evicting house guests

[Keller]

So we made the mistake of inviting my wife's lonely friend over lunch today.

She suddenly became a MSU fan, and now seems to have taken a liking to Oklahoma.

I hate situations like this.

[BriarFox]

Go Green!

Go White!

(Did my ugrad at MSU.)

[Kitsun]

Post pics! Maybe someone here will take 'er off your hands.

[GS4Ranger]

Oklahoma rocks. We're one of the lucky states that haven't been hit hard by the recession... of course there isn't much to lose here though either.

[Keller]

I finally invited her out for dinner.

The trick was to get her out of the house, and then, without acknowledging it, walk to the metro instead of back to my apartment.

Great success.

[Jayvn]

wait you invited her over for lunch and she never left?...

[Keller]

wait you invited her over for lunch and she never left?...

We finished lunch and she just sat there talking. I turned on the game, and she proceeded to watch it. The next game came on, and she kept watching.

It'll be a while before I let my wife invite her over again.

[Jayvn]

so she didn't like..just spend the night or something right.. she was trying to get in on some threesome action... hence the liking 'the game' part.. to lure you in.

[Allereli]

did your wife want her there?

[Jayvn]

I bet she felt like she had to be your guest a while... I dunno what the time frame is..for going to someone's house for lunch.... to be like...welp lunch is done..ok peace bitches... would seem a little hasty..but fuck if i'd sit through a game...much less 2...and pretend to like it.
generally when I have friends over they bring a pillow..and some alcohol..cause they sure as hell aren't drinking all of mine.

[Keller]

did your wife want her there?

My wife invited her to lunch because she's been sort of lonely lately, and thought it'd be nice to give her something to do.

Neither of us expected she'd stay through dinner.

[Tsa`ah]

Most of my wife's friends have some sort of phobia or hang up I'm able to exploit when the welcome has run thin.

[Kuyuk]

<<Most of my wife's friends have some sort of phobia or hang up I'm able to exploit when the welcome has run thin.>>

Tsa'ah: "So, I see you have a pair of tits there, I sure wish I was a motor-boatin SOB right about now.."

[Jorddyn]

Just strip and sit down on the couch next to her.

Regardless what happens next, you win!

[Tsa`ah]

Tsa'ah: "So, I see you have a pair of tits there, I sure wish I was a motor-boatin SOB right about now.."

I'll have to remember that one. Though I have used "Are you staying for the porn?".


Just strip and sit down on the couch next to her.

Regardless what happens next, you win!

Down to briefs and a t-shirt at least once ... does that count?

[Jorddyn]

Down to briefs and a t-shirt at least once ... does that count?

Lose the t-shirt and I'll give you half credit.

[Sean of the Thread]

speaking of evictions etc (which I was not) my landlord has not followed up with the law about keeping the deposit. Should I first talk to him politely on the phone about this and what is now his forfeiture (legally) of claiming/refusing it or should I just send the certified letter saying cough it up or I'm filing a claim downtown?

[Kuyuk]

certified letter

[Allereli]

My wife invited her to lunch because she's been sort of lonely lately, and thought it'd be nice to give her something to do.

Neither of us expected she'd stay through dinner.

Obviously I don't know if she came over and made a mess and was completely inconsiderate, but honestly, was it THAT big of a deal to provide company for someone for one day?

[Keller]

Obviously I don't know if she came over and made a mess and was completely inconsiderate, but honestly, was it THAT big of a deal to provide company for someone for one day?

Noon-3 is company. Noon-7 is lingering.

Maybe I value my free time and privacy too much.

[Jorddyn]

Maybe I value my free time and privacy too much.

Translation: I had plans for the wife during this time.

[Sean of the Thread]

Well sometimes when you're married it's a good thing but one or the other will get pissed off.

Our schedules and dealing with the kids negated most of those problems so we rarely had anyone over but when my friend did come over for what was sposed to be a day and always ended up a week she got pissed and I annoyed.

It's hard to tell a good friend to step off however when you rarely see them.

[Keller]

Well sometimes when you're married it's a good thing but one or the other will get pissed off.

Our schedules and dealing with the kids negated most of those problems so we rarely had anyone over but when my friend did come over for what was sposed to be a day and always ended up a week she got pissed and I annoyed.

It's hard to tell a good friend to step off however when you rarely see them.

Is this your binge-drinking buddy?

I can't imagine why she didn't like him being around the house. I mean, think of all your girls could learn!

