In the ghetto (note left on the door last night)

[Sean of the Thread]

Ok let me start off by saying I'm staying the hood at the moment where there is constant sirens and or police activity. Constant domestics fights loud as shit. Train goes by almost every 2 hours screaming it's horn. Bus station and bus stops and their constant BEEP BEEP BEEPS. Gunfire on two occasions and an awesome ice cream truck that blasts rap music.

Shit the list can go on for another paragraph but to make this short... We left last night at about 10:50 pm and got back at just before 2 am. There was a long winded note duct taped to the door.

The short of it: "Please close your windows when you leave your dog barks non stop and I have to get up at 5 am everyday." blah blah etc

This dog only f'n growls for the most part and only when there are people trying to break in or fights or probably whenever whom wrote the note is beating their kids.

There is a huge ROTTY next door that does bark loud as shit (thank god as it alerts me to shit going on).

Anyways the point is I call bullshit but what pisses me off is the person didn't SIGN IT. like getting repped without a signature ffs!


This is just a rant. At least the last note I got years ago on the door about the light being on I knew who was bitching about it.

Here I'm actually afraid to go outside to be quite honest.

Again just a rant.

[The Ponzzz]

Are you in an apt complex or in close-knit ghetto neighborhood?

[AnticorRifling]

Burn their house down.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm in what is called the "Projects" basically. Like a apt complex type of neighborhood I guess. It's very divided. Four white people on this street. The rest are mexicants. The complete other side is black which I learned not to cut through on the way to the store. I'm not racist but some of them are for sure. Getting yelled a cracker for walking down the street whilst defenseless isn't fun.

I can't burn their house down I don't know who bitched #1 and #2 these buildings are made like bunkers. Probably to stop the stray bullets and keep insurance down.

[The Ponzzz]

I'm familiar with the project look, small little cul de sac one or the strip street one? My guess is the person who left the note is a crabby ass woman. With my dogs, they never bark unless someone knocked on the door or they heard something LOUD outside. When I was in an apt complex, we had a note from our nextdoor neighbor pretty much telling us to get bark collars for our dogs or they would call animal control on us. We just took the note to the landlords and they said our dog could bark from 7am-11pm and they can't do shit. The person who left it was a crabby ass woman.

[radamanthys]

Tape another note on the door. Attach a 5.56 round. The note should read, "It's the neighbor's dog. Feel free."

[Sean of the Thread]

Strip streets with some dead ends and fenced/walled vacant lots to mix it up.

[Sean of the Thread]

Tape another note on the door. Attach a 5.56 round. The note should read, "It's the neighbor's dog. Feel free."

They most likely wouldn't have something to fire a 5.56/.223.

More likely a .380 or g style 9mm.

I'd get more results by taping a quart of beer on the door with a note saying chill out it's 5 am somewhere.

[LMingrone]

I feel your pain. I've been living in my new place for 8-9 months. We are very quiet and respectful people. I know all the pepole above/below/next door. Some jerk keeps calling the cops on me for no reason. Not a big deal, the cops show up, see me on the couch watching sports, laugh and leave.

Someone actually called my landlords and told them I was beating my girlfriend. (Got a call from my landlord who appologized) Then I get a note on my car...and just like you, they didn't have the balls to sign it. "Please park 2 feet away from my car". Yeah go fuck yourself.

[The Ponzzz]

Strip streets with some dead ends and fenced/walled vacant lots to mix it up.

Man, wtf... I would understand if you were in the cul de sac (dead end) part, but there is so much fucking noise in the project, they are just being assholes. Are you the only white guy on the street?

[radamanthys]

They most likely wouldn't have something to fire a 5.56/.223.

More likely a .380 or g style 9mm.

I'd get more results by taping a quart of beer on the door with a note saying chill out it's 5 am somewhere.

True.. who the hell has an m-4 laying around in the ghetto? They're all about 9s over there.

And, on second thought... would you really want to arm the lady who's crazy enough to duct tape a note to your door in that neighborhood?

*shrug*

[Sean of the Thread]

There is a retarded (seriously) white guy two doors down that was yelling to the other only white guy across the street (while he was in a tucked in olive drab PT shirt with jean shorts and a tweed belt) that he just did 10 sit ups.

That he does every 3 days.....

