Annoying things characters do.

[Sean]

Tillmen taps Bhambi lightly on her shoulder.
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Tillmen holds his hand out towards Bhambi, palm upward and holding his other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Bhambi to roshambo.
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Bhambi and Tillmen pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
Tillmen makes the symbol for paper!
...Tillmen wins!
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Tillmen points at Bhambi.
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Tillmen laughs!
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The tabby cat meows loudly.
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for paper!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...Tillmen wins!
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for paper!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...Tillmen wins!
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for paper!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...Tillmen wins!
>ne
You can't go there.
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for paper!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...Tillmen wins!
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for paper!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...Tillmen wins!
>look
Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for paper!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...Tillmen wins!
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[Upper Dragonsclaw, Boulder]
You notice a tabby cat (sitting).
Also here: Emislity, Tillmen, Lady Bhambi
Obvious paths: down
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for paper!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...Tillmen wins!
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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The tabby cat begins purring.
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...It's a tie!
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...It's a tie!
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for rock!
...It's a tie!
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for scissors!
...Tillmen wins!
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for scissors!
...Tillmen wins!
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for scissors!
...Tillmen wins!
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Bhambi holds her hand out towards Tillmen, palm upward and holding her other hand which is balled into a fist, inviting Tillmen to roshambo.
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for scissors!
...Tillmen wins!
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for scissors!
...Tillmen wins!
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for scissors!
...Tillmen wins!
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for scissors!
...Tillmen wins!
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Tillmen and Bhambi pound their fists in their open palms three times...

Tillmen makes the symbol for rock!
Bhambi makes the symbol for scissors!
...Tillmen wins!
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[Upper Dragonsclaw, Slopes]
You notice some light leather, some arm greaves, a wooden shield, a rapier, some light leather, some leg greaves, some arm greaves, a rapier, a rotting tree stump and a long dark space under the boulder.
Obvious paths: northeast, south, northwest

No edits, no pauses, massive screen scroll.

[Ambrosia]

That deserves a death... or if you're feeling nice, a report.

[Mint]

there should be a lightning bolt from the skies that incinerate losers in roshambo.

[Bobmuhthol]

Another annoying thing characters do:

Tijay [subdued]: "200k note for the person who comes to my thrak table and uses the best pick up line on jesae, only 1 chance person, and im the judge"

(02:15:30) Rachel Pwnz: Also..Tijay [subdued]: "200k note for the person who comes to my thrak table and uses the best pick up line on jesae, only 1 chance person, and im the judge" I should go there and be all, "I'll eat you out and kiss you."
(02:15:46) Tayre: HAHAHA
(02:15:47) Tayre: YES
(02:15:49) Tayre: DO IT PLZ
(02:16:06) Rachel Pwnz: No way.
(02:16:09) Rachel Pwnz: I'll be KILLX0RED
(02:16:22) Tayre: hahah

(02:17:08) Rachel Pwnz: Okay, Tayre and I came up with the perfect pickup line, and I fully expect 200k..
(02:17:14) Rachel Pwnz: "I'll eat you out and then kiss you."
(02:17:21) Tijay2000: you gotta come say it
(02:17:29) Tijay2000: ill give you the 200k if you do
(02:17:30) Rachel Pwnz: I'd rather not get locked out.
(02:17:37) Tijay2000: its a table they wont lock you out for it
(02:17:43) Rachel Pwnz: They mos def will.
(02:17:48) Tijay2000: just say ill eat you and then kiss you
(02:18:06) Rachel Pwnz: And you'll give me 200k?
(02:18:10) Tijay2000: yep
(02:18:18) Tijay2000: i have the note in my hand
(02:18:33) Tijay2000: thrak table
(02:18:46) Rachel Pwnz: Jesae is totally going to killx0r m.
(02:18:47) Rachel Pwnz: Me.

>g tijay tab
You head over to the Curious Thrak Table.
[Curious Thrak Table]
Scented smoke drifts upwards from a low brass lamp, curling toward the ceiling before dissipating. The table top is etched with letters in several different styles, from roughly hewn initials to lightly flowing elven lettering. Carved into the table is the phrase: "R. Thrak is a big fat...." The scrawl ends in a dark brown stain resembling a thrak shaped like a question mark.
Also here: Lord Dalboz, Jesae who is sitting, Tijay who is sitting
Obvious exits: out
>wt tshe
Jesae buries her face in her hands.
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Your red velvet swordtail swims around its glaes fishbowl, using its elongated tail to move itself around.
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You deftly twirl your claidhmore around your finger and stuff it in your leather weapons harness.

