Great Bumper Stickers.

[TheEschaton]

I saw two that really caught my eye today. The first one said:

two logs: not much for the Roman Empire
three nine inch nails: Even less.
One Savior for us all? Priceless.

I think it's clever, if not a bit preachy.

The one I saw and really loved today had a picture of Dubya wearing a crown, and said, "Haven't we already beaten King George once before?" I like it, because it's a double pun!

-TheE-

[Snapp]

I have a few on my refridgerator (I'm not putting anything on my car):

"Jesus Loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

& one I just got for V-Day from my hags (along with matching shotglass):

"I <3 Road head"

[Blazing247]

The most provocative bumper sticker I've ever seen:

"If I knew they were going to be this much trouble, I'd have picked the damn cotton myself!"

And yes, it was actually on a car. Talk about making yourself a walking ass-beating target, especially where I live.

[peam]

Nietzsche is dead. -God

[CrystalTears]

When I die I want to go quietly in my sleep like my grandpa, not screaming like the passengers in his car.

[Skirmisher]

DAM
(M)others (A)gainst (D)yslexia

was a funny one I saw

[Mint]

He who laughs last thinks slowest

[Kadumi]

This was above a urinal in a public restroom. Not a bumper sticker, yet somewhat on target.

"Why are you looking here when the joke is in your hands?"

[Mint]

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You WILL be assimilated.

i souport publik edekashun.

[Kitsun]

"Bad Cop, No Donut."

[Myshel]

This isn't a bumper sticker but a magnet I got on my frig. I love it.
Its a Donna Reed type lady that is saying..
Make yourself at home, clean my kitchen!

[Jenisi]

"Are you this close to jesus?" I rolled my eyes at that one.

I bought one when I visited my sister and she gave me horrid directions.. "Stop following me! I don't know where i'm going!"

[LilHellcat]

I've got a few, not all on my car but around on things.

One is Beware of Dragons: Because you are in fact crunchier and taste better with ketchup.
another one.

Get a taste of religion, lick a witch. (coughs) Personal favorite.

Wiccans do it skyclad.

If you are driving and talking on your cell phone. Please stop immediately and shove that cell phone up your ass. Thanks.

I don't have road rage. I'm PMSing with a handgun. Give me time to reload, you bastard.

Thats just a few of them.

[Czeska]

::cheers at hellcat::

Freedom of religion means any religion.

All Acts of Love & Pleasure Are My Rituals

Witches Parking Only, All Others Will Be Toad

[Betheny]

leaving nasty notes on people who park like asshole's cars is far superior and more amusing than any funny bumper sticker I ever saw.

[Ambrosia]

One of my friends collect bumper stickers. Her game room was covered with them.

Some of the ones I remember:

Don't Drink & Park - Accidents Cause People

I gave up drinking, smoking and sex... it was the worst 10 minutes of my life.

Your kid is an honor student, but you're a moron.

If my smoking bothers you, don't breathe.

If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

I want to be just like barbie, that bitch has everything.

Porn - it's cheaper than dating.

Yeah, there was a ton more, but I cant remember them all. I still think she has the best game room ever. :grin:


[Edited on 2-18-2004 by Ambrosia]

[peam]

Fuck a buncha SUVs.

[Mint]

That's a car you're driving, NOT a telephone booth.

[Latrinsorm]

With a picture of an SUV:

Yeah these things roll over. That's why God invented lawyers.

[Anebriated]

I saw one once, thought it was clever at the time. "I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving..."

[Ambrosia]

Oh yeah, I remember another... for the ladies

I have PMS and a Handgun, any questions?

[Hips]

I have one on my car that says "Know Your Roots" under a picture of an NES controller. :smilegrin:

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
I have one on my car that says "Know Your Roots" under a picture of an NES controller. :smilegrin:

:heart:

[SpunGirl]

"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?"

"Vegetarian - Indian word for 'bad hunter.' "

"My kid beat up your honor roll student."

"Visualize whirled peas."

"My karma ran over your dogma."

"Stay back or I'll flick a booger on your windshield."

-K

[Solkern]

I've seen a few good ones
I just which I could remember them