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SayGoodbye
05-10-2009, 07:48 PM
You remove a blue-inked parchment roll from in your steel strongbox.
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The roll reads:

A dirtokh potion

Worth anything? Should it be thrown down the well?

Makkah
05-10-2009, 07:51 PM
Probably just best off giving it to a cool wizard that is into Alchemy. I nominate Plindo!

Kitsun
05-10-2009, 07:55 PM
Probably not worth much. Dirtokh is available at the alchemist. The difficulty to create the potion versus just buying it has to be pretty significant in order to make it worthwhile.

I'd consider just posting it. It's only worthwhile to a few wizards anyway.

Kembal
05-10-2009, 08:00 PM
Actually, it hasn't been released via the teaching or research system yet, but the wizards figured it out via experimentation already.

Rimalon
05-10-2009, 08:50 PM
>order 4
You ask about the price of a dirtokh potion.

The store clerk barely looks up from his work as he says, "If you want that, it'll cost you 13225 silvers. Take it or leave it!"

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In short, fuck alchemy.

LordBacl
05-10-2009, 09:07 PM
In short, fuck alchemy.

This bears repeating.

Kitsun
05-10-2009, 11:34 PM
You ask about the price of a dirtokh potion.
You strike up a warm conversation with a wizened alchemist, occasionally suggesting a yet more favorable price for the goods. In short order, you have arrived at a price much more to your liking of 7480 silvers.
A wizened alchemist says, "Since you're a citizen of this town, I'll drop the price to 7200."


Har!

Rimalon
05-10-2009, 11:47 PM
You ask about the price of a dirtokh potion.
You strike up a warm conversation with a wizened alchemist, occasionally suggesting a yet more favorable price for the goods. In short order, you have arrived at a price much more to your liking of 7480 silvers.
A wizened alchemist says, "Since you're a citizen of this town, I'll drop the price to 7200."


Har!

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Belnia
05-11-2009, 12:39 AM
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

No, the current iteration is:

SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!

Rimalon
05-11-2009, 12:41 AM
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