More Andraste Fun

[Baelog]

So, me and Revon were standing around in TSC, talking about pie...him saying I was cranky cause I didn't get any, and me saying I could get pie anytime I wanted, and more innuendo followed. So, I get a send.

SEND[Andraste] You know, I don't think we're talking about "pie" and I think that innuendo is inappropriate for public topic.

Just to make a point, I had a ladyfriend of mine give me a slice of blueberry pie...


Speaking deeply to Revon, you say, "I told you I get pie whenever I want."
>
Revon deeply says, "I lost mah mobiles."
>
Lakron's nimble fingers fly across his piccolo, the notes of his song almost, but not quite, running together.
>


SEND[Andraste] Knock it off.


Then...
A bolt of lightning streaks down from the sky and strikes Revon!
... 30 points of damage!
Horrid jolt of electricity shatters ribs in a sickening flash of light!
He is stunned!

A tremendous crack of thunder follows instantly!
(apparently he said something in a REPORT she didn't like)

Followed by me saying...

Speaking deeply to Revon, you say, "I still get pie when I want it."
>
You point at your blueberry pie.
(clearly indicated the piece of pie in my hand)

And this followed soon after.

SEND[Andraste] I said knock it off, Baelog. End the pie conversation


Jesus Christ, it's 2:30am my time, doesn't she have anything better to do than Disney-fy GemStone more?

[Rimalon]

SEND[Andraste] I said knock it off, Baelog. End the pie conversation

rofl. This quote has to go in some hall of fame, somewhere.

[thefarmer]

SEnd a log to feedback and complain.

Not that it'll do anything.

[Miss Ismurii]

LOL that was funny.

[Tisket]

I say everyone should buy a piece of pie tomorrow and walk around Landing licking and fondling it.

[Miscast]

Damn it I would so do this if I hadn't cancelled.

[Warriorbird]

Me too. I'd schedule CHE and PRO pie events.

'Filial Piety' or something...for the whole continent.

[Asha]

SEND[Andraste] Knock it off.


SEND[Andraste] I said knock it off, Baelog.

You were asking for it, fair enough.
But who the fuck lets someone on their staff talk to paying customers like that?
I'm often completely amazed by what she gets away with.

[Asha]

She also posted here frequently which I didn't think was allowed.
She also said the avatar of a skinny stomach was hers. I lol.

[Warriorbird]

They can post here if they're trusted to post. They're just not supposed to be idiots.

[Xaerve]

Best part of this thread is Miscast saying he canceled.

[Asha]

LOL Xaerve
I guess I can remove the instant de-arm Miscast script.
Shame.

[StrayRogue]

Revon is a fucking idiot.

[Parkbandit]

They can post here if they're trusted to post. They're just not supposed to be idiots.

I guess when she started getting into a debate about pvp vs cvc with me.. she broke that rule.

[Kuyuk]

Probably not. You're not very well known for well thought out arguments PB.. I'm sure between the two of you, it was like a retard sammich.

<3


K.

[Parkbandit]

Probably not. You're not very well known for well thought out arguments PB.. I'm sure between the two of you, it was like a retard sammich.

<3


K.

Coming from you, I'll take that as a compliment. I've yet to see a discussion where you've brought any intelligence to the table.

But hey, don't take my word for it.. for a typical example, let's see some of your posts in this thread:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=41635

Yea.. not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer... which is why I refer to you as "Spoon"

Edited to add a "<3" so I can later claim I didn't mean to offend Spoon: <3

[Winter's Kiss]

They can post here if they're trusted to post. They're just not supposed to be idiots.

Yeah, they USED to be able to. They aren't allowed to post on a Non-Official board or post as their PC so long as they are a GM anymore.

[Fallen]

What possible benefit could an active GM derive from posting here other than an onslaught of personal attacks? I'm more than certain a few keep up with these boards, but few if any post.

[Anothi]

Let's be real dude. Don't be posting here like you weren't talking about some pussy pie. Then turn around and have someone get you a piece of pie. We ALL know WTF you were talking about :)

Anothi

[Fallen]

Yeah, they USED to be able to. They aren't allowed to post on a Non-Official board or post as their PC so long as they are a GM anymore.

I'm thinking WK has the right of it. Nothing but bad things can come of them posting here.

[Ignot]

I say everyone should buy a piece of pie tomorrow and walk around Landing licking and fondling it.

Can I beat the pie with a rod?

[Fallen]

Can I beat the pie with a rod?

I doubt the syntax would work. You could point the rod at the pie, though.

