Idiots

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Ok, last night i am sitting in the North Market in 'Haven after hunting. Three or four people are in there running back and forth and insulting each other. Good for a chuckle or two, so i stay an' watch. Anyway, one of the people there had sancted the place, because he got tired of these idiots attacking each other.

Next thing i know, Sabbat shows up, says the Market belongs to him, and demands that the fellow who cast the sanct remove it. Ok, fine, some folks don't like the spell, whatever. Sleeps the guy a few times, gets told to shove off, and then just to prove that his dick is bigger, Sabbat warns everyone that "death is coming" WTF? Oh well, no longer amusing, go to sell my furs an gems an such. Walk out of the furrier, an get nailed by a flaming rock....seems that Sabbat decided that casting meteor swarm would get rid of the sanct, except the moron missed the fellow who cast it, and i get nailed. Three rooms away i might add.

Uhmm...WTF? Yup Sabbat, you got the bigger dick, too bad you don't have the brains to match. Admittedly, it was like 3:00 in the morning, but what kind of brain-dead idiot casts meteor swarm just to force someone to drop a friggin' sanct?

[Nieninque]

He was whinging on Psinet that he got hauled into the lounge and made to read policy. Said it wasnt fair that people could cast it in Icemule town square and kill loads of people and he couldnt do it in Solhaven, even though he didnt kill any. Prolly too thick to know he even killed ye. :duh:

[Slider]

Oh, get this, later on he comes back and wants to know who he killed...said it was only one person. But the fucker was invisible the whole time, and wouldn't say why he wanted to know who he killed. So i told him it was me, but i didn't want a damn thing from him, and if he thought that replacing a deed because some GM told him too was gonna make up for his moronic shit he was mistaken. He even laughed and said fine, i guess we're square then. Uhmm...no.....i will be seeing you again, soon.

[J-Tech]

Kick hiz ass. :)

-J.T.

[Galleazzo]

What a fuckwad.

At this rate, I can't wait for sleep/stun/web to be assault offenses.

[Kitsun]

You have to be a complete moron to cast meteor swarm anywhere. It sets off big huge lights. Trying to claim that you OWN a spot and back up the RP by dropping a swarm of flaming rocks onto it is just asking to be warned.

[Sakkat]

theres a sabbat in game :O now thats just weird.

[Edaarin]

Gonna piggyback your thread here. The following people need to be culled from the gene pool.

Showal [subdued]: "anyone know what those flares are that set off every so often?"
Horyzon [subdued]: "fireworks?"
Horyzon [subdued]: "showal i think its programmed into gemstone itself, a random event"
Glavanor [subdued]: "lookin for some 5x doubles or leather breastplate, ttm please"
Warbel [subdued]: "Horyzon, please stay in character"
Darktemptress [subdued]: "::blink::"
Horyzon [subdued]: "sorry, forgot the to"
Darktemptress [subdued]: "::blink::"
Karr [subdued]: "::laughs::"
Glavanor [subdued]: "warbel should worry about him "
Karr [subdued]: "we'll all live"
Khamsin [subdued]: "I forget the to too"
Darktemptress [subdued]: "::nods::"
Psylock [subdued]: "I have my too-too.."
Calvix [subdued]: "i curse the gods ever time i do that, haha"
Shadowsnake [subdued]: "I belive we all forget the TO at one time or another."
Khamsin [subdued]: "well my tutu is in storage"
Darktemptress [subdued]: "::nods::"
Darktemptress [subdued]: "::blink::"

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Kitsun
You have to be a complete moron to cast meteor swarm anywhere. It sets off big huge lights. Trying to claim that you OWN a spot and back up the RP by dropping a swarm of flaming rocks onto it is just asking to be warned.

Exactly.. at the very LEAST have a deed saying you own the property.

[Warriorbird]

Sounds like Sabbat, despite having a mindblowingly dumb name to begin with... was sold.

[Kitsun]

Especially if you have the deed! Who the hell throws big, flaming rocks into their garden? Except for like Satan.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Gonna piggyback your thread here. The following people need to be culled from the gene pool.

Warbel [subdued]: "Horyzon, please stay in character"


Classic.. what a fucknut

[Galleazzo]

Yeah, what the fuck is next? Leaping up and down and screaming "I HAT PEOPLE WHO GO O-O-C!!!!!"

:rant:

[Pallon]

<< Horyzon [subdued]: "showal i think its programmed into gemstone itself, a random event">>

solid platinum

[DeV]

Originally posted by Kitsun
Especially if you have the deed! Who the hell throws big, flaming rocks into their garden? Except for like Satan.

:lol:

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Gonna piggyback your thread here. The following people need to be culled from the gene pool.

Darktemptress [subdued]: "::blink::"
Darktemptress [subdued]: "::blink::"
Darktemptress [subdued]: "::nods::"
Darktemptress [subdued]: "::nods::"
Darktemptress [subdued]: "::blink::"

That is 1000000 times worse. At least when someone is really OOC, you can teach him/her what they were doing was wrong. But that, darktemptress surely thinks it's roleplaying.

