Klaive

[StrayRogue]

Is a fucking tool. End.

[StrayRogue]

And so are people who pretend to be black.

[HarmNone]

Heh. Is that just a random grouse, Stray, or did something happen to facilitate a need? :D

HarmNone, with tongue in cheek

[Warriorbird]

I thought you didn't randomly flame people, dude.

[StrayRogue]

I'm just filling the anti-Klaive quota.

Damit stray I dont like it when I agree with you.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
And so are people who pretend to be black.

Foshizzle my nizzle.

[Latrinsorm]

He doesn't even play anymore. Or did he start up in the past day or two :?:

[HarmNone]

What quota? Where? Nobody told me about any quota!:rant:

HarmNone is always left out of these things

[StrayRogue]

He was online before.

[HarmNone]

He is still playing GS, as far as I know. :)

HarmNone

[Warriorbird]

He even posts here.

[StrayRogue]

I was thinkin the same thing exactly.

[Galleazzo]

Nothing wrong with Klaive that couldn't be fixed by laying a spiked bat upside his head.

:grr:

[LilHellcat]

I'm really not going to get started on this man I'm really not I'm going to be a good girl for once. :whistle: All I'll say is I agree with the above.

[HarmNone]

I think Klaive-bashing has been done and re-done one too many times anyway. Surely, we have other things to talk about...

HarmNone hopes so!

but but harmnone Its fun!

[HarmNone]

Heh! Each to his/her own, I guess, Edine. I figure, after we've said it all umpteen times, it just gets...well, boring as hell. :D

HarmNone

well if you have not noticed I rather enjoy beating a dead horse from time to time

[Chadj]

Originally posted by The Edine
well if you have not noticed I rather enjoy beating a dead horse from time to time

I've noticed! And i must admit, i share in that enjoyment:)

[Fallen]

I have a hard time comprehending how someone can manage to have so much hate directed towards themself (*) and not like...spontaneously combust.

* - What word would need to go in place of themself to make that sentence correct? Im stumped.

[Edited on 2-19-2004 by Fallen]

[crazymage]

ive never had any problems with him...<waits to be pelted with fruit.>

[Sean]

Yes since this is character complains, I never had a problem with his character.

[Edaarin]

I never had a problem with his character.

Except when he slammed to avoid being killed by myself and Tayvin, when we got fed up with his quaking bullshit.

[Parkbandit]

Klaive's left hand started Falgrin's Severed Hands Club.

I've never had a problem with the player.. then again, I never interact with him either.. except when he feels the need to quake the park...

[Galleazzo]

Never met the guy.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Fallen
* - What word would need to go in place of themself to make that sentence correct? Im stumped. As one would put one's self, someone would put them self. I'd ask one of our grammar deputies, though, to be sure.

Klaive (the char) was cool to me when I was a newb, thus Klaive the char is cool.

Klaive's player was also cool to me when I was a newb, thus Klaive's player is cool, albeit with a bit of an itchy trigger finger. He's also supposed to have a psychological disorder that I forget the name of that would explain (not that they could be excused) some of his more boorish actions.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Fallen
I have a hard time comprehending how someone can manage to have so much hate directed towards themself (*) and not like...spontaneously combust.

* - What word would need to go in place of themself to make that sentence correct? Im stumped.

[Edited on 2-19-2004 by Fallen]

The word you are looking for is "himself" (or, "herself" ), Fallen. "Someone", being singular, calls for a singular object.

"Themself" is not really a word. It would be "themselves". :)

HarmNone, the helpful

*Edited to defeat the damned winking smiley*

[Edited on 2-19-2004 by HarmNone]

[Soulpieced]

He's a pathological liar. Anyone who thinks their IQ is 30 points higher than Stephen Hawking's has to be crazy.

[crazymage]

Hawkins is the man.

[Soulpieced]

Pardon, I believe it was APD.

.

Antisocial Personality Disorder results in what is commonly known as a Sociopath. This disorder is defined by an ongoing disregard for the rights of others, since the age of 15 years. Some examples of this disregard are reckless disregard for the safety of themselves or others, failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors, deceitfulness such as repeated lying or deceit for personal profit or pleasure, and lack of remorse for actions that hurt other people in any way. Additionally, they must have evidenced a Conduct Disorder before the age of 15 years, and must be at least 18 years old to receive this diagnosis.

http://www.mental-health-matters.com/disorders/dis_details.php?disID=8

[Edaarin]

I'm gonna refrain from commenting on what I think Klaive suffers from (aside from obesity), because then I'd be guilty of MSS. Stupid abnormal psychology.

You only like him cause he's got wheels.

I tried reading one of his essays on Black Holes when I was taking physics in high school. Beyond me.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Edaarin
I tried reading one of his essays on Black Holes when I was taking physics in high school. Beyond me. My physics teacher said the same thing. And he went to college and stuff.

[Caramia]

If you believe what Klaive says about his penchant for Satanism, and you research authentic satanism, then you'll see that what he is actually doing is called teen dabbling. That might explain some (not all) of his behavior.