[thefarmer]

I'm thinking WK has the right of it. Nothing but bad things can come of them posting here.

Andraste's the reason that ability got pulled.

[Stanley Burrell]

I got my last "Watch it" SEND from her when I was doing my typical stoopid Giantkin RP and asking where babies came from -- back when you could SET the Stupid Tone. That was, uh, four or five years ago. I guess anything can be a sexual innuendo at the discretion of a GM who's monitoring a conversation/actions in an open environment.

I suppose the "porn" scroll under the constable's cot doesn't really count, since it isn't directly making an ESRB-unfriendly penetration innuendo.

Revon is sort of retarded and you're more likely to attract attention if you hang out with him, imho.

[Fallen]

I got my last "Watch it" SEND from her when I was doing my typical stoopid Giantkin RP and asking where babies came from -- back when you could SET the Stupid Tone. That was, uh, four or five years ago. I guess anything can be a sexual innuendo at the discretion of a GM who's monitoring a conversation/actions in an open environment.

I suppose the "porn" scroll under the constable's cot doesn't really count, since it isn't directly making an ERSB-unfriendly penetration innuendo.

Revon is sort of retarded and you're more likely to attract attention if you hang out with him, imho. - S.B.


The damned thing wouldn't quote for some reason.

I always took the Stupidly tone to be more of a mocking, sarcastic usage. Perma-stupid tone would cause heads to explode.

[Stanley Burrell]

The damned thing wouldn't quote for some reason.

I always took the Stupidly tone to be more of a mocking, sarcastic usage. Perma-stupid tone would cause heads to explode.

Think "Lenny" from Of Mice and Men.



Your head asplode.

Edited to Add: His head actually does asplode, George.

[phantasm]

Emeradan posts here in threads that result from his GM actions.

[Warriorbird]

Andraste's the reason that ability got pulled.

Makes a lot of sense. It's nice to think that she'd actually be punished for something... even if everybody else would've been too.

[Proxy]

Can I beat the pie with a rod?

no but you can POUND PIE and it will vibrate in your hands.

[Sean of the Thread]

All those years of me fondling bananas in my pocket and I never got one send for shit. I abused the hell out of that banana.

Andraste is still a douchebag cocksmoke.

[Donquix]

'You know what goes good with pie?
Donquix says, "You know what goes good with pie?"

>look in pants
In the pants you see a long rod.

>gaze rod
Donquix gazes at something in his pants.

'Cream. Thick white cream...ice cream that is.

[BriarFox]

Revon is a fucking idiot. :yeahthat: Hes the quintessential small park asshat.

[Tisket]

'You know what goes good with pie?
Donquix says, "You know what goes good with pie?"

>look in pants
In the pants you see a long rod.

>gaze rod
Donquix gazes at something in his pants.

'Cream. Thick white cream...ice cream that is.

lmao, where did you do that and were others around?

[Winter's Kiss]

:yeahthat: Hes the quintessential small park asshat.


Quoting this for future snickering.

[Donquix]

lmao, where did you do that and were others around?

No where, as my account at the time was not active.

But i'd been contemplating reactivating and i just did, in part because of stuff like this.

So, believe or not...Andraste, in part...and quite accidentally....caused someone to come back to the game. Shit.

On a side note, i see not much has changed! One of the first things that i did when i came back was get a bounty task to Varunar to forage, where upon I got my head nearly knocked off by a Roa'ter that had already burrowed. (SURPRISE MANEUVER ATTACK!)

Forgot to unencumber before i left town. I just stood there dazed like an idiot before i remembered...oh yeah, i mastered Berserk on this warrior just for this reason!

[Fallen]

Well, some things have changed. Berserk is arguably better now, and Roa'ters are now BCS creatures with a lot of new tricks.

[Donquix]

Hasn't been too long. I was only 14 months behind on guild dues! (which luckily i DID check on before heading out)

[Winter's Kiss]

Mm... Dodge the roa'ter..

[Asha]

Don't hunt Varunar.

[Donquix]

Mm... Dodge the roa'ter..

usually do. But apparently I had a mass of blacksmithing supplies on me I forgot about :)


Don't hunt Varunar.

What? You don't like hunting in areas that are in deadzones betweem realms and have terrible treasure and are populated with critters that can instagib you?

What's not to love?

[Rolton-Sammich]

You were asking for it, fair enough.
But who the fuck lets someone on their staff talk to paying customers like that?
I'm often completely amazed by what she gets away with.

