Are YOU a MONK?

[walkinthrurain]

[OOC]-Valir: "you need a short sword to get outa darkstone castle?"
[OOC]-Valir: "or is that just to get in?"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "just to get in I am pretty sure"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Daggers work..tey just shatter quick"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "just in and it has to be a short sword"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Daggers work"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "kam ...are you talking without permission again?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Grrr"
[OOC]-You: "Starcrye, how do you know?"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "I think it just has to be a small ohe weapon...and good morning Starcrye :)"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "um cause i've been around since the game began and it has always been a short sword for optimal results"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "I just went in the other day with a dagger"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Just sayin"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "and hello korvynn"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "yeah, I have only been around since 1995 myself...always just used a short sword...so not totally sure the exact answer as to whether a different kind of weapon would work"
[OOC]-Valir: "how many spell cycles does 319 have? is it just 2 or 3?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Am I speaking in a foriegn language?!"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "A dagger...will work"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "eh Kamkor? speak up...I can't hear you! :P"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "I wanna be a monk"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "are you taljking without permission my pet"
[OOC]-You: "ARE YOU A MONK?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "??? ??????? ?? ????????????"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Una daga funcionara"
[OOC]-Lulz: "Kamkor you better shut up until you get permission"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Un pugnale funzionera"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "and funda i believe your search for a monk may be awhile asthey are not released yet"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Ein Dolch arbeitet"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "Kamkor talk all youwant."
[OOC]-Njah: "I thought he meant IRL"
[OOC]-You: "are YOU a monk?"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "I didn't know that dolch was german for dagger"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Un poignard fonctionnera"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "Lulz your just a bitch aren't ya?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Een dolk zal werken"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "mees he must learn disicpline"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "so we have spanish, german, french...whatelse?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Dutch"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "ahh, ok"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "A discipline Kamkor should be suffucated like in one flew over the cuckoo's nest."
[OOC]-Njah: "Ayay Aggerday illway orkway."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Italian"
[OOC]-Lulz: "LOL I got your bitch in my bedroom"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Pig latin"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "I still want to know who the heck taught pigs to speak latin :P"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "no my bitch is sitting next to me thinking your an idiot."
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Njah: "(you're an idiot)"
[OOC]-Lulz: "Not your ugly wife, your daughter!!"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "Hardly...my daughter has better taste."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Starcrye is in Teras, she cannot control me!"
[OOC]-Valir: "ima monk..."
[OOC]-Starcrye: "funda are you dense?"
You: [General]: "Any locksmiths open for work? a heap of zombies for the willing."
[OOC]-Starcrye: "i have my ways boyo"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "well, fungus is dense...so it might make sense for Funda to be dense :p"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Your ways ehh?"
[OOC]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Njah: "..."
[OOC]-Starcrye: "en pointe korvynn"
[OOC]-Njah: "MA ftl"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Valir: "is you be the monk?"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "is it bad if my left hand is numb and my left arm hurts?"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "that's kind of like split personality spamming there"
[OOC]-Kamkor: ""|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ ||____""
[OOC]-Kamkor: ""|Kamkor's STFU | ||'""|""\__,_""
[OOC]-Kamkor: ""|_Delivery Service | ||__|__|__|)""
[OOC]-Kamkor: ""|(@)(@)"""""""****|(@)(@)**(@) ""
[OOC]-Kemosiri: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "no but i play one on tv?"
[OOC]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kemosiri: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Lulz: "Gemstone players experience heart attacks more frequently than normal people"
[OOC]-Wyliee: "meeshach you're like the 3rd person to have a heart attack on OOC this week, wtf"
[OOC]-Valir: "lol"
[Private]-Valir: "hahaha they think we MA now lol"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "that's not even funny Lulz..."
[OOC]-Meeshach: "it is not a heart attack..its not that bad. I can still type."
[OOC]-Korvynn: "cause I had a heartattack when I was 36 :("
[PrivateTo]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "just a lil hard to breathe."
[OOC]-Wyliee: "it's all of the sitting around warcamping and gorging on cheetohs"
[Private]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[PrivateTo]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Lulz: "Your wife is stressing you out"
[Private]-Kemosiri: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Kemosiri: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Kemosiri: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Kemosiri: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Valir: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "now that may be a true story lulz..."
[PrivateTo]-Kemosiri: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "He will kill us..fingers..coated with cheetoe dust..."
[OOC]-Meeshach: "okay...its gas...."
[OOC]-Valir: "lol now funda is sending me pm's of are you a monk? sooo anoying"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "it's like the guy who goes to the doctor and complains that his penis is orange...and the doctor says what kind of stuff do you do? and he replies that he mainly sits around watching porn and eating cheetos"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "YOu know how hard it is to get chetoe dust out of your underwear?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Korvynn I dont think we could have planned that bettter"
[OOC]-Lulz: "Now you have dealt with your wife, and the numb fingers all with one swift gust of air"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "never had that problem Kamkor...."
[OOC]-Korvynn: "no kidding"
[OOC]-Iashara: "holy shit!"
[PrivateTo]-Kamkor: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Kamkor: "Buttplugs?"
[PrivateTo]-Kamkor: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "what Iashara you sexy thang you."
[OOC]-Iashara: "the workers at the Sony Plant in France have taken hostages"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "[Private]-Funda: "are you a monk?" [PrivateTo]-Funda: "Buttplugs?""
[Private]-Kamkor: "Buttplugs?"
[PrivateTo]-Kamkor: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Kamkor: "Buttplugs?"
[PrivateTo]-Kamkor: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Iashara: "aparently the plant is closing and everybody went nuts"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "that reminds me a lot of Beavis and Butthead Kam"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "Kamkor has a collection of Butt pluggs he's found around the world."
[PrivateTo]-Korvynn: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "If you havent seen it, the Buttplug skit.."
[OOC]-Iashara: "he found them in othe peoples butts"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "The prank call"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Is HILAROUS"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "no everyone was putting them in his butt"
[OOC]-Korvynn: "great, now Funda is PM'ing me :("
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Yes uh...buttplugs?"
[PrivateTo]-Korvynn: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Sparkplugs, just a moment."
[OOC]-You: "are YOU a MONK???"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Is it in you?"
[OOC]-Njah: "rofl"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Failing..its like a different kind of win."
[OOC]-Njah: "hai"
[OOC]-Njah: "That's copywritten, god damnit."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "By whom?"
[OOC]-Njah: "Qualdon"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Orinally made by.."
[OOC]-Njah: "... you."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "So who owns the copyright?"[/CODE]
k?

