"This shirt changed my life"

[Tisket]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/zzzthreemoonshirt.jpg

link (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/05/21/AR2009052104472.html)


It's Made of 100% Cotton; Its Sales Are 99% Ironic

By Mike Musgrove
Washington Post Staff Writer
Friday, May 22, 2009

Something strange happened this week in Amazon.com's apparel section.

For a day or two, a black T-shirt featuring an image of three wolves baying at a full moon claimed the top slot at the online store's clothing bestseller list,, beating out the usual, unremarkable mix of Levi's 505 regular-fit jeans, Crocs clogs and Adidas running shoes.

And really, why wouldn't you buy the shirt, which is priced from $7.65 to $17.93, depending on your size? Just read the long and growing list of customer testimonials promising earth-shattering experiences or psychedelic vision quests upon purchase.

"I bought this shirt and instantly old girlfriends started calling me again," wrote one reviewer.

"My doctor says the cancer has gone into remission," wrote another. "Thanks for changing my life!"

As retailers, media companies and even government agencies attempt to get with the times and connect with an online audience, every once in a while they get a reminder: Anybody, or any group, armed with a Web browser can anonymously game the system and manipulate the marketplace at sites inviting user feedback -- for profit or just for fun.

Hence the sudden and unexpected popularity of an old and not quite "in" T-shirt.

The shirt's page at Amazon.com had quietly existed for years without much comment, but after a snarky link from CollegeHumor.com, the "Three Wolf Moon" shirt suddenly sprouted hundreds of five-star ratings. Reviewers have dreamed up epics about its powers, weaving fantasies involving everything from the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland to the pop group Duran Duran.

As the joke caught on and got passed around the Web, Photoshopped spoofs of the shirt started appearing online -- featuring corgi puppies, spiders or haddock instead of the now-famous wolves.

CollegeHumor.com, a comedy site started in 1999 by a couple of high school friends who grew up together in Timonium, Md., also claimed victory this week for rigging an online poll run by the state of Nebraska to select a new license-plate design. The site urged its readers to vote for what it deemed the most boring design available to Nebraska drivers. That gray-and-white plate won.

Officials in Nebraska said they monitored Web traffic to screen out visitors coming directly from the humor site, but CollegeHumor.com was still, credibly, claiming the joke a success this week. "Together we pranked the entire automobile-owning population of Nebraska," wrote a CollegeHumor.com editor, in a Wednesday posting. "Congratulations."

This type of online rabble-rousing appears to be catching on more than ever over the past year, said Tim Hwang, the organizer of ROFLCon, a convention dedicated to celebrating Internet memes. After all, another Web-based prank crossed over into the real world just last month when a 21-year-old college student, known by the online moniker "m00t," sailed to the top of Time's "most influential person" list in an online poll, beating out the likes of President Obama and Oprah Winfrey. Gathering nearly 17 million votes, the world's "most influential" person is the founder of another jokey Web culture site, 4chan.org, whose proprietor is known offline by the name Christopher Poole.

4Chan mentioned in The Washington Post. The world as we know it is over.

Some of the customer submitted photos (http://www.amazon.com/gp/customer-media/product-gallery/B000NZW3IY/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_all) of the shirt are hilarious:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/zzwolftee.jpg

[Some Rogue]

WELCOME TO YESTERDAY NOOB


















































<3

[Tisket]

It's new to me! And the Washington Post apparently.

[Numbers]

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=43043

[Gan]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/zzzthreemoonshirt.jpg



You should be less concerned about shirts, and more concerned about whats underneath. ;)

[Tisket]

hahaha fuck you all!!!1

[Tisket]

We need a gif or smiley for forum failure. lmao.

[Gan]

I think it would be a facepalm. Which we do have somewhere.

:forehead:

[Stanley Burrell]

HOLY HOT DICKS, BATGIRL:

That shirt is 3x the power of the Wolf, singular, T-shirt.

I am not worthy :worship:

[Some Rogue]

I think we can just link to Tisket's profile for forum failure...:D

[Tisket]

QUIT BUMPING THIS THREAD!

Let the source of my shame die for god's sake.

lmao.

[septus]

I get time magazine (Although I don't really read it, it was a gift) and moot was in that top 100 people. The article was written by Rick Ashley and was pretty much all about Rick and rick rolling and nothing about 4chan or moot.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1894410_1893837_1894180,00.html

Although, I wonder how many people went to 4chan and got a face full of jailbait, or worse.. (I think /b/s been down for the last month or more, so I guess they didn't get a face full of penises, decapitations, dog porn, etc)

[Androidpk]

This thread has promise.

[Ignot]

Whoa did you guys see this yet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y)? I just saw it and LOL! Any other good new stuff out there?

[Tisket]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/motivatorb9bdaf856b1f95e3a420db0367.jpg

Fucking kitten killers.

[Gan]

:lol:

[Tolwynn]

Fucking kitten killers.

Didn't you technically kill one too, then? Tsk.

[Tisket]

If it's in the top five threads listed on the new post page then it doesn't count as a bump.

Yes, I just made that rule up.

[Ashlander]

So we can keep the kittens alive as long as this stays in the top 5?

