Fight me bitches

[Latrinsorm]

What's it's name? I can fight it if I know it's name. Get with the times and put the link in your sig!Zaafy. Someone inexplicably had Zaaf.

I don't have a sig. THAT'S THE COOL WAY TO DO IT, TISKET.

[Tisket]

Zaafy. Someone inexplicably had Zaaf.

I already figured it out and listed you in the OP. neener neener. Also, I gave you another bubble. Now throw more fights to me!

And is this you Dex? Awesome: http://tisket.mybrute.com/fight/23742522

[DCSL]

And is this you Dex? Awesome: http://tisket.mybrute.com/fight/23742522

Not me. XD I think it's a fantasy.

http://dexlove.mybrute.com/fight/23743910

Precious schooled 'em for me, too.

SexTiskets is me. ,v,,

[Warriorbird]

Tournament = keen. Warriorbird got crushed but Foul Darke is still going.

[diethx]

Do you get experience for the tournament wins?

[Warriorbird]

No...but if I win a few more I think I get a title.

[thefarmer]

Your next dude looks easy. wtf. I always get level 7 guys in my tournament.

[Warriorbird]

I don't have a maul AND a pet though. Still... the scourge is pretty solid.

[diethx]

New brute.. she kicks some ass.

http://koralie.mybrute.com

And another... i'm bored, heh.

http://kiksee.mybrute.com

[Faent]

New brute.. she kicks some ass.http://koralie.mybrute.com

Pwned. First try. You were pwned by:

http://diekthxkiller.mybrute.com/

See if your little wimp can kill my beasts:

http://star-ninja.mybrute.com/ or
http://star-god.mybrute.com/

[diethx]

Yeah Koralie was awesome at lvl 1. Then she got a knife or dagger or "gaystick" as I call it... and started using that instead of her hammer. She's fucking dumb.

[thefarmer]

I wish there was an intelligence stat that made them do thinks more intelligently... LIKE USE THEIR WEAPONS!

It's instant failure when your brute doesn't use their weapon.

[Warriorbird]

I was on my way...but not quite far enough.

4h Your Brute has beated dexteris
5h Your Brute has beated axzdsfxgg
6h Your Brute has beated zazaman
7h Your Brute has beated cxvbhh
8h Your Brute has beated Crazy Bear
9h Your Brute has beated Neg 3
10h Your Brute has beated glamurnoe kiso
11h Schabernack has crushed your Brute!
Your Brute has been eliminated by Schabernack (anyway, who could have done it any better?)

[thefarmer]

You only lost because you didn't use the maul of pwning

[Warriorbird]

It's true. Even my inferior scourge would've rocked him at 3 levels up.

[Solkern]

fight me bitches!

[Stanley Burrell]

How do I recruit/become somebody's pupil? :-[

[thefarmer]

click on the direct link to become a pupil.

You can't become a pupil if you roll up new.

PEople become your pupils using your direct link as their first fight.

[Stanley Burrell]

click on the direct link to become a pupil.

You can't become a pupil if you roll up new.

PEople become your pupils using your direct link as their first fight.

Oh snap.

Don't worry, I clicked your Look@my8====D.

[thefarmer]

Awesome.

Oh, and you being someone's pupil, or having your own don't do much unless they play and level their brutes too. You only get poitns (sometimes) for them leveling.

[Tisket]

Oh, and you being someone's pupil, or having your own don't do much unless they play and level their brutes too.

I prefer pretending that it means I am QUEEN OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE. And you are all my serfs.

[Soulpieced]

See thread title.

[StJimmy]

Sick of people with knives and shit jacking my shit up! I've got a lousy stick that I can barely use and this xgamer dude can stab me 4 times in a fucking row!

[StJimmy]

See thread title.

omg, fuck off with those ninja stars! is it really necessary to toss 5 in a row?!?

[Soulpieced]

I've seen him throw 10 in a row.

[Drakefang]

Here's mine: http://galenok.mybrute.com

I've had him for about 1 or 2 more days than this threads existed. Amazing to find so much posting about it already. Random, too, since I found it from a totally different location. Fun, though. I still haven't figured out much of the game. It seems like it's completely random, from leveling up to the fighting.

[Jayvn]

http://thparkles.mybrute.com/tf/2133196

Lol... I was like there's no fucking way I won this near the end of the fight..
FEAR ALL THAT IS THPARKLES!!!

[Anferis]

http://anferis.mybrute.com
Have at it. Sucks that there's limited fights per day.

