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Keller
05-28-2009, 06:36 PM
So, since February, I've spent about 80 hours developing a PowerPoint presentation for my boss to present tomorrow at a major tax law conference in NYC. She will present on a panel in front of about 5000 audience members.

While we have already sent the slide deck to the conference promoters to print hand-outs to distribute to the audience, I was asked to review the deck one last time for any errors before they load it from their flash drive onto the projector at the auditorium tomorrow.

So the question, which I have until the end of the night tonight to answer, is whether I will imbed a video of Rick Astley's greatest hit into one of the slides.

While it may prematurely end my tenure here, I'm pretty sure that's going to happen soon anyways. Also, I'm not sure a bunch of stiff old tax laywers will get it. I'm at a loss for what to do.
Jayvn
05-28-2009, 06:41 PM
RICK ROLL THEM BITCHES!
TheLastShamurai
05-28-2009, 06:44 PM
For the lulz is an acceptable reason to do just about anything. I say go for it.
Back
05-28-2009, 06:47 PM
[about Tyler splicing frames of pornography into family films]
Narrator: So when the snooty cat, and the courageous dog, with the celebrity voices meet for the first time in reel three, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film.
[the audience is watching the film, the pornography flashes for a split second]
Narrator: Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did...
Tyler Durden: A nice, big cock...
[several audience members look rattled, a little girl is crying]
Narrator: Even a hummingbird couldn't catch Tyler at work.
Androidpk
05-28-2009, 07:12 PM
RICK ROLL THEM BITCHES!

RICK ROLL THEM BITCHES!!
Kuyuk
05-28-2009, 07:54 PM
Dont burn bridges.


(but it would be funny)
Parkbandit
05-28-2009, 09:44 PM
I say do it.. I mean hell, you are wondering if you are going to be employed or not. It's only a job.
Back
05-28-2009, 09:47 PM
When people tell you that you will never work in this city again... don’t believe them.
Gan
05-28-2009, 10:33 PM
While it would be funny, it would also be a stupid career move.
iJin
05-28-2009, 10:38 PM
Don't be fucking retarded.
radamanthys
05-28-2009, 10:46 PM
breakjob.cmd

loop:
put report FUCK YOU BOSSMASTERS
goto loop
Skeeter
05-28-2009, 11:40 PM
just throw it in at the end. Still funny less dangerous.
Cido
05-28-2009, 11:59 PM
breakjob.cmd

loop:
report FUCK YOU BOSSMASTERS
goto loop

forgot the put.
Methais
05-29-2009, 01:54 AM
You should have made this a poll.

I vote do it with 1 frame of goatse thrown in somewhere in the middle.
Methais
05-29-2009, 02:32 AM
Oh yeah, record it on your phone or it didn't happen.
radamanthys
05-29-2009, 03:11 AM
forgot the put.

Yay! Beta testers!
Keller
05-29-2009, 09:11 AM
Don't be fucking retarded.

I went with this advice.

If I get laid off soon, I'll be super disappointed.
Methais
05-29-2009, 11:49 AM
I went with this advice.

If I get laid off soon, I'll be super disappointed.

http://frankenstylin.com/images/boooo1024_768.jpg
iJin
05-29-2009, 06:00 PM
I went with this advice.

If I get laid off soon, I'll be super disappointed.

And if you do, you find another job. Like every other human being. Better than making an ass of yourself before and if you do get laid off.