View Full Version : My Penis is Missing.
crazymage
02-17-2004, 12:03 AM
[[Private]-Emislity] "well i could post the pics of you and what's her face stepping on your dick?"
Who stole my penis and let someone step on it then sent the picture to Emislity!
Cause I cant recall letting someone STEP on my dick! Nevermind take pics of it!
$1.00 reward if found.
Originally posted by crazymage
$1.00 reward if found.
You must not need it that badly. Can't say I'm surprised. :lol:
CrazyMage87: im pretty sure theres no pics of my dick floating around... and im positive no ones stepping on it1
CrazyMage87: !!
Tijay2000: only pretty sure?
CrazyMage87: hey.. i been drunk
Kitsun
02-17-2004, 12:14 AM
This might fit under Tayre's thread...
Have you ever...Let someone step on your dick and take pictures of it?
CrazyMage is down for a maybe.
HarmNone
02-17-2004, 12:27 AM
Ummm...I find myself wondering why Emlislity would be in possession of a photo of two people stepping on a dick, regardless of who is the unfortunate owner of said dick. Hell, they might have been playing jump-rope and missed a jump, but why would Emislity care?
HarmNone, the confuddeled...mmmhmmm
crazymage
02-17-2004, 12:31 AM
Ah because i had her in my Sig sayin 'i love it when a guy kisses me after eating me out' Apparently she didnt want people to think she was a slut.
Bobmuhthol
02-17-2004, 12:33 AM
I dare her to post these pictures. DOUBLE DARE.
TRIPLE DOG DARE.
HarmNone
02-17-2004, 12:34 AM
Emislity did not want people to think she is a slut? Does anybody really believe that???
Oh, and I figured out why she has the pic. She was the one holding the other end of the "rope". She just cut herself out of the photo so people would not think she was a slut. Yep. :D
HarmNone really should go to bed. She is getting weirder by the second...
Originally posted by HarmNone
HarmNone really should go to bed. She is getting weirder by the second...
Nah, she's just telling it like it is. :lol:
Bobmuhthol
02-17-2004, 12:35 AM
<<Does anybody really believe that???>>
(|======
Edited to change <----- to a poorly drawn ASCII penis.
[Edited on 2-17-2004 by Bobmuhthol]
HarmNone
02-17-2004, 12:37 AM
Heh. Yeah, Michiko. I gotta do something about my tendency to blurt out whatever happens to be mucking about in what I laughingly describe as a mind. ;)
HarmNone will work on the problem...someday
MOST people i know who know emislity already think shes a slut or a bitch. I personally don't think sergeys sig was like a major new flash or anything.
HarmNone
02-17-2004, 12:41 AM
Heh. Gotta agree, Tijay. It is just a tad too late for Emislity to take up damage control to protect her "good name". :rolleyes:
HarmNone figures it is a lost cause
Bobmuhthol
02-17-2004, 12:45 AM
Yes.
Am I the only one wondering why there is no pic attached to Bob's thread? Or is it a joke about crazymage having no penis to take a pic of? So confused. Obscure humor or oversight?
Bobmuhthol
02-17-2004, 01:04 AM
wtf are you talking about? There is a picture attached, and it's a post, not a thread.
HarmNone
02-17-2004, 01:04 AM
There is a pic attached to Bob's post, hon. I see it. Honest I do. It is not, however, high art. ;)
HarmNone
Well, I am not getting a pic downloaded. I feel so left out.
HarmNone
02-17-2004, 01:08 AM
Bob, behave! People do make mistakes (not excluding you), and downloading problems do occur.
HarmNone figures a minimal show of manners would not hurt you a bit
Bobmuhthol
02-17-2004, 01:09 AM
:( Sorry?
Mint rulez.
Sergey still has no penis.
Originally posted by HarmNone
Bob, behave! People do make mistakes (not excluding you), and downloading problems do occur.
HarmNone figures a minimal show of manners would not hurt you a bit
Heh, I love it when she scolds.
Mint raises a glass of rootbeer to HarmNone
HarmNone
02-17-2004, 01:12 AM
Heh. Young Bob has become my project. Too damned much potential to allow it to go to waste! :D
HarmNone is one to take up projects...even difficult ones
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
:( Sorry?
Mint rulez.
Sergey still has no penis.
God I am sooo tempted to use this in my sig.
Tsa`ah
02-17-2004, 01:29 AM
What I want to know is why the hell you let a GS slut intimidate you into removing a quote.
I bet she really does have pictures of your bits and pieces.
Sick bastard.
Skirmisher
02-17-2004, 06:19 AM
Now I got "Detachable Penis" running through my head.
crazymage
02-17-2004, 08:42 AM
no i remove Sigs anytime someone asks me to i asked her to post them she then said 'oh well i dont have them after 4 years'
oh how the fuck long does somebodies dick need to be for a person to step on it?...
crazymage
02-17-2004, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by The Edine
oh how the fuck long does somebodies dick need to be for a person to step on it?...
Well...i dont want to brag...
Czeska
02-17-2004, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by Skirmisher
Now I got "Detachable Penis" running through my head.
So do I...
Lyrics :
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.
[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
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