[Onar]

BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF .... my noodle bowl.

http://dragaeran13.mybrute.com

(actual weapon -- may even be better than throwing stars)

[Soulpieced]

Those noodle bowls are nasty.

[Onar]

http://dragaeran26.mybrute.com

This one has some sort of wolf ... worthog thingy.

[Euler]

Ponzied 2, Stan B. 0

[Xiandrena]

Diethx made me her bitch...er...pupil. Let's fight!

[Soulpieced]

My throwing stars are impenetrable.

[Faent]

BEHOLD THE AWESOME POWER OF .... my noodle bowl. http://dragaeran13.mybrute.com (actual weapon -- may even be better than throwing stars)

I just checked out your bowl. They seem too slow. The stars really prevent you from running in and attacking, but the noodle bowl doesn't.

[Berg]

When are the tourneys run? I registered for one but not really sure if I need to do more than that.

http://paetan.mybrute.com
http://berggs.mybrute.com

[Solkern]

Anyone start a clan yet?
we need a PC clan

[Euler]

you need to get to lvl 10 first. Tisket is on it, I am sure

[AestheticDeath]

Throwing bowls of noodles? WTF

[Ashlander]

When are the tourneys run? I registered for one but not really sure if I need to do more than that.

http://paetan.mybrute.com
http://berggs.mybrute.com
They're automatic, once you register it'll fight them for you.

[graysun]

In the interest of making cyberstalking easier here are links to PC people's brutes. I know I probably missed some or got some wrong. Just let me know. Will update as new ones are added to the thread. Note for those creating new brutes: you will end up the pupil of whoever (whomever?) your brute first fights so choose wisely:
Props for getting this all started here Tisket.

If the interest-level keeps up, PC clan is going to take over the brute world.

[AestheticDeath]

Ugh.. (http://gsplayers.mybrute.com/fight/26066398)

[Euler]

Ugh.. (http://gsplayers.mybrute.com/fight/26066398)

that was almost as exciting as a WNBA game

I boned Xiandrena

http://eulerii.mybrute.com/fight/26103670

[Soulpieced]

Soulpie owned Euler.

[AestheticDeath]

Someone needs to find a game like this that you have control of. Get to choose what you get when you level up.

[Back]

Aw man I was robbed! I’ll get you next time diethx!

http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/24085439

[Tisket]

haha she had like one hit point left to your full health and she kills you with one hammer blow.

[Tisket]

Someone needs to find a game like this that you have control of. Get to choose what you get when you level up.

Think of it like a dice game rather than a typical video game. Random can be fun too.

[Tisket]

you need to get to lvl 10 first. Tisket is on it, I am sure

It's a little slow with the fight limits, I'm only level 7, so another couple days unless someone else can get there first. Someone said they started playing a few days before we did so, assuming they have a level 10 character, maybe they can get it rolling.

[Davenshire]

What the HECK is with that hammer? I got a couple shots off on the first day and they whacked me for 70! holy cats!


neat aside game though, somehting to play with when checking the mail daily.






_____________________________

http://Davenshire.mybrute.com/
http://Barjin.mybrute.com/

[Amaron]

I am having fun, come play me!

[Another odd duck]

A brutal error has been encountered!

We have encountered an error while accessing the requested page.

If the web is unavailable, please try again in a few minutes.

Why don't you take a look at our other games?

Heh, fight time rush?

[Back]

Salad face, I will seek vengeance!
http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/26609272

Latrin has a pointy stick.
http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/26617760

Warriorbird gets pwned.
http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/26624634

[Warriorbird]

The hammer/maul is pretty nuts. I've done some naughty things with the scourge too. Hopefully now that my better brute has gotten more levels under him he doesn't stop using his good weapon.

[Jayvn]

Hey back..
"I'm so sorry but I think I hit your dog.......with my swords"

by swords I mean club but I had to keep with the ATHF quotation

http://jayvn.mybrute.com/fight/26885707

[Xiandrena]

I boned Xiandrena




Give it to meee! I want a weapon damnit.

[Euler]

soy una perra de Tisket

http://therealeuler.mybrute.com/fight/27237524

[Parkbandit]

I demand whoever made Parkbandit give me the password. I'm looking in Tisket's general direction...

[Back]

soy una perra de Tisket

http://therealeuler.mybrute.com/fight/27237524

oooo shut out!

