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Bobmuhthol
02-20-2004, 10:33 PM
Imagine if the world's most notorious fugitive, Osama bin Laden, attempted to board an airliner in the United States. Suppose he were clean-shaven, sporting short hair, wearing a pinstriped business suit and looked like so many other travelers that no suspicions were raised. How far might he get? If he used aliases such as names of family members, he would be nabbed instantly and whisked away for questioning. That's because many of his relatives are on the FBI's secret "no-fly list," according to intelligence sources.

But suppose he boldly decided to use his own name. Would he be cleared to fly? Insight recently learned that scenario was tested at a U.S. airport in the South during January. The result was troubling: America's most-wanted fugitive is cleared to fly. According to airline-security documents obtained by this magazine, the name Osama bin Laden was punched into the computer by an airline official and, remarkably, that name was cleared at the security checkpoint all passengers must pass through before being issued a boarding pass.

The realization that Osama bin Laden made the cut sent shivers down the spines of airline-security officials who discovered the system gap.

"When the most-wanted man in modern history is not included on the list of possible terrorists there are some serious deficiencies in the system which need to be addressed," says an airport-security official familiar with the test. In fact, Insight has learned from law-enforcement sources that at least two other names of known terrorists cleared security checkpoints when officials punched them into the computer.

Discuss.

TheEschaton
02-20-2004, 10:35 PM
The question is, what stupid fucking airline check-in personnel is gonna be like, "Hmmm....Osama bin Laden. Well, your name clears on the computer - I guess you must be good to go!"

-TheE-

Bobmuhthol
02-20-2004, 10:36 PM
Obviously you overestimate the human race.

Ardwen
02-20-2004, 10:50 PM
Have you been to an airport lately E? I am pretty sure my gerbil is smarter then the clerks there

Ardwen

TheEschaton
02-20-2004, 11:03 PM
I have been. And being Indian, everyone watches me like a fucking hawk. Believe me, if a brown skinned gentleman with any name of Islamic (or even Eastern) origin is in the airport, people know.

I went to pick up my grandmother at the airport about 3 weeks ago - her plane was late so I was standing around for at least 40 minutes - I swear the SWAT team was about to pounce, everyone was watching me, and I could tell.

My grandmother finally came, and we were walking out, and some random airport staff (not to mention a few other people) smile sheepishly at me as if to say, "Hey man, sorry for thinking you were a terrorist."


Or maybe I'm just paranoid. ;)
-TheE-

Bobmuhthol
02-20-2004, 11:06 PM
I'd still feel a little safer if they actually put an official ban on him boarding a plane...

TheEschaton
02-20-2004, 11:09 PM
Would you actually feel safer if the terror alert was yellow instead of orange? Or, God forbid, green?

How does the Shakespeare go? "All sound and fury: signifying nothing."

-TheE-

Bobmuhthol
02-20-2004, 11:22 PM
<<Would you actually feel safer if the terror alert was yellow instead of orange? Or, God forbid, green?>>

No, because that's dumb. At least when "DO NOT LET OSAMA BIN LADEN ENTER THIS PLANE" is saved in a computer's database nobody can fuck up.

TheEschaton
02-20-2004, 11:33 PM
If someone's stupid enough to look at the name Osama bin Laden and think it's okay to let him on the plane - I don't think a thing in the computer which says "Don't let him on" is gonna make a difference.

-TheE-

Pierat
02-20-2004, 11:38 PM
Do you actually think Osama Bin Laden would do crap on a plane? No offense but the guy sends other people to his dirty work

Ambrosia
02-21-2004, 01:51 AM
I agree with Pierat. He isn't the type of guy to commit suicide for his beliefs. He's the type of guy that brain washes everyone else into doing it.

02-21-2004, 09:19 AM
do you honistly think that was real considering it did not make any major news agency?

CrystalTears
02-21-2004, 09:24 AM
Right, because that would be a wise thing to do. "Airport agents recently found that Bin Laden has been traveling in the US." You really want panic that badly ensuing? People hate flying now as it is.

TheEschaton
02-21-2004, 10:05 AM
I don't see G.W. strapping on the flight suit and dropping the bombs. Unless it's a PR stunt to declare the war over. The military is just one big brainwash.

"Sir, we're not allowed to question your authority....ever?"
"Nope, and for asking me that, drop down and give me 100!"

-TheE-