Economy Jokes...

[Clove]

This was in my email this morning:


There's about 40 million people over 50 in the workforce. Pay them $1 million a piece severance with the following stipulations:

They leave their jobs...Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered -Auto industry Fixed.

They either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

So simple. So much cheaper that what you are doing now.

It made me chuckle.

[Jayvn]

but then we couldn't pay those hard working ceos of aig their 150 million bonus..... and that isn't fair..

[Tisket]

I heard this today, not an economy joke but it made me laugh: How can you tell Obama is not Jesus? Jesus could put a cabinet together.

(you know...being a carpenter and all...)

[Parkbandit]

I heard this today, not an economy joke but it made me laugh: How can you tell Obama is not Jesus? Jesus could put a cabinet together.

(you know...being a carpenter and all...)

It's not a good joke if you have to explain it.

Way to fail.

YOU MAKE BABY JESUS CRY WITH YOUR LAME JOKES!

[Jorddyn]

People suck at math, though.

40 Million x 1 million = 40 TRILLION.

[Tisket]

It's not a good joke if you have to explain it.

Way to fail.

YOU MAKE BABY JESUS CRY WITH YOUR LAME JOKES!

lmao