Roundtime: 3 sec.
>twiddle
You twiddle your thumbs.
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Tijay taps his foot impatiently.
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Dalboz grins.
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Tijay seems to be waiting for something.
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* Xanatos just bit the dust!
>"I'll eat you then kiss you.
>l tij
You say, "I'll eat you then kiss you."
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* Haksmoke just bit the dust!
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Tijay says, "I got more contests to do this one needs to end soon."
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You see Tijay detgh.
He appears to be a Giant.
He appears to be ancient. He has grey eyes and tanned skin. He has short, black hair.
He is in good shape.
He is holding a Wehnimer's promissory note in his right hand.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a rolaren banded vultite buckler, a thin rolaren threaded longcoat, a gold ring, an inky black symbol, an inky black pack, some inky black brigandine, and some inky black trousers.
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Tijay chuckles.
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Tijay laughs!
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Tijay chortles softly at some secret joke.
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Tijay says, "Okay im giving bob the note."
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Dalboz grins at Tijay.
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Tijay says, "Cause that was smooth."
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Tijay offers you a Wehnimer's promissory note. Type ACCEPT to accept the offer or DECLINE to decline it. The offer will expire in 30 seconds.
>acc
You accept Tijay's offer and are now holding a Wehnimer's promissory note.
>l note

______________________________
/ \ \
|@/____________________________/
| _ |
| |_ |
| |_ lanith Bank Note |
| |
| \ / |
| \/\/ehnimer's Edition |
| |
| \ / |
| \/alued at: 200000 silver |
| |
| |_| |
| | |old in right hand to use |
/@| |
\_/_____________________________/

>smooch note
You smooch a Wehnimer's promissory note.
>'Go me.
You say, "Go me."
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* Marmirette just bit the dust!
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Jesae stares off into space.
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Dalboz gazes in wonder at his surroundings.
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Jesae says, "That was horrid."
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Dalboz chuckles.
>stow note
You put a Wehnimer's promissory note in your warrior's mantle.
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Tijay says, "Help me think of a new contest now bob."
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Dalboz deeply says, "Ok well since he said that one, mine was "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"."

[Shari]

You guys are can rot in hell.

<is still traumatized>

[Mint]

That's hilarious. Worthy of 200k.

[Sean]

edaarins money well spent.

[Galleazzo]

This is shaping up to be a nasty morning. I oughta stayed in bed.

:coffee:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Dalboz deeply says, "Ok well since he said that one, mine was "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"."

Was he soaped?

[Edaarin]

That's what you're putting my money to!??!!?

Well done. Only next time it must be in public or something more funny.

[Kia]

Originally posted by Ambrosia
That deserves a death... or if you're feeling nice, a report.

Yeah, bug GMs using the REPORT command about your pet peeves. That makes sense :P

KIA.

[DeV]

Ill eat you then kiss you is a good pick up line? I think for 200k a demonstration shoulda taken place.

[crazymage]

i report celeri all the time.

[crazymage]

Tijay refused to gimme coins, i had. im rich and know haste.

[Kia]

Originally posted by crazymage
i report celeri all the time.

Haahaa, sure you do.

KIA.

[AnticorRifling]

I woulda said...


"I've got a rod imbedding with vibration chant."

That or I'd hit her with minor water and then say "Let's go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes."

[Bobmuhthol]

Actually we were making fun of Emislity.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Wezas
Was he soaped? There is no soap.

Anyone else think Bhambi displayed a remarkable lack of intelligence at roshambo? I mean, I've never met her, but who goes rock rock rock * a million besides Bart Simpson?

[Bobmuhthol]

She switched to scissors, Tillmen switched to rock.

[Galleazzo]

It's easy to lay down a can of whoopass on a guy playing roshambo. Guys always always always pick scissors or rocks, because they're studly things I guess, and they must think people'll think they're a fag or something if they pick paper. So I jump between paper and rock and kick ass.

[Warriorbird]

Depends on the guy. You can usually tell if you know the person however.... also by arm quivering and flexing. I got very good of it playing World of Darkness LARPs.

