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diethx
04-03-2009, 10:38 PM
Warm balmy air touches your face, its ethereal tendrils laced with the scent of fresh, vibrant flora and sweet rains. The combination of zephyr and aromas reminds you of Mist Harbor and you fleetingly wonder if something transpires there.

With a gut-wrenching twist, you feel turned inside out as everything goes black. You feel disconnected from your body as you run towards a bright light at the end of a long tunnel and then realize you are elsewhere.
[Tigerlily and Daisy Avenue]
Upturned plants clog the vacant entries of cottages that have been destroyed in recent times. Shingles, shutters, and splintered doors litter the streets in front of the destruction and are clogged with a multitude of plants that have blown in from the surrounding area.
Obvious paths: east, south, northwest
>s
[Honeysuckle and Daisy Avenue]
Almost completely shaded from the moonlight by the tall weeping willows that flank the small ivy-covered cottage, only the soft glow from the candlelight in its windows can be seen clearly. The soothing sound of crickets chirping mixes with the intermittent hoot of a nearby owl. Dew glistens on the blossoms and shrubs in the small herb garden to the side of the shop. You also see a water elemental, a water elemental, a water elemental, a water elemental and a water elemental.
Obvious paths: north, east, south
>s
[Gardenia and Daisy Avenue]
Ravaged by the rains, the area is littered with debris from fallen and splintered trees. Rubble from cottages and shops crushed by the fallen monstrosities clutter the streets. Shingles from nearby homes litter the streets and float in pools of muddy water created when the local drainage systems couldn't handle the increased run-off. You also see a water elemental, a water elemental, a water elemental and a water elemental.
Also here: Mikoguchi
Obvious paths: north, east, south, west
>
Mikoguchi just went south.
>
A water elemental sloshes in, gurgling noisily.
>w
>
[Cobblestone Path]
The stones paving the street have been recently painted, their hues varying from cool shades of blue, green, and purple to bright gold and silver. Adopting their festive appearance, the trim along the nearby cottages has been painted in the same fashion. Flurries of colorful silk ribbons have been tied to the lanterns flanking the street, the moonlight occasionally causing them to shimmer softly as they dance in the breeze. You also see a water elemental, a water elemental, a water elemental and a water elemental.
Obvious paths: east, west
>w
[Cobblestone Path]
Flickering candlelight from the lanterns dances across the banners hung from their poles. Firelight dapples the soft pastel hues of each banner as they flutter softly in the evening breeze, casting undulating shadows across the cool cobblestone street. The banners bear Mist Harbor emblem in golden thread. The small cottages lining the street have their doors painted in the same colors as the silken banners. You also see a water elemental.
Obvious paths: east, west
>w
>
[Cobblestone Path]
The cobblestone path narrows slightly as the sidewalk becomes wider, creating better access for the pedestrian. Houses and cottages dot the areas to either side of the sidewalk. A large stone wall covered with climbing ivy blocks any further passage to the west, the moonlight causing the ivy to pale to a greyish-green. To the east the path leads back to the core of the city. You also see a water elemental.
Also here: the body of Dagor who is lying down
Obvious paths: east
>w
w
You can't go there.
>w
You can't go there.
>w
You can't go there.
>
You can't go there.
>turnw ri
Please rephrase that command.
>e
[Cobblestone Path]
Flickering candlelight from the lanterns dances across the banners hung from their poles. Firelight dapples the soft pastel hues of each banner as they flutter softly in the evening breeze, casting undulating shadows across the cool cobblestone street. The banners bear Mist Harbor emblem in golden thread. The small cottages lining the street have their doors painted in the same colors as the silken banners. You also see a water elemental.
Obvious paths: east, west
>
* Junarra just bit the dust!
>turn wri
>
With a gut-wrenching twist, you feel turned inside out as everything goes black. You feel disconnected from your body as you run towards a bright light at the end of a long tunnel and then realize you are elsewhere.

Hi, please don't pretend there's a merchant on FWI IF THERE'S A FUCKING INVASION OF LEVEL 90SOMETHING CREATURES. Thank you very much. :)

(I nearly shit when I mistyped turn wri, in my haste to leave, lol.)

radamanthys
04-03-2009, 10:43 PM
Is a water elemental's maneuver attack a giant douching?

Cuz that woulda been a hell of a douching right there.

Back
04-03-2009, 10:43 PM
Heh, I just got messaging of screaming from there.

Trap?

diethx
04-03-2009, 10:45 PM
http://catmas.com/images/2007/07/its-a-trap.jpg

radamanthys
04-03-2009, 10:46 PM
http://webfoo.com/images/GenAkbar-Trap.jpg


damn, you got there first

Back
04-03-2009, 10:49 PM
A medic runs by yelling, "Kwithi has returned! She's opened her doors!"

???

diethx
04-03-2009, 10:49 PM
WTF is that? And why do you have to be capped to survive and get there. :(

MotleyCrew
04-03-2009, 11:02 PM
On going story line on FWI...wander around and check out the destruction.

Possibly, finally opening the premie hunting ground???

The other night the atrium blew up and there were crazed puppies, kittens, ponies and birds running loose attacking people...plus lightning from the sky killing folks..and strange visions like large yellow eyes and dark figures among the clouds and loud roaring.

Durgrimst
04-03-2009, 11:12 PM
Capped doesn't help much, the swarms were insane.

Durgrimst
04-03-2009, 11:35 PM
Also here: the body of Hadya (prone), the body of Hyacinthe (prone), Master Athresco, the body of Nuadjha (prone), the body of Grand Lord Melivn (prone), Great Lord Sereg, High Lord Sagoth (prone), the body of Aethyrin (prone), the body of Weryn (prone), the body of Sacru (prone), the body of Livn (prone), the body of Hanshayr (prone), the body of High Lady Kreean (prone), the body of Debia (prone), the body of Zhelas (prone), a stunned Evarin (prone), the body of Drigore (prone), the body of Vivaldi (prone), the body of Belnia (prone), the body of Corlith (prone), the body of Urich (prone), the body of Orainissa (prone), the body of Great Lady Lovenex (prone), the body of Sereh (prone), the body of Superior Subjugator Orpius (prone), Vothurre
Obvious exits: out

BriarFox
04-03-2009, 11:43 PM
Also here: the body of Hadya (prone), the body of Hyacinthe (prone), Master Athresco, the body of Nuadjha (prone), the body of Grand Lord Melivn (prone), Great Lord Sereg, High Lord Sagoth (prone), the body of Aethyrin (prone), the body of Weryn (prone), the body of Sacru (prone), the body of Livn (prone), the body of Hanshayr (prone), the body of High Lady Kreean (prone), the body of Debia (prone), the body of Zhelas (prone), a stunned Evarin (prone), the body of Drigore (prone), the body of Vivaldi (prone), the body of Belnia (prone), the body of Corlith (prone), the body of Urich (prone), the body of Orainissa (prone), the body of Great Lady Lovenex (prone), the body of Sereh (prone), the body of Superior Subjugator Orpius (prone), Vothurre
Obvious exits: out

Yeah, what the FUCK was up with 50 greater elementals at once or whatever? That was just stupid.

Kitsun
04-04-2009, 12:05 AM
I had half a second to 130 everyone out but hesistated because I didn't want to disrupt the story.

Skeeter
04-04-2009, 12:26 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/elf_of_doriath9/non-icon%20randomness/its_a_tarp.gif

yesicj
04-04-2009, 01:15 AM
Also here: the body of Hadya (prone), the body of Hyacinthe (prone), Master Athresco, the body of Nuadjha (prone), the body of Grand Lord Melivn (prone), Great Lord Sereg, High Lord Sagoth (prone), the body of Aethyrin (prone), the body of Weryn (prone), the body of Sacru (prone), the body of Livn (prone), the body of Hanshayr (prone), the body of High Lady Kreean (prone), the body of Debia (prone), the body of Zhelas (prone), a stunned Evarin (prone), the body of Drigore (prone), the body of Vivaldi (prone), the body of Belnia (prone), the body of Corlith (prone), the body of Urich (prone), the body of Orainissa (prone), the body of Great Lady Lovenex (prone), the body of Sereh (prone), the body of Superior Subjugator Orpius (prone), Vothurre
Obvious exits: out

Every time I saw that guy's name in game, I swear I read it as Melvin and pictured a guy with black plastic-rimmed glasses taped at the bridge, acne, and a nasal, whiny voice.

Back
04-04-2009, 01:18 AM
Every time I saw that guy's name in game, I swear I read it as Melvin and pictured a guy with black plastic-rimmed glasses taped at the bridge, acne, and a nasal, whiny voice.

He was kicking ass when I saw him.

thefarmer
04-04-2009, 01:24 AM
Most people did kick ass. That's a pretty powerful assortment of people.

Winter's Kiss
04-04-2009, 01:59 AM
Yeah, too bad the rest of us had to sit and whimper like idiots because everything was stupid hard to even walk past. My 60-something ranger nearly got her ass handed to her. Just another reason I refuse to help out in invasions. It's retarded.

Fallen
04-04-2009, 02:28 AM
>>a stunned Evarin (prone), >>

I ALMOST made it through that shit. If that idiot Vothure had done something other than stand there until we were all dead I might have survived.

droit
04-04-2009, 02:34 AM
Hmm..I had a cast of 635 fizzle ineffectively in a room that I could cast spike thorn in. Is there a reason for that?