How many people have you slept with?

[Solkern]

edited
and by slept with, I mean had vaginal, or anal penetration. aka intercourse.

[Ben 2.0]

three.

[The Ponzzz]

If we're ashamed of some of the people we slept with, does it still count?

Whatever, you gotta test ride the car before you buy it...

[ElanthianSiren]

let's see...actually, I've slept with lots of people, including sleeping on a bunk bed above stef. :love: Stef.

[Asha]

I sometimes try and actually think of a realistic number and get completely lost from the point I turned 18. No idea. A few.

[Daniel]

This is really the scale?

Wow.

[Sean of the Thread]

Does knowing/remembering their names count?

[Stretch]

My left hand feels insulted.

[Solkern]

i wanted to add your finger, and left hand, but I couldn't change the poll :/

[LMingrone]

I think three. I've been with the same girl for nine years now though. I'm no Wilt Chamberlain, and don't really remember the college years. So who the fuck knows.

[CrystalTears]

More than Princess Diana, less than Madonna.

[Cephalopod]

Where is the option for 'Only one, but she was a majorly hot chick from Sweden'?

[Solkern]

yup. should have added that option.

[Clove]

More than Princess Diana, less than Madonna.Holy shit! You're Andie McDowell?!?!

[ElvenFury]

i wanted to add your finger, and left hand, but I couldn't change the poll :/

If you use both hands at once does it count as a threesome?

http://www.acupuncture-and-chinese-medicine.com/testicle-massage.html

[Beguiler]

CT stole my answer!! (Good one, BTW!!)

[Solkern]

If you use both hands at once does it count as a threesome?

http://www.acupuncture-and-chinese-medicine.com/testicle-massage.html

yes but according to the rules
when you have a threesome, they cancel each other out...

[Ignot]

Just so everyone knows, hookers don't count.

[Clove]

Just so everyone knows, hookers don't count.Why the hell not!?

[Ignot]

Why the hell not!?

they aren't real people.

[Clove]

they aren't real people.http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2009/01/fail-owned-book-fail.jpg
Yeah huh. If I can fuck it, it's real. What if you didn't pay?

[Ignot]

Yeah huh. If I can fuck it, it's real. What if you didn't pay?

Hookers you don't pay for count but animals do not.

[Solkern]

damn no animals...that drops me below 10! fuck!

[Clove]

damn no animals...that drops me below 10! fuck!Because it's YOUR dog!

[Solkern]

Because it's YOUR dog!


haha

[Fallen]

Hah. This is a public poll.

[Liagala]

Hah. This is a public poll.

So?

[Ignot]

Does "your right hand" mean you never had sex? At first I thought it was 5 or less people but then I saw 1-5. Or does it just mean you don't care?

[NocturnalRob]

so...how do "10+" and the "slut" option differ? I mean...184 is over 10, but anyone who has slept with 184 people...I would tend to define them as a slut, whereas someone who has slept with 11 people (again, over 10), not so much.

THIS POLL IS FLAWED!!

[Drew]

so...how do "10+" and the "slut" option differ? I mean...184 is over 10, but anyone who has slept with 184 people...I would tend to define them as a slut, whereas someone who has slept with 11 people (again, over 10), not so much.

Isn't it nice when you answer your own question?













:kyle:

[Tisket]

I'm not answering the poll on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

[Ignot]

I'm not answering the poll on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

slut

[NocturnalRob]

Isn't it nice when you answer your own question?
1) so what's the point of having poll options that aren't purely quantitative and instead rely on the pollee's point of view? i think someone who has slept with 50 people is a slut. Other people may not think so. THIS POLL IS BIASED
2) go fuck yourself, guy (and no that doesn't count as 1)

[Solkern]

so...how do "10+" and the "slut" option differ? I mean...184 is over 10, but anyone who has slept with 184 people...I would tend to define them as a slut, whereas someone who has slept with 11 people (again, over 10), not so much.

THIS POLL IS FLAWED!!


no no it's not flawed
Becuase the option is 10+
and the last option is I'm a fucking slut and proud
therefore based on the two poll options
you may have slept with 11 and not be a slut
but if you've slept with lets say 184, that would be defined as a slut(or a goodtime) which ever you deem it.
Hence, based on the last statement, this poll is not flawed!

