You hate me, I find the way you get all angry on the internet adorable thread

[Celephais]

We need a "I hate you, you hate me, let's argue here" thread.

And yes, I would take some of my discussions there as well.
Here.

[Jorddyn]

Here.

I hate you.

[Celephais]

I hate you.
Awww, that's cute.

[diethx]

I hate you.

I love you.

[Jorddyn]

I love you.

:love:


Awww, that's cute.

Sexy points go down for using the word "cute".

[Stanley Burrell]

I hate when I have to peepee, and I really want to fap, and then I'm like: Will this interfere with my nutting capacity? (Because I'm too lazy to go peepee, or I don't think it's going to matter.)

So then I fap, and my discharge is a little bit yellow and I totally lose my load. And I have like three streams of "you-should-have-peepeed-first" peepee coming out of my medium-sized weeny and getting all over the porcelain when I go for a post-fap peepee. And then it's like:

No.

Oh and non-Jews. Stupid Goyim shiksahs. Your people would have been wiped out entirely in the Holocaust.

[Jorddyn]

Holy Jesus TMI.

[diethx]

My arm hurts. I had to get my 2nd Hep B vaccination today and that shot hurts like a sonofabitch. And now i'm all sore and tired. And my BP was high today, but I was kinda stressed out over money so I figure that's it.

Also I had a fucking nutbag try to kill me on the highway on the way home from the doctor. He cut me off as I was on the on-ramp so I honked, so then he slammed on breaks. Then as I merged over into the left lane, he cut off the guy in front of me so bad the guy's tires squealed. Then as that guy went around this douche, he saw I was behind him and slammed on breaks again. So I got over into the right lane and sped up to get away from him, and he sped up. Then I got into the middle lane and he cut me off again, seriously less than a foot from my front bumper. I was so tempted to pit this psycho, I swear.

[Stanley Burrell]

Holy Jesus TMI.

Sorry, I just thought it was kinda like Sean's thread-of-hate combined with Methais' flame-on-the-above-poster.

Jesus is holy: He makes me only the most delicious sammiches from his Puerto Rican bodega.

[Celephais]

Sexy points go down for using the word "cute".
Ballsack!

[Stanley Burrell]

Ballsack!

http://kcmc.umf.maine.edu/at/Images/Balzac.jpg

[Bhuryn]

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/11/love-hate-tattoo.jpg

[Methais]

I love you.

http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/wrong03.jpg

[diethx]

http://www.slapyo.com/wp-content/wrong03.jpg

I love you.

[Bhuryn]

I love you.

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-why-cant-the-cats-get-a-room.jpg

[Jorddyn]

I love you.


Welcome to Costco.

[diethx]

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-dog-pictures-why-cant-the-cats-get-a-room.jpg

Man that's cute.

I love you.

[LMingrone]

I hate you all.
http://msp135.photobucket.com/albums/q144/lonely_vampire07/i_hate_you-1.jpg

I hate myself more though, so don't take it too hard. I also hate my ribs. Second time in three months that I've broke em'. Haven't slept in three damn days. I'm off to get X-rays, PEACE. (I hate you).

[diethx]

I hate you all.
http://msp135.photobucket.com/albums/q144/lonely_vampire07/i_hate_you-1.jpg

I hate myself more though, so don't take it too hard. I also hate my ribs. Second time in three months that I've broke em'. Haven't slept in three damn days. I'm off to get X-rays, PEACE. (I hate you).

We love you! Have fun! Feel better!

[thefarmer]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/1/31%20More%20Jungle%20Love.jpg

[Kyra231]

Holy Jesus TMI.

:yeahthat: I feel like I need to go cleanse my eyeballs with bleach after reading that. Ick.

[Proxy]

I was so tempted to pit this psycho, I swear.

After writing down the plates for anyone around me I would of.

[Tisket]

Fuckers. That's right...all of you. Fucking fuckers. Every motherfucking one of you.

[Proxy]

I <3 you Tisket

[Tisket]

Fuck you.

