest thing i've ever seen.

Artha
08-29-2003, 03:31 PM
Dude, you can see the light from between their mouths. They're just touching lips.

Drew2
08-29-2003, 03:32 PM
....maybe you didn't see that BRITNEY SPEARS IS KISSING ANOTHER WOMAN.

imported_Kranar
08-29-2003, 03:35 PM
The first picture looks so editted. Madonna's mouth looks damn fake, like she's a duck in that picture.

The second picture looks more like what really happened, just probably a quick smooch.

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Kranar]

Bobmuhthol
08-29-2003, 03:40 PM
<<The first picture looks editted.>>

I opened only the mouths in Paint. It can't not be editted. I looked at it in 1x, 2x, 6x, and 8x. It's inhuman.

08-29-2003, 03:48 PM
Madonna's a nasty skank.

Britany Spears is cute, but too many people say she's a ho.

Me? I wanna see a picture of myself. Sucking face with Michelle Branch or Kiki Ting. One that isn't edited. And then, I wanna go, "Hell yeah, that happened!" And be stoked and show everybody.

peam
08-29-2003, 04:03 PM
I'd hit it.


All of it. Any male, barring homosexuals, on these boards who says they wouldn't is a fucking liar.

Bobmuhthol
08-29-2003, 04:04 PM
I wouldn't.

Artha
08-29-2003, 04:05 PM
I might hit Brittany. If I hit Madonna, I think it'd hit back.

Ben
08-29-2003, 04:07 PM
Madonna would be the best sex you ever had in your life.

peam
08-29-2003, 04:08 PM
No joke, Ben.

She's one fine 43? year old.

Artha
08-29-2003, 04:09 PM
Madonna would be the best sex you ever had in your life.

Are you kidding? It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Except that hallway's actually a sewer, and you have to eat the hotdog afterwords.

Bobmuhthol
08-29-2003, 04:10 PM
<<She's one fine 43? year old.>>

45.

Meos
08-29-2003, 04:52 PM
damn that shit is hot

Taernath
08-29-2003, 05:07 PM
It was just a publicity stunt.

Meos
08-29-2003, 05:14 PM
definitly, but I'll be thinking about it whe I go to sleep. Marketing is the devil

Weedmage Princess
08-29-2003, 05:16 PM
You know, maybe one of you guys can answer this for me....cause no other man has ever been able to so far...

What is it about two women that drives you all so crazy?

I mean, I'm a heterosexual female with (I think) a very, very, VERY healthy love and appreciation for men and the male body. I think it's a thing of beauty, a work of art, etc. etc. That being said, seeing two hot guys kiss would do absolutely NOTHING for me. I have no desire to see that. Nor have or would I ever fantasize about being with two men..again, no matter how utterly attractive they may be. I think it would be frightening actually.

So what's the deal?

Bobmuhthol
08-29-2003, 05:18 PM
Because it's two women. Kissing. Together. Not one. Two. Not ONE BUT TWO.

Meos
08-29-2003, 05:19 PM
I believe it goes back to the human need to reproduce, and the proverb killing two birds with one stone.

Ben
08-29-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Nor have or would I ever fantasize about being with two men..again




......

Betheny
08-29-2003, 05:29 PM
It's all about quantity for guys, not quality.

Meos
08-29-2003, 05:29 PM
lol

StrayRogue
08-29-2003, 05:30 PM
I like both. I tell ya, I've had better wanks than I've had...

Betheny
08-29-2003, 05:33 PM
Any of you that got stiff from that picture of Madonna and Britney Spears need to feel very very ashamed.

DREW. *COUGH*

That is all.

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Maimara]

Weedmage Princess
08-29-2003, 05:42 PM
Ben, shut up...the again was the beginning of a new sentence *mutter*

Drew2
08-29-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
Any of you that got stiff from that picture of Madonna and Britney Spears need to feel very very ashamed.

DREW. *COUGH*

That is all.