And the girl next door that had the breaking and entering that I watched sadly and didn't call the police until an hour or so later is white but dates like 5 or 6 we're not sure black and latin rich dudes. They're on rotation.

The girl I stay with is white.

That's it out of a hundred units.

[Sean of the Thread]

I feel your pain. I've been living in my new place for 8-9 months. We are very quiet and respectful people. I know all the pepole above/below/next door. Some jerk keeps calling the cops on me for no reason. Not a big deal, the cops show up, see me on the couch watching sports, laugh and leave.

Someone actually called my landlords and told them I was beating my girlfriend. (Got a call from my landlord who appologized) Then I get a note on my car...and just like you, they didn't have the balls to sign it. "Please park 2 feet away from my car". Yeah go fuck yourself.


The real fucked up thing is that anyone can call child protection services anonymously and regardless you WILL be investigated and get weekly visits and all kinds of hell for like over a year if you have children.

Bullshit. Fuck the anonymous part on that as well. When it's been deemed that nothing is wrong the person that maliciously called the fake bullshit in should be held accountable.

[LMingrone]

Sounds kinda like me. Everyone in my building is either senile, a drunk, on SS, or a retired cop. These people have nothing better to do with their day than to complain about something.

I feel bad for them, but at the same time I want to go buy a Deagle. I have seriously mentally messed up people living next door to me and above me. You think I'm going to call the cops when they go crazy? No I deal with it. These kind of people have no hope.

[LMingrone]

The real fucked up thing is that anyone can call child protection services anonymously and regardless you WILL be investigated and get weekly visits and all kinds of hell for like over a year if you have children.

Bullshit. Fuck the anonymous part on that as well. When it's been deemed that nothing is wrong the person that maliciously called the fake bullshit in should be held accountable.

The real fucked up thing is the people that are really hurting their children that get away with it. I knew a few parents that were crack/heroin addicts and abused their children in many ways. It seems like those types always got away with it. I hate the world.

[Sean of the Thread]

Of all the shit I've seen here including hearing gun shots I've only called the police once in 6 weeks and that's when I realized the neighbor was burglarized when walking the dog and saw her rear window was smashed out and the screen was gone.

Actually thought about calling the cops originally. This couple was banging the fuck on her door and from upstairs here you can't tell whose door it is.

So I go down and check and she's like OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR ASHLEIGH!. BAM BAM BAM. (her name isn't ashleigh but I didn't know it.)

Then it got quiet so I figured just the regular drama around here and her dog wasn't barking so I was like okay whatever. Turns out she took her dog with her to one of her sugar daddy houses which is lucky for the robbers I guess.

Cops say it's a common tactic and I guess it makes sense. Cause a ruckus where people don't want to stick their nose into things first of all and they were basically seeing if anyone was home before breaking in.

Fucking 12 inches from my door. And I sold my last Sig Sauer recently. I'm down to a SKS and an axe handle I keep here by the door now.

[LMingrone]

People suck in general I guess. I've been shot twice, and have been shot at two more times that missed. Had a triple murder in my front yard. Had Latin King's threatening my family's lives. Had our truck stole seven times. Robbed when we went on vacation of EVERYTHING we owned. And we were all hard working, non-criminals. But I guess it toughened me up. People suck.

Edit: now you're scaring me again. Time to go buy a shotgun or a 9milli.

[Sean of the Thread]

You seriously are sean2JR...

[Sean]

If you live in the project you can no longer boast about how great Florida is because the beach is 10 minutes in either direction of you yadda yadda.

[Sean of the Thread]

If you live in the project you can no longer boast about how great Florida is because the beach is 10 minutes in either direction of you yadda yadda.


It's still less than 5 minutes away. Walking.

[Deathravin]

You guys make me feel much better about where I live.

My biggest complaint is the guy below me watches movies 24/7 full blast. Sounds like the woofer is taped to his ceiling.

If I lived where you live, I'd get a conceal/carry... well, no I wouldn't; I'd move.

[Sean of the Thread]

I do have a concealed weapons permit but no weapon to conceal any longer.

Anyways I just did some investigation since for some reason this note really pissed me off.

There is what looks like black dog hair under some of the tape and some blonde hair as well. Which fits the description of the neighbor with the rotty. *and that dog barks a shit fuck.