Seriously? "Knock it off"? Does it make your ears burn or something? :wtf:

[Methais]

I say everyone should buy a piece of pie tomorrow and walk around Landing licking and fondling it.

I'm with Tisket. We should designate a certain day (tomorrow is too soon to get enough people) where everyone gets pie and has pie conversations.

Even better if everyone gathers in TSC to do it.

Tisket you should make a separate thread for this because I'm too lazy.

[Tisket]

Tisket you should make a separate thread for this because I'm too lazy.

Oh fuck no, I'm not falling for that! Read my title. Laziness is a way of life for me. Volunteer someone else!

[Methais]

On a side note, i see not much has changed! One of the first things that i did when i came back was get a bounty task to Varunar to forage, where upon I got my head nearly knocked off by a Roa'ter that had already burrowed. (SURPRISE MANEUVER ATTACK!)

Forgot to unencumber before i left town. I just stood there dazed like an idiot before i remembered...oh yeah, i mastered Berserk on this warrior just for this reason!

http://carlnet.no-ip.org/surprise_buttsecks.jpg

[Methais]

Oh fuck no, I'm not falling for that! Read my title. Laziness is a way of life for me. Volunteer someone else!

You volunteer someone else! I'm too lazy to do that too.

I got an endless supply of blueberry muffins in my house. Let's all stock up on muffins and talk about muffs.

[TheRoseLady]

What possible benefit could an active GM derive from posting here other than an onslaught of personal attacks? I'm more than certain a few keep up with these boards, but few if any post.

Not in their official capacity (I had a vision of a mall cop when I typed that..) but in their leisure time, it's an outlet to them, as much as it is to us. Especially those who posted here for a long time before they went into slave labor.

Once they get off the Simu kool-aid they'll be back posting along with the rest of us.

::waves to those she misses::

[Ashlander]

::waves to those she misses::

::gives the finger to the rest::

[Methais]

Emeradan posts here in threads that result from his GM actions.

As who?

Jimmy Hoffa also posts here sometimes.

Did you see what I did there?

[Jayvn]

I think we should have a cart of pie at the annual clambake

[Winter's Kiss]

Mmm.. Clambakes..


Make sure there's naked cabana boys and serving wenches and we're good.

[Tisket]

So where do you get pie in Landing?

[Winter's Kiss]

Hearthstone.

[Stretch]

Once upon a time, Whatley posted on the PC.

True story.

[Jayvn]

So where do you get pie in Landing?

TSNW, go inn, south, go stair, go door, close door, latch door. I heard there's a whole cart of empath pie in there

[Asha]

That fucking Simu. Using their alchemy in RL to take away some of my favourite PC members.

[Belnia]

[Hearthstone, Front Porch]
Airy and open, the porch is enclosed by smooth, freshly painted white modwir up to a height of about four feet. As you ponder the sky-blue color of the ceiling and a lacework of deep green ivy that crisscrosses the open space between posts, the hubbub of the world beyond quickly fades away. Rocking chairs of various sizes are an inviting sight, and an elegant green marble arch provides a tantalizing view of the splendors inside the old manor. You also see a tall modwir bin, a doorman, the porch steps and a long oak sideboard with some stuff on it.
Obvious paths: none
l on sideboard
>On the long oak sideboard you see a cup of honeyed mint tea, a mug of golden wheat beer, a cup of fresh apple cider, a flask of steaming black coffee, a mug of elderberry mead, a glass of ruby red wine, a sweet pickled onion, a leg of roasted rabbit, a crock of fragrant onion stew, a handful of roasted hazelnuts, a chunk of raw onion, a slice of blueberry pie, a wedge of crusty peach pie, a juicy roasted drumstick and a glazed strawberry tart.
>ponder pie
>
You gaze thoughtfully at a slice of blueberry pie on a long oak sideboard.
>stare second pie
You stare at a wedge of crusty peach pie on a long oak sideboard.
>get blue pie
You help yourself to a slice of blueberry pie.
>nod
You nod.

[Methais]

So when is our official pie invasion day in honor of Andraste?

[Tisket]

I have to find my stupid password, I haven't logged in for a while.

[joehollywood]

If that falls through we can alway have lick-a-tart day...I'll bring the kiln

[Methais]

The best part is I bet Andraste never fucked with Vif/Rocksand/Medicatrixrayahayayghahuihaofha and any of her retarded shit.

[Bhuryn]

I wish Kennesaw was still around, watching Jessaril and Morphion get killed by Massive Stone Sentinels in the dinghy was epic.

[Methais]

Kennesaw was win.