OMFG!!

[Drew2]

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
That's freaking Britney Spears and Madonna!!!!

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Tayre]

[Artha]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20030829/capt.1062123387.mtv_awards_nyr144.jpg

However, neither's using the tongue. Can someone say 'Free, cheap publicity?'

MTV: Striving to stay on the edge to the max, X-TREME.

[Weedmage Princess]

It kinda looks like it in the first pic *shudder*

[Drew2]

:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o

[Gizmo]

No wonder Justin broke up with her! She's bisexual!

Stupid Stupid Stupid man

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Gizmo
No wonder Justin broke up with her! She's bisexual!

Stupid Stupid Stupid man

omfg i want her 2 do me. that is like the sexiest thing i've ever seen.

[Artha]

Dude, you can see the light from between their mouths. They're just touching lips.

[Drew2]

....maybe you didn't see that BRITNEY SPEARS IS KISSING ANOTHER WOMAN.

[imported_Kranar]

The first picture looks so editted. Madonna's mouth looks damn fake, like she's a duck in that picture.

The second picture looks more like what really happened, just probably a quick smooch.

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Kranar]

[Bobmuhthol]

<<The first picture looks editted.>>

I opened only the mouths in Paint. It can't not be editted. I looked at it in 1x, 2x, 6x, and 8x. It's inhuman.

Madonna's a nasty skank.

Britany Spears is cute, but too many people say she's a ho.

Me? I wanna see a picture of myself. Sucking face with Michelle Branch or Kiki Ting. One that isn't edited. And then, I wanna go, "Hell yeah, that happened!" And be stoked and show everybody.

[peam]

I'd hit it.


All of it. Any male, barring homosexuals, on these boards who says they wouldn't is a fucking liar.

[Bobmuhthol]

I wouldn't.

[Artha]

I might hit Brittany. If I hit Madonna, I think it'd hit back.

[Ben]

Madonna would be the best sex you ever had in your life.

[peam]

No joke, Ben.

She's one fine 43? year old.

[Artha]

Madonna would be the best sex you ever had in your life.

Are you kidding? It'd be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Except that hallway's actually a sewer, and you have to eat the hotdog afterwords.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<She's one fine 43? year old.>>

45.

[Meos]

damn that shit is hot

[Taernath]

It was just a publicity stunt.

[Meos]

definitly, but I'll be thinking about it whe I go to sleep. Marketing is the devil

[Weedmage Princess]

You know, maybe one of you guys can answer this for me....cause no other man has ever been able to so far...

What is it about two women that drives you all so crazy?

I mean, I'm a heterosexual female with (I think) a very, very, VERY healthy love and appreciation for men and the male body. I think it's a thing of beauty, a work of art, etc. etc. That being said, seeing two hot guys kiss would do absolutely NOTHING for me. I have no desire to see that. Nor have or would I ever fantasize about being with two men..again, no matter how utterly attractive they may be. I think it would be frightening actually.

So what's the deal?

[Bobmuhthol]

Because it's two women. Kissing. Together. Not one. Two. Not ONE BUT TWO.

[Meos]

I believe it goes back to the human need to reproduce, and the proverb killing two birds with one stone.

[Ben]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Nor have or would I ever fantasize about being with two men..again




......

[Betheny]

It's all about quantity for guys, not quality.

[Meos]

lol

[StrayRogue]

I like both. I tell ya, I've had better wanks than I've had...

[Betheny]

Any of you that got stiff from that picture of Madonna and Britney Spears need to feel very very ashamed.

DREW. *COUGH*

That is all.

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Maimara]

[Weedmage Princess]

Ben, shut up...the again was the beginning of a new sentence *mutter*

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Maimara
Any of you that got stiff from that picture of Madonna and Britney Spears need to feel very very ashamed.

DREW. *COUGH*

That is all.

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Maimara]
....if they were naked, maybe. But no.

[Betheny]

Whatever, dude, I login after just waking up and you attack me with this:

Empath Tayre: omfg did u know that britney spears kissed madonna?
MaimBeth: and?
Empath Tayre: That's fucking hot
MaimBeth: madonna is old and snaggletoothed
Empath Tayre: lol

YOU HAD STIFFY. DON'T LIE.

[Meos]

that sort of thing just brings on a semi

[Betheny]

The wife on Everybody Loves Raymond is way hotter than Madonna. WAY hotter.

[StrayRogue]

I'd do Madonna.

[Bestatte]

Hell I'm 100% hetero and *I'd* do Madonna.

Her and Michelle Pfeiffer and years ago, back when she was still in good shape, Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac. Not now though, she's lost all her charm.

