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Bobmuhthol
02-16-2004, 04:31 PM
Pictures first :)
http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004070803,00.jpg
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FORGET trying to squeeze your bum on the photocopier - spread your assets on this flatbed.

The HP SCANJET 4600 and 4760 can be used for every day copy making as well as those special jobs for parts that other scanners fail to reach.

And if you don't believe me, listen to what tech-savvy Anna Ridgewell, of Chapel-en-Frith, Derbyshire, has to say.

This very clever lady found a brilliant way to be with her boyfriend on Valentine's Day - even though the poor bloke was on the other side of the world.

Anna said: "When I realised my boyfriend Brian would be in Sydney over Valentine's Day I decided to do something a bit different and a bit sexy.

"Chocolates and a cheesy card just don't cut it when your boyfriend's a million miles away, especially when he's surrounded by those Aussie beach babes.

"I've just bought this new scanner from HP because I wanted to get all my old photos in order on my computer. When I bought it the sales guy said that because it's transparent and it can be taken apart, you can scan anything, which is what got me thinking...

"I tested it out on my leg and it worked really well, so I pulled out Brian's favourite underwear and scanned some strategic parts of my body. I printed the sexiest ones out and sent them to him in Sydney, along with the underwear that I was wearing.

"Even though he can't touch me this Valentine's Day, he can certainly see what he's missing."

You've got to hand it to the girl, that's one present he'll never forget.

To save Anna's modesty and keep her figure for his eyes only, we embarked on a little Gizmo experiment, all in the name of technological research of course.

Taking one HP scanner and one gorgeous model - also named Anna (what a coincidence!) - we asked her to make us some scan-tastic shots of her beautiful bod.

Boy did she come up with a fine set of prints - look at the one below.

The scanner itself can sit upright and has an innovative fold-open design so you see exactly what you're getting through the transparent window.

[Edited on 2-16-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

Kia
02-16-2004, 04:34 PM
That girl looks 14 years old...

KIA.

Mint
02-16-2004, 04:34 PM
Well that removed all doubt in my mind that Bobmuhthol is a guy.

Hulkein
02-16-2004, 04:35 PM
Nah.. She looks around 17, 18.

Betheny
02-16-2004, 04:46 PM
In summary -- guys like squished boobs? :?:

Soulpieced
02-16-2004, 04:47 PM
I :heart: boobs

Betheny
02-16-2004, 04:49 PM
Squished ones are a turn on? What a revelation.... I bet a man invented mammography...

Mint
02-16-2004, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
Squished ones are a turn on? What a revelation.... I bet a man invented mammography...

I think this thread was created as an excuse to post boob pictures, squished or not.

Artha
02-16-2004, 04:50 PM
Boobs are boobs.

Tsa`ah
02-16-2004, 05:10 PM
Boobs are good, but damn.... wouldn't it have been easier and less time consuming with a digital camera?

Betheny
02-16-2004, 05:12 PM
Her milkshake is better than ours.

Zeyrin
02-17-2004, 02:27 PM
I'm sorry, what were you talking about? I was staring at her boobs. :whistle:

Wezas
02-17-2004, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Maimara
In summary -- guys like squished boobs? :?:

Only if they're pressed down on a glass table while I..... err... what was this thread about again?