BriarFox
03-25-2009, 07:58 PM
Whoever coded the Grimswarm (Strathspey?) was a sadistic bastard and deserves to be roasted over a slow fire for making them such bitches. However, there is that occasional moment ...
I went into a 300+ giant camp with a warchief assassination task. Found him:
(Note: This log is heavily edited)
The surroundings advance upon a Grimswarm giant warchief with relentless fury!
CS: +337 - TD: +278 + CvA: -13 + d100: +77 == +123
Warding failed!
A Grimswarm giant warchief is struck by a ruddy piece of icy refuse!
... 19 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike hits close to the left eye!
... 10 points of damage!
Blow to back connects lightly.
... 5 points of damage!
Icy chill to the giant warchief's midriff. Looks like a bowl of nice hot stew is in order.
[Roll result: 96 (open d100: 39) Penalties: 0]
You crouch, sweep a leg at a Grimswarm giant warchief and connect!
You whack a Grimswarm giant warchief's legs futilely! You stumble back on your feet.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.
Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a Grimswarm giant warchief! One of the thorns jabs into the warchief!
... hits for 13 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the right leg.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a Grimswarm giant warchief! One of the thorns jabs into the warchief!
... hits for 24 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the left leg.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a Grimswarm giant warchief! One of the thorns jabs into the warchief!
... hits for 13 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the right leg.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a Grimswarm giant warchief! One of the thorns jabs into the warchief!
... hits for 14 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the left leg.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
[Roll result: 106 (open d100: 49) Penalties: 0]
You crouch, sweep a leg at a Grimswarm giant warchief and connect!
A Grimswarm giant warchief falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
** As you hit, the outer rim of your glaes ringed mail seems to fold inward upon itself drawing everything it touches along with it! **
... 20 points of damage!
Back pops as muscles resist the vacuum!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +526 vs DS: +227 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +35 = +354
... and hit for 60 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
The giant warchief is knocked to the ground!
The guiding force leaves you.
** As you hit, your arrow flares with a burst of frost! **
... 5 points of damage!
My! It looks like the giant warchief will be stiff in the morning! Better ice down the bruises!
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The wooden arrow sticks in a Grimswarm giant warchief's left leg!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
All of a sudden, a Grimswarm giant warchief rolls hard to her side, and then leaps to her feet!
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +526 vs DS: +189 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +42 = +399
... and hit for 68 points of damage!
Slash across right eye!
Hope the left is working.
The guiding force leaves you.
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The wooden arrow sticks in a Grimswarm giant warchief's right eye!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +451 vs DS: +121 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +53 = +403
... and hit for 65 points of damage!
Well aimed shot almost removes an eye!
** As you hit, your arrow flares with a burst of frost! **
... 5 points of damage!
My! It looks like the giant warchief will be stiff in the morning! Better ice down the bruises!
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The wooden arrow sticks in a Grimswarm giant warchief's left eye!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +419 vs DS: +119 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +33 = +353
... and hit for 59 points of damage!
Loud *crack* as the giant warchief's sternum breaks!
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The wooden arrow sticks in a Grimswarm giant warchief's chest!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +409 vs DS: +113 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +2 = +318
... and hit for 43 points of damage!
Well placed shot to the neck!
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
Glancing shot. The wooden arrow flips over, landing behind a Grimswarm giant warchief.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Meanwhile, I'm being heavily dispelled and beat on and they finally manage to kill me, which looks like a Christmas tree exploding after you plug it into an industrial generator.
Then, after Kaedra somehow manages to find me up on the top of Aenatumgana outside this warcamp and I'm back in Pinefar recovering from the chew-fest, this happens:
[You have completed your current society task.]
The fucker died of his wounds, after shaking off +400 endrolls like they were snowflakes. My only comment to this is:
Hahahaha! FUCK YOU, you bitch of a Grimswarm warchief.
I went into a 300+ giant camp with a warchief assassination task. Found him:
(Note: This log is heavily edited)
The surroundings advance upon a Grimswarm giant warchief with relentless fury!