[Proxy]

yes?

[Celephais]

Welcome to Costco.
So now whenever Diethx says "I love you" in this thread, we're all going to end up picturing her like so:
http://thedarkknightsucks.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/costco.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

I hate you all actually and I will stick my dick in your ass whether you like it or not.

God don't let either one of the drew crew into this thread... please.

[Celephais]

I was trying to find a picture of porcupine's doing it... but I couldn't, anyway
http://therealsouthkorea.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/porcupine-on-tongue.jpg

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-bunny-porcupine-flavor.jpg

http://www.whitneygaskell.com/mt-static/images/porcupine%20babies.jpg

nevermind, that was easy...
http://host.libadu.com/porcuporn.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

That little one is cute as hell.

[Tisket]

The baby ones look like little aliens that will go all giant evil brain suckers just as soon as you lower your guard even a little.

[diethx]

So now whenever Diethx says "I love you" in this thread, we're all going to end up picturing her like so:
http://thedarkknightsucks.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/costco.jpg

I don't get that pop culture reference.

Also... :love: to all, HOORAY!

[Celephais]

Idiocracy ... there are a handful of good quotes from that movie... really though the movie has a fantastic premise I really like (the fact that dumb people are the ones who multiply), but then the execution is fucking awful... it's 87 minutes of dick and fart jokes.

[diethx]

Yeah i've seen the movie, I just didn't remember that dude. I still don't, heh.

[Jorddyn]

Idiocracy ... there are a handful of good quotes from that movie... really though the movie has a fantastic premise I really like (the fact that dumb people are the ones who multiply), but then the execution is fucking awful... it's 87 minutes of dick and fart jokes.

Yea, there are few movies that I love and hate so much at the same time. Some of it is hilarious, some is right on key, and some of it is just painful to watch.

[RichardCranium]

Shop smart, shop S-Mart?

[Celephais]

It's one of the three funny momments in the movie... They enter costco and he lethargicly says "welcome to costco... i love you"

[diethx]

It's one of the three funny momments in the movie... They enter costco and he lethargicly says "welcome to costco... i love you"

Ohk.

[Celephais]

Shop smart, shop S-Mart?
I've been trying to memorize that entire diatribe.

[RichardCranium]

I've been trying to memorize that entire diatribe.

I know (of) Bruce Campbell. You, sir, are no Bruce Campbell.

Ahhhh! I just started remembering other parts of the movie.

"You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!"
"Hey! What's that you got on your face?"
"Huh?"

[Celephais]

I just love brandishing a shotgun and calling it my boomstick. (That's right ladies)

[Ignot]

those baby porcupines look like those monsters from Critters.

[MotleyCrew]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-ZezXI8AVYc/SLO-B7laZgI/AAAAAAAAA6U/--H_OhlY9ws/s400/Love+or+Hate+Illusion.jpg

[Beguiler]

Fuckers. That's right...all of you. Fucking fuckers. Every motherfucking one of you.


:heart: Loves Tisket :love:

[Clove]

Fuck Tisket. Fuck her with a stick. :D

[Kyra231]

those baby porcupines look like those monsters from Critters.

Aww no I'm pretty sure they're hedgehogs. They look just like the ones my friend used to raise. They're cute!

[Tisket]

Aww no I'm pretty sure they're hedgehogs. They look just like the ones my friend used to raise. They're cute!

Until they start to SUCK YOUR BRAIN!! The cuteness is a trap.

[Methais]

Fuck Tisket. Fuck her with a stick. :D

Yes sir right away sir!

[Nieninque]

http://i43.tinypic.com/xp5xk6.jpg

[kallindra]

Just what I always wanted to see... Elephant penis... thank you... really...

[Tisket]

omfg hahaha, the guys face on the front of the rutting elephant is too funny. He knows he can be crushed any moment by a horny elephant BUT CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

[Nieninque]

I love the woman on the front one.

hahaha

[Clove]

knows he can be crushed any moment by a horny elephant BUT CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.That's what she said.