Other than those three, I'd rather sick with attraction to men.

As for why, to answer Weedmage..

Women have natural curves. They look more like nature, like dunes in the desert, or ocean waves, or willow trees with bending branches. Men, when they're in good shape, look more like..cliff faces. Magnificent sure..but just not something you wanna lose yourself in.

Women are the personification of nature's beauty. It's why most women I've met aren't grossed out at the idea of two women together, even if they're not interested in it for themselves.

Same as me - the idea doesn't gross me out at all, and as I mentioned in the first paragraph, it isn't beyond the realms of possibility for me to consider as "doable." Men though - seeing two together? Blech.

[Weedmage Princess]

Eh...maybe...whatever floats your boat I guess....but I still think it's kinda creepy...whether it's two men or two women *shudder* Does that mean I'm a homophobe or something?!

[Artha]

Hell I'm 100% hetero and *I'd* do Madonna.

Then you're not 100% hetero :)

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Eh...maybe...whatever floats your boat I guess....but I still think it's kinda creepy...whether it's two men or two women *shudder* Does that mean I'm a homophobe or something?!
It means you don't use Chlorox.

[Weedmage Princess]

LOL Tayre

[Ilvane]

And in the beginning, the words Madonna sang before she kissed her..

"How could it hurt you when it looks so good?"

I kept thinking..Ugh, Britney..what are you thinking! Sex sells, I guess..huh?

I also switched the station soon after. I couldn't deal with 50 Cent and Snoop Dogg.

-A

[Tsa`ah]

What is it about two women that drives you all so crazy?

I'll tell it to you, just like I tell it to my wife ....

Are you fricking crazy????!!!!! That's two women ... TWO FRICKING WOMEN!!! Count them. The ONLY fricking thing better than two frickin women together is THREE FRICKING WOMEN TOGETHER!!!! I may not be the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but the last time I counted women in the bedroom I had to stop at one. I think you know the rules by now, NO LESS THAN THREE OTHER FRICKING WOMEN IN THE BEDROOM. I’m going to have to divorce you now.

Of course the beat down ensues shortly there after.

Edited because my wife not only beat me, but she pointed out my very bad grammar.

[Edited on 8-30-2003 by Tsa`ah]

[Weedmage Princess]

Tsk, tsk, tsk, Tsa'ah....don't you know you're supposed to tell your wife "No honey all I need and want is you and you alone."

The fact that you still have your hands and can type here speaks volumes for your wife's patience. The woman is a saint. You should be under a floorboard somewhere. In a plastic shopping bag. ;)

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Tsa'ah....don't you know you're supposed to tell your wife "No honey all I need and want is you and you alone."


Heh, I wouldn't want my husband to lie to me like that.

The first thing I find when I logged into my IMs in the morning was my fiance IMing me with the picture posted here. I just glanced at it and said to him, "Hey! Yummy!" Then again I was told by my boss that my computer desktop can't have Shakira on it. <grumbles>

[Betheny]

Did 50 cent and Snoop Dogg kiss?

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Tsa'ah....don't you know you're supposed to tell your wife "No honey all I need and want is you and you alone."

The fact that you still have your hands and can type here speaks volumes for your wife's patience. The woman is a saint. You should be under a floorboard somewhere. In a plastic shopping bag. ;)


Oh it's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant.

After I do my corny little rant about multiple women and rules, and of course after I recover from the fury that is my wife, the wife asks me if I would seriously want that.

My answer of course is ... ARE YOU FRICKING DEAF???? What have I been ranting about since we got engaged!!!

No, I do a little flattery.

Honey, I can barely keep up with you. Another woman would just make my head explode.

[Souzy]

LOL...OMG Tsa really kills me. We know every man loves that crap. Especially since it's Brittney Spears and Madonna. I have to admit, I wish I saw that. Nothing, like seeing two pretty girls going at it ;) Didn't get me going though. I'd prefer seeing Charlise Thereon and Cameron Diaz go at it.

[Betheny]

I want to see squirrel on squirrel action.

[Skirmisher]

Yeah, the only thing better than two rats with bushy tails going at it is three rats with bushy tails going at it.

[Betheny]

What about four?

Oh, the possibilities!

[Warriorbird]

Naked mole rats.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Warriorbird
Naked mole rats.


Ooof. :wow:

I need to take a moment.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Maimara
I want to see squirrel on squirrel action.

For Christmas, we bought each daughter a hampster with their own cages and everything.

Well, being the creative guy that I was.. I joined the cages.. so they could interact and have twice as much room.