However we got up at 5 am this morning just see who was moving about near by and her truck and motorcycle were still there and her lights were off.

More entertaining is what the note was written on. I piece of printer paper that had been printed on april 8th with an ORDER NOW yeast infection cure rofl. So at least I know it's a woman and bitchy one.

Also found out that the reason these places are like bunkers they were originally built as military housing for AF fags down at MacDill AFB which explains a lot including the drab olive paint underneath the sinks etc.

Except MacDill is like way far away for a commute unless they took a boat I don't know. Further investigation is needed.

[Stanley Burrell]

Someone actually called my landlords and told them I was beating my girlfriend.

That's totally you, wifebeating bastard.

If you're not celebrating your birthday a lot, still, let's hang out and blast rap music on the ice cream truck speakers.

/gangsigns

[Sean of the Thread]

Wait until I start to video this shit Stan. It's comedy gold.


OH speaking of which I MUST take my camera to the bar we went to last night. A bunch of hipsters and freaks doing croakyoaky and it was hilarious.

I think I saw ilvane on stage a few times.

[Fallen]

I love my neighborhood. There have been problems with a few rape attempts (I'm not a woman), and some gang fights (not in a gang). Because of the shitty economy, a lot of the apartments near mine are empty, so I can play my TV/Music as loud as I like. I have a huge dog so no one bothers to try to break in. I also think for various reasons, my neighboors aren't in the position to call the police, so even if they wanted to complain about anything I do, they couldn't.

It is no ghetto, but living in the cheapest apartments in Frederick certainly does have its perks.

[Stanley Burrell]

Wait until I start to video this shit Stan. It's comedy gold.

I'm not going to front:

I would drive through the hood blaring Tupac in a Mr. Softee truck and pull a Mac out of a box of snowcones if I had the opportunity.

[waywardgs]

Sounds kinda like me. Everyone in my building is either senile, a drunk, on SS, or a retired cop. These people have nothing better to do with their day than to complain about something.

I feel bad for them, but at the same time I want to go buy a Deagle. I have seriously mentally messed up people living next door to me and above me. You think I'm going to call the cops when they go crazy? No I deal with it. These kind of people have no hope.

Um.. so what exactly do you mean by "deal with it"? Desert eagle style? Please. If you're that guy, you're worse off than your neighbors.

[BandaorICE]

Are you off D. Mabry and the Interbay area? That area is nasty....

[Sean of the Thread]

nah I'm not in hillsborough I'm in downtown Clearwater on the not so fun part.

If it wasn't going to be so hot out today I'd hit the beach.


Actually may just do that.

[Methais]

Wear a YOU GONNA GET RAPED shirt everywhere you go.

[NocturnalRob]

Methais, you know Sean can't afford t-shirts...

[DCSL]

My upstairs neighbor does that. Leaves all her windows open and her dog barks at anything that so much as moves outside. Drives my dogs crazy because they have to rush to the windows to see what's going on, even if they don't bark at it. Thing is, the upstairs dog only barks when he's alone. Not so much as a peep if the girl is there. But she works and goes to school full time, like me, so her dog is alone often. I guess she can't take him to work like I can.

So my diagonal upstairs neighbor, a man who works maintenance in the complex and his wife, hates this. The wife keeps trying to talk my boyfriend into complaining to management because her dog goes crazy whenever the other one does too. I don't know why they can't complain themselves. Maybe because the guy works maintenance? I don't know.

But we can't complain. XD I have three dogs in a two-dog-limit place. Sure, they're usually with me at work or daycare but we do all sleep there. And, to top it off, one is a pit bull and I live in the Denver city limits, where pit bulls are illegal. Like, confiscated and put down immediately kind of illegal. Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!

[AnticorRifling]

This is why I'm glad I own my house. The only time I've had an issue is when I was lifting in the garage and had my music blasting. I knew it was loud but not loud enough for a noise violation. However the old bitch that used to live next to me called the cops. When the cops got here I said sir can you hear it from your car parked on the curb? He said no. Thanks have a great evening.

[Keller]

My neighbors have the most violent and loud sex that lasts for at least 30 minutes and sometimes up to an hour. It is awkward when I have company.

I just don't really want to make them self-concious because who am I to deny them what obviously sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe I should walk over in a duck-innertube, floaties, flippers and ask if I can join.