[Soulpieced]

http://thedanzatap.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/wolf-shirt.jpg

[Ignot]

Is this thread still getting bumped?

[Ashlander]

nope, no one is bumping it.

[Apotheosis]

lol.. this thread is hilarious, but didn't someone post something about the wolf t-shirt awhile back?

[Tisket]

I hate all of you with the fury of a thousand raging hell fires.

[Some Rogue]

Thanks for giving me an an oozing fleshsore...oh shit, wrong thread.

[Tea & Strumpets]

I thought the pic of the wolf shirt that Soulpie posted kicked ass. Also, bumped for justice.

[Tisket]

You're still mad I thought you were a female poster. Admit it!

[Alfster]

I don't get what's funny about this.

[AnticorRifling]

So I read this thread, then I realized that we already more than one thread already talking about the same topic. Why aren't we just using the first (or even second) thread for information as it relates to the subject at hand? Then I realized it was Tisket, and since she's not the hardest dick in the flick, I thought "Carry on brave trooper and don't worry you're still getting those coloring books for Christmas".

[Tisket]

hahaha. Fucker!

[Androidpk]

QUIT BUMPING THIS THREAD!



I see through your attempt at reverse psychology!

[radamanthys]

Oh. My. God. I am so happy I finally learned about this shirt.


Wait, no. Bump!

[Drakefang]

I just want to know who has all these shirts in their closet. Tisket, have you been hoarding wolf tees?

[Liagala]

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/motivatorb9bdaf856b1f95e3a420db0367.jpg

Fucking kitten killers.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/26/128878381178544247.jpg

[Atlanteax]

Bumpage ... as we all love Tisket!

[Ashlander]

Bumps for Tisket!

[Skeeter]

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/f0/2e/b62751c88da05ada9e861210.L.gif

[Tisket]

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

Fuckers.

[radamanthys]

http://www.umanitoba.ca/faculties/kinrec/bsal/bisons/images/stories/med/WVB-Morrissette%20bump%20close%20300.jpg

This girl is on the Manitoba Bisons. Bisons and Wolves are natural enemies. She was scared by the Wolves and it forced her to bump.

Don't blame me, blame the wolves.

[Drakefang]

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/f0/2e/b62751c88da05ada9e861210.L.gif

Is that Tim Tebow? I knew that bastard wore wolf tees!! That chick has some tremendous breasts...or a very uplifting bra.

[Mr. Dallas]

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/f0/2e/b62751c88da05ada9e861210.L.gif

hahaha - and the legend of the shirt grows greater still!

[Sean of the Thread]

where'd u think TEBOW GETS HIS POWER and hot bitches???? GOD?

[Sean of the Thread]

oooo b4 I forget! SOMEONE PLZ photocop TSIN into the shirt holding a warhammer in one hand. Not a chance I can pull that off one handed.

Celepais could :whistle:

[Ignot]

So is the wolf tee greater then God?

[Sean of the Thread]

depends... maybe it is God?

[Ignot]

depends... maybe it is God?

Makes sense.

[Tisket]

lol you guys have too much time on your hands (hand singular, in Sean's case).

[Stanley Burrell]

lol you guys have too much time on your hands (hand singular, in Sean's case).

I have hand, singular too, because I just bought this shirt and must remind myself how awesome it is.

I also looked at your bewbs.

Tisket: I heard about these wolf shirts. They're spiffy :hug:

[Apotheosis]

so I ran into someone with this EXACT shirt on at a convenience store today..

I asked him if the shirt changed his life, and he went on and on about it..

I have finally seen the awesomeness of that shirt in real life.

[Tisket]

If I ever see someone with this shirt in real life I'm going right up to them and tearing it off. Then I'll stomp on it a few times. Then I'll torch it. Right in front of the owner. Yes I will.

[Apotheosis]

If I ever see someone with this shirt in real life I'm going right up to them and tearing it off. Then I'll stomp on it a few times. Then I'll torch it. Right in front of the owner. Yes I will.

LOL.. it was actually 3 wolves howling at a moon and not the original with all the text, but, it was still a wolf shirt and the owner new exactly what I was referring to when I made the comment... I can't believe someone would wear this in public.

[Kuyuk]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/7.jpg

bump :)

[Tisket]

Bastard.

[radamanthys]

Every time this thread is bumped, an angel gets its wolf shirt.

[Allereli]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/7/7.jpg

bump :)

:rofl:

[Wesley]

Guess who else's life was changed by this shirt!

http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/2009/05/30/barackwolf.jpg

Also, once Obama has had his two terms....that's right..

Norris/Rex '16!

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/e8/55/827ac0a398a0fa7414b61210.L.jpg

[Apotheosis]

fuckin' epic bump wesley.

[Ashlander]

Awesome bump Wesley, also Hi Tisket!

[Kuyuk]

pfft, wesley is riding the wave of my bump.


K.

[Tisket]

I hate you all with the burning fury of a thousand scorching deserts.

[Ashlander]

I hate you all with the burning fury of a thousand scorching deserts.

I see your burning fury of a thousand scorching deserts and raise you one

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/zzzthreemoonshirt.jpg

That's right the wolf shirt.

[Wesley]

pfft, wesley is riding the wave of my bump.