[Euler]

we need to break down these brutes by level

[Tisket]

soy una perra de Tisket

http://therealeuler.mybrute.com/fight/27237524

Site down for technical maintenance at the moment so i can't watch whatever horrors you unleashed on my poor brute.

And I didn't steal PB's handle!! I wish I had thought of it though. Damn. I did edit the first post to reflect that it is not PB playing that brute.

[Parkbandit]

Site down for technical maintenance at the moment so i can't watch whatever horrors you unleashed on my poor brute.

And I didn't steal PB's handle!! I wish I had thought of it though. Damn. I did edit the first post to reflect that it is not PB playing that brute.

Yea.. someone took Falgrin as well. I should be flattered that someone wants to be me so badly...

Since I HAVE NO FUCKING TV YET in the new house (FUCK YOU VERIZON.. FUCK YOU DIRECTV) I'll be playing this fucking game until I fall asleep....

[Parkbandit]

WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK!? Down for technical maintenance!?

I'm going to chew DirecTV a new ass tomorrow... fucking slack contractor work.

[Tisket]

soy una perra de Tisket

http://therealeuler.mybrute.com/fight/27237524

It's back up. And poor Euler needs a new brute. That was sad and funny at the same time.

[TheLastShamurai]

It's back up. And poor Euler needs a new brute. That was sad and funny at the same time.

When the Tisketeer wipes the floor with you it's time to reconsider your life as a Brute.

[Jayvn]

I extracted my revenge on your damn dog today Tisket..eer...

http://jayvn.mybrute.com/fight/26889715

[Warriorbird]

Your Brute has obtained the title "Desert Batterer."

Ha. Probably the title for 1 tournament win. My brute is now ranked 8000 though I reached the final 1024?

[Amaron]

I have won 2 and not gotten a title so you musta done well.

J

[thefarmer]

Your Brute has obtained the title "Desert Batterer."

Ha. Probably the title for 1 tournament win. My brute is now ranked 8000 though I reached the final 1024?

Nah.

I've had a lot of my guys go up to the 8, 9th hour fights with no title.

Click on ranking, it'll tell you what the other titles are too.

[Warriorbird]

Cool. Tournament title 2. I'm not a total noob.

[Allereli]

http://allereli.mybrute.com

bitch has been invincible since she got the panther

[TheLastShamurai]

Is that really suppost to be a panther? Looks like a damn wolverine.

[Berg]

I'd kill for one of those animals or a set of those throwing stars.


http://paetan.mybrute.com

[DCSL]

Yeah, most people guess that it's a wolf but it's supposed to be a panther. Mine is called Precious. She just wants to play! With your head!

[Danical]

Yeah, it's a panther. That's what it says when you level up.

[Warriorbird]

Panthers and bears rock hardcore. Sucks when your opponent nets them though.

[Solkern]

I got a Sai on one of my guys it fucking rocks

[Warriorbird]

Sai disarming is awesome. Whips are really crazy good. I still like the maul and the scourge best though.

Things have their downsides. The mauls destroy just about anybody...but if you level up with them the silly brutes have the chance of pulling out the wrong weapon.

[Danical]

Anyone level 10 yet so we can make a PC clan?

[CaptContagious]

http://savagegs.mybrute.com

just call me... Chuck Norris!

[Bobmuhthol]

Tournament fight: http://aminchen.mybrute.com/tf/2420851

I love it.

[Back]

Wow, WB... I think this one is a keeper. Pugnaciousness seems to rock.

http://warriorbird69.mybrute.com/fight/27664981

[Fallen]

Is there a level cap in this game?

[Back]

No idea.

87 is the highest I can find.

http://backpc.mybrute.com/ranking?r=0

[NocturnalRob]

i am horrid at this. hahaha...

[Xaerve]

Game is really easy to hack; just make a QT script or something that just keeps registering new accounts and fighting your main account "as apprentices" and then cycles through the free fights.

[ElvenFury]

Game is really easy to hack; just make a QT script or something that just keeps registering new accounts and fighting your main account "as apprentices" and then cycles through the free fights.

The game seems to wisen up to the fact that the apprentices are coming from the same IP.

[ElvenFury]

PS. Mace beats club.

http://beastslut.mybrute.com/fight/?d=myt11;k=8661df6c7fef

[Xaerve]

The game seems to wisen up to the fact that the apprentices are coming from the same IP.

That's really effective! :)

[Guarrin]

Yeah, and I did get experience from one of my recruits lvling up. Maybe it's only when they hit certain levels?