[Solkern]

1) so what's the point of having poll options that aren't purely quantitative and instead rely on the pollee's point of view? i think someone who has slept with 50 people is a slut. Other people may not think so. THIS POLL IS BIASED
2) go fuck yourself, guy (and no that doesn't count as 1)
Biased, maybe
but flawed, NO!

[Keller]

no no it's not flawed
Becuase the option is 10+
and the last option is I'm a fucking slut and proud
therefore based on the two poll options
you may have slept with 11 and not be a slut
but if you've slept with lets say 184, that would be defined as a slut(or a goodtime) which ever you deem it.
Hence, based on the last statement, this poll is not flawed!


Or you could be Backlash, have slept with only 2 people, but still answered "I'm a slut and proud" because it doesn't limit the number of partners to consider yourself a proud slut.

And how can you be proud of sleeping with Beth? Seriously.

[Parkbandit]

I'm not answering the poll on the grounds that it might incriminate me.


Not as much as this post just did :)

[Solkern]

Very true, but the term slut is based on having many, many, many sexual partners, or something along those lines, yes it also means easy, and other various things, but for this poll, it means many many partners

[Solkern]

Not as much as this post just did :)



hahah answered without answering! nice catch PB

[Parkbandit]

Very true, but the term slut is based on having many, many, many sexual partners, or something along those lines, yes it also means easy, and other various things, but for this poll, it means many many partners


I reached 10+ when playing "Run for the ton" in a 2 week period in college.

[Liagala]

hahah answered without answering! nice catch PB

I'm pretty sure that was her intent.

[Solkern]

I reached 10+ when playing "Run for the ton" in a 2 week period in college.
SLUT!


:D

[Clove]

I'm not answering the poll on the grounds that it might incriminate me.Quite being a pussy just because you can't figure out how to count "three at once".

[Jorddyn]

If I could eliminate a very regretable year of my life, this answer would change drastically.

Strangely enough, sleeping with everyone in sight does NOT make your boyfriend want to come back. Who knew?

[Clove]

If I could eliminate a very regretable year of my life, this answer would change drastically.

Strangely enough, sleeping with everyone in sight does NOT make your boyfriend want to come back. Who knew?Accountants don't make mistakes (just adjustments).

[Parkbandit]

If I could eliminate a very regretable year of my life, this answer would change drastically.

Strangely enough, sleeping with everyone in sight does NOT make your boyfriend want to come back. Who knew?

:rofl: Stop taking advice from horny guys.

PS - The "Don't you want to make your boyfriend jealous"+alcohol does work guys. Give it a shot.

[Solkern]

Where I'm at, every girl is a fucking slut, boyfriend, married, engaged, doesn't matter, they are always wanting some dick.

/start some sarcasm
of course, I'm the lucky one, and I find the one virgin in Moscow heh.
/end some sarcasm

Though, she is worth the wait, she's perfect.

[Jorddyn]

:rofl: Stop taking advice from horny guys.


It wasn't advice from anyone, though I will admit to there being a LOT of alcohol in my system that year.

[Clove]

It wasn't advice from anyone, though I will admit to there being a LOT of alcohol in my system that year.Alot of something in you that year...

[Solkern]

Alot of something in you that year...


win

[Tisket]

of course, I'm the lucky one, and I find the one virgin in Moscow heh.


I told all my boyfriends I was a virgin too!!!1 And I was...with one of them.

I'm too lazy to do the italics.

[NocturnalRob]

I told all my boyfriends I was a virgin too!!!1 And I was...with one of them.
it was me, right? RIGHT?!?!?!

[Tisket]

haha

[Solkern]

I told all my boyfriends I was a virgin too!!!1 And I was...with one of them.

I'm too lazy to do the italics.

lol

[Faent]

I reached 10+ when playing "Run for the ton" in a 2 week period in college.

Lies. You know you got to a ton in under three encounters:

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-02/manuel-uribe-fattest-man-diet.jpg

[SHAFT]

Lies. You know you got to a ton in under three encounters:

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-02/manuel-uribe-fattest-man-diet.jpg

This picture is not only offensive but it violates TOS. Who's the mod here? Do your fucking job why don't ya

[Sean]

This picture is not only offensive but it violates TOS. Who's the mod here? Do your fucking job why don't ya

I'm pretty sure that the worlds largest man. I think everyone was suprised to find out about his girlfriend.

This guy: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,431616,00.html

[Clove]

Manmountain very sexy.