K.

http://images.clipartof.com/small/13691-Cool-Dinosaur-Surfing-Clipart-Illustration.jpg

[Cephalopod]

http://i28.tinypic.com/2m4ocox.jpg

[Tisket]

If I had a button in front of me that could blast you with lasers from space you'd be a little tiny pile of smoking dust right now. Bastard.

[radamanthys]

http://www.thehighdefinite.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/3teenwolf.JPG

[diethx]

Man those two are awesome, lol.

[radamanthys]

http://media.threadless.com/subs/big/222011.jpg

[Tisket]

Fuck you very much, I laughed. lolcat.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.afblues.com/comics/2009-xx-56.jpg

Don't know why the dude's name is Barbie.

[Tisket]

That is so fucking funny that I almost can forgive the thread bump. Almost.

[DCSL]

I feel a strong desire to possess that T-shirt (the only shirt in the universe that apparently deserves to be a T-shirt rather than t-shirt).

[RelentlessJew]

You know... I saw this shirt once or twice before. I was not impressed.

A bunch of wolves giving the moon a blowjob... big deal.

[Cephalopod]

http://media.threadless.com/subs/big/222011.jpg

Three Keyboard Cat Moon (http://www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon)

[Tisket]

http://media.threadless.com/subs/big/222011.jpg

Three Keyboard Cat Moon (http://www.threadless.com/submission/222011/Three_Keyboard_Cat_Moon)

If you MUST bump this fucking thread at least post something original. Rada beat you to that a few posts ago.

[radamanthys]

Yea! Like this!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ShssuEE1cx0/Sh8Z-0reobI/AAAAAAAADQQ/j_PjKIQvrS0/s400/Susan+Boyle+Three+Wolf+Moon.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

or this:
http://www.netsaleprice.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/three-wolf-shirt.jpg

[Cephalopod]

God dammit...

Fine, here's a new one:
http://i31.tinypic.com/4rf2nl.jpg

[Tisket]

hahaha

edit: Nachos just won the thread. Take your toys and go home, no need now to bump it again.

[Ashlander]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e395/9874123/9b7de03ae7a01e307fe91210L.jpg

oh snap

[Tisket]

I'll hate myself in the morning but...bump:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/Hippopoticorn_1.jpg

[radamanthys]

http://blog.taylorvincelli.com/photos/wolfmoonjt.jpg

So much awesome. So, so much.

[Celephais]

God dammit...

Fine, here's a new one:
http://i31.tinypic.com/4rf2nl.jpg
You were halfway there...
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/Wolfhm.jpg

[Winter's Kiss]

You were halfway there...
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/Wolfhm.jpg

Damn you!! I can't rep this!

[Jayvn]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PhfsM9GDfis/Sic4ye9QWHI/AAAAAAAAAM8/hp_MO8Zuf-E/s400/P1180662.JPG

[The Ponzzz]

Where'd her vagina go?

[Tolwynn]

It's a trap!

[radamanthys]

It's a trap!

http://i30.tinypic.com/28mfoqo.jpg

[Proxy]

this thread wins as much as tisket failed. LOL

[Kuyuk]

the wolves ate her vagina

[Ashlander]

It fell off the front page so it needs a bump. Hi Tisket!

[Soulpieced]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f1/scs4/VY-Wolf-shirt-1.jpg

[4a6c1]

I just watched part of Step Brothers.

The unicorn shirt made me think of this thread.

http://www.magicalomaha.com/RainbowUnicorn.jpg

[Tisket]

WHY DO YOU GUYS HATE ME SO?!?

Bastards, every last one of you whoresons.

[4a6c1]

Ok. So...

Awesome shirts are like Tisket kryptonite? GOOD TO KNOW.

[Tisket]

I just wanted to use the word "whoreson". It's a terribly underused and underappreciated insult. AND IT COMPLETELY CHARACTERIZES ALL OF YOU.

[4a6c1]

My favorite nerd shirt has the periodic table of elements on it. Teehee. I get made fun of even by chemical engineers when I wear it.

[Apotheosis]

look at the seventh search result

http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=this+shirt+changed+my+life&aq=f&oq=&aqi=

this thread has made google status.

[radamanthys]

My favorite nerd shirt has the periodic table of elements on it. Teehee. I get made fun of even by chemical engineers when I wear it.

I used to have that one. Dunno where it went. My favorite was the one that had "Heavy Metal" written across the top, and then pics and weights of the 9 heaviest metals on the table.

[DCSL]

Guess what I found at Walmart for $7.50? FULL FRONTAL NERDITY AHEAD!

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/dexcsl/3wolf1.jpg

I'm naming the one on my right boob Tisket. So she can be close to my heart when I wear this shirt. Enjoy my frightening look, Tisket. It's what I look like when I think of you.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/dexcsl/3wolf3.jpg

[DCSL]

P.S. - I feel more awesome already.

[4a6c1]

Oh my god.

I had to contain my squeals of laughter behind a mouthful of soda while trying not to ruin my computer and wake the baby.

GODDAMN YOU

[Anebriated]

P.S. - I feel more awesome already.

Has it changed your life yet?

[diethx]

Guess what I found at Walmart for $7.50? FULL FRONTAL NERDITY AHEAD!