[Izzy]

My brute fucking sucks ass :(

[Spectral]

I am too addicted to this... am I the only one?

[Parkbandit]

So far.. Falgrin8 seems like my best one. No weapon, but strength + armor is pretty tough. I kicked some guy with that huge ass mace. I've yet to get a mace or a familiar.

[Xiandrena]

This is addicting. I wish I could get some other weapon than a namby stick.

[NocturnalRob]

This is addicting. I wish I could get some other weapon than a namby stick.
EYEPOOPZ just crapped on your face

[Parkbandit]

This is addicting. I wish I could get some other weapon than a namby stick.

That stick seems pretty good. I get tons of blocks and extra strikes using it.

[Xiandrena]

I was happy with the stick too until Stan wtfpwned me with his balls. :(

[Tisket]

Rankings:

Padawan
Desert Batterer
Sticking Plaster Ripper
Richter Thumper
Iron Fist
Vengeful Flame
Berserk Soul
Hemogoblin
Sword Swallower
Satan's Biceps
Dentist of Chaos
Brutal Legend

The level 89 brute, The.Pozzi, has 19941 pupils: http://the.pozzi.mybrute.com/cellule

That's just nuts.

[NocturnalRob]

Rankings:

Padawan
Desert Batterer
Sticking Plaster Ripper
Richter Thumper
Iron Fist
Vengeful Flame
Berserk Soul
Hemogoblin
Sword Swallower
Satan's Biceps
Dentist of Chaos
Brutal Legend

The level 89 brute, The.Pozzi, has 19941 pupils: http://the.pozzi.mybrute.com/cellule

That's just nuts.

now he has 19958 pupils

he also only has 18 victories...

[NocturnalRob]

and now he has 19964...wtf?

[Tisket]

It doesnt show all fights, just most recent.

[Tisket]

As I understand it, if you create a new brute, you become the pupil of the first person that brute fights. Although why you'd want to pit a level one brute against that monster is beyond me. Someone try it and see if you even get points.

[ElvenFury]

The level 89 brute, The.Pozzi, has 19941 pupils: http://the.pozzi.mybrute.com/cellule

That's just nuts.

He was level 67, I believe, when I saw him last week. Maybe he's Xaevre's?

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=921888&postcount=336

[Tisket]

Yeah, he also regularly hacks Nasa and the Pentagon in his spare time. Or so he'd like us to believe.

[Tisket]

Don't know why he isn't level ten and making us a clan yet!! Fucking bastard slacker.

[Danical]

If you turn your cookies off, you won't become a pupil of anyone.

Vulvamancer doesn't have a master.

[Warriorbird]

Interesting. I wonder how much of it is cookie based.

[Back]

Go to Http://mybrute.com

You can start from there and have no master.

Like http://craptasticalist.mybrute.com/cellule !

[Tisket]

Well if you don't want the future PC clan to grow faster that would be the way to go. Otherwise pick someone from the OP master list to fight first and help them get points.

[Danical]

Well if you don't want the future PC clan to grow faster that would be the way to go. Otherwise pick someone from the OP master list to fight first and help them get points.

I didn't notice it until yesterday. As soon as I get more fights, I'll join whoever is the highest right now.

Who is the highest now?

[ElvenFury]

Who is the highest now?

I think it's either Tisket or PennaViking, although Aarx is the coolest. ;-)

http://aarx.mybrute.com/

[ElvenFury]

New pupil: Rawrrrrrrrx !

LOL. Nice. Too bad the stupid fucking game refuses to give me experience for my pupils. WTMF?!!!

[Tisket]

I didn't notice it until yesterday. As soon as I get more fights, I'll join whoever is the highest right now.

Who is the highest now?

Spread it out, pick someone with fewer pupils and fight them first.

[Tisket]

Removed my brute link from the top of the OP since it was giving me an unfair advantage when recruiting new pupils.

[Back]

Removed my brute link from the top of the OP since it was giving me an unfair advantage when recruiting new pupils.

Embrace the game. You’re level 7 with only 6 victories.

[ElvenFury]

Removed my brute link from the top of the OP since it was giving me an unfair advantage when recruiting new pupils.

You started the thread, so you might as well be the one to start the PC clan. Although your win count is rather sad. :-P

[Tisket]

Yeah, she is a wimp.

[Warriorbird]

You only get exp from pupils if they actually level.

[Spectral]

Sooo addicted, I had to make another one! Come beat me up!

http://imaldana.mybrute.com (http://imaldana.mybrute.com/)

[ElvenFury]

You only get exp from pupils if they actually level.

