Why men shouldn't design alters

[Hips]

Rhys: a river blue rolaren targe emblazoned with three silvery moons glowing mysteriously on a pair of beings each clothed in all sheer azure watered silk, holding hands and staring at the dragon gracefully flying in the moonlight!
Rhys: oh yea.. and in the background a wolf howls

:barf:

[Bobmuhthol]

I'll pay 20mil for it.

[Sean]

Rhys: aww.. Michiko is making fun of my alter idea
Tijay: cause they suck
Tijay: but your old, you'll forget the idea in the morning
Rhys: I already forgot it.. blue and a dragon and a wolf

[Zeyrin]

that alter sucks, that is for sure. you shouldn't limit this thread to just men. I've seen many females screw up a perfectly good alter.

[longshot]

Gemstone so needs the fab five.

Queer eye for the straight elf...

"And you! What were you thinking with this pink bunny costume?"