[Incurable]

http://plausibletech.com/delivers.jpg

[Xeromist]

Did I miss something here, because that seemed ridiculously stupid.

[walkinthrurain]

[OOC]-Zuie: "hahahah"
[OOC]-Zuie: "shut up ho"
[OOC]-Zuie: "<3"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "<3"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "I look at my bank statment online"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "And I see this..."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Preorder: Twilight"
[OOC]-Zuie: "ROFL"
[OOC]-Landceal: "That movie was horrible."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "*Stare*"
[OOC]-Zuie: "My mom is like, "You're buying that right when it comes out.""
[OOC]-Meeshach: "I refuse to watch it."
[OOC]-Zuie: "OMG"
[OOC]-Zuie: "You guys!!1 I didn't tell you!"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "your pregnant?"
[OOC]-Brosif: "preggers?"
[OOC]-Zuie: "I'm meeting Static-X on the 17th."
[OOC]-Zuie: "NO"
[OOC]-Ryador: "I did tell you I hate colored text"
[OOC]-Zuie: "rofl"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Notice how two people got you"
[OOC]-Brosif: "heh"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "We know whats up"
[OOC]-Landceal: "Who's static-x?"
[OOC]-Zuie: "oh god"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "shitty nu-metal band"
[OOC]-Zuie: "NU-METAL?"
[OOC]-Zuie: "They've been around for YEARS"
[OOC]-Landceal: "They have actually been around for awhile."
[OOC]-Brosif: "had a quality cd 8ish years ago"
[OOC]-Kaylisidee: "Static-X rock"
[OOC]-Zuie: "I remember I uset to listen to their stuff when I was like 11"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "it's a genre, not an adjective."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "So like 4 years ago"
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "I dig Waynes stupid hair"
[OOC]-Landceal: "That was about the last time they were cool."
[OOC]-Zuie: "LOL"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "if you're into like.. disturbed and powerman 5000, you'd probably like them"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "and slipknot"
[OOC]-Zuie: "No fucking way. Slipknot sucks something royal."
[OOC]-Fuaru: "do you consider Avenged Sevenfold new metal?"
[OOC]-Brosif: "meh, not a lot of slipknot style in their music, but canagree with distrubed and powerman"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "just listen to Mastodon."
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "I'm goin to see Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, and Trivium in a few weeks. Woot woot. Mastodon is good tho"
[OOC]-Zuie: "Nice."
[OOC]-Norhaak: "heh. i've hung out with lamb of god before"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "lamb of god?"
[OOC]-Zuie: "I'm -supposed- to be going to that Mayhem Fest, but mostly because I'm going for free"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Fuaru: "mayhem fest is gonna be good"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "::thumps funda::"
[OOC]-Fuaru: "personally I'd rather listen to stuff like bullet for my valentine and av7x than death metal..just because of the growling factor"
[OOC]-You: "are YOU a MONK?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "ARE YOU A MONK!?!?"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "a lot of poor bands on that lineup"
[OOC]-Seravadon: "I'm a monk."
[PrivateTo]-Seravadon: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kaylisidee: "alright...what's up with the monk?"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "i'm a monkey"
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "it's a Funda thing"
[OOC]-Plundo: "Kamkor=monk"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Monk"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kaylisidee: "I'm a Kayli..."
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Im a Kam"
[OOC]-You: "Kayli is that a monk?"
[OOC]-You: "Kayli are you a Kam?"
[OOC]-Kaylisidee: "on every fourth Sunday...yes"
[OOC]-Zuie: "I'm pissed Lacuna Coil ain't fucking coming to CA or NY"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Lacuna Coil is comming to Lubbock I think"
[OOC]-Zuie: ":("
[OOC]-Kamkor: "I thought I heard something on the radio about it"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "wack."
[OOC]-Zuie: "Fuckkkk you Norhaak, Lacuna Coil is my shit."
[OOC]-Norhaak: "Shit is about right."
[OOC]-Zuie: "Although I do enjoy their 90's stuff more."
[OOC]-You: "...are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Yeah We are getting Killswitch Engage, Lacuna Coil, Chimaira, and Disturbed on march 30"
[OOC]-Zuie: "LOL, Asshole"
[OOC]-Zuie: "Yeah, see..screw you Kamkor"
[PrivateTo]-Kamkor: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "is that show at like 2pm on a monday? It is here"
[OOC]-Zuie: "Norhaak, please enlighten us in what you think good music is, porfavor."
[PrivateTo]-Zuie: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Zuie: "fu"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[PrivateTo]-Zuie: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Monday 630 P"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "at The Pavillion"
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "I hate metal shows on any day but friday or saturday. Pisses me off"
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "heh"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Price: $22 in advance, $25 at the door "