I don't think this is true. I've gotten experience on the join messaging before, as well as when they leveled.

[NocturnalRob]

Yeah, she is a wimp.
but her pupil names are pretty awesome...

[Tisket]

tisketisgay is my favorite so far.

[NocturnalRob]

yeah, that's me. tisketlovesballz, harryballz4u, etc etc. i'm helping!!

[Tisket]

tisketlovesballz looks like Mr. T.

[Warriorbird]

I either locked myself out of or someone locked me out of my Warriorbird brute. Updated my sig accordingly.

[Tisket]

I have a goatsedtubgirl pupil. Is Methais playing this game?

[Soulpieced]

Stars rulz.

[Back]

Yeah, she is a wimp.

You can thank me for the 1xp I gave you for leveling because I got 1 new student who gained a level which made me level.

[Allereli]

You can thank me for the 1xp I gave you for leveling because I got 1 new student who gained a level which made me level.

that's me

[NocturnalRob]

tisketlovesballz looks like Mr. T.
He pities the fool.

[Stunseed]

Signed up and went 5-1. I started with a stick, huzzah.

[Back]

that's me

Tisket owes you a drink.

[Amaron]

is the site having issues?

[Euler]

is for me. We broke it.

[Allereli]

Tisket owes you a drink.

I accept gift cards

[Back]

New pupil: uheartballz !

lol

[Euler]

I no can log in. :(

[NocturnalRob]

New pupil: uheartballz !

lol
you're welcome. heh.

[NocturnalRob]

i've been trying to make at least one pupil for everyone and get them up to lvl 2 or 3, but the site is being a PoS.

[Back]

i've been trying to make at least one pupil for everyone and get them up to lvl 2 or 3, but the site is being a PoS.

Fucking NoctoRob broke it!

[Tisket]

I accept gift cards

You need to stop listening to Backlash. It never ends well.

(I will create a brute and fight you so you have another pupil though as soon as the site isn't being bitchy)

[Tisket]

What the motherfuck...I just fought a brute named Kanar. He had a yeti and TWO little dogs or foxes or whatever the fuck those things are. It's like his pet had pets.

[Euler]

least you can fight. All my links are broken.

[Tisket]

I'm thinking the site traffic has become heavier than expected by whoever owns/runs it. I've seen this brute game mentioned on three different and unrelated forums already. I'm hoping the slowdown is attributable to them just making game improvements though. LIKE MORE FIGHTS PER DAY FFS.

[Xaerve]

A french blog a friend reads mentioned that they are thinking of resetting the engine because of the hacks I mentioned before. The company that runs the site is French, they've been around for awhile and run (as you might know) several other flash-based games: http://www.motion-twin.com/english

Also, the blog mentions that their traffic has spiked considerably in the last few days so their sever load is all fucked up; they are working on it. :)

[Euler]

they are going to reset and introduce monks!!!!!! OMG

[Back]

You need to stop listening to Backlash. It never ends well.

(I will create a brute and fight you so you have another pupil though as soon as the site isn't being bitchy)

I think I have a Starbucks giftcard around here somewhere...

[Allereli]

I'm sure you all have wanted to see the smackdown for some time

http://allereli.mybrute.com/fight/30831246


edit: and vs. Back http://allereli.mybrute.com/fight/30841734

[ElvenFury]

Fuck Yeah!! Take that, Tisket! :-P


EDIT: Correct link: http://aarx.mybrute.com/fight/30831572

[Allereli]

Aarx- I want a rematch

[ElvenFury]

Aarx- I want a rematch

Pff, sure thing. Just as soon as I can fight again. In the meantime, consider yourself lucky that he didn't break out his BIG sword. ;-)

(And I'll consider myself lucky that beating Tisket bumped me to level 5 and gave me that dog!)

[ElvenFury]

Also, I'd like to complain that beating Tisket, who was 3 levels over me at the time, still only gave me 2 xp. WTF? Where's my uphunting bonus?

[Tisket]

I swear that my brute is the biggest pussy evah. Fuckers.

[DCSL]

No.. no. Mine at alacrana.mybrute.com is the biggest pussy. She advances in level through sheer losing. Seriously. I kind of like her.

[Back]

edit: and vs. Back http://allereli.mybrute.com/fight/30841734

Oh shit. Its on.

As soon as the site comes back up. Thanks for breaking it.

[Back]

Nooooooooooooooo!!!

http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/30910859

[Warriorbird]

No.. no. Mine at alacrana.mybrute.com is the biggest pussy. She advances in level through sheer losing. Seriously. I kind of like her.

Poor Alacrana. Her versus Foul Darke was hilarious.

[Warriorbird]

Nooooooooooooooo!!!

http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/30910859

Allereli wins. Flawless victory.

[Allereli]

http://allereli.mybrute.com/tf/2541141

wtf is that thing?

edit:

Your Brute has survived to Thparkles.
Your Brute has survived to uberJosharawr.
Your Brute has survived to voltalicious.
Your Brute has survived to DieselThaLone.
Your Brute has survived to Pan Pan.
Your Brute has survived to DiaNeHeArt.
Your Brute has survived to Xeros666.

no points for any of them?

[thefarmer]

Your Brute has obtained the title "Sticking Plaster Ripper"


Probably my worst guy at level 3 and he reaches the 512th final?

ROFL

[Warriorbird]

Luck matters!

[Allereli]

lol nice try Stan http://allereli.mybrute.com/fight/31020559

Panther's name is now Sexy

[Stanley Burrell]

Dammit.

[thefarmer]

New pupil: NigzStolemyBike! !

Heh.

[Celephais]

Dammit.
Damn the man, Save the empire.

[thefarmer]

http://farmervivaldi3.1.mybrute.com/tf/2769088

It's hammer time!

[Tisket]

I still can't access my brutes. I'm bruteless!

[thefarmer]

I still can't access my brutes. I'm bruteless!

I'll b ur brute!

[Tisket]

That depends, do you have a big...club?

[diethx]

http://boobookittehfuck.mybrute.com

http://pewpilz.mybrute.com

[diethx]

Jeez I have too many brutes.

[Warriorbird]

Yeah. I ditch some if they end up uninteresting. I still might work up a Cry of the Damned one.

[Tisket]

One hit arena fight: http://tisket.mybrute.com/tf/2653480

She isn't as big a wimp as I thought.

[diethx]

Well boobookittehfuck has a pet which is cool, my first one with a pet. kiksee is turning out to be pretty badass. Her hypnosis turns other peoples pets against them and she's got a giant club or maul or whatever that bashes skulls nicely.

[Tisket]

Oh shit, the opponent was level 2. I take it back...my brute is a wimp AND a bully.

[Sean]

No fancy stuff just me making Tisketeer my bitch.. http://tijay.mybrute.com/fight/30786605

[Tisket]

Bastard.

[Warriorbird]

I think the net's a lot nicer than I first guessed.

[Sean]

It's good for pets that's about it. If you use it on a person it goes away after your next attack.

[ElvenFury]

The net is sweet if your brute is smart enough to toss it over an animal, and then focus on the main enemy. But it's pretty retarded if you just toss it over the person and then hit them, since it breaks right away.

I'm PSYCHED that Aarx finally got a pet. I'll give Tisket credit for letting him get it.

[EDIT] PS. Anyone else notice how they spell "bolt of lightening"? Fucking French peeps.

[ElvenFury]

Whomever plays "Tisket was here", nice try.

http://aarx.mybrute.com/fight/31360256

[Tisket]

It was me. I will beat your ass one of these tries. You just wait.

[Sean]

It was me. I will beat your ass one of these tries. You just wait.

You intentionally made her look naked so that when I asserted my pimp hand upon her with great vengence and furious anger it would be more realistic right?

[Tisket]

I was hoping it would distract your brute. You must have a gay brute!

[ElvenFury]

I was hoping it would distract your brute. You must have a gay brute!

You know how I know that your brute is gay?

[Solkern]

fuck they need to raise the limit from 3 to like 6 or 10

[AestheticDeath]

Someone needs to make a decent version of this. Something that isn't 200% random. Something that scales properly. What's the point in having 15 weapons when you kill someone in two hits?

And having guys stupid enough to throw away their own weapon to swap for a crappier one. Jesus. Something this random is too frustrating.

[Stanley Burrell]

Dag, The Cheat. Someone in the Arena with, like, extra bright yellow agility pwnd my d00d.

And certain lady types of the PC also smashed his face. Huzzah.

[Parkbandit]

Someone needs to make a decent version of this. Something that isn't 200% random. Something that scales properly. What's the point in having 15 weapons when you kill someone in two hits?

And having guys stupid enough to throw away their own weapon to swap for a crappier one. Jesus. Something this random is too frustrating.

Wait.. you mean where you don't throw your weapon at the other fighter at the beginning, rendering you weaponless?

[Drakefang]

It's random, frustrating and fun. Bratt keeps kicking my tail...as did several others. What is crazy is how strong certain talents or weapons/pets are. The randomness of leveling up is more frustrating than the combat.

[Bobmuhthol]

http://aminchen.mybrute.com/fight/33726557

Lame. (Note: Tisket is +3 levels on me)

[ElvenFury]

http://aminchen.mybrute.com/fight/33726557

Lame. (Note: Tisket is +3 levels on me)

Yeah, but it's TISKET! You still should have been able to win. Congrats on sucking. :-P

[Tisket]

To be fair, his brute almost died of old age before I was able to kill him.

[ElvenFury]

To be fair, his brute almost died of old age before I was able to kill him.

You must have learned the "Rope-a-dope" skill.

[NocturnalRob]

tisket, your new pupils now have the coolest names ever

[Tisket]

lmao I noticed some funny new ones. You have too much time on your hands Rob.

[NocturnalRob]

lmao I noticed some funny new ones. You have too much time on your hands Rob.
come help me occupy them

[Solkern]

this game is addicting)

[AestheticDeath]

Haven't seen this glaive/halberd before now. (http://dhuval.mybrute.com/fight/34307264)

[Drisco]

http://drisco.mybrute.com

[NocturnalRob]

Haven't seen this glaive/halberd before now. (http://dhuval.mybrute.com/fight/34307264)

way to abandon your lance...right away.

[AnticorRifling]

http://dachcow.mybrute.com

[NocturnalRob]

http://drisco.mybrute.com
pwn
http://i411.photobucket.com/albums/pp194/nocturnalrob/drisco.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Is there a PC clan I should be joining?

[Solkern]

we are waiting for tisket to get to lvl 10 to start one lol

[Allereli]

http://allereli.mybrute.com/tf/2793473

The final match from the tournament. Dude is level 51

[Solkern]

I was in that tournament too

[thefarmer]

http://allereli.mybrute.com/tf/2793473

The final match from the tournament. Dude is level 51

353 life for mrs burns is sick...

[ElvenFury]

I was in that tournament too

Me too. I got booted in the 7th heat. :-(

http://aarx.mybrute.com/tf/2765774

AWESOME idea to toss the sword and block the club with my head. :club:

[Solkern]

hahahha
Yeah, I've done that too, I've pulled out my axe tossed it and got wtfpwned

[Loyrl]

loyrl.mybrute.com

[Tisket]

Wow, what a difference one level makes: http://tisket.mybrute.com/fight/34885617

[ElvenFury]

FUCK YOU TISKET!!]

http://aarx.mybrute.com/fight/34870375

[ElvenFury]

And fuck you too, Allereli!

http://aarx.mybrute.com/fight/34896396

I quit. I'm takin' my brute home and I'm not gonna play with you two anymore. :-P

[Tisket]

See! You don't want to get in a knife fight with me. lol

[Euler]

fucking tisket, bringing a knife to a gun fight.

[ElvenFury]

Hello! My name is Elven Fury! You killed my dog; PREPARE TO DIE!!!

[Soulpieced]

Ridiculous thrashing of me:

http://soulpie.mybrute.com/fight/34999290

[NocturnalRob]

what's the point in having 3 fucking weapons if you don't bring them out in the straight ass-raping fights?

http://generalguile.mybrute.com/fight/35036743
http://generalguile.mybrute.com/fight/35034330
http://generalguile.mybrute.com/fight/35031802

[Back]

http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/35039023

Owned by Soulpie’s bone. Bastard! It was close.

[Allereli]

And fuck you too, Allereli!

http://aarx.mybrute.com/fight/34896396

I quit. I'm takin' my brute home and I'm not gonna play with you two anymore. :-P

WHY NO XP!!!111!!1!111!!!

[NocturnalRob]

also...i hit her for 45 and then 42...my math leads me to believe that this is 87. she has 60 life. WTF?

http://whipmegoodsir.mybrute.com/fight/35058999

[Allereli]

Ridiculous thrashing of me:

http://soulpie.mybrute.com/fight/34999290

another: http://allereli.mybrute.com/fight/35064847

Your Brute has crushed Silleck.
2 experience points gained.
Your Brute has crushed farmervivaldi.
2 experience points gained.
Your Brute has crushed Soulpie.
2 experience points gained.

[NocturnalRob]

nevermind. she just wtfpwn'd some guy right in the face. fastest fight ever.

http://whipmegoodsir.mybrute.com/fight/35068127

[Back]

http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/35063076

NoctRob made me cry.

[NocturnalRob]

http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/35063076

NoctRob made me cry.

Yeah, i kill your dog. then you die. JJ's pretty dope when he finally gets his weapons out.

[Back]

http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/35092001

Allereli hands me my ass yet again.


http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/35089498

ElvenFury gets cut.

[NocturnalRob]

dude, you wield that knife better than CT's relatives

[Allereli]

http://backpc.mybrute.com/fight/35092001

Allereli hands me my ass yet again.


rofl at the ax to the dog

[thefarmer]

nevermind. she just wtfpwn'd some guy right in the face. fastest fight ever.

http://whipmegoodsir.mybrute.com/fight/35068127

Nah.

I've seen a maul to the face on the first hit that killed them. The 'hammer' ability (super suplex) does get style points.

[Xiandrena]

Being pwnd by Tisket in ONE hit.


http://xiandrena.mybrute.com/fight/35131348 <3

[Warriorbird]

also...i hit her for 45 and then 42...my math leads me to believe that this is 87. she has 60 life. WTF?

http://whipmegoodsir.mybrute.com/fight/35058999

There's a really sick ability that can counteract deathblows.

[Parkbandit]

http://falgrin3.mybrute.com/fight/?d=imadonai;k=43c853312bdc

Holy crap, I got lucky!

[AestheticDeath]

also...i hit her for 45 and then 42...my math leads me to believe that this is 87. she has 60 life. WTF?

http://whipmegoodsir.mybrute.com/fight/35058999

She has survival, it takes you to 1 hp instead of killing sometimes. nice skill when it works

[AnticorRifling]

http://falgrin3.mybrute.com/fight/?d=imadonai;k=43c853312bdc

Holy crap, I got lucky! Extra HP and a club at lvl 3 very nice fucker.

[Allereli]

I like this guy, shield actually works

http://j5alive.mybrute.com/fight/35229735

[AestheticDeath]

Anyone found a way to delete your guys? Would prefer rerolling under the same name instead of making a shit load of stupid ass names.

[Parkbandit]

Extra HP and a club at lvl 3 very nice fucker.

And a spear. At first, I was like "FUCK" when I got it.. but it's saved me on a couple of fights when I got disarmed.

[Tisket]

Anyone found a way to delete your guys? Would prefer rerolling under the same name instead of making a shit load of stupid ass names.

I don't think you can. I'd be so much tougher now if I had been able to do this. Fuck.

[AnticorRifling]

You can tell WoW is down I just had a random battle with Taurenmilker. So I made WoW Patch Day and she doesn't fuck around: http://wow-patch-day.mybrute.com/fight/35431159

[Tisket]

You can tell WoW is down I just had a random battle with Taurenmilker. So I made WoW Patch Day and she doesn't fuck around: http://wow-patch-day.mybrute.com/fight/35431159

I fucked her up: http://gemstoneiv.mybrute.com/fight/35469830

[Warriorbird]

Holy crap. I survived versus Dex!

http://foul-darke.mybrute.com/fight/35845484

[Solkern]

holy fuck whast the hell is this
http://silleckonetwo.mybrute.com/fight/36354157

[thefarmer]

holy fuck whast the hell is this
http://silleckonetwo.mybrute.com/fight/36354157

You getting pwnd by a bear and a chick with pink hair.

[Allereli]

http://allereli.mybrute.com

fights are on!

[Jayvn]

Rofl...I got banned from a lame ass gaming forum...but it did get me like 20 new pupils.... I may have possibly spammed every section of their seriously divided forum with links to my brute... O.o

[Allereli]

Rofl...I got banned from a lame ass gaming forum...but it did get me like 20 new pupils.... I may have possibly spammed every section of their seriously divided forum with links to my brute... O.o

Fucker, you took Sexy out of the fight, glad you didn't pull the club out

http://allereli.mybrute.com/fight/39794688

[Jayvn]

that net is fucking pimp

[The Ponzzz]

Man, how do you guys level up, I been level 5 for days. People fight me, I win, no exp. My brute friends level up, no exp!

[Warriorbird]

I've leveled almost purely off of fighting. I lost control of the one brute that I had pupils on. You could go forum raiding or make a website or something to get more. I love the one guy's 'how to cheat at My Brute' youtube vid that's basically just an excuse to get you to be one of his pupils.