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Maimara]
....if they were naked, maybe. But no.

Betheny
08-29-2003, 05:58 PM
Whatever, dude, I login after just waking up and you attack me with this:

Empath Tayre: omfg did u know that britney spears kissed madonna?
MaimBeth: and?
Empath Tayre: That's fucking hot
MaimBeth: madonna is old and snaggletoothed
Empath Tayre: lol

YOU HAD STIFFY. DON'T LIE.

Meos
08-29-2003, 06:02 PM
that sort of thing just brings on a semi

Betheny
08-29-2003, 06:05 PM
The wife on Everybody Loves Raymond is way hotter than Madonna. WAY hotter.

StrayRogue
08-29-2003, 06:05 PM
I'd do Madonna.

Bestatte
08-29-2003, 07:06 PM
Hell I'm 100% hetero and *I'd* do Madonna.

Her and Michelle Pfeiffer and years ago, back when she was still in good shape, Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac. Not now though, she's lost all her charm.

Other than those three, I'd rather sick with attraction to men.

As for why, to answer Weedmage..

Women have natural curves. They look more like nature, like dunes in the desert, or ocean waves, or willow trees with bending branches. Men, when they're in good shape, look more like..cliff faces. Magnificent sure..but just not something you wanna lose yourself in.

Women are the personification of nature's beauty. It's why most women I've met aren't grossed out at the idea of two women together, even if they're not interested in it for themselves.

Same as me - the idea doesn't gross me out at all, and as I mentioned in the first paragraph, it isn't beyond the realms of possibility for me to consider as "doable." Men though - seeing two together? Blech.

Weedmage Princess
08-29-2003, 07:32 PM
Eh...maybe...whatever floats your boat I guess....but I still think it's kinda creepy...whether it's two men or two women *shudder* Does that mean I'm a homophobe or something?!

Artha
08-29-2003, 07:34 PM
Hell I'm 100% hetero and *I'd* do Madonna.

Then you're not 100% hetero :)

Drew2
08-29-2003, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Eh...maybe...whatever floats your boat I guess....but I still think it's kinda creepy...whether it's two men or two women *shudder* Does that mean I'm a homophobe or something?!
It means you don't use Chlorox.

Weedmage Princess
08-29-2003, 07:40 PM
LOL Tayre

Ilvane
08-29-2003, 09:22 PM
And in the beginning, the words Madonna sang before she kissed her..

"How could it hurt you when it looks so good?"

I kept thinking..Ugh, Britney..what are you thinking! Sex sells, I guess..huh?

I also switched the station soon after. I couldn't deal with 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg.

-A

Tsa`ah
08-30-2003, 01:39 AM
What is it about two women that drives you all so crazy?

I'll tell it to you, just like I tell it to my wife ....

Are you fricking crazy????!!!!! That's two women ... TWO FRICKING WOMEN!!! Count them. The ONLY fricking thing better than two frickin women together is THREE FRICKING WOMEN TOGETHER!!!! I may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but the last time I counted women in the bedroom I had to stop at one. I think you know the rules by now, NO LESS THAN THREE OTHER FRICKING WOMEN IN THE BEDROOM. I’m going to have to divorce you now.

Of course the beat down ensues shortly there after.

Edited because my wife not only beat me, but she pointed out my very bad grammar.

[Edited on 8-30-2003 by Tsa`ah]

Weedmage Princess
08-30-2003, 02:22 AM
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Tsa'ah....don't you know you're supposed to tell your wife "No honey all I need and want is you and you alone."

The fact that you still have your hands and can type here speaks volumes for your wife's patience. The woman is a saint. You should be under a floorboard somewhere. In a plastic shopping bag. ;)

CrystalTears
08-30-2003, 02:27 AM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Tsa'ah....don't you know you're supposed to tell your wife "No honey all I need and want is you and you alone."


Heh, I wouldn't want my husband to lie to me like that.

