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Methais
04-06-2009, 03:52 PM
ST. LOUIS EARTH DAY FESTIVAL
FOOD VENDOR INFORMATION
Sunday, April 26, 2009
11 AM to 6 PM In Forest Park on the Muny Grounds

In keeping with the environmental spirit and mission of St. Louis Earth Day, we are only considering Food Vendors that can offer healthy foods and beverages. Priority will be given to Food Vendors who provide vegetarian/vegan options and feature local and/or organic ingredients/products.
Interested Food Vendors MUST submit a menu list for consideration to:
Terri F. Reilly tfr@stlouisearthday.org
Approved Food Vendors will be notified by email, which will include an online registration link.
Please note restriction below…

All vendors must adhere to the following restrictions:

* NO trans-fats
* NO beverages with high-fructose corn syrup
* NO soda (Except natural soda)
* NO bottled water
* NO Styrofoam
* NO Lemonade (Exclusive to Sierra Club)
* Must recycle and compost


To which some guy that runs a BBQ place applied anyway for kicks, and got this response:


Dear Doctor of BBQ,

First the committee of the St Louis Earth Day Festival did not take your application seriously when we viewed the enclosed picture. Per chance that you really thought we would allow you to sell something called a “FAT JACK” at our event you sir (Dentist of BBQ) are sadly mistaken.


This sandwich or lunch as you refer to it is loaded with fats, meat, and worse yet cheese. Not to mention you most likely use a ton of sugar in that red stuff you make up called BBQ sauce. No wonder it’s an old family recipe, who would ever want you to share it?


As a citizen of the planet earth how can you prepare and serve this concoction to you fellow brothers and sisters? Our esteemed Doctor Goodheart head of the eat healthy committee and Vice President of the food vendors group, viewed this photo and immediately rushed anyone under 21 years of age out of the committee meeting room for fear they should be tainted for life.


You Proctologist of BBQ must have done this in an attempt at humor, and if that was not the case what could you have been thinking?


We run the Largest and most distinguished environmental celebration in the Midwest. Festival includes music, hands‑on activities, educational exhibits, organizations working to protect the environment and businesses that feature eco‑friendly products. St. Louis Earth Day 2009 will once again feature Recycling On the Go, the regions first event‑based recycling program.


Where could you Dr of gynecology possibly fit in to a program of this nature? You sir are rejected as an applicant food vendor of the St Louis Earth Day Festival.

Sahara Green Event Secretary.
PS it did look tasty.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/7969.jpg

Fuck you if you didn't think it was even a little funny.

diethx
04-06-2009, 04:04 PM
The response was funny, but that sandwich looks gross.

peam
04-06-2009, 04:10 PM
As a dude who operates an organic/natural foods department, I assure you that those people do not fuck around.

Tea & Strumpets
04-06-2009, 04:12 PM
To which some guy that runs a BBQ place applied anyway for kicks, and got this response:



Fuck you if you didn't think it was even a little funny.

C'mon, that response is so retarded that it's an obvious ClydeR type fake.


Our esteemed Doctor Goodheart head of the eat healthy committee and Vice President of the food vendors group, viewed this photo and immediately rushed anyone under 21 years of age out of the committee meeting room for fear they should be tainted for life.

Esteemed Doctor Goodheart!? Rushed anyone under 21 out of the committee meeting!? Fuck you, Methais.

Tea & Strumpets
04-06-2009, 04:17 PM
Also, FU vegan trying to be funny who responded.

Solkern
04-06-2009, 04:17 PM
Goatse is the only thing that makes my mouth water!

Suppa Hobbit Mage
04-06-2009, 04:18 PM
That cheese looks nasty.

Back
04-06-2009, 06:34 PM
Why is the photo linked to Doyle Hargrave’s photobucket?

diethx
04-06-2009, 06:34 PM
Uh because it's a joke?

Methais
04-06-2009, 07:33 PM
C'mon, that response is so retarded that it's an obvious ClydeR type fake.



Esteemed Doctor Goodheart!? Rushed anyone under 21 out of the committee meeting!? Fuck you, Methais.

The response was legit. I think that since they were 99% sure the BBQ guy wasn't being serious with his application (as the response stated in the first sentence), they wanted to show that even vegans can have a sense of humor when the planets are aligned correctly.


Why is the photo linked to Doyle Hargrave’s photobucket?

Because the pic from the original site was gigantic.

As for the sandwich itself, it looks like it'd be awesome after a hard night of drinking.

And if you think that thing looks like a heart attack, take a look at these:

http://3.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jfx6abqg3oFpEV9o1_500.jpg

I'm not even sure what they are. It looks like a bacon cheeseburger with glaze donut buns. Sounds about as awesome as ice cream on pizza.

Back
04-06-2009, 07:38 PM
Because the pic from the original site was gigantic.

So you were DH? I did not know that.

Doyle Hargraves
04-06-2009, 07:42 PM
Methais is trying to ruin my good name. I was murdered in 1996 by some retard with a lawnmower blade.

Mighty Nikkisaurus
04-06-2009, 08:20 PM
The response was legit. I think that since they were 99% sure the BBQ guy wasn't being serious with his application (as the response stated in the first sentence), they wanted to show that even vegans can have a sense of humor when the planets are aligned correctly.



Because the pic from the original site was gigantic.

As for the sandwich itself, it looks like it'd be awesome after a hard night of drinking.

And if you think that thing looks like a heart attack, take a look at these:

http://3.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19jfx6abqg3oFpEV9o1_500.jpg

I'm not even sure what they are. It looks like a bacon cheeseburger with glaze donut buns. Sounds about as awesome as ice cream on pizza.

Yeah, the donuts are Krispy Kremes.

I'd try it.

diethx
04-06-2009, 08:23 PM
I want to try the breakfast cake - the first pic on the homepage.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

Methais
04-06-2009, 08:36 PM
I want to try the breakfast cake - the first pic on the homepage.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

I think the bacon wrapped twinkie Stonehenge is the most disturbing. BACON WRAPPED TWINKIES?!

http://10.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19lgdbm9faqEUo5NJo1_500.jpg

Back
04-06-2009, 08:37 PM
I want to try the breakfast cake - the first pic on the homepage.

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

God I love that site.

Of course, this vid comes to mind...

http://cdn-static.viddler.com/flash/publisher.swf?key=df896158

Methais
04-06-2009, 09:16 PM
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifDoesn't this make your... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=918236#post918236) 04-06-2009 08:11 PM This thread was very lame, and very fake. You dishonor your family. -Kuyuk

Thread not fake!
http://www.roadfood.com/Forums/The-New-Green-Event-Rules-m501666.aspx

Jayvn
04-06-2009, 09:19 PM
http://21.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19kcz326vcYP6rLePo1_500.jpg
.... that pretty much finished me having to look at the site :(

thefarmer
04-06-2009, 09:35 PM
But it's skim milk!

Kuyuk
04-06-2009, 10:14 PM
<Thread not fake!
http://www.roadfood.com/Forums/The-N...s-m501666.aspx>

It doesnt even sound like a response anyone would write.. nonetheless a spokesperson for an event using terminology like that...

Not that I would really care if one of my spokespeople wrote a letter like that, but I'd make them edit it to be more awesome.


K.

Methais
04-06-2009, 10:26 PM
Maybe they just don't have a big pipe rammed up their asshole, despite being vegans or whatever they are.

Otherwise Simutronics would be a fake company also going by that logic.

Ignot
04-06-2009, 11:27 PM
I think the bacon wrapped twinkie Stonehenge is the most disturbing. BACON WRAPPED TWINKIES?!

http://10.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19lgdbm9faqEUo5NJo1_500.jpg

The sad thing is, if someone brought this to me I would have to try it, at least once. And it's probably fucking awesome.

Back
04-06-2009, 11:32 PM
I’ve actually touched Stonehenge. This? Please. It needs strawberry syrup before I’d touch it.

Gan
04-07-2009, 07:58 AM
Methais is trying to ruin my good name. I was murdered in 1996 by some retard with a lawnmower blade.

mmmmmmmmmmmm hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm

ElanthianSiren
04-07-2009, 08:51 AM
I'd try the quiche cake as long as they're not throwing sugar in it. Adding spinach without making it watery would be ideal. Mmmmm spinach quiche nomnomnom.

As far as the rest of it, yeah... not so much. :puke:

Kyra231
04-07-2009, 08:53 AM
I think the bacon wrapped twinkie Stonehenge is the most disturbing. BACON WRAPPED TWINKIES?!

http://10.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19lgdbm9faqEUo5NJo1_500.jpg


:puke:

Nieninque
04-07-2009, 10:33 AM
Why is the photo linked to Doyle Hargrave’s photobucket?

Holy shit, you are dense.

Doyle Hargrieves was Methais, posting whilst banned, under the reign of Harmnone.

Asha
04-07-2009, 10:58 AM
I can't even look at any of this shit without feeling something bad happening in my stomach.