His Wife protested, but he insisted he only did it for the money

[Apotheosis]

epic fail

http://failblog.org/2009/04/27/double-fail-2/

[Danical]

What a clusterfuck. So fucking rad.

[diethx]

What a clusterfuck. So fucking rad.

That.

[BriarFox]

I want to know whether she was just having affairs or whether she did it just to get the kids or to help him keep his masculine ego intact, or what.

[Celephais]

I want to know whether she was just having affairs or whether she did it just to get the kids or to help him keep his masculine ego intact, or what.
awww, that's cute, you're so naive.

[Miscast]

That's the way to fail though if you're gonna fail like 72 times. German beauty queen wife. That's hot.

[Apotheosis]

I think the fact that he feels a "right" to keep the money is fucking hilarious....


.. Imagine that conversation...


Husband: Honey, I have an opportunity to make about 2,500 euro.... but it involves some major sacrifice.. one almost too tough to bear, but, it's 2,500 euro.
Wife: Well that's good news! What does this major sacrifice involve?

etc... fill in the rest..

[Celephais]

Some quick googling tells me you can get about $40 a load at a sperm bank, at 72 attempts, he was looking at $2,880. He actually got short changed (if ... you know, you can find a sperm bank that takes sterile swimmers).

[Methais]

Some quick googling tells me you can get about $40 a load at a sperm bank, at 72 attempts, he was looking at $2,880. He actually got short changed (if ... you know, you can find a sperm bank that takes sterile swimmers).

I think the part where gets to nail a beauty queen instead of whacking off in a cup more than makes up for the $380 difference.

[Ignot]

Some quick googling tells me you can get about $40 a load at a sperm bank

wait...really?

[BigWorm]

Some quick googling tells me you can get about $40 a load at a sperm bank

I've wasted a fortune.

[Ignot]

So I was reading this website and it was saying that there was a shortage of sperm donations. You could donate 50 times every 6 months and get paid $50 a load! That's good money and the qualifications aren't strict at all so I was wondering why there would be a shortage of this? Then I read this from some website's Q&A:

"If you have sex or masturbate everyday then you will have to stop before being able to donate sperm. Limiting your sexual activity is important to allow your sperm to be most fertile."

Psh. Oh well, it's not worth $50 a load to stop having sex/masturbating everyday.

[Methais]

So I was reading this website and it was saying that there was a shortage of sperm donations. You could donate 50 times every 6 months and get paid $50 a load! That's good money and the qualifications aren't strict at all so I was wondering why there would be a shortage of this? Then I read this from some website's Q&A:

"If you have sex or masturbate everyday then you will have to stop before being able to donate sperm. Limiting your sexual activity is important to allow your sperm to be most fertile."

Psh. Oh well, it's not worth $50 a load to stop having sex/masturbating everyday.

They probably just wanna get their money's worth and want you to blow huge Peter North loads so they can be sure to fill the turkey baster for the next customer.

[Ignot]

They probably just wanna get their money's worth and want you to blow huge Peter North loads so they can be sure to fill the turkey baster for the next customer.

I suppose I could just bring some sugar water and sea monkeys and nobody would be the wiser.

[Deathravin]

Surprised the wife agreed since she knew it wasn't going to work to begin with.

[diethx]

Surprised the wife agreed since she knew it wasn't going to work to begin with.

Actually that's pretty ingenious.

"What the fuck? YOU CHEATED ON ME???"

"You slept with the neighbor 72 times. I only cheated twice."

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I think the fact that he feels a "right" to keep the money is fucking hilarious....>>

I would too under those circumstances. It's not fraudulent to not know that you're sterile.

[Sean of the Thread]

wait...really?


Just exactly where the fuck is the sperm bank around here?


Never mind I'm still impotent.

fuck

[Gan]

LOL