[Asha]

Chicks in wheelchairs automatically give you +10. That's an achievement.

[SHAFT]

I had sex last night. Twice. And it was awesome

[SHAFT]

I'm pretty sure that the worlds largest man. I think everyone was suprised to find out about his girlfriend.

This guy: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,431616,00.html


I was kidding. I love offensive stuff

[Parkbandit]

Lies. You know you got to a ton in under three encounters:

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-02/manuel-uribe-fattest-man-diet.jpg

Dude, just because you enjoy playing the skin flute, doesn't mean you can project those desires onto others.

Unlike you, I like women.

[Jorddyn]

Dude, just because you enjoy playing the skin flute, doesn't mean you can project those desires onto others.

Unlike you, I like women.

I think that's a skin tuba.

[Clove]

I think that's a skin trombone.Fixed.

[Androidpk]

5.

There may have been 2 at once, I cannot confirm or deny this...

[droit]

From a 2004 survey by ABC.


Overall, women report an average of six sex partners in their lifetimes; men, 20. But a better gauge of sexual activity for most people is the median, the midpoint between the high and low: Women report a median of three sex partners; men, a median of eight.

The averages are higher because a small number of individuals -- especially men -- report a very large number of partners. Five percent of the men in this sample reported having had 99 or more sex partners, including four who reported 200, three who reported 300 and one who reported 400. Among women, one percent reported 99 or more partners; the high was 100 (reported by two women).


Total Number of Sex Partners
Average Median
All 13 5
Men 20 8
Women 6 3

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/PollVault/Story?id=156921&page=1


That chart didn't format well...

[Clove]

From a 2004 survey by ABC.Either there are a lot of gays or some women are lying.

[Drew]

Accountants don't make mistakes (just adjustments).

Actuaries probably do it.

[SHAFT]

Do we really have virgins here? I'm not trying to demean anyone, but how old are you 3 who claim to have never had it? I'm just curious.

[CrystalTears]

Do we really have virgins here? I'm not trying to demean anyone, but how old are you 3 who claim to have never had it? I'm just curious.
Yeah I call BS on ElanthianSiren at the very least. :tongue:

[Mabus]

Hah. This is a public poll.

Here I thought it was a pubic poll...

[Parkbandit]

I think that's a skin tuba.

Skin street horn:

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_V_D9YLiMsCA/SEf_dYXFZ-I/AAAAAAAAFDM/eUdEaVVf8WM/DSC00675.JPG

[iJin]

Aww shit, PUBLIC POLL.

My hand slipped and I meant to put right hand yo.

[ElanthianSiren]

Yeah I call BS on ElanthianSiren at the very least. :tongue:

:rofl: that was my nunya option that wasn't given with the poll.

[diethx]

let's see...actually, I've slept with lots of people, including sleeping on a bunk bed above stef. :love: Stef.

Why do you think I voted for slut?!?!? I've shared a bed with many friends! Sometimes more than one at a time!

But you'll always be my favorite. :heart:

[DCSL]

A few. I've had chances for more but turned 'em down because I don't sleep with anyone without recent STD testing.

[ElanthianSiren]

Why do you think I voted for slut?!?!? I've shared a bed with many friends! Sometimes more than one at a time!

But you'll always be my favorite. :heart:

I bet you say that to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the girls!

[Ausek]

Do we really have virgins here? I'm not trying to demean anyone, but how old are you 3 who claim to have never had it? I'm just curious.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f63/sketches22/v-card.jpg
Me, and I'm 25.

[Faent]

A few. I've had chances for more but turned 'em down because I don't sleep with anyone without recent STD testing.

Someone's smart. How do you make them prove it? Do you also require a notarized certificate?

[Solkern]

Why do you think I voted for slut?!?!? I've shared a bed with many friends! Sometimes more than one at a time!

But you'll always be my favorite. :heart:

edited
and by slept with, I mean had vaginal, anal penetration, or both: aka intercourse. :)

[Back]

I moved to Manhattan at the age of 25 after my girlfriend of five years broke up with me. In guy terms I was “sowing my oats” and probably dealing with some women/relationship issues. In girl terms I was a raging slut but I would not go so far as nympho.

Also, I read somewhere that females are difficult to actually get real data from as they are less inclined to be truthful about sex because our culture’s double standard and some polling methods.

[SHAFT]

Why do you think I voted for slut?!?!? I've shared a bed with many friends! