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Artha
02-18-2004, 06:59 PM
What do you want your last words to be?

1. Yeah? 10 bucks says I can.
2. Shut up, that's not dangerous.
3. Oh, shit!
4. What's this button do?
5. Damn, I am the most handsome, wealthy man ever to live to 120.

crazymage
02-18-2004, 07:00 PM
Can i see your medical degree again?

Bobmuhthol
02-18-2004, 07:04 PM
Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother, please.


Edit: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/arnold5.mp3 Only when you listen to that will you understand.

[Edited on 2-19-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

Latrinsorm
02-18-2004, 07:05 PM
And another thing.

Your mama, Osama.

Told you so.

What do you mean, "highly flammable"?

Hips
02-18-2004, 07:06 PM
There's something I've been meaning to tell you...

Meos
02-18-2004, 07:06 PM
holy shit, atleast I'll mleave a beautiful corpse...

[Edited on 2-25-2004 by Meos]

Makkah
02-18-2004, 07:11 PM
Fuck.


rht

Edaarin
02-18-2004, 07:18 PM
Tell my cheating wife I have HIV, and I'll see her in a few years.

[Edited on 2-19-2004 by Edaarin]

Hulkein
02-18-2004, 07:19 PM
Is this loaded?

Pallon
02-18-2004, 07:32 PM
Ya'll watch this!

HarmNone
02-18-2004, 07:45 PM
It's been fun.

HarmNone

Drew2
02-18-2004, 07:47 PM
Hollatchaboy.

Ravenstorm
02-18-2004, 07:48 PM
He wouldn't hurt a fly.

Raven

Shari
02-18-2004, 09:25 PM
Dude, trust me, this is going to work, I swear it.

Lobster
02-18-2004, 09:38 PM
"Salma, I just have to say that you and J-Lo were awesome tonight. Now I can...."

AnticorRifling
02-18-2004, 09:45 PM
But she looked 18!

The Marine Hymn followed by the order to fix bayonets!!

100 bucks says I can eat that entire vat of pudding.

Yo, Tyson, your mother is fat and dresses you funny.

Souzy
02-18-2004, 09:50 PM
"Just so you know, I've always thought you was an asshole/cunt."

02-19-2004, 12:21 AM
Man, this is the shit

Lord Whirlin
02-19-2004, 01:36 AM
Die? Thats the last thing I'm gonna do.

longshot
02-19-2004, 03:30 AM
Yeah, sure, I'm ready to go again.

Nakiro
02-19-2004, 04:23 AM
Are you sure I can do this double black diamond?

Of course I know how to wrestle an alligator!

Lookie there kiddo! That there crock wants to bite your head off!

Yes I'm sure I turned the gas off before we left on vacation.

So you're saying I either have to suck your cock for the rest of my prision sentence, which is the course of my natural life, or die right?

Bobmuhthol, will you marry me? (Insert someone having mercy and killing me now)

Hey don't worry about it, I've done a kilo of coke in one day a lot of times!

No mother, I do not think a keg is too much for one person to alone drink when they're depressed.

Where's the grand canyon?

Mint
02-19-2004, 04:39 AM
"Hey y'all, watch this!"

StrayRogue
02-19-2004, 09:22 AM
I have a million in a lock-box down town, in the Stay-Safe-Security place. The code is.....ugh.

Latrinsorm
02-19-2004, 10:46 AM
I'll show you, the sky!!

Galleazzo
02-19-2004, 11:33 AM
No, you shithead, get it straight, I only fucked your wife twice. What the fuck, I'm ninety-five years old, how many times in a day you think I can still get it up?

:lol:

[Edited on 2-19-2004 by Galleazzo]