I Made A Post ft. Grendeg

[Dothstar's_Seven]

Parody of The Lonely Island's "I'm On A Boat ft. T-Pain"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QwM4vXex7c&feature=related
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I Made A Post ft. Grendeg

Woah. New armor abilities for free. Now... which should I slam?
Evasion. Annnnnd... Stealth.
Cool.

Aw shit! Get your fingers ready! It's about to go down!
Everybody in the game hit the fucking deck.
But stay in your motha fucking chair.
I'm writing this, let's go.

I made a post! I made a post!
Everybody look at me, 'cause I made a fucking post!
I made a post! I made a post!
Take a good hard look at the motha fucking post!

I made a post, mother fucker take a look at me.
Straight writin' posts on the boards you see.
Bustin' 4x, words flamin' at your post.
You can't stop me motha fucker cause I made a post.

Take a screen cap, trick. I made a post bitch.
Drinkin' Eldreth Death Rum, cause it's so crisp.
I got my standard gear, and my big and floppy.
I'm writin' posts, you at work, straight paste and copy.

I'm sittin' in my chair, quoting numbers and shit.
My words is flamin', getting everybody all whipped.
But this ain't Gemstone III, this is real as it gets.
I made a post motha fucker, don't you ever forget.

I made a post aaaand...
There's a reply aaaaand...
I got another post waitin', pass me the trash can.
I'm the king of the boards, in a thread about free-o.
If you paid for events, then you sho' ain't me-o.

SHUT THE FUCK UP! THIS POST IS REAL!

Fuck robes, I wear plate motha fucker! (motha fucker)
Fuck Grim, I hunt Illoke motha fucker! (motha fucker)
I'm on the boards flamin' boys motha fucker! (motha fucker)
My straight bitchin' makes noise motha fucker! (motha fucker)

Hey ma if you could see me now,
Arms spread wide with my postin' style.
Gonna write this post and win somehow.
Like the Dev team says... "ANYTHING IS POSSIBLEEEEEEEEE!"

Yeah. Never thought I'd be on the boards.
It's a big, huge topic filled world.
Waaaaarden. Looook at meeeeee, woah.
Never thought I'd see the day, when a Rogue topic'd come my way.
Believe me when I say, "The game's played my waaaAaaAaaAAAAaay."

I made a post! I made a post!
Everybody look at me, 'cause I made a fucking post!
I made a post! I made a post!
Take a good hard look at the motha fucking post!

F-f-full plate. F-f-full plate. Yeah-eah-eah.

[Deathravin]

It was almost funny. But I generally don't like you, so it wasn't funny at all (funny how that works).

Quick tip for the future, don't tell people what you're parodying, let them figure it out. Much funnier that way.

[Tisket]

It was almost funny. But I generally don't like you, so it wasn't funny at all (funny how that works).

Quick tip for the future, don't tell people what you're parodying, let them figure it out. Much funnier that way.

That's funny, I was just thinking that with his one single post he's contributed more to the PC than all your posts combined.

[Deathravin]

That's funny, I was just thinking that with his one single post he's contributed more to the PC than all your posts combined.

Burn... I need to go find some aloe.

Hell hath no fury like the writer of a weak April fools "joke".

[Tisket]

Simpering moron. I thought you were an ignorant fool long before that. I believe I even stated as much in the welfare thread days earlier.

[BriarFox]

Awesome parody. :)

[droit]

Fucking win.

[The Ponzzz]

Man, that is great!

[droit]

This post becomes even more win when you have "I'm on a Boat" playing in another tab while you read Dothstar's lyrics.

Edited to add: holy fuck, thats funny.

[Fallen]

I'm the king of the boards, in a thread about free-o.
If you paid for events, then you sho' ain't me-o.

Best part by far.

[Deathravin]

Simpering moron. I thought you were an ignorant fool long before that. I believe I even stated as much in the welfare thread days earlier.

I have to give you that one; "days" certainly is a "long time" in girl land.

[Tisket]

I have to give you that one; "days" certainly is a "long time" in girl land.


Do you even read what you post? Or do you just mash the keyboard randomly? I'm going with the second option.

[Deathravin]

Do you even read what you post? Or do you just mash the keyboard randomly? I'm going with the second option.