The first thing I find when I logged into my IMs in the morning was my fiance IMing me with the picture posted here. I just glanced at it and said to him, "Hey! Yummy!" Then again I was told by my boss that my computer desktop can't have Shakira on it. <grumbles>

Betheny
08-30-2003, 02:29 AM
Did 50 cent and Snoop Dogg kiss?

Tsa`ah
08-30-2003, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Tsa'ah....don't you know you're supposed to tell your wife "No honey all I need and want is you and you alone."

The fact that you still have your hands and can type here speaks volumes for your wife's patience. The woman is a saint. You should be under a floorboard somewhere. In a plastic shopping bag. ;)


Oh it's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant.

After I do my corny little rant about multiple women and rules, and of course after I recover from the fury that is my wife, the wife asks me if I would seriously want that.

My answer of course is ... ARE YOU FRICKING DEAF???? What have I been ranting about since we got engaged!!!

No, I do a little flattery.

Honey, I can barely keep up with you. Another woman would just make my head explode.

Souzy
08-30-2003, 03:07 AM
LOL...OMG Tsa really kills me. We know every man loves that crap. Especially since it's Brittney Spears and Madonna. I have to admit, I wish I saw that. Nothing, like seeing two pretty girls going at it ;) Didn't get me going though. I'd prefer seeing Charlise Thereon and Cameron Diaz go at it.

Betheny
08-30-2003, 03:09 AM
I want to see squirrel on squirrel action.

Skirmisher
08-30-2003, 05:45 AM
Yeah, the only thing better than two rats with bushy tails going at it is three rats with bushy tails going at it.

Betheny
08-30-2003, 07:17 AM
What about four?

Oh, the possibilities!

Warriorbird
08-30-2003, 09:11 AM
Naked mole rats.

Skirmisher
08-30-2003, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by Warriorbird
Naked mole rats.


Ooof. :wow:

I need to take a moment.

Parkbandit
08-30-2003, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by Maimara
I want to see squirrel on squirrel action.

For Christmas, we bought each daughter a hampster with their own cages and everything.

Well, being the creative guy that I was.. I joined the cages.. so they could interact and have twice as much room.

It really didn't cross my mind that one was a girl and the other was a guy... we had hampster porn going for a good solid month before I had to get them out of my house. They were shooting out pups like rabbits.

Parkbandit
08-30-2003, 11:58 AM
What is it about two women that drives you all so crazy?

I was going to answer that with : "6 holes are better than just 3" but I decided against it.

So instead, I'll simply say it's something primative in most men.

Skirmisher
08-30-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by Parkbandit

What is it about two women that drives you all so crazy?

I was going to answer that with : "6 holes are better than just 3" but I decided against it.

So instead, I'll simply say it's something primative in most men.

I'm sure everyone is breathing a sigh of relief that you were able to restrain yourself.:D

[Edited on 8-30-2003 by Skirmisher]

StrayRogue
08-30-2003, 12:06 PM
The problem is, lesbians, true lesbians, tend not to be interested in men.

Skirmisher
08-30-2003, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by StrayRogue
The problem is, lesbians, true lesbians, tend not to be interested in men.

Hope springs eternal.

Ben
08-30-2003, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
but I still think it's kinda creepy...whether it's two men or two women *shudder* Does that mean I'm a homophobe or something?!

Frankly I'm sickend by your bigotry.

Bobmuhthol
08-30-2003, 12:20 PM
I'm sickened by your super duping.

Weedmage Princess
08-30-2003, 12:20 PM
I saw this website with some chihuahua going at it with a stuffed Pokemon thingy...the yellow one. Pikachu or whatever....much MUCH more hotter than mole, hamster or squirrel action.

Weedmage Princess
08-30-2003, 12:21 PM
I'm sorry, Ben. I forget how sensitive you are at times.

Skirmisher
08-30-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Ben

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
but I still think it's kinda creepy...whether it's two men or two women *shudder* Does that mean I'm a homophobe or something?!

