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Drew
04-16-2009, 11:15 AM
AKA: cocks on my mouth

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8001644.stm



Snakes escape on Qantas flight


An Australian airliner was grounded after four baby pythons escaped from their container in the aircraft's hold.

The snakes, just six inches long, were among 12 Stimson's pythons being flown from Alice Springs to Melbourne.

At first it was thought the reptiles may have been eaten by the other snakes, but this was discounted after they were weighed on landing.

Passengers were transferred to other aircraft. The jet was fumigated but the snakes' bodies are yet to be found.

"They're not endangered so a decision was made to fumigate...if these snakes turn up they will be very much dead snakes," David Epstein of Qantas said.

It is not known how the snakes - which can grow up to a metre in length - escaped from their container.

They were being transported in the cargo hold of the aircraft in a bag inside a plastic foam box with air holes.

The passenger aircraft returned to service on Wednesday.

Also a nice bonus: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7999909.stm



Man bites snake in epic struggle

A Kenyan man bit a python which wrapped him in its coils and dragged him up a tree during a fierce three-hour struggle, police have told the BBC.

The serpent seized farm worker Ben Nyaumbe in the Malindi area of Kenya's Indian Ocean coast at the weekend.

Mr Nyaumbe bit the snake on the tip of the tail during the exhausting battle in the village of Sabaki.

Police rescued Mr Nyaumbe and captured the 13ft (4m) reptile, before taking it to a sanctuary, but it later escaped.

The victim told police he managed to reach his mobile phone from his pocket to raise the alarm when the python momentarily eased its grip after hauling him up a tree on Saturday evening.


Mr Nyaumbe used his shirt to smother the snake's head and prevent it from swallowing him.

His employer arrived with police and villagers, who tied the python with a rope and pulled them both down from the tree with a thud.

Peter Katam, superintendent of police in Malindi district, told the BBC News website: "Two officers on patrol were called and they found this man was struggling with a snake on a tree.

"The snake had coiled his hands and was trying to swallow him but he struggled very hard. The officers and villagers managed to rescue him and he was freed.

"He himself was injured on the lower lip of the mouth - it was bleeding a little bit - as the tip of the snake's tail was sharp when he said he bit it."

Mr Nyaumbe told the Daily Nation newspaper how he resorted to desperate measures after the python, which had apparently been hunting livestock, encircled his upper body in its coils.

"I stepped on a spongy thing on the ground and suddenly my leg was entangled with the body of a huge python," he said.

"I had to bite it."

'Very mysterious'

Supt Katam told the BBC the officers had wanted to shoot the snake but could not do so for fearing of injuring Mr Nyaumbe.

"If it wasn't for the villagers and officers who helped him, he would have been swallowed by the snake over the Easter holiday," said Supt Katam.

He added: "It's very mysterious, this ability to lift the man onto the tree. I've never heard of this before."

The police officer said they took the snake to a sanctuary in Malindi town but it escaped overnight, probably from a gap under the door in the room where it was kept.

"We are still seriously looking for the snake," said Supt Katam. "We want to arrest the snake because any one of us could fall a victim."

Killer Kitten
04-16-2009, 11:45 AM
"We want to arrest the snake.."

Thanks for giving me a good laugh!

waywardgs
04-16-2009, 11:49 AM
Snakes > dinosaurs.

Kuyuk
04-16-2009, 12:09 PM
kudos to the snake for pwning the guy tho. I always wondered how people (that arent sleeping) fall victims to snakes.

Guess you step on them.

K.

Fallen
04-16-2009, 01:07 PM
I've heard they will also fall out of trees and land about the creature/person's neck.

Sean of the Thread
04-16-2009, 01:09 PM
Or you drive into their mouths.

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/big-snake.jpg

Kuyuk
04-16-2009, 02:31 PM
if I came across that snake, I would probably get out and see how fast its reflexes were by using a stick to poke it.


Might be the last thing I did.. but it's hard to believe that thing is uber fast. (outside water)

Drew
04-22-2009, 01:14 PM
I am tired of these monkey fightin snakes:


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908271

Proxy
04-22-2009, 01:33 PM
one of my favorite things to do when hiking in AZ is throwing large rocks at diamond backs that are close to the trails. Course this is usually done from about 20' away. Those things are freaking quick.

Sean of the Thread
04-22-2009, 01:48 PM
I am tired of these monkey fightin snakes:


http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1908271


Same with finding strangers in the alps...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0

LadyLaphrael
04-22-2009, 02:04 PM
Same with finding strangers in the alps...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0

Quite possibly my favorite TV edit, EVER.

Methais
04-22-2009, 02:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWFgl5w0YH0

Sean of the Thread
04-22-2009, 02:24 PM
Quite possibly my favorite TV edit, EVER.


I laughed so fucking hard when I saw that on basic cable that I missed the "see what happens when... you feed a stoner scrambled eggs larry?!?" part the first time around.