[Hips]

I just don't really want to make them self-concious because who am I to deny them what obviously sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe I should walk over in a duck-innertube, floaties, flippers and ask if I can join.

Please get someone to record this. :lol:

[AnticorRifling]

Yeah I'm betting self concious won't be an issue.

[Keller]

Yeah I'm betting self concious won't be an issue.

I doubt they realize how thin the walls are.

Sometimes, when they are in rhythm, the headboard will bang their wall so hard it bows my side out.

[AnticorRifling]

Who has sex on the bed? You've got a whole house full of furniture FFS.

[Fallen]

My upstairs neighbor does that. Leaves all her windows open and her dog barks at anything that so much as moves outside. Drives my dogs crazy because they have to rush to the windows to see what's going on, even if they don't bark at it. Thing is, the upstairs dog only barks when he's alone. Not so much as a peep if the girl is there. But she works and goes to school full time, like me, so her dog is alone often. I guess she can't take him to work like I can.

So my diagonal upstairs neighbor, a man who works maintenance in the complex and his wife, hates this. The wife keeps trying to talk my boyfriend into complaining to management because her dog goes crazy whenever the other one does too. I don't know why they can't complain themselves. Maybe because the guy works maintenance? I don't know.

But we can't complain. XD I have three dogs in a two-dog-limit place. Sure, they're usually with me at work or daycare but we do all sleep there. And, to top it off, one is a pit bull and I live in the Denver city limits, where pit bulls are illegal. Like, confiscated and put down immediately kind of illegal. Breakin' the law, breakin' the law!

Hah. This is me all over the place. I am even afraid to call in maintenance because of my dog's breed and other circumstances which would likely get me in big trouble.

[Stanley Burrell]

My neighbors have the most violent and loud sex that lasts for at least 30 minutes and sometimes up to an hour. It is awkward when I have company.

Just start yelling in their apartment's direction -- "LOUDER YOU FUCKERS, I NEED TO CHAFE, I NEED TO SEE THE BLOOD. NOSFERATU PORN, NOSFERATU PORN, NOSFERATU PORN. I am a vampire taping you secksin'"

But, this might wet their whistles and hairpies that much more so, so I dunno. Maybe you should just join in.

[Sean of the Thread]

Who has sex on the bed? You've got a whole house full of furniture FFS.


At the montgomery minnnnni mall.

[AnticorRifling]

At the montgomery minnnnni mall.
It's a flea market but it's just like a mini mall.

[Methais]

My neighbors have the most violent and loud sex that lasts for at least 30 minutes and sometimes up to an hour. It is awkward when I have company.

I just don't really want to make them self-concious because who am I to deny them what obviously sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe I should walk over in a duck-innertube, floaties, flippers and ask if I can join.

If nothing else, put on some pr0n and crank the volume way up.

Jump up and down and crash into the wall for extra effect.

[ElvenFury]

Grab yourself a baton and have yourself a concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dS0-lvey5w

[g++]

hook an alarm horn up to a hair trigger vibration alarm system on your door. That way when someone posts a note they will be deafened for hours until you come home to turn it off.

http://www.globalspec.com/FeaturedProducts/Detail/Vibration_alarm_Intelligent_Transmitter_alarm/22483/0

[Sean of the Thread]

Grab yourself a baton and have yourself a concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dS0-lvey5w

He's not orchestrating he's having a Parkinson's fit most likely.

Should really look out for the early signs.

[Sean of the Thread]

hook an alarm horn up to a hair trigger vibration alarm system on your door. That way when someone posts a note they will be deafened for hours until you come home to turn it off.

http://www.globalspec.com/FeaturedProducts/Detail/Vibration_alarm_Intelligent_Transmitter_alarm/22483/0


Damn that thing must cost a fortune.

[LMingrone]

Also, instead of that expensive alarm system....I've used this method to catch stupid roommates and neighbors when I'm work or out and mess with them:

One cheap webcam. A free webcam program with the ability to send live video/text messages/alerts to email. I used to get an alert when anything bigger than a squirrel came near my driveway or door. Hook up a cheap, loud ass speaker. Get free software to remotely run your computer. (If's it's a roommate install a remote into their computer also.)