[Sean of the Thread]

lol it's the binge-drinking buddy. Usually his trips were coordinated with her trips to orlando for disney etc. She just wasn't happy with the mess we made upon return.

He was never intoxicated around the girls. Actually he read to them and got his ass kicked at monopoly more times than I can remember.

We were all nighters anyways. Usually go fishing or hit some live music at the beach during the day.

I never exposed my kids to shit other than an episode or two of which I regret entirely (getting out of the car and walking home from the grocery store type shit).

[Keller]

lol it's the binge-drinking buddy. Usually his trips were coordinated with her trips to orlando for disney etc. She just wasn't happy with the mess we made upon return.

He was never intoxicated around the girls. Actually he read to them and got his ass kicked at monopoly more times than I can remember.

We were all nighters anyways. Usually go fishing or hit some live music at the beach during the day.

I never exposed my kids to shit other than an episode or two of which I regret entirely (getting out of the car and walking home from the grocery store type shit).

It's sort of how I feel about my brother being around my nieces too much. He's really great with them. But he's also 40, homeless and living out of his car, never finished the 9th grade, smokes, drinks, does drugs, and is very emotionally unstable.

It's not that I think he hurts them day-to-day, but sometimes, especially when it's supposed to be someone they look up to, you want to protect kids from that.

[Sean of the Thread]

Agreed. However I've got him on a leash and he's very respectable. I'd also take a bullet for him and he'd do the same for my children.

I'm a lot of things but watching over and protecting my children is priority one.

They have no needs right now and living well under the protection of their grandfather who threatened to kill me as his first sentence to me if I ever hurt his daughter.

I send what I can but right now I have to get off probation and fast. Then I promised her I'll send all I can to pay off her debts. She is living rent free and the kids are fine.

I miss the fuck out of them however. I've been sending post cards every couple days or so at least. It's the best I can do at the moment.

[Allereli]

Noon-3 is company. Noon-7 is lingering.

Maybe I value my free time and privacy too much.

In that case, sorry you had to watch the games with someone

:shrug:

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol I forgot to mention that this thread reminded me of that old OSU/Michigan commercial with the couple on the couch in their colors.

"without college sports this wouldn't be disgusting"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liNBAvdfakg

which is also always fun since my sister always hosts for holidays etc and she's a gator grad and her husband is a Seminole grad. Makes for fun pranks/gifts.

*I'd wear OSU colors if it would get me into skeeter's old lady... she's hot.

rofl

[Methais]

So we made the mistake of inviting my wife's lonely friend over lunch today.

She suddenly became a MSU fan, and now seems to have taken a liking to Oklahoma.

I hate situations like this.

Get her friend really drunk until they pass out.

Remove his/her pants and take a giant dump in them (the pants).

Act like you know he/she shit themself the next day, but do so via awkward moments of silence, indicating to them that you know what they did but don't want to say anything about it. Laughing just before and after they enter the room will enhance this effect.

They should be gone by noon.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Noon-3 is company. Noon-7 is lingering.

Maybe I value my free time and privacy too much.

Is it really that big of a deal? It's not like you were doing anything important or intimate. I could understand if it was someone obnoxious or your MIL or whatever, but hey, it probably made her day to have some people to hang out with.

[Keller]

Is it really that big of a deal? It's not like you were doing anything important or intimate. I could understand if it was someone obnoxious or your MIL or whatever, but hey, it probably made her day to have some people to hang out with.

I'm an asshole, what can I say.

[Stanley Burrell]

It's sort of how I feel about my brother being around my nieces too much. He's really great with them. But he's also 40, homeless and living out of his car, never finished the 9th grade, smokes, drinks, does drugs, and is very emotionally unstable.

I didn't know your bro played GemStone.

I keed, I keed.

Seriously though, Keller, man: What's up? We never talk to each other on The Internet anymore. I need you. To hold me tenderly.

Ummmm, let's see here: Since the threesome suggestion has already somewhat been hashed out, I say you do a onesome and masturbate in her bras like a responsible adult when she isn't looking.

Yeah, I'm pretty much great and awesome at sage advice. Call me.

[Jayvn]

you never did answer if she was hot or not...

[Keller]

you never did answer if she was hot or not...
Nah, she's not.

[AnticorRifling]

It's sort of how I feel about my brother being around my nieces too much. He's really great with them. But he's also 40, homeless and living out of his car, never finished the 9th grade, smokes, drinks, does drugs, and is very emotionally unstable.