I simply pick a random TV or Movie saying, type it into Jabberwacky.com, and put down the response.

For example:
I type in: "English mother-fucker do you speak it?"

So my response to you would be:
"The dolphin don't speak English."

It's worked for years. Occasionally a cuntrag will get some sand in her vagina and turn into bitchosaurs for no apparent reason other than to stick up for the god of assholes of the Official boards.

[Tisket]

Bitch, please. Who gives a fuck whether you like the OP or not. He posted something funny and YOU decided to bash him for things that have nothing to do with this thread. Then you whine when someone does the same thing to you.

Anyway, don't get me wrong, I feel no malice towards you, I simply think you're just an emotional cripple that invents alternate realities to live in because the one we all share is just too much to bear, what with you being an average guy with little understanding of logic and context.

It makes me a little sad on occasion, but then it passes and I laugh.

[BriarFox]

Let me solve this spat. One, Tisket is right. Two, Tisket has funnier insults. Three, Tisket has boobs. There is no four. Spat solved.

[Tisket]

lmao

[Celephais]

Bitch, please. Who gives a fuck whether you like the OP or not. He posted something funny and YOU decided to bash him for things that have nothing to do with this thread. Then you whine when someone does the same thing to you.

Anyway, don't get me wrong, I feel no malice towards you, I simply think you're just an emotional cripple that invents alternate realities to live in because the one we all share is just too much to bear, what with you being an average guy with little understanding of logic and context.

It makes me a little sad on occasion, but then it passes and I laugh.
Tisket turns me on.

[m444w]

don't forget! If you aren't using 4x equipment and forsaking societies you FAIL because you're CHEATING AT GEMSTONE MOTHERFUCKERS

[Danical]

lulz.

[Khariz]

don't forget! If you aren't using 4x equipment and forsaking societies you FAIL because you're CHEATING AT GEMSTONE MOTHERFUCKERS

Yup.

[Danical]

Yup.

I thought he was in GoS now.

[Rimalon]

I thought he was in GoS now.

Apparently he created a new character and joined GoS with them in order to open camps for Grendeg.

Then he felt that this was cheating and he was bucking the system, so he stopped and immediately posted another request for capped Landing hunting.

WAAAARDEN, LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE ooahohohoh.

[TheLastShamurai]

I hope the 110 area is easily accessible from the Landing so that he will get all excited, have renewed faith in the game, rushes over there and repeatedly gets wtfpwned because he hasn't hunted enough post-cap to survive there. :)

[Warriorbird]

don't forget! If you aren't using 4x equipment and forsaking societies you FAIL because you're CHEATING AT GEMSTONE MOTHERFUCKERS

If that's the case he must think you're a world ruiner. Hats off to you.

[Drisco]

Bitch, please. Who gives a fuck whether you like the OP or not. He posted something funny and YOU decided to bash him for things that have nothing to do with this thread. Then you whine when someone does the same thing to you.

Anyway, don't get me wrong, I feel no malice towards you, I simply think you're just an emotional cripple that invents alternate realities to live in because the one we all share is just too much to bear, what with you being an average guy with little understanding of logic and context.

It makes me a little sad on occasion, but then it passes and I laugh.


I enjoyed this so much. <3

[phantasm]

Are all members of House Arcane similiar personality as Grendeg?

[Danical]

I hope the 110 area is easily accessible from the Landing so that he will get all excited, have renewed faith in the game, rushes over there and repeatedly gets wtfpwned because he hasn't hunted enough post-cap to survive there. :)

The 110 area is most definitely in the rift. I just don't want to have to bother dealing with the retards in Icemule/Pinefar.

[TheLastShamurai]

The 110 area is most definitely in the rift. I just don't want to have to bother dealing with the retards in Icemule/Pinefar.

Yeah I know, I'm just hoping since it isn't actually going to be a Plane 6 that the entrence is easily accessible. I hate traveling all the way up to there.

[droit]

Bump, 'cause this was one of my favorite things that was ever posted on these boards.

[BriarFox]

This was two YEARS ago? Holy fuck.

[waywardgs]

Thanks for bumping, that was hysterical. Must have missed it the first time around.

[Warriorbird]

Still a fan of Eugenides's player.