Frankly I'm sickend by your bigotry.

Coming soon to a PFLAG meeting near you.

Parkbandit
08-30-2003, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by StrayRogue
The problem is, lesbians, true lesbians, tend not to be interested in men.

Oh bullshit.. it's just another ploy they utilize. The hot lesbians are only lesbians because they know it drives us crazy.

StrayRogue
08-30-2003, 12:34 PM
Yep, hence why all women are bitches ;)

As Ice T once said, "All women are two drinks away from a menage a trois".

Drew2
08-30-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
I saw this website with some chihuahua going at it with a stuffed Pokemon thingy...the yellow one. Pikachu or whatever....much MUCH more hotter than mole, hamster or squirrel action.
Yeah I posted that movie on a thread until it got taken down because 'The host wouldn't allow it' or something. I wouldn't say it was hot, though. Funny, yes.

SpunGirl
08-31-2003, 02:08 AM
I'd do Angelina Jolie, she's hot.

-K

Drew2
08-31-2003, 02:12 AM
OMFG That bitch is HOT.

Tomb Raider 2 wasn't that great though. But she was hot.

Ben
08-31-2003, 02:13 AM
Tayre you like girls????????????

Back
08-31-2003, 02:16 AM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
I'd do Angelina Jolie, she's hot.

-K

I've heard women say this about Drew. But when it comes to Angelina, they're all like, "Yea if you like silicone!"

Spun rocks.

Betheny
08-31-2003, 02:27 AM
Stray is weird, he calls pants knickers, cookies biscuits, and he hates women except for his mom maybe.

You're one messed up Brit, stray. Get over the revolutionary war!

I'm kidding, btw ;)

Drew2
08-31-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Ben
Tayre you like girls????????????
It was the Raid can. It changed me for life.

Betheny
08-31-2003, 02:35 AM
TAYRE HAD ASS SPIDERS

SpunGirl
08-31-2003, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by Backlash

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I'd do Angelina Jolie, she's hot.

-K

I've heard women say this about Drew. But when it comes to Angelina, they're all like, "Yea if you like silicone!"

Spun rocks.

It's her lips. Attitude, too (which is perceived since I've never met her in person) has a lot to do with sexiness, yes?

-K

Betheny
08-31-2003, 02:50 AM
She sleeps with knives.

Betheny
08-31-2003, 02:53 AM
How's them ass spiders Tayre?

Apollyon
08-31-2003, 02:55 AM
Having personally engaged in a threesome with 2 very good looking women... I can say it was very fun. [Removed]
THATS WHY MEN WANT 2!


[Such graphic descriptions of this sort of topic are unappropriate.]

[Edited on 8-31-2003 by Caels]

SpunGirl
08-31-2003, 02:59 AM
Thanks for that really graphic description, Apollyon. btw, I didn't see you at Thrilla, which one were you?

-K

Apollyon
08-31-2003, 03:00 AM
Wouldn't you like to know.

SpunGirl
08-31-2003, 03:02 AM
Heh, that was Sean. Unless Apollyon IS Sean. Ooooh.

-K

Apollyon
08-31-2003, 03:03 AM
No I am not Sean.

SpunGirl
08-31-2003, 03:04 AM
Besides, there was quite a bit of sucking face. Need to narrow it down more.

-K

Betheny
08-31-2003, 03:04 AM
Oh, my apologies. Someone said you were sean. I shall go delete my nasty posts now. Sorry!

Apollyon
08-31-2003, 03:11 AM
I won't lie though, I do talk to Sean. Obviously he still reads these boards because he IMs me from time to time commenting on the topics.

Caels
08-31-2003, 04:21 AM
You talk like Sean too however.

Red Devil
08-31-2003, 03:12 PM
Originally posted by SpunGirl
I'd do Angelina Jolie, she's hot.

-K

She wouldn't do you

Red Devil
08-31-2003, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Caels
You talk like Sean too however.

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