The things you learn while washing dishes..

[Trinitis]

A few interesting things I learned while washing dishes today!

The Tazmanian devil, is the only animal in the entire world that repopulatates via Rape. The male finds the females den by scent, then rushes in and attacks her, there is a battle, till he gets the upper hand, and he pins her down with his teeth and does his thang, then flees.

The whip tailed lizard found in AZ's desert is now known to be all females! They have evolved to remove the males from there life. The females lay already fertal eggs. So no sex involved. The only requirement, is another female must crawl onto its back, and wiggle around a bit to make the first *think* she is getting some..then they switch positions, and wonder off to have their kids.

Scientists also fear that humans are on this same road of evolving. The male sperm count is down 50% then what it was 10 years ago. What do the researchers think is the cause? Why, female medication!

Its now known that only 20% of the female hormones in their medications actually get absorbed into the body. The rest, is released through going "potty" and then eventually finds its way into the drinking water..thus giving men a constant dose of estrogen!

Wee, learning can be interesting!

[Edited on 2-16-2004 by LordAdredrin]

[Syberus]

Wouldn't the hormones be filtered out with all the other shit in the water?

[Drew2]

Please make it more obvious that you live with your parents.

No one spends any length of time washing dishes when they don't.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Syberus
Wouldn't the hormones be filtered out with all the other shit in the water?

No, I guess estrogen is not effected by the chemicals and cleaning agents used.


Tayre : Dood, I did a TON more dishes when I was living alone then I do now. Your just lazy :P

-Adredrin

[Drew2]

AM NOT.



/hide pile of dishes in sink.



I do dishes like once a week depending on how hungry I get before forcing myself to make something to eat. I'm so lazy I starve myself rather than eat....

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Tayre
AM NOT.



/hide pile of dishes in sink.



I do dishes like once a week depending on how hungry I get before forcing myself to make something to eat. I'm so lazy I starve myself rather than eat....

Point in case. ;)

[HarmNone]

Excuse me? Why is it that women are being blamed for men's failure again? Men have fewer sperm these days, and it is our fault? I do not think so! :D

HarmNone

[J-Tech]

Originally posted by Tayre
AM NOT.



/hide pile of dishes in sink.



I do dishes like once a week depending on how hungry I get before forcing myself to make something to eat. I'm so lazy I starve myself rather than eat....

Ya, same here. LOL

J.T.

[Drew2]

<<HarmNone's Feminist BS>>

Forbidden Fruit.


I win.

[Edited on 2-16-2004 by Tayre]

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Excuse me? Why is it that women are being blamed for men's failure again? Men have fewer sperm these days, and it is our fault? I do not think so! :D

HarmNone

Its cause you all suck at absorbing your meds! Sheesh! :P

-Adredrin

[HarmNone]

Heh. So, am I to assume that women are going to grow enormous muscles because of all the steroids that some men are peeing into the water supply? Gah!

HarmNone is not interested!

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Heh. So, am I to assume that women are going to grow enormous muscles because of all the steroids that some men are peeing into the water supply? Gah!

HarmNone is not interested!

No way, us guys are good! We absorb all our meds ;)

-Adredrin

[HarmNone]

Yeah, right! Back to Anatomy and Physiology class for you!

HarmNone knows better

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Yeah, right! Back to Anatomy and Physiology class for you!

HarmNone knows better

Back too? Bah, I'm a CS major, I don't deal with that medical mumbo jumbo stuffs ;)

[Ilvane]

Thank God for water filters! :P

-A

[Edited on 2-16-2004 by Ilvane]

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Ilvane
Thank God for water filters! :P

-A

[Edited on 2-16-2004 by Ilvane]

Being that its at a chemical level, I don't think a water filter would clean that out..honestly. But maybe.

-Adredrin, who filters his water, just incase.

[Latrinsorm]

Ever since I saw Cabin Fever I only drink beer.

Haha not really, but if I set some fleshless hobo on fire you bet your ass I would.

[HarmNone]

Heh. This might just be the ultimate feminism. Evolve the suckers out! ;)

HarmNone wonders if it will work......

[Trinitis]

Well, once us men become obsolete, I've already lined up my new line of usefullness, anyone else? :P

[Hulkein]

Where'd you hear that? I don't believe it... Correct me if I'm wrong but how many women actually take estrogen and hormone pills? And how long have people even been able to get estrogen/hormone pills? It's not long enough to get into the drinking water and affect everyone already.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Where'd you hear that? I don't believe it... Correct me if I'm wrong but how many women actually take estrogen and hormone pills? And how long have people even been able to get estrogen/hormone pills? It's not long enough to get into the drinking water and affect everyone already.

They've been taking them for YEARS bro..years.

[Betheny]

Actually I don't think it's female hormones that are decreasing men's sperm counts. I'd blame the porn industry. Jerking off lowers your sperm count.

...This isn't something I know, it's just something I suspect.

More than likely it's mother nature's way of saying there's too much male DNA in the gene pool. Who cares about your sperm count? Less chance of pregnancy. This is supposed to be a [/b]BAD[/b] thing?!?!

[Edited on 2-16-2004 by Maimara]

[Hulkein]

If by years you mean like 40.. I don't think that's long enough to build up into the water supply and definitly not enough to affect all men that much.... But I'm no scientist that's why my main question is where'd ya hear it?

[Edited on 2-16-2004 by Hulkein]

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Hulkein
If by years you mean like 40.. I don't think that's long enough to build up into the water supply and definitly not enough to affect all men that much.... But I'm no scientist that's why my main question is where'd ya hear it?

[Edited on 2-16-2004 by Hulkein]

It was some show on Animal Planet. They would do a thing about an animal..then show how it relates to things with humans.

-Adredrin

[Hulkein]

Well that's a pretty crazy stat, 50% sperm loss, I wonder if people are worrying about it long-term.

[Trinitis]

Funny though, how we have 50% less seed, yet we have a HUGE problem with young folk having babies..heh.

-Adredrin

[Tsa`ah]

40 years isn't enough?

Damn, I think we should legalize DDT again. I mean, 40 years isn't long enough to affect a gene pool.

Do some research before you start pulling randam crap from your anal cavity.