[OOC]-Norhaak: "hm.. talking heads, flaming lips, dmitri-era dillinger escape plan, municipal waste, bonnie prince billie"
[OOC]-You: "is Price: $22 in advance, $25 at the door a monk?"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "my current playlist"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "y es Funda"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "oh, and ink and dagger"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "thats the monk prices"
[OOC]-You: "is and ink and dagger a monk?"
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "somebody kill Funda, skin him, and make monk robes out of him"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "a non existant monk because their lead singer OD'd"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "oh.. and os mutantes :)"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Zuie: "Oh fucking shit, tickets to go see Phantom is almost $200 bucks on Broadway"
[PrivateTo]-Kamkor: "are you a monk?"
[Private]-Kamkor: "I am comming to kill you"
[PrivateTo]-Kamkor: "is Broadway a monk?"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "go see that play with james gandolfini"
[OOC]-Zuie: "Hmmm....Although I will be having about 3k for July for my trip. "
[OOC]-Zuie: "Que?"
[OOC]-You: "[PrivateTo]-Kamkor: "are you a monk?" [Private]-Kamkor: "I am comming to kill you" [PrivateTo]-Kamkor: "is Broadway a monk?""
[OOC]-Zuie: "LOL"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "http://www.godofcarnage.com/"
[OOC]-You: "is LOL a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Funda will be dead monk"
[OOC]-Zuie: "My fucking fist in your throat is a monk."
[OOC]-Norhaak: "not sure it'll be running in july, actually"
[OOC]-Zuie: ":)"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Room 8193"
[OOC]-You: "how long did it take my fucking fist in your throat is a monk to become a monk?"
[OOC]-Darqwolf: "twit anyone can die on any given day"
[OOC]-Kaylisidee: "OMG...LMAO"
[OOC]-Zuie: "hahaha"
[OOC]-You: "is Room 8193 a monk?"
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "zombies are monks"
[OOC]-Kaylisidee: "okay...I'm just tired enough to where this is starting to be funny to me"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "I will KEEEEEEEEEL you"
[OOC]-Darqwolf: "well give it your best shot"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "kam are you speaking without my permission again?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "DONT BE MEAN!"
[OOC]-Kaylisidee: "Kam?"
[OOC]-Darqwolf: "you haven't seen mean yet, but you will"
[OOC]-You: "how long did it take Interesting, she carried a neat wool dress on her. to become a monk?"
[OOC]-Zuie: "WHO IS FUNDA"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Fundamonk"
[OOC]-Zuie: "CAUSE IT'S TOO FUCKING EARLY FOR THIS SHIT"
[OOC]-Zuie: "IN THE MORNING"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "we kill monks funda"
[OOC]-You: "how long did it take we kill monks funda to become a monk?"
[OOC]-Zuie: "Why am I listening to Coheed and Cambria"
[OOC]-Latraia: "Because you wouldn't know good music if it came up and hit you in the boob."
[OOC]-You: "is boob a monk?"
[OOC]-Zuie: "I know GREAT music."
[OOC]-Omens: "I like Vagina."
[OOC]-Latraia: "No, but Tony Shalhoub is Monk."
[OOC]-You: "is I like Vagina a monk?"
[OOC]-Zuie: "Omens, hai."
[OOC]-Norhaak: "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gtBzCOE9jQ Best song you'll hear all day."
[OOC]-Omens: "Hai Zuie!"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "we eat them ..with fava beans"
[OOC]-Omens: "Zuie's ?"
[OOC]-Omens: "Or vaginas?"
[OOC]-You: "Starcrye with fava beans, are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "fava beans make for good farts. Noisy without alot of scent. Fun for all"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "without scent, what are you really dealing with?"
[OOC]-Envidio: "that's racist why does shemexican have to be the one with beans?"
[OOC]-Omens: "beaners"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "no i kill annoying dweebs named funda who ask if i am a monk"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "call me the culler of monk criers"
[OOC]-You: "Starcrye...dweeb... how long did it take you to become a monk??"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "well i'm not a monk see i only pray one on tv see"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "Pray one?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "THATS FLIED LICE YOU PLICK!"
[OOC]-Zuie: "LOL starcry"
[OOC]-You: "...are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "PSINET IGNORE FUNDA MONK!"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "kam get thee to a punnery"
[OOC]-Meeshach: "I'm a monk."
[OOC]-Omens: "Shutup"
[OOC]-You: "Meeshach, are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Brosif: "you'll be able to identify it by the initials QQ engraved upon it "
[OOC]-Meeshach: "yep"
[OOC]-Omens: "Nice Brosif"
[OOC]-You: "how long did it take meeshach to become a monk?"
[OOC]-Omens: "4 small boys, Funda"
[OOC]-Omens: "and alot of candy."
[OOC]-You: "how long did it take 4 small boys to become a monk?"
[OOC]-You: "is candy a monk?"
[OOC]-Omens: "we'v went from silly to stupid..."
[OOC]-Wolfnatas: "it's been stupid all along. Eventually it'll become so stupid someone will hunt him down and kill him for it"
[OOC]-Starcrye: "meesh has candy funda hurry run"