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/dexcsl/3wolf1.jpg

I'm naming the one on my right boob Tisket. So she can be close to my heart when I wear this shirt. Enjoy my frightening look, Tisket. It's what I look like when I think of you.

http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll165/dexcsl/3wolf3.jpg


LULZ

[Tisket]

The question is, Dex, has it changed your life yet?

lmao

[Tisket]

Damnit, Anebriated beat me to it. This thread is just chock full o' Tisket failure. I hate you all.

[diethx]

I'd like to see those deadbeat upstairs neighbors fuck with you now.

[Anebriated]

Just wear the shirt up to their apartment when you face that beast and theyll just be like "oh shit that shirt changed her life" and then theyll move out and youll live happily ever after.

[DCSL]

So far it has made my boyfriend and I get out of work early, healed my pit bull of her indigestion and made my big BMD mix less stupid (she didn't tear apart my books while I was gone even though I forgot to pick them up.) And I got laid.

THIS SHIRT HAS CHANGED MY LIFE.

[Tisket]

lol, a PC testimonial

[AnticorRifling]

Let me see if I can find the wolf shirt that I was given by my father in law that's never left the closet (might have cut it up for rags, can't remember) If I think about it I'll look when I get home.

[Ashlander]

Let me see if I can find the wolf shirt that I was given by my father in law that's never left the closet (might have cut it up for rags, can't remember) If I think about it I'll look when I get home.

You better be careful. You might get lynched by a pack of wolf shirt wearers if they found out.

[Celephais]

Holy shit anticor... i figured out your halloween dilemma ... dress them up as wolves, you too...

[radamanthys]

http://www.thedonutproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/threewolfmoon-collage.jpg

So THAT's the secret of their power.

[Sean of the Thread]

Holy shit anticor... i figured out your halloween dilemma ... dress them up as wolves, you too...

No he can dress up as the moon!

[septus]

I went to Sweet tomatoes last week and saw a guy wearing this shirt. I almost busted out laughing. Of course he looked kinda like a biker. Bigger guy, not fat. goatee greying hair, earring in each ear. Was eating with his wife. I thought about sneaking a picture but I didn't want to wait around for him to get up and leave.

[AnticorRifling]

I went to Sweet tomatoes last week and saw a guy wearing this shirt. I almost busted out laughing. Of course he looked kinda like a biker. Bigger guy, not fat. goatee greying hair, earring in each ear. Was eating with his wife. I thought about sneaking a picture but I didn't want to wait around for him to get up and leave.
You walk up and tell him that you think the shirt is freakin sweet and ask to take the picture.

[septus]

You walk up and tell him that you think the shirt is freakin sweet and ask to take the picture.

haha yeah, I feel weird doing that while the guys eating his dinner.

[diethx]

haha yeah, I feel weird doing that while the guys eating his dinner.

No need, he probably gets it all the time. It's the power of the shirt, man.

[RSR]

bump.
http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4809/3wolfsj.jpg

-Richard.

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/128958745469148593.jpg

[radamanthys]

http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/assets_c/2009/08/sheepwolvesFINAL-1-thumb-480x620.jpg (http://blogs.laweekly.com/style_council/weird/three-wolf-moon-shirt-the-book/)

Three Wolf Moon, the book. Click the pic, it's a link.


By the way, through the awesome power of the wolf, this thread will never die.

[Tisket]

Asshole.

[radamanthys]

Asshole.

:love:

[Tisket]

If you insist on humiliating me I'm going to have to insist that you buy me the book in that link. Or at least the t-shirt. It's the least you can do.

[iJin]

Tisket wearing nothing but that wolf shirt= Awesome.

[Back]

When I put this shirt on my cock grew an entire inch. But thats not all. As soon as I walked out the door my stationwagon turned into a Ferrari! You bet I threw that shit into fifth just to back out of the trailer park and then suddenly the trailer park became a castle!

I went riding all day being chased by secret agent bitches in Astin Martins and shit and laughed all the way to Monte Carlo, where my man servant had my tux pressed and parked the car.

After some caviar and champagne I set out for raping and pillaging knowing that my wolf shirt could protect me from anything.

[Cephalopod]

When I put this shirt on my cock grew an entire inch..

Innie to an outtie? That's a powerful shirt.

[Kuyuk]

nah, his clit grew to be like chyna's

[Celephais]

I think he's just saying he got a hard-on.

[RSR]

Holy Bump Batman!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/3BatmanSignal.jpg?t=1252472927

-Richard.

[ElvenFury]

L2link. :-P


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/burlymugg/3BatmanSignal.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

That batman shirt is awesome.

[Sweets]

"I didn't need a molded rubber suit to improve my physique. Pure West."

I want that shirt. Now.

[Celephais]

Nobody messes with Adam We.

[Sweets]

<3 Family Guy.

[radamanthys]

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/8/5/18/new-the-three-moon-wolf-shirt-duran-duran-would-16165-1249511674-14.jpg

Appropriate. Three moon wolf.

[Back]

I think you all underestimate the power of the wolf shirt. In fact, I think that is your downfall.

The wolf shirt will bring peace and pussy if you believe in it. And thats a good thing for everyone.

If you do not believe in that... hey.