[Sean]

No there was no soap, and thats about as public as you can get around 3am.

Also its not about reporting over pet peeves, her stupidity and screen scroll takes away from my enjoyment of the game to the point where i have to leave the area to avoid flipping out.

[Ambrosia]

Originally posted by Kia

Originally posted by Ambrosia
That deserves a death... or if you're feeling nice, a report.

Yeah, bug GMs using the REPORT command about your pet peeves. That makes sense :P

KIA.

Excessive screen scroll isn't a pet peeve. It's actually a big no-no.

[Wezas]

http://www.rockpaperscissors.com/
Damn editing company.

http://www.roshambo.com
is available

http://www.worldrps.com/
Ahhh, that's what I'm looking for.

[Mint]

That last link almost put me in a trance.

[DarknessWithin]

Originally posted by Wezas
http://www.rockpaperscissors.com/
Damn editing company.

http://www.roshambo.com
is available

http://www.worldrps.com/
Ahhh, that's what I'm looking for.

I can't figure out what's creepier, the fact that you could find 3 sites on Roshambo...or the fact that there is a World Championship of Rock Paper Scissors ::stare:: :lol:

[Drew2]

Reminion suddenly fades into view.
Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
Geosain deflects the bolt with his runestaff!
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
Geosain evades the bolt!
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Ericos traces a series of glowing runes while chanting an arcane phrase...
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
AS: +362 vs DS: +411 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +78 = +66
A clean miss.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
AS: +362 vs DS: +411 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +46 = +34
A clean miss.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
AS: +362 vs DS: +411 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +64 = +52
A clean miss.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
Geosain deflects the bolt with his runestaff!
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
AS: +362 vs DS: +411 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +96 = +84
A clean miss.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
AS: +362 vs DS: +411 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +45 = +33
A clean miss.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
AS: +362 vs DS: +411 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +67 = +55
A clean miss.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
Geosain deflects the bolt with his runestaff!
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The white owl watches you sagely for a moment.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
Geosain deflects the bolt with his runestaff!
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
AS: +362 vs DS: +411 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +35 = +23
A clean miss.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
AS: +362 vs DS: +411 with AvD: +37 + d100 roll: +33 = +21
A clean miss.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
Geosain deflects the bolt with his runestaff!
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
Geosain deflects the bolt with his runestaff!
>117 rem
Ericos gestures.
Multicolored rays shoot out of Ericos's body and flow into the shimmering sphere around him.
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You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Spirit Strike spell...
Your spell is ready.
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You gesture at Reminion.
An invisible force guides Reminion.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
(Forcing stance down to guarded)
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* Galann just bit the dust!
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Great Lord Reminion just went down.
>laugh
You laugh out loud!

[Edited on 3-3-2004 by Tayre]

[Sean]

That wasn't nearly as annoying as geosains constant need to think hes tough and ewave.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tayre
Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
Geosain deflects the bolt with his runestaff!
>The white owl watches you sagely for a moment.
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Reminion gestures at Geosain.
Reminion hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Geosain!
Geosain deflects the bolt with his runestaff!


Ugh, I can't stand when those familiars do that! :P

[Fallen]

I agree. Automated AC and Familiar movements do get damned annoying. Senseless screen scroll.

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Ambrosia

Originally posted by Kia

Originally posted by Ambrosia
That deserves a death... or if you're feeling nice, a report.

Yeah, bug GMs using the REPORT command about your pet peeves. That makes sense :P

KIA.

Excessive screen scroll isn't a pet peeve. It's actually a big no-no.

Exactly Ambrosia. As a matter of fact, I think it's a violation of policy. (maybe I'll flip through it once I get home if I'm up to it to quote here) So, a report would probably be the best route to take, pending there are any GMs around that actually give a damn..heh.

**edited because I say "actually" way too much.

[Edited on 3-3-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

[Galleazzo]

What I don't get is how numb some players are. How many bolts does it take to figure out that you FUCKING CAN'T HIT SOMEONE?

[Fallen]

My guess is he was hasted and running a macro of some kind. Escape would have served him well.

[Hasina]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
What I don't get is how numb some players are. How many bolts does it take to figure out that you FUCKING CAN'T HIT SOMEONE?

Did you actually mean numb or dumb?

[Galleazzo]

I meant numb. Numb in the head.