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Jorddyn
03-27-2009, 01:47 PM
I'd rather do anything than work right now, so here is my story:

I was stepping outside to have a smoke over lunch, and there was a hawk by the patio.

I called over one of the women I work with (c'mon, they're cool!). We stepped outside and the hawk took off one direction, and the bunny it had been holding that we couldn't see took off the other direction.

She said "Awww, we saved a bunny rabbit!"

After my smoke, I told one of my friends at work about it and she said, "You spoiled his lunch!"

So, what do you think?
Stanley Burrell
03-27-2009, 01:49 PM
42.

:love:
DCSL
03-27-2009, 01:50 PM
Spoiled his lunch! It can take a lot of effort to nab a rabbit from the sky. They're serpentine!
BriarFox
03-27-2009, 01:51 PM
You're interrupting nature. Eat some beef.
LMingrone
03-27-2009, 02:03 PM
I left work early 'cause I broke a rib and can't do shit. But there are vultures, hawks, and a few gophers and squirrels that hang out near my smoking spot. I'm waiting for the day that one of the birds swoops down and destroys them. I love all animals, but, these stupid squirrels keep tearing my trash apart. Get em vultures!
Jorddyn
03-27-2009, 02:12 PM
Man, no love for the bunny rabbit. And it's almost Easter! Why do you people hate Christians?

:)
DCSL
03-27-2009, 02:19 PM
Man, no love for the bunny rabbit. And it's almost Easter! Why do you people hate Christians?

:)

ClydeR is the local representative. =\

Plus, I bet Jesus ate rabbits. Lots of them. The Easter Bunny is the risen ghost of an evil rabbit Jesus ate. Now it claws its way from Hell every year to secrete its vile spawn in the soft, fluffy grass of every lawn in the country. Jesus decreed that it is the duty of every Christian child to hunt down the seeds of the Devil Cottontail before they hatch. If these brave kids fail, the Apocalypse will be nigh.

And that's the story of Easter.
LMingrone
03-27-2009, 02:22 PM
Ahhh, this brought up a childhood memory. Completely forgot about it until now. I was probably 7/8 and thought I could catch the "Easter Bunny". I used my Erector Sets, Legos, carrots, string, a bird cage, an alarm, and a bunch of other crap to catch him.

I didn't realize for years that my stupid father knew my setup. Bastard unhooked my connections, and bit all the carrots while I was sleeping. I thought, being a stupid kid, that that rabbit escaped my clutches. I'm happy I remember that now, it's a funny story to tell.
DCSL
03-27-2009, 02:25 PM
Thank god you didn't actually catch him. That rabbit would have ripped your face off and worn it as a disguise to infiltrate the White House Easter Egg Hunt. We're talking diabolical rabbit here.
BriarFox
03-27-2009, 02:26 PM
ClydeR is not necessarily a Christian. He puts up an extremely fallible facade of ultra-conservative politics and Christianity in order to undermine those stances.
DCSL
03-27-2009, 02:29 PM
I could have sworn my posts were so obviously farcical that people would be able to tell I was kidding but I guess not. I know ClydeR is a satire. Also, the Easter Bunny is not really a ghost of a rabbit that Jesus ate, evil and otherwise.
LMingrone
03-27-2009, 02:33 PM
Thank god you didn't actually catch him. That rabbit would have ripped your face off and worn it as a disguise to infiltrate the White House Easter Egg Hunt. We're talking diabolical rabbit here.

The next day I went to an egg hunt in New Haven, CT. I found the egg for a BRAND NEW HUFFY MOUNTAIN BIKE, and my sister (who's blind btw) found the egg for a portable basketball hoop. No clue how she found it. Win Win for me.
Jorddyn
03-27-2009, 02:35 PM
Also, the Easter Bunny is not really a ghost of a rabbit that Jesus ate, evil and otherwise.

Next you're going to tell me Santa isn't real. :wtf:
Sean
03-27-2009, 02:37 PM
ClydeR is the local representative. =\

Plus, I bet Jesus ate rabbits. Lots of them. The Easter Bunny is the risen ghost of an evil rabbit Jesus ate. Now it claws its way from Hell every year to secrete its vile spawn in the soft, fluffy grass of every lawn in the country. Jesus decreed that it is the duty of every Christian child to hunt down the seeds of the Devil Cottontail before they hatch. If these brave kids fail, the Apocalypse will be nigh.

And that's the story of Easter.

Jesus did no such thing! http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155565/
Allereli
03-27-2009, 02:38 PM
I still do Easter egg hunts when the opportunity is given, I'll be 30 this year.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2059/2362238752_5f282bd8ed_o.jpg
Jorddyn
03-27-2009, 02:42 PM
I miss Kansas City. There was an Easter Keg hunt.
Mabus
03-27-2009, 02:50 PM
Thank god you didn't actually catch him. That rabbit would have ripped your face off and worn it as a disguise to infiltrate the White House Easter Egg Hunt. We're talking diabolical rabbit here.
"I soiled my armor I was so scared!"
Holy Grail - Killer Rabbit, YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg)
Ashlander
03-27-2009, 02:56 PM
Next you're going to tell me Santa isn't real. :wtf:

Santa is in fact a convicted child molester. He is court ordered to wear a red suit so people can see him coming and hide their children.
Ignot
03-27-2009, 03:04 PM
In college there was this hawk that lived on campus and every now and then you would see it eating something. It was pretty gross so I say save the bunny but no homo.
Paradii
03-27-2009, 03:41 PM
You can't trust rabbits meng, this one viciously attacked my truck a few years ago.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/dnonne/California%20May-August%202005/DSCN0219.jpg



And then I found it's previous kill....crazy rabbit took down a calf!!

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b298/dnonne/California%20May-August%202005/377433196CSPHut_ph.jpg

It was a real close call!
Latrinsorm
03-27-2009, 08:16 PM
ClydeR is the local representative. =\:(
Jayvn
03-27-2009, 09:40 PM
Man, no love for the bunny rabbit. And it's almost Easter! Why do you people hate Christians?

:)

if by christians you mean pagans..and the goddess OESTRA... the bunny goddess...
Jayvn
03-27-2009, 09:42 PM
disregard my spelling of the bunny goddess..back to the guinness.
Tisket
03-27-2009, 11:29 PM
I like polls that allow me to choose more than one option. But how is it possible that Dwarven Empath picked the same option twice? Either my eyes are going bad or something's glitchy in poll-land (haha I made a funny).
Jorddyn
03-27-2009, 11:33 PM
I like polls that allow me to choose more than one option. But how is it possible that Dwarven Empath picked the same option twice? Either my eyes are going bad or something's glitchy in poll-land (haha I made a funny).

Maybe Dwarven Empath is actually an evil Hawk.