Can someone explain how a mind connecting to a fellowship of minds can nods, blinks and such? Always thought the amulet was like talking on the phone, you hear but cannot see..

BOOOOOOOOOOH her

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Xcalibur


That photo scared the life out of me

[Xcalibur]

Heard it was Darktemptress, but I could be wrong, of course :)

[DeV]

that picture looks like his face is being pulled from every direction at the same time.. freaky shit.

[Mint]

Do you suppose he actually thinks he is more attractive post surgery?

[Galleazzo]

Jesus H. Christ, X, did you HAVE to post that? Excuse me, I have to go put my eyes out with red hot pokers now.

:O

[Xcalibur]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Jesus H. Christ, X, did you HAVE to post that? Excuse me, I have to go put my eyes out with red hot pokers now.

:O

I had to do, yes. There's stuff like that in life...

You know, when your girlfriend is sick and she vomits everywhere because she doesn't know how to drink, you need to clean her up, brush her teeth and all..

boooh

[Caramia]

At this rate, I can't wait for sleep/stun/web to be assault offenses.

They're already considered offensive attacks. I imagine if someone abused them enough, they'd get a little chat in a lounge.

Told you in another thread that Sabbat-Sterruz-Vadune was bad news, the Cul De Sac or Crypt thread, I think. So he's moved down to Solhaven? That'll go far. Glad he got thumped for his little stunt. I doubt anyone gets away with meteor storming in Icemule Trace or anyone, especially if someone dies and complains.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Caramia
They're already considered offensive attacks. Not to the constable.

[Drew2]

>abs
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Organ Repair...
Your spell is ready.
>
Your abdomen feels better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
>
Perwin just went south.
>
Smoothnatty whispers, "Think you could get my wounds please."
>rleg
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Limb Repair...
Your spell is ready.
>
Your right leg feels better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
>
Mardock laughs!
>
Smoothnatty comes out of hiding.
Smoothnatty traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>l smo
You see Great Lord Smoothnatty Brewsker the Disruptor.
He appears to be a Dark Elf.
He appears to be senescent and average height. He has bloodshot pale grey eyes and pale skin. He has raggedly cut, shaggy platinum hair. He has a classical nose and thin-tipped pointed ears.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his right leg, minor cuts and bruises on his chest, and some minor cuts and bruises on his left arm.
He is holding a sorcerer crested tower shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a gold ring, a crystal amulet, an iridescent specter keg pin, a bluish-black pin, a stylish rat fur coin pouch, a large mithril mesh sack, an ale-stained feedbag, a wight skin wand harness, a bulging oversized infuser's kit adorned with a mithril abacus, some time-worn leather walking boots, some scratchy gak wool pants, a pair of brushed mithril cufflinks, a blackened vruul skin thigh-sheath, a green toadstool pin, a mithril juggernaut pin, a ghostly-grey sorcerer's cloak, a rat fang fetish, some enruned dark mithril gauntlets with long spikes on the knuckles, a pair of wire giant ant antennae, a mithril war mask, and some rolaren banded hunting leathers.
>
Edine glances at you.
>
Cyphor stands up.
>
Smoothnatty gestures at you.
CS: +208 - TD: +167 + CvA: +12 + d100: +75 - -5 == +133
Warding failed!
Unpleasant wound to right arm! +25 damage.
>
Amioweil dances around the room to music only she can hear.
>cbone smooth
Lord Colosie just arrived.
>
You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>
You channel at Smoothnatty.
You concentrate intently on Smoothnatty, a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward Smoothnatty!
CS: +231 - TD: +209 + CvA: +12 + d100: +85 - -5 == +124
Warding failed!
Smoothnatty shudders with sporadic convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Smoothnatty is smashed for 53 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Massive blow removes Smoothnatty's left forearm at the elbow!
He is stunned!
... 25 points of damage!
Strong blow to chest!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
Roundtime: 3 sec.
>
Edine turns to face Smoothnatty.
>'Do not do that again
You hear someone chortling.
>
You say, "Do not do that again."
>
Syrile says, "Ouch."
>
Tlyia gasps.
>
Perwin just arrived.
>
Gnosis blows expertly across his piccolo, drawing forth a merry, joyful trill.
>
Perwin just went north.
>
Edine turns to face you.
>
Tlyia softly says, "Can i get some brights and silvers please."
>
A mire wolf's tail wags slowly back and forth!
>
Reibisch asks, "Anyone able to spare a dim aura or a powerful look?"
>
Cyphor just went north.
>
Tlyia finishes the verse of the song then begins the next, further embellishing the melody by adding an ecstatic moving harmony.
>
Lord Kintrul just arrived.
>
Lord Kintrul just went south.
>
Edine says, "He wins."
>
Edine points at you.
>
Morgrem's group just arrived.
>blood
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Heal...
Your spell is ready.
>
You concentrate.
You feel better.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
>rarm
The deep blue glow leaves Valasar.
>
You concentrate while murmuring the simple, mystical chant for Limb Repair...
Your spell is ready.
>
Your right arm feels better.
Roundtime: 2 sec.
Cast Roundtime 3 seconds.
>
Valasar is no longer moving so silently.
>
Valasar just went north.
>
Smoothnatty whispers, "I am so sorry."
>l
Gwendalath says, "Bunch of barbarians."
>
[Town Square, Small Park]
A small, shaded park fills an old vacant lot behind a row of buildings, the bright lamplight from the square filtering through the passage to the north to illuminate the area with a soft glow. A weatherworn grey marble statue of a stocky human in pioneer's clothing overlooks the park, his stone hat encrusted by the gifts of decades of passing birds and his right hand half-upraised as if it once held some now-missing object. You also see the Tlyia disk, the Strezze disk, the purple Solescape disk, the Smoothnatty disk, a midnight blue flame-eyed grantris, the Moerdith disk, a mire wolf and the Syrile disk.
Also here: Musema, Lady Pagelinn, Morgrem, Lord Colosie, Tlyia, Strezze, Pelendar, Solescape, Devar, Vaktof, Gnosis who is lying down, Mardock, Great Lord Smoothnatty, Riecil who is sitting, Kunon who is sitting, Lissiea, Great Lady Amioweil, Xarkhan who is sitting, Aubuggy who is sitting, Reibisch, Edine, Moerdith, Gwendalath, Syrile, Shinzon
Obvious paths: north, south, west
>
Perwin just arrived.
>
Strezze begins pouting.
>l smooth
Perwin sits down.
>
Pagelinn looks at Edine and trembles.
>
Gwendalath removes a silver-bladed deep red silk fan from in her spidersilk cloak.
>
Colosie sits down.
>
Smoothnatty whispers, "I meant to send mana."

You stare at nothing in particular.

>n
[Town Square, Southwest]
This corner of the square seems somewhat subdued. Townsfolk pass through on their way to the shops, the bazaar, or the main well at the center of the square. Others hurry past, anxious to get home or go on about their business. You also see a cobblestone walkway leading up to a wrought-iron gate.
Obvious paths: north, northeast, east, south, west
>n

[CrystalTears]

Yes because prep <spell>, then cast <person> is the same as send <person> <#>. I mean they're identical. Easy mistake. :rolleyes:

[Bobmuhthol]

It's actually send <#> <person>.

[HarmNone]

Heh. Wonder if the guy has one too many macros for his small mind to keep up with? :lol:

HarmNone

[CrystalTears]

Yes Bob. :rolleyes: It's semantics (and sleepiness) but it's still two completely different commands. And if both are macro'ed, someone really needs to set them completely apart.

[Bobmuhthol]

The other flaw in that, is the spell is (I think) 705, which would mean he has to have 705 mana to mix up the two in the first place. That is a bit doubtful.

But it could still be done, mind you, just by a complete retard.

[Drew2]

Actually his macro is probably ...

prep 705 \r cast \? \r or whatever.

And the one to send is probably send 50 \? \r or whatever.

He typed in the name and it did the wrong thing.

[HarmNone]

It would be easy to make this mistake, really, if you did not plan carefully when you set up your macros. If someone had a macro set on F1 to send mana to <person> and another macro on F2 to blow <person> to kingdom come, all it would take to really mess up would be to hit F2 when you meant to hit F1...unless there have been major changes that I am not aware of, that is. :)

HarmNone

[Bobmuhthol]

Only pussies use attack macros.

My macros are striking, smiting, swords, warding, defending, stance offensive, stance defensive.

I use them maybe once a week.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Idiots... this pretty much says it all

[Doozle (subdued)] "Devestatingly beautiful,trained 45 times, fierce hunting Giantess Empath seeks witty Giantman of equal or higher training for hunting, friendship and possible courtship. Hobbits, Gnomes and Winged folk need not apply. Humans, Elves and Dwarfs negotiable. Master of Voln, Warrior or Bard a definate plus. Think to me if interested."

[Bobmuhthol]

Why would a Giant be with an Elf? What an idiot.

[Artha]

...or a dwarf.

[Bobmuhthol]

Actually dwarves are like the only friends of giants. I'd pull up the documentation but I don't feel like it.

[Artha]

I know that. But uh...why would a giant be romantically interested in a dwarf? It's stupid.

[Bobmuhthol]

This reminds me of that time Warclaidhm said the same joke five times a day, and it sucked every time.

"What did the halfling prostitute say to the giant?"
"I don't know Warclaidhm, what?!?!"
"Nothing, her mouth was full!!!"

And he wondered why the GMs told him to stop saying it every three seconds.