It's not that I think he hurts them day-to-day, but sometimes, especially when it's supposed to be someone they look up to, you want to protect kids from that.
That's an easy fix. My brother was a full blown coke head when my kids were born. After they came home from the NICU I drove up to South Bend, found him, said hey let's go see your nephews. We drove back down to Indy, I pulled into the drive way and when we got out of the car I said "Stop. This is as close as you'll ever get while you're doin drugs. Get back in the car." And then we drove back. It was worth every minute of those 12 hours I spent driving that day. *This might not work with everyone but I knew that my brother would care more about my kids than anything else*

[Drew]

I'm an asshole, what can I say.

Yeah essentially. I mean you even got to watch the game. If she was talking or something the whole time I understand, commercials are for talking, games are for watching.

[TheEschaton]

It's sort of how I feel about my brother being around my nieces too much. He's really great with them. But he's also 40, homeless and living out of his car, never finished the 9th grade, smokes, drinks, does drugs, and is very emotionally unstable.

It's not that I think he hurts them day-to-day, but sometimes, especially when it's supposed to be someone they look up to, you want to protect kids from that.

This sounds like me in 12 years.

[Clove]

Is it really that big of a deal? It's not like you were doing anything important or intimate. I could understand if it was someone obnoxious or your MIL or whatever, but hey, it probably made her day to have some people to hang out with.Narcissiia has a good point. Clearly that woman was seriously lonely (as well as out of touch with how to be a polite guest). Then again, this might be one of the reasons she's lonely too.

I understand the desire for guests to go. I kick my own freaking family out when I'm ready for them to leave. Personally Keller, I would not have taken someone I invited for lunch, out to dinner just to get them to leave. "Well I enjoyed lunch and the game, but we really have some things to do so we should wrap this up..." etc. etc. etc. After that, I start getting nasty. I don't want friends who won't leave when asked. But that's just me.

[TheEschaton]

I'm actually a people person, so I woulda thought watching the game with someone else would be better than watching it alone. Fancy that.

How do deal with clients, who aren't even your friends, who want all your time? Your life must be miserable if your only justification is, "Man, they pay me a lot to deal with these people constantly."

-TheE-

[Keller]

Narcissiia has a good point. Clearly that woman was seriously lonely (as well as out of touch with how to be a polite guest). Then again, this might be one of the reasons she's lonely too.

I understand the desire for guests to go. I kick my own freaking family out when I'm ready for them to leave. Personally Keller, I would not have taken someone I invited for lunch, out to dinner just to get them to leave. "Well I enjoyed lunch and the game, but we really have some things to do so we should wrap this up..." etc. etc. etc. After that, I start getting nasty. I don't want friends who won't leave when asked. But that's just me.

My wife asked her if she wanted to go for a walk on the Mall, go to a movie, or go grab some coffee. She was content to just sit in our apartment.

[Keller]

I'm actually a people person, so I woulda thought watching the game with someone else would be better than watching it alone. Fancy that.

How do deal with clients, who aren't even your friends, who want all your time? Your life must be miserable if your only justification is, "Man, they pay me a lot to deal with these people constantly."

-TheE-

I love tax law, if that's not become apparent to the rest of you yet.

I could read revenue rulings and regulation preambles all day. Client's pay me to do that.

[CrystalTears]

I'm actually a people person, so I woulda thought watching the game with someone else would be better than watching it alone. Fancy that.If you're perhaps a single person who isn't going to be doing anything with anyone else, fine. However sometimes when you're married, and even have kids, you want to spend time with just them, and don't want someone else hanging around. Hell maybe Keller wanted to kick off his shoes and shirt and watch the game in his undies. That's his right and shouldn't have to cater to someone who wasn't meant to be there that long. A plan to be a slug is still a plan. :D

[AnticorRifling]

Freak.

[AnticorRifling]

If you're perhaps a single person who isn't going to be doing anything with anyone else, fine. However sometimes when you're married, and even have kids, you want to spend time with just them, and don't want someone else hanging around. Hell maybe Keller wanted to kick off his shoes and shirt and watch the game in his undies. That's his right and shouldn't have to cater to someone who wasn't meant to be there that long. A plan to be a slug is still a plan. :D
When you're married and have kids you will kill random people on the street for the chance to hope for a fleeting moment of FUCKING ALONE TIME!

[CrystalTears]

When you're married and have kids you will kill random people on the street for the chance to hope for a fleeting moment of FUCKING ALONE TIME!
:lol: Exactly.

