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radamanthys
04-05-2009, 02:29 AM
site where you log on and talk to a random stranger.

Post your funny, fucked up, or whatever type logs. I think this one is funny because it's some random other fucker somewhere else in the world.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo!
You: howdy!
Stranger: is this mike?
You: Yes.
Stranger: damn i rule
You: Damned straight.
Stranger: hows the herpes?
You: Meh, burny.
Stranger: fuck man throw some cream on that shit
Stranger: like cool mint
Stranger: maybe toothpaste
Stranger: have u tried toothpaste?
You: Yea, didn't work, but I'll rub harder next time.
You: use a q-tip or something
Stranger: yeah get in nice and deep like
Stranger: its a cool burn
You: Or a chopstick
Stranger: ull get there
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: maybe a turkey baster
You: Full of toothpaste?
Stranger: yeah man
Stranger: like heat it up first
You: You're a fucking genius.
Stranger: lower the viscocity and shit
Stranger: hell yeah i am
You: Well, the viscosity might be a plus, you know?
Stranger: yeah i agree, but u gotta be careful with that
Stranger: cause then u could like get stuck with a perma chub type situation
You: Probably true, especially if it's all heated up, and what-not
Stranger: yeah word
You: or it'd eat through the herpes blisters, then I'd have an ulcerated member, with herpes around the ulcers.
You: which would really surprise the whores when I make them go down.
Stranger: fuck thats kinda bringing me down man
Stranger: haha and it might actually be less shocking later when theyre dead in the trunk of your car
You: Fuck that... just nail'em by the river. Two birds with one stone, so to speak.
Stranger: mm i like the way you think
You: Make sure the river is polluted, though. Eats away faster.
Stranger: yeah man i agree
Stranger: i mean in a perfect situation maybe ditch "it" with some alligators nearby
Stranger: or even rats of some kind
You: Pigs, but they're not so inclined towards rivers.
Stranger: anything that would expedite the process
Stranger: mm maybe a farm is an equally oportune locale?
Stranger: hell i mean
Stranger: thats a business
You: yea, that's true
Stranger: start up a pig farm
Stranger: and just have the mob bring u bodies
Stranger: and like
You: that's not a bad business plan
You: then you could sell the pork, too.
Stranger: the pigs can just eat that shit up
Stranger: exaclty
You: and laugh because that's whore-pork
Stranger: damn this is brilliant
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: awesome
You: if you got her in the bum first, it'd be porked-whore-pork
Stranger: brilliant
Stranger: i would eat that shit
Stranger: id be all about it
You: Damn, the bacon offa that kinda pig would be absolutely fantastic.
Stranger: yeah dude
Stranger: soft and succulent
Stranger: but u couldnt use asian whores could ud just be hungry ten minutes later
Stranger: i think that you could sell more expensive bacon based on the whorefeed provided
You: porked-whore-pork fried rice
Stranger: like, maybe like russian blonde whores bacon, the czars bacon, would be the most expensive
Stranger: like the caviar of whore bacon
You: Spitzer-grade would be up there, though.
Stranger: hahaha
You: That guy had good taste, ya'kno?
Stranger: agreed
Stranger: completely agreed
You: We totally coulda gotten him off of that rap with our farming idea.
Stranger: dude knew his way around a whore
You: Sure did.
Stranger: fuck i mean the possibilities are endless
You: Alright, toothpaste is starting to bubble. Don't wanna melt the baster.
You: later, man
Stranger: later bro haha
You: just put up a pig bat-signal, I'll come running
You: peace
You have disconnected.

Cusack
04-05-2009, 02:44 AM
Stranger: hello
Stranger: a/s/l
You: 98/m/nursing home
You: you?
Stranger: 26/m/home
Stranger: wat happened to u?
You: I got old
Stranger: i mean r u suffereing from any ailments?
You: oldness.....and the clap.
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: so now that u'r old....how hav u spent ur life?
You: I worked in a nursing home.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i wish u good health sir. gd bye
You: thankyou young man.

Methais
04-05-2009, 03:18 AM
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: MUDKIPZ
You: Hi I'm Chris Hansen. So what's going on here?
Stranger: O SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.