Some of my exploits with this. 1) I suspected an old room mate of going in my room and taking my stuff. So I put a remote connection on his computer. And used it to send Window warning messages and running .wav files to him saying really creepy stuff. The best is when I'd come home and him asking me to fix his computer. I showed him videos and he moved out. Bwahaha.

2) At my old house I pointed a camera at my driveway cause kids were throwing rocks at my house and fucking with my dog everyday when I wasn't home. So, in home alone style, I got some soundboards I could use as soon as I got an alert. Funny seeing kids freak the F out hearing Scarface yell at them from the bedroom window while I'm sitting at my desk miles away.

3) (and last for now, just remembering stuff) Cousin's birthday. I knew he'd be home before anyone else. So I hooked one of the lego computer servos up to a a bucket of water above the front door. Any movement from the camera, you get soaked. Too bad my uncle got home first. He was pissed.

Not that this might help you, but I've done some hilarious stuff using this method. And you get a video of people freaking out as a extra prize.

[Skeeter]

The real fucked up thing is that anyone can call child protection services anonymously and regardless you WILL be investigated and get weekly visits and all kinds of hell for like over a year if you have children.

Bullshit. Fuck the anonymous part on that as well. When it's been deemed that nothing is wrong the person that maliciously called the fake bullshit in should be held accountable.

I learned this at my new job. CPS will only come to your house 4x to attempt to open a case. If you do not answer the door the case is closed.

Not sure how that varies state to state but all I know is I'm done opening the door.

[The Ponzzz]

I learned this at my new job. CPS will only come to your house 4x to attempt to open a case. If you do not answer the door the case is closed.

Not sure how that varies state to state but all I know is I'm done opening the door.

That is not the case in NY or IN. And if you don't answer the door they Terminate your Parental Rights (TPR).

[Skeeter]

CPS is pretty much a joke here. They wont take your kids unless you like 6 o clock news fuck up. And then the first thing they do is start working on the re-integration plan.

I would imagine they have some sort of federal guidelines to follow, unless it's all state to state.

[Jayvn]

You ever been to the castle over in ybor?

[grenthor]

My neighbors dog barks all the fucking time when they are gone. I like my neighbor. We hang out.

I've brought it up once or twice and he insists he knows his dog doesn't bark when he's not around. His dog barely barks, and it's only when someone he doesn't know is trying to get in the house. So clearly unless someone is breaking into his house, his dog doesn't bark. He's told me he knows this FOR A FACT.

Then as soon as he leaves his god damn dog starts barking.

[AnticorRifling]

My neighbors dog barks all the fucking time when they are gone. I like my neighbor. We hang out.

I've brought it up once or twice and he insists he knows his dog doesn't bark when he's not around. His dog barely barks, and it's only when someone he doesn't know is trying to get in the house. So clearly unless someone is breaking into his house, his dog doesn't bark. He's told me he knows this FOR A FACT.

Then as soon as he leaves his god damn dog starts barking.
If only they made a device that let you capture sounds and pictures to show at a later date...hell if they put them inside of other devices that let you send and receive messages of text and or place phone calls it would be a hit!

[Keller]

He's told me he knows this FOR A FACT.


How is Rocktar as a neighbor?

[Sean of the Thread]

You ever been to the castle over in ybor?

I've been to every club in Ybor in the past.

And regret most of it.

Actually ybor was the last place I got my nose broken last. Speaking of which I woke up because of nightmares and decided to go on a walk and have a smoke (it's very nice out at the moment) and got assaulted by a shaved head dude with a long goatee because I didn't have a cigg to give him.

I should start wearing a neck cam or something.


And I'm not taking walks at 12:45 am in this neighborhood any more.


*edit I'm comfortable with my sexuality and am not a bigot so I DO go to gay/alternative clubs and have a great time. It's the goth/emo clubs that make me feel weird. Gay people rock as long as it's not in my socks. <3 drew2

**oh and skeeter needs to come out of the closet already. ffs

osu = homo

[Skeeter]

Quit trying to tempt me with your man sausage. I am not part of that team.

[Fallen]

He has a link to boobs in his sig. That means he can't POSSIBLY be gay.

[Hulkein]

Where exactly are you living now, Sean?

[Sean of the Thread]

Where exactly are you living now, Sean?

I've been staying with a friend in downtown Clearwater.

I've convinced her to move for her own safety.