[crazymage]

Actually i have his mini biography and his book on the big bang theory, but his wheels help.

[The Korean]

*Please be careful. I hate to edit!*

[Edited on 2-20-2004 by HarmNone]

[HarmNone]

Okay, now. Let us be careful here. We know nothing about this person's personal life, as we are not a part of it. Let us not get into insulting a person, or a person's family, in the real world.

Thanks! :D

HarmNone

[StrayRogue]

I remember "that night" in the Virginity thread. Half the people who post here now weren't even here then. I also recall the GF who came and outed him. I talked to her for a good while. Believe me, his mother is a massive influence in his life.

*Please don't bring other people into this in a negative manner, Stray. Thanks!*

[Edited on 2-20-2004 by HarmNone]

[Xcalibur]

Klaive = 2 faces

That's all

p.s. A lot of people are 2 faces on internet

[The Korean]

i admit i am, but mine only comes out when you do something to piss me off to the extreme.

[Chadj]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
Klaive = 2 faces

That's all

p.s. A lot of people are 2 faces on internet

Quite right:)

[AkMan]

<----------refer to avator

Why must we give him so much attention?:?:

[Warriorbird]

"We know nothing about this person's personal life, as we are not a part of it."

Actually... I really wish that were the case.

[longshot]

Originally posted by The Korean
*Please be careful. I hate to edit!*

[Edited on 2-20-2004 by HarmNone]


"The Korean", captain kimchee, or whatever the hell you call yourself, please listen. You are not going to get a medal here because you did something to piss of Klaive on his board.

Grow up.

Harmnone shouldn't have clean up after your lame attempts to gain sympathy.

[SpunGirl]

Just to add a bit of side note here, Klaive is a fuckstain.

I posted a mildly critical post of the way he treats his membership. It was deleted and then re-posted about six hours later (while I was at work, thanks) and changed into something I would not say.

My account hasn't been banned, but the password has been changed, as has the email (preventing me from having my pw emailed to me). No huge loss, but I have to wonder how long people will stand for shit like that.... I'm not the first, I won't be the last.

-K

[GSLeloo]

Actually I spoke to Klaive and he has told me that he did not do anything with the post and he will give you a new password. Spungirl, try to think of who else you insulted maybe in your post (hint HINT) that has the power (HINT) to change it... other than Klaive.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Who fucking cares. Let him rot on his own boards. This shit is tired.

[Betheny]

I kind of have to pee now.

[Snapp]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Actually I spoke to Klaive and he has told me that he did not do anything with the post and he will give you a new password. Spungirl, try to think of who else you insulted maybe in your post (hint HINT) that has the power (HINT) to change it... other than Klaive.

I love you to death Leloo... but why the hell would you believe anything that he says? He's proved more times then I can count (and in more thread then I can count) that he's a pathological liar.

And yes, Klaive's a loser and we all know that. Let's move on! :cool:

[SpunGirl]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Actually I spoke to Klaive and he has told me that he did not do anything with the post and he will give you a new password. Spungirl, try to think of who else you insulted maybe in your post (hint HINT) that has the power (HINT) to change it... other than Klaive.

I'm not inclined to believe what he says either, but if he wasn't the one who did it, then I hope he does something about moderators who post using other people's accounts without permission. Again, this will be the downfall of his boards. Enough.

-K

[crazymage]

http://www.geocities.com/gemstonegs/Klaive.html

[Betheny]

wtf?

[Edaarin]

I read the 'He is very smart' part, laughed, then closed the page.

Waste of time.

[Betheny]

Why do I get the feeling that's written by Garr?

[Soulpieced]

Wow. And while I must say I don't like Edine, he sure has hell has been going by the moniker "The" longer than Klaive even knew about stealing it.

[crazymage]

i think teeoncy wrote it, she imed me under a diff sn..but had same profile rofl

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Soulpieced
Wow. And while I must say I don't like Edine, he sure has hell has been going by the moniker "The" longer than Klaive even knew about stealing it.

When you post on Klaive's boards.. any mention of the word "Klaive" is replaced with the words "The Klaive". It's an automatic function of those boards.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Parkbandit
When you post on Klaive's boards.. any mention of the word "Klaive" is replaced with the words "The Klaive". It's an automatic function of those boards.

It was amusing seeing Ben get pissed off when he was trying to complain about "Klaive" being converted to "The Klaive". But his post came out like:

I hate it when "The Klaive" is changed to "The Klaive"

[Drew2]

It used to be replaced as "Klaive (God)".

I stopped even looking at the boards when that happened, I've stopped looknig at them now.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Again, WHO FUCKING CARES

[crazymage]

I almost cared!

[StrayRogue]

Someone post the link to his picture or actually post the pic itself, please.

[Galleazzo]

Man, what a frigging loser.

(Sorry, I mean the guy who put up The Truth About Klaive. Who in the fuck cares? So he has cyber sex, runs his website the way he wants to and has an ego problem. This needed a separate website?)

:rolleyes:

[Edited on 2/24/2004 by Galleazzo]

[Warriorbird]

It's like, "attention getter salesmen". Some folks are desperate for attention (like Klaive). Others are also desperate for attention (like the person who wrote that)... but not quite as famous. Therefore they go out and evangelize.

[DeV]

I bet everytime Klaive see's a post about himself he has a mental orgasm.

[Jolena]

Well then I'm SURE he's having multiple orgasms off of PC board posters alone. Really people.. who the fuck cares? I would have thought that after ALL this time of dealing with Klaive and everyone's obvious distaste for him they would grow tired of making threads over it. Guess I was wrong heh.

[Weedmage Princess]

You know...whoever made that site, the one Sergey gave us the link to? They gave me an idea.

They should expand on that site...make it an Anti-Klaive site..complete with forums and all. Whenever someone has something to say about Klaive the character, Darien the person, the Stoner's Realms, anything Klaive, they can head over there, and post. Pics, stories of interactions with him, logs, whatever. Go there and let loose all your Klaive steam. This way those who don't want to see it or those like me who don't give a shit can be spared...

So..what do you say? ::big ol' hopeful grin::

[Galleazzo]

Lord liftin' Jesus, Klaive'll be creaming so much his dick will fall off. A website ALL ABOUT HIM?

:O

[Weedmage Princess]

Heh that's something I'd rather not think about ::stare::

But..hey, whatever works!! Atleast it all won't be *here*

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Lord liftin' Jesus, Klaive'll be creaming so much his dick will fall off. A website ALL ABOUT HIM?

:O

LOL

Unfortunately... Klaive is very sensitive. He would get angry at the site and do anything in his power to shut it down.

[Edited on 2-24-2004 by Parkbandit]

[Warriorbird]

Eerie. Probably induces one every time he posts here. Somebody should just put him out of his misery.

[Warriorbird]

I'm all in favor of the anti-Klaive site, too. He'd stare in rapt attention as he wacked off over the orgy of hatred. Then we'd never have to here from him or about him again. He'd just play GS characters with stupid names.

[Galleazzo]

Hrm, okay, sure. What are you gonna call it?

The Miasma Of Suck That Is Klaive

[Weedmage Princess]

Heh..

Whatever floats your boat. I haven't thought about any of the details..cause hey, it's not my project...

It was just an [utterly brilliant..hmm yes, thanks.] idea.

[AkMan]

Weedie you read my mind. We don't want to talk about Klaive or the SR here....PERIOD. 95% of our posters seem to be sick and tired of it, so here is the solution. This subject needs a neutral forum to host it.

http://the-spot.com/ubb/ubbcgi/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro

Lets try to take all Klaive talk here please. Thanks!

Edited to add: Nice job there Chris bumping this thread to page 4. Ugh.

[Edited on 2-24-2004 by AkMan]

[CrystalTears]

Nice going Chris. Damn. :P

I was hoping this would die out but it's not. And it's no longer about the character, it's about the boards.. again.. and how he runs them. I don't know how many times I've asked that this issue not be brought up here again.

So either go back to discussing Klaive the character, or I will need to close the thread. The ball's in your court now.

[crazymage]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Nice going Chris. Damn. :P

I was hoping this would die out but it's not. And it's no longer about the character, it's about the boards.. again.. and how he runs them. I don't know how many times I've asked that this issue not be brought up here again.

So either go back to discussing Klaive the character, or I will need to close the thread. The ball's in your court now.

Oppressssssssssssssssors!

[GSTamral]

Here's all you need to know about Klaive:

TOP 10 THINGS ABOUT KLAIVE

1) he's too ugly to post up his picture
2) he's so badly overweight, he can't see his own dick unless he leans over.
3) he has a lot of phone sex with men and women because he know they'd be terrified of him if they ever saw him.
4) he lives with his mommy.
5) he thinks the world of himself, when in truth, most people don't like him, let alone want to be around him.
6) he seeks self validation through power and authority, a trait most commonly seen when you have people with extreme inferiority complexes.
7) he lies constantly, often for no reason.
8) many of the girls he talks to and think that they like him in fact make fun of him behind his back.
9) he has way too much free time on his hands for a typical working american. But he probably works from home, because he's a bit big to fit inside a car.
10) his whole persona invokes a true sense of the pathetic, moreso than simple anger.


P.S.

this was all public knowledge. He's JUST like Teeoncy. If we forget about him and ignore him, maybe we can imagine he doesnt exist anymore

[Edited on 2-24-2004 by GSTamral]

[Meos]

what's worse is reading his sappy love shit on his boards to that one chic... everything fuckin thread I seem to read... give me a break, get a life, or get her number.

[HarmNone]

It seems to me that it would be more productive to take problems with Klaive, his moderators, and his boards to the Stoner's Realm for discussion. Whether your posts are changed, or not, they will be read. Your complaints will be seen before they are edited or deleted. Whether something is done about them or not is at the discretion of the administrators of that message board, not this one.

Really, this discussion does not belong here. It belongs on the Stoner's Realm boards. Please take it there.

HarmNone