[Morrff]

Well at least you didn't put in a half-arsed code tag on the end of this one

[Tisket]

I don't get this thread. It's just some retard repeatedley asking people if they are a monk? And that this constitutes entertainment worthy of posting on a forum? Or am I missing something here? Some kind of inside joke? Still a fucking retard.

[Tisket]

And I don't like using more than one question mark per post so I really fucking think the op needs to die. And I do mean that in a lethal way.

[Xeromist]

This is the worst thread I've seen here. This is worse than Aesir's postings.

[diethx]

This is the worst thread I've seen here. This is worse than Aesir's postings.

^

[phantasm]

Welcome to 8th grade. Did everyone take a shower this morning and put on deodorant?

[walkinthrurain]

[OOC]-Norhaak: "I need to move these WoW cards :("
[OOC]-Norhaak: "I sold the first 5 in like 10 minutes."
[OOC]-Berylac: "WoW cards?"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "60 day prepaid cards"
[OOC]-Berylac: "ahh"
[OOC]-You: "are you a monk?"
[OOC]-Velvette: "Ok someone fucking kill Funda"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "just ignore him."
[OOC]-Berylac: "now what is Funda up to?"
[OOC]-You: "are YOU a MONK?"
[OOC]-Velvette: "ahh yes ignore is your friend"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "I'd completely forgotten about turning him off until you said something"
[OOC]-Berylac: "ahh, same old same old...how droll"
[OOC]-Velvette: "i was just going to locate and go kill em"
[OOC]-Norhaak: "that won't turn off his psinet"
[OOC]-Kamkor: "MMMmm You sense that you have ignored 9 thoughts since linking to PsiNet."
[OOC]-Velvette: "I one of them Kamkor?"

[iJin]

Oh god, it's Funda.