CS: +337 - TD: +278 + CvA: -13 + d100: +77 == +123
Warding failed!
A Grimswarm giant warchief is struck by a ruddy piece of icy refuse!
... 19 points of damage!
... 10 points of damage!
Strike hits close to the left eye!
... 10 points of damage!
Blow to back connects lightly.
... 5 points of damage!
Icy chill to the giant warchief's midriff. Looks like a bowl of nice hot stew is in order.
[Roll result: 96 (open d100: 39) Penalties: 0]
You crouch, sweep a leg at a Grimswarm giant warchief and connect!
You whack a Grimswarm giant warchief's legs futilely! You stumble back on your feet.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.
Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a Grimswarm giant warchief! One of the thorns jabs into the warchief!
... hits for 13 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the right leg.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a Grimswarm giant warchief! One of the thorns jabs into the warchief!
... hits for 24 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the left leg.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a Grimswarm giant warchief! One of the thorns jabs into the warchief!
... hits for 13 points of damage!
... 15 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the right leg.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath a Grimswarm giant warchief! One of the thorns jabs into the warchief!
... hits for 14 points of damage!
... 5 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the left leg.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
[Roll result: 106 (open d100: 49) Penalties: 0]
You crouch, sweep a leg at a Grimswarm giant warchief and connect!
A Grimswarm giant warchief falls to the ground! You deftly regain your footing.
** As you hit, the outer rim of your glaes ringed mail seems to fold inward upon itself drawing everything it touches along with it! **
... 20 points of damage!
Back pops as muscles resist the vacuum!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Roundtime changed to 3 seconds.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +526 vs DS: +227 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +35 = +354
... and hit for 60 points of damage!
Strike pierces thigh!
The giant warchief is knocked to the ground!
The guiding force leaves you.
** As you hit, your arrow flares with a burst of frost! **
... 5 points of damage!
My! It looks like the giant warchief will be stiff in the morning! Better ice down the bruises!
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The wooden arrow sticks in a Grimswarm giant warchief's left leg!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
All of a sudden, a Grimswarm giant warchief rolls hard to her side, and then leaps to her feet!
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +526 vs DS: +189 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +42 = +399
... and hit for 68 points of damage!
Slash across right eye!
Hope the left is working.
The guiding force leaves you.
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The wooden arrow sticks in a Grimswarm giant warchief's right eye!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +451 vs DS: +121 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +53 = +403
... and hit for 65 points of damage!
Well aimed shot almost removes an eye!
** As you hit, your arrow flares with a burst of frost! **
... 5 points of damage!
My! It looks like the giant warchief will be stiff in the morning! Better ice down the bruises!
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The wooden arrow sticks in a Grimswarm giant warchief's left eye!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +419 vs DS: +119 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +33 = +353
... and hit for 59 points of damage!
Loud *crack* as the giant warchief's sternum breaks!
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
The wooden arrow sticks in a Grimswarm giant warchief's chest!
Roundtime: 5 sec.
You nock a wooden arrow in your sylvan longbow.
You fire a wooden arrow at a Grimswarm giant warchief!
AS: +409 vs DS: +113 with AvD: +20 + d100 roll: +2 = +318
... and hit for 43 points of damage!
Well placed shot to the neck!
The scintillating blue light surrounding the arrow fades some.
Glancing shot. The wooden arrow flips over, landing behind a Grimswarm giant warchief.
Roundtime: 5 sec.
Meanwhile, I'm being heavily dispelled and beat on and they finally manage to kill me, which looks like a Christmas tree exploding after you plug it into an industrial generator.
Then, after Kaedra somehow manages to find me up on the top of Aenatumgana outside this warcamp and I'm back in Pinefar recovering from the chew-fest, this happens:
[You have completed your current society task.]
The fucker died of his wounds, after shaking off +400 endrolls like they were snowflakes. My only comment to this is:
Hahahaha! FUCK YOU, you bitch of a Grimswarm warchief.