It really didn't cross my mind that one was a girl and the other was a guy... we had hampster porn going for a good solid month before I had to get them out of my house. They were shooting out pups like rabbits.

[Parkbandit]

What is it about two women that drives you all so crazy?

I was going to answer that with : "6 holes are better than just 3" but I decided against it.

So instead, I'll simply say it's something primative in most men.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Parkbandit

What is it about two women that drives you all so crazy?

I was going to answer that with : "6 holes are better than just 3" but I decided against it.

So instead, I'll simply say it's something primative in most men.

I'm sure everyone is breathing a sigh of relief that you were able to restrain yourself.:D

[Edited on 8-30-2003 by Skirmisher]

[StrayRogue]

The problem is, lesbians, true lesbians, tend not to be interested in men.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
The problem is, lesbians, true lesbians, tend not to be interested in men.

Hope springs eternal.

[Ben]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
but I still think it's kinda creepy...whether it's two men or two women *shudder* Does that mean I'm a homophobe or something?!

Frankly I'm sickend by your bigotry.

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm sickened by your super duping.

[Weedmage Princess]

I saw this website with some chihuahua going at it with a stuffed Pokemon thingy...the yellow one. Pikachu or whatever....much MUCH more hotter than mole, hamster or squirrel action.

[Weedmage Princess]

I'm sorry, Ben. I forget how sensitive you are at times.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Ben

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
but I still think it's kinda creepy...whether it's two men or two women *shudder* Does that mean I'm a homophobe or something?!

Frankly I'm sickend by your bigotry.

Coming soon to a PFLAG meeting near you.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
The problem is, lesbians, true lesbians, tend not to be interested in men.

Oh bullshit.. it's just another ploy they utilize. The hot lesbians are only lesbians because they know it drives us crazy.

[StrayRogue]

Yep, hence why all women are bitches ;)

As Ice T once said, "All women are two drinks away from a menage a trois".

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
I saw this website with some chihuahua going at it with a stuffed Pokemon thingy...the yellow one. Pikachu or whatever....much MUCH more hotter than mole, hamster or squirrel action.
Yeah I posted that movie on a thread until it got taken down because 'The host wouldn't allow it' or something. I wouldn't say it was hot, though. Funny, yes.

[SpunGirl]

I'd do Angelina Jolie, she's hot.

-K

[Drew2]

OMFG That bitch is HOT.

Tomb Raider 2 wasn't that great though. But she was hot.

[Ben]

Tayre you like girls????????????

[Back]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I'd do Angelina Jolie, she's hot.

-K

I've heard women say this about Drew. But when it comes to Angelina, they're all like, "Yea if you like silicone!"

Spun rocks.

[Betheny]

Stray is weird, he calls pants knickers, cookies biscuits, and he hates women except for his mom maybe.

You're one messed up Brit, stray. Get over the revolutionary war!

I'm kidding, btw ;)

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Ben
Tayre you like girls????????????
It was the Raid can. It changed me for life.

[Betheny]

TAYRE HAD ASS SPIDERS

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by Backlash

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I'd do Angelina Jolie, she's hot.

-K

I've heard women say this about Drew. But when it comes to Angelina, they're all like, "Yea if you like silicone!"

Spun rocks.

It's her lips. Attitude, too (which is perceived since I've never met her in person) has a lot to do with sexiness, yes?

-K

[Betheny]

She sleeps with knives.

[Betheny]

How's them ass spiders Tayre?

[Apollyon]

Having personally engaged in a threesome with 2 very good looking women... I can say it was very fun. [Removed]
THATS WHY MEN WANT 2!


[Such graphic descriptions of this sort of topic are unappropriate.]

[Edited on 8-31-2003 by Caels]

[SpunGirl]

Thanks for that really graphic description, Apollyon. btw, I didn't see you at Thrilla, which one were you?

-K

[Apollyon]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[SpunGirl]

Heh, that was Sean. Unless Apollyon IS Sean. Ooooh.

-K

[Apollyon]

No I am not Sean.

[SpunGirl]

Besides, there was quite a bit of sucking face. Need to narrow it down more.

-K

[Betheny]

Oh, my apologies. Someone said you were sean. I shall go delete my nasty posts now. Sorry!

[Apollyon]

I won't lie though, I do talk to Sean. Obviously he still reads these boards because he IMs me from time to time commenting on the topics.

[Caels]

You talk like Sean too however.

[Red Devil]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I'd do Angelina Jolie, she's hot.

-K

She wouldn't do you

[Red Devil]

Originally posted by Caels
You talk like Sean too however.

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