[radamanthys]

I think you all underestimate the power of the wolf shirt. In fact, I think that is your downfall.

The wolf shirt will bring peace and pussy if you believe in it. And thats a good thing for everyone.

If you do not believe in that... hey.

You can't have peace AND pussy. Trojan war, and all that.

[RSR]

ROFL...Dwight rocked the 3 wolf shirt on The Office tonight!

-Richard.

[Tisket]

My husband and I were watching and Dwight comes on the screen and my husband turns to me and says "honey! It's your shirt."

Fucker.

[RSR]

And it worked! Dwight hooked up with a hottie after wearing the shirt! It changed his life!!!

-Richard.

ps. that scene was probably all the more funnier because of you Tisket. :ultimate:

[Drew]

Oh man I paused the Tivo and made everyone read the page on the three wolf shirt after I saw Dwight!

[TheEschaton]

Dude, I started literally laughing out loud like a moron with some friends around, who had no idea why it was so funny.

[Celephais]

Yeah that was pretty fantastic. I immediately thought "oh man, this thread is getting bumped right now".

[LMingrone]

Damn, thought I was going to come in here and let everyone know about Dwight's AWESOME shirt. Too late. He should have been wearing the Caturday version though.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

http://img.moronail.net/img/1/6/1416.jpg

http://www.byteland.org/wolftees/hotforwolftees.jpg

[radamanthys]

http://imgur.com/2iid4.png

For posterity.

[Jayvn]

I had a guy come in my store today wearing this shirt... it was him his wife and a kid... he didn't put off the feeling of 'in the know' about memes and stuff... I was like, so did you have to order that online or what? he's like what? I'm like the shirt.... his wife goes.. I think we got that at the swap meet..and he's like oh wait maybe it was a truck stop.. he said it said it was the 'original 3 wolf moon' shirt...so I'm like.. oh so you know the history behind it right? He's like ..... huh? I'm like oh.... awkward pause...nevermind. he goes I just like wolves.
this made my day

[Kuyuk]

haha

[Soulpieced]

I had a guy come in my store today wearing this shirt... it was him his wife and a kid... he didn't put off the feeling of 'in the know' about memes and stuff... I was like, so did you have to order that online or what? he's like what? I'm like the shirt.... his wife goes.. I think we got that at the swap meet..and he's like oh wait maybe it was a truck stop.. he said it said it was the 'original 3 wolf moon' shirt...so I'm like.. oh so you know the history behind it right? He's like ..... huh? I'm like oh.... awkward pause...nevermind. he goes I just like wolves.
this made my day

http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/powers_of_persuasion/united_we_win/images_html/images/united_we_win.jpg

[LMingrone]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3681/caturdaytshirt.gif
I'm getting this one.

All I gotta do is get some half-kanye glasses and I can be cool like this kid:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8998/183848.png

[DCSL]

I had a similar internet-nerd-meets-real-world-dweller experience. It was a lot like expecting to go through an open door and suddenly becoming intimate with a pane of all too real glass instead.

It was my turn to pay at a bookstore and I went up to the register, where this multi-pierced hipster rings up my book. I have my headphones on like the anti-social misanthrope I am but I'm forced reluctantly to remove one side to hear what Mr. Girl Jeans is saying as he's gesturing at my chest.

"So you like wolves, huh?" I thought he was trying to be funny.

"Uh." I stammer because I'm not good at talking to living breathing people. "No. I mean, not particularly. Just, you know, 'this shirt changed my life!'"

"Oh. How?" He was completely straight-faced. I assumed he was deadpanning. But after a few seconds of me just standing there with my eyebrows raised and him making that little wiggly "Well?!" motion with his head, I figured out that he wasn't in the know.

I blurted out, "It put my breast cancer in remission and made my cock grow three inches. Around." And walked away as fast as I could, bright red I'm sure.

Foiled by the real world once more.

[AnticorRifling]

I fucking love you.

[4a6c1]

DCSL wins at everything.

[Apotheosis]

I had a similar internet-nerd-meets-real-world-dweller experience. It was a lot like expecting to go through an open door and suddenly becoming intimate with a pane of all too real glass instead.

It was my turn to pay at a bookstore and I went up to the register, where this multi-pierced hipster rings up my book. I have my headphones on like the anti-social misanthrope I am but I'm forced reluctantly to remove one side to hear what Mr. Girl Jeans is saying as he's gesturing at my chest.

"So you like wolves, huh?" I thought he was trying to be funny.

"Uh." I stammer because I'm not good at talking to living breathing people. "No. I mean, not particularly. Just, you know, 'this shirt changed my life!'"

"Oh. How?" He was completely straight-faced. I assumed he was deadpanning. But after a few seconds of me just standing there with my eyebrows raised and him making that little wiggly "Well?!" motion with his head, I figured out that he wasn't in the know.

I blurted out, "It put my breast cancer in remission and made my cock grow three inches. Around." And walked away as fast as I could, bright red I'm sure.

Foiled by the real world once more.


You're supposed to treat them like the losers they are for not being in the know.

That's how to pull of being a geek.

; )

[Paradii]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3681/caturdaytshirt.gif
I'm getting this one.

All I gotta do is get some half-kanye glasses and I can be cool like this kid:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/8998/183848.png


My brother wears that all the time. He bought it 5 minutes after he saw Wil Wheaton wearing it in Seattle. He is that big of a loser.

[Hips]

http://www.urlesque.com/2009/11/06/three-woolf-moon/


http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/11/threewoolfmoonsmall-1.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Virginia Woolf...le sigh

[TheEschaton]

I had a similar internet-nerd-meets-real-world-dweller experience. It was a lot like expecting to go through an open door and suddenly becoming intimate with a pane of all too real glass instead.

It was my turn to pay at a bookstore and I went up to the register, where this multi-pierced hipster rings up my book. I have my headphones on like the anti-social misanthrope I am but I'm forced reluctantly to remove one side to hear what Mr. Girl Jeans is saying as he's gesturing at my chest.

"So you like wolves, huh?" I thought he was trying to be funny.

"Uh." I stammer because I'm not good at talking to living breathing people. "No. I mean, not particularly. Just, you know, 'this shirt changed my life!'"

"Oh. How?" He was completely straight-faced. I assumed he was deadpanning. But after a few seconds of me just standing there with my eyebrows raised and him making that little wiggly "Well?!" motion with his head, I figured out that he wasn't in the know.

I blurted out, "It put my breast cancer in remission and made my cock grow three inches. Around." And walked away as fast as I could, bright red I'm sure.

Foiled by the real world once more.

I'm pretty sure all the men on the PC love you now.

[Cephalopod]

I'm pretty sure all the men on the PC love you now.

Seconded.

[Celephais]

Now? Dex has been giving out nerd boners since before I got here.

[DCSL]

Okay, so, I was wearing the shirt today as I talked to the cops... while they were arresting my upstairs neighbors. FUCK YES. щ(ﾟДﾟщ)

[ElvenFury]

Okay, so, I was wearing the shirt today as I talked to the cops... while they were arresting my upstairs neighbors. FUCK YES. щ(ﾟДﾟщ)

Sweet. So they didn't notice you planting the evidence because they were too busy staring at the awesomeness of your shirt?

[DCSL]

They didn't notice my banned breed pit bull sitting in the back of my car ten feet away. Good thing she's calm.

[TheEschaton]

No, man, I'm fucking serious, I think I love you.

[DCSL]

No, man, I'm fucking serious, I think I love you.

That's cool. I'm hot for lawyers.

[TheEschaton]

Even Chelsea-dwelling, ACLU-loving, dirty hippie lawyers? Hmmm.

[ElvenFury]

That's cool. I'm hot for lawyers.

http://static.pyzam.com/img/funnypics/4/pyzamGoldDigger.jpg

[Androidpk]

Dex is the coolest girl around since Daria.

[Skeeter]

When they were getting hauled out you should've said.... Play those motherfuckers out Keyboard Cat!

Then crushed play. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ

[Paradii]

It's ok. Walker told me I have aids.

[AestheticLife]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/1866/rafaelnadalwolf.jpg

[Celephais]

So I was at this brew store thingie and traded some of my glacial ESB to someone for some of their ale, and the bottle they had had pedobear and a tag line of "Cause some things are just better fresh". I told him I liked his label, and his shirt... he was wearing the three wolf moon shirt. His response was "Thank, I'm from the internet."

[DCSL]

I hope you bought him another drink.

[EasternBrand]

So I was at this brew store thingie and traded some of my glacial ESB to someone for some of their ale, and the bottle they had had pedobear and a tag line of "Cause some things are just better fresh". I told him I liked his label, and his shirt... he was wearing the three wolf moon shirt. His response was "Thank, I'm from the internet."

That's fantastic! Where was this? I'm guessing Publick House Provisions, but if there's some other brew store thingie in or around Boston metro where this kind of stuff can happen, I want to know.

[Celephais]

I hope you bought him another drink.
Gave him another, indeed. It wasn't in a bar.

That's fantastic! Where was this? I'm guessing Publick House Provisions, but if there's some other brew store thingie in or around Boston metro where this kind of stuff can happen, I want to know.
It was in New Hampshire, you do the actual brewing/bottling there, we were both bottling, which includes sampling, and handing out samples.

Also obvious typo in my other post, 'thanks', not 'thank'.

[TheEschaton]

There needs to be a witty response when someone says something like "I'm from the internet."

[Celephais]

There needs to be a witty response when someone says something like "I'm from the internet."
Why don't you just have a seat over there.

[Androidpk]

Where in New Hampshire?

[Celephais]

http://incredibrew.com/

[TheEschaton]

Or maybe, "Is it really a series of tubes??"

[Androidpk]

Hrm, never heard of that place. Looks cool though and it's pretty close to where I live.

[BigWorm]

Hrm, never heard of that place. Looks cool though and it's pretty close to where I live.

I hope you mean the intarweb.

[Androidpk]

I hope you mean the intarweb.


Of course. Bang a left on pipe 7 and you'll spot my hub.

[Drew]

There needs to be a witty response when someone says something like "I'm from the internet."

You ask them if they know "Donna", who is also on the internet.

[Paradii]

It's ok. Walker told me I have aids.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif "This shirt... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1033717#post1033717) 12-05-2009 10:16 PM no u

Whoever neg rep'd me for that will be killed by the keyboard cat.

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/fwff2.jpg

...decided to bump this instead of this (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=48846), mostly just to piss off Tisket.

[Allereli]

I bought one at Wal-Mart for $7 and gave it to my step-brother for Christmas. He's actually knew what it was and thought it was awesome. Hopefully I'll get some pics eventually.

[Sean of the Thread]

Bwhahaha. Jen brought the kids down for a surprise visit for me and she brought a year's worth of pictures on her camera.

I found this one from Christmas with her hillbilly father passed out on the couch Christmas morning. Upon closer review... he has no idea how much his life is going to change.

The people that have no clue about wearing this shirt are the best. His dumb wife probably bought it for him and they just don't know. (yes I talk about my in laws like that.)

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/IMG_0231.jpg


I'll post pics later but I will say their cabin turned out real nice anyways.

[Celephais]

Jen brought the kids down for a surprise visit for me
WOW! Seriously how stupid is she? I can only imagine the luck that you were in a state that didn't cause her to immediately turn around. By surprise you mean like she called, said "hey, surprise, we're packing the car", not "hey, surprise, we're at the door".

[Sean of the Thread]

No it was more like "SURPRISE! WE'RE IN FLORIDA answer the phone the kids really want to see you"

I sort of had it in the back of my mind anyways. About a month ago my mother in NY told me she had a big surprise for me in the first week of Jan and I made her spill the beans (or so I thought) and she said she was coming down to visit.

My ass.

Anyways the first day was bad but subsequent days have been great. She still throws a jab in every now and again but if I ignore it nothing becomes of it. Having a blast with my girls. Best week of my life so far in the past year.

And I'm going to ask for a wolf shirt today for my present. If her pops has one I gotta have one.

[Sean of the Thread]

WOW! Seriously how stupid is she? I can only imagine the luck that you were in a state that didn't cause her to immediately turn around.


And man lol don't buy into the hype. I've been very sober for a long time now. I'm more than capable of having a couple beers when out.

I quit drinking to get drunk a long time ago.

Hell we've gone out to dinner every night since being here and she's been the one ordering the beers for us. Having two beers with dinner or splitting a pitcher isn't getting smashed. It's just chilling out talking.

I think I miss the bitch :(


****(I DO NOT touch liquor anymore however... evil stuff for me this year but I believe it affects you differently based on your frame of mind.)

[Sean of the Thread]

And can you really get this shirt at Wally world still?

[Cephalopod]

And man lol don't buy into the hype. I've been very sober for a long time now. I'm more than capable of having a couple beers when out.


Isn't the issue with being an alcoholic that you always think you're capable of having a couple of beers, even when you aren't?

[Sean of the Thread]

Isn't the issue with being an alcoholic that you always think you're capable of having a couple of beers, even when you aren't?


Not really. It's not that cut and dry.

After a year in AA abstinence... at least in my case was not the path. I was a binge drinker which in my opinion was one of the easier things to overcome after seeing so many others in 10x worse shape than I ever was.

Once you get over the physical need to have alcohol in your system it's all down hill. It's very easy to say "no" if you have any willpower whatsoever when you don't have a physical dependence.

I detoxed and got over the cycle of physical dependence (withdrawals) and now can enjoy a glass of wine or a couple of beers when out for dinner without wanting to drink the place dry.

Hard to explain to people who haven't been there I dunno.

[Allereli]

And can you really get this shirt at Wally world still?

Unless they've sold out, they should still have it, I got it a couple of weeks before Christmas. I hadn't shopped at WalMart in about 10 years, and was greatly rewarded for going in.

[Tisket]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/IMG_0231.jpg

It almost looks like that little dog wishes he was the third wolf head. Poor little wannabe wolf.

[Celephais]

You fucking remember that the next time you are tempted to bump a certain thread!
What thread were you talking about?

[Drew]

What thread were you talking about?



lol x 100



(I'll give you a hint, she never posted it in it)

[Tisket]

Bastards.

[Elgrim]

<3

[Killer Kitten]

I have a question for all of you wolf shirt experts.

A few weeks ago, I got one of the lucky wolf shirts for myself and one for my business partner. I figured the shelter could use every bit of magic good fortune out there.

I wear my wolf shirt at work almost every day. Toss it into the washer before I go home, dry it in the morning and put it on. So far I have not managed to become younger, lose weight, gain brain cells, fuck Brad Pitt, become independent of wearing a bra, win the lottery or enslave any minions. In fact, I'm still my aged, dumpy, mostly-broke self, and Brad hasn't called yet.

I'm wondering if I ruined the the shirt magic because I physically altered the shirt. Being in my 50's, I'm at the age where I'm still hot, but it only comes in flashes. I tend to chop the collar and sleeves off of all my t-shirts because otherwise my internal thermostat melts down when wearing them. So... yes. I chopped up the wolf shirt. Does this mean I let the mojo escape? Or do I just have to be patient and give it time to work?

[TheEschaton]

Would you chop the legs off a wolf? Would that wolf be lame and gimped, or hardcore and badass? Only time will tell.

[Kuyuk]

Is your shirt defective, or are you just impatient??

http://trashyceleb.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-in-touch-weekly-cover7.jpg

Relax, great things take time.

[Killer Kitten]

Hope is reborn!!!!!!

So mutilating the wolf shirt is ok as long as I don't mutilate the wolves themselves?

Thank the wolf gods!!!!

P.S. Brad, send money now!!!

[AestheticLife]

Hope is reborn!!!!!!

So mutilating the wolf shirt is ok as long as I don't mutilate the wolves themselves?

Thank the wolf gods!!!!

P.S. Brad, send money now!!!

FYI: The two are unrelated, and you will burn in wolf-murdering hell for your deed.

If anything, you're going to be one of the many cases of the "wolf curse", now. You'll be following in the footsteps of Chevy Chase, Alanis Morissette, Tara Reid, and Robbie Williams.

[Killer Kitten]

Wolf murdering Hell... I guess it beats Wisconsin.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/larp-live-avatar-role-playing

[nickadams]

You have need to think about Your luck and work.

[Tisket]

Well fuck me...the fucking bot needs a screwdriver jammed in an eye.

[Cephalopod]

Because I know Tisket loves it when this thread gets bumped...
http://i.imgur.com/gUqYS.jpg

[Tisket]

Bastard.

edit: not only did you bump it...you made it WIDER. Bastard x2.

[LMingrone]

I would wear a Golden Girls Moon shirt! Someone shop me one.

[Cephalopod]

not only did you bump it...you made it WIDER.

That's how I roll.

[Itachi]

Guys someone just threw a shoe at president bush!

[Jayvn]

It's true..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFH7C3vkK4

[Jayvn]

followed by... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D5oKEVqQJg coming at the speed of meme

[Tisket]

Guys someone just threw a shoe at president bush!

Although this was started not long after the shoe incident, I do see what you did there. lol.

[Tisket]

It's true..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RFH7C3vkK4

Quit riding someone else's coattails. If you are going to call someone unoriginal at least come up with your own jokes.

:P

[Jayvn]

Bah at riding coattails, I was merely adding evidence to support a fact! <3 tisket and her wolves... I even saw a truck 2 days ago with 2 wolves and a moon 'painted?' on the back window... i was wondering where the other wolf was

[Tisket]

lol

[Cephalopod]

Three Ewok 'That's No Moon' Shirt:
http://i.imgur.com/Oy8gI.jpg

[Cephalopod]

http://i.imgur.com/vy3MP.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Oh good I've been looking for this thread.

http://christopherfountain.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/facial-tattoo.jpg

Her shirt looks like it changed her life. Could quite possibly be the 3 tiger moons.

I thought that was a dude with gyno.

[Latrinsorm]

Three Ewok 'That's No Moon' Shirt:THAT LINE REFERS TO THE FIRST DEATH STAR AND THAT IS CLEARLY A PICTURE OF THE SECOND DEATH STAR EPIC MOUNTS FOR CASUAL MONKS 2004 TYVM

[Asha]

fucking bot knows

[Celephais]

Nice shirt.............:yes:

Aaaaah, love the bot bump.

[ElvenFury]

This shirt is so awesome that they're making a movie (http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lions_gate/alphaandomega/) based on it.

[Kuyuk]

Is Tisket doing the voice?

[TheEschaton]

I can only imagine the opening day crowds:

http://thedailycultist.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/scientology-mob.jpg

[Hips]

Three Worgen Moon shirt
http://www.jinx.com/Content/Product/1768p_0c_ZoomB.jpg

[Mike]

T-Shirt Time.

[Cephalopod]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/2009_called.png (http://xkcd.com/875/)

[Ashliana]

http://store.valvesoftware.com/product_images/main_images/CP201main2.png

http://store.valvesoftware.com/product.php?i=CP201

Oh, Valve.

[Liagala]

Stolen from Richard's post in the smile thread. The shirt really belongs here.

http://slingshottshirts.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/225x225/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/1/3/13brianmoon400.JPG_10.jpg

[Tisket]

:sad:

[Tisket]

Also, somewhat on topic:

:moon:

[Lord Orbstar]

Those would look hot clinging to my 47 year old body.

[RSR]

4049
4050

thanks for linking it Lia!

[Drew]

http://i.imgur.com/t7WaL.jpg

[Allereli]

today on fab.com http://fab.com/sale/12810/7k3km6/?fref=sale-invite-tw

What a variety!

4228

[Bobmuhthol]

My girlfriend has
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41HlebUANPL._SX385_.jpg

[Apotheosis]

I remember this thread.

[WRoss]

http://www.rowsdowr.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/3g4iK.jpg

[Soulpieced]

One time I looked at the moon.

Stopped dreaming.

[Apotheosis]

You are out of control.

I just need a hug.

[4a6c1]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-x_hDAzBLND4/UGkZtPhF95I/AAAAAAAAAeU/EwzjGe-pq30/s1600/awkward-hug11.jpg

[DCSL]

For you, Chrissy. Three Wolf Moon Moon!

http://www.lookhuman.com/render/product/3605/3605664605564000/2001blk-w800h800z1-14885-three-wolf-moon-moon.jpg

[Tisket]

hahahaha omg, I totally want that shirt.

[FlayedAngel]

This thread is retro-win.

[diethx]

Holy shit I need that shirt.