[Clove]

When you're married and have kids you will kill random people on the street for the chance to hope for a fleeting moment of FUCKING ALONE TIME!Conversation with my own mother:

"Lunch is at 1pm. Your brother has to go to a dance at 4. You have to go at 6."

If I invite for lunch, you aren't staying for dinner. If I invite you for dinner, you aren't spending the night. If I invite for the weekend, you aren't going to be there on Tuesday.

It's all about "how much time I've planned for you."

I would light people on fire for some alone time some days.

[Tisket]

What is this "alone time" you all speak of? Speak english for crissakes.

[Keller]

What is this "alone time" you all speak of? Speak english for crissakes.

Sexy-tahme

[Some Rogue]

What is this "alone time" you all speak of? Speak english for crissakes.

When the kids are in their cages?

[TheRunt]

I love tax law, if that's not become apparent to the rest of you yet.

I could read revenue rulings and regulation preambles all day. Client's pay me to do that.

You sir are a sick sick sick individual. I can understand loving the money you make doing it. But loving the tax law itself?:wtf:

[Keller]

You sir are a sick sick sick individual. I can understand loving the money you make doing it. But loving the tax law itself?:wtf:

It's discrete and orderly.

And where it's not, I get to make it up as I go along.

Plus, it's really satisfying finding glitches.

[Clove]

My wife asked her if she wanted to go for a walk on the Mall, go to a movie, or go grab some coffee. She was content to just sit in our apartment.Oh nay, nay. When I say lunch is over, it isn't an invitation to do something else. "Let's wrap this up" means "You don't have to go home but you can't stay here." You and your wife were too polite, there are a hundred ways to say "Get the fuck out" (some of them quite nice and cordial sounding) you just have to pick one and say it.

[TheEschaton]

Once again confirming my belief that most PCers are borderline sociopaths. :P

[CrystalTears]

Once again confirming my belief that most PCers are borderline sociopaths. :P
What the hell? Because we don't want to entertain someone for hours and hours? :(

[Clove]

Once again confirming my belief that most PCers are borderline sociopaths. :PI believe I've posted the evidence of my family dinners here, my wife and I love to entertain but when we're done entertaining, we're done. If guests lack the intuition to determine a good exit time, I have no problem determining it for them. :P

[ElvenFury]

What the hell? Because we don't want to entertain someone for hours and hours? :(

I think he was referring to the comments on killing and lighting people on fire for a bit of alone time. Plus, the tongue face clearly shows that he was being tongue-in-cheek. :-P

[Keller]

the tongue face clearly shows that he was being tongue-in-cheek.

Or that he wanted to make-out with the PC to cure it of it's sociopathy.

[CrystalTears]

I think he was referring to the comments on killing and lighting people on fire for a bit of alone time. Plus, the tongue face clearly shows that he was being tongue-in-cheek. :-P
Read more of the PC than the rep whore thread. You'll figure out that sometimes the :P is added to make you think they're kidding when they're totally not.

[ElvenFury]

My bad. I guess he really does believe that you're all bunch of sociopaths. Sensitive much?

[CrystalTears]

My bad. I guess he really does believe that you're all bunch of sociopaths. Sensitive much?
NO U!

[Jayvn]

You guys can come over to my house for dinner.. I'm having Fava beans and a nice chianti

[Hips]

you didn't type out the crazy lip sound he makes!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVlkZVAw8Gc

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm going to someones house for dinner tonight whom I've known for years and they're crazy as in wild (teachers) and am slightly worried.

[Keller]

I'm going to someones house for dinner tonight whom I've known for years and they're crazy as in wild (teachers) and am slightly worried.

Unless it's a dude and his partner, go for the threesome.

[Paradii]

Unless it's a dude and his partner, go for the threesome.

Even it's the first, go for it. How often can Sean say he's been the beam in the Eiffel Tower?


six? seven times? Not hardly enough.

[Clove]

You guys can come over to my house for dinner.. I'm having Fava beans and a nice chiantiQuid pro quo Clarice!!

[Jayvn]

The only time I did ecstasy happened to involve 2 teachers.. youngish elementary grade teachers..one was a special ed at that... it was...interesting..also a few other people but they weren't teachers so it doesn't affect the story.

[CrystalTears]

The only time I did ecstasy happened to involve 2 teachers.. youngish elementary grade teachers..one was a special ed at that... it was...interesting..also a few other people but they weren't teachers so it doesn't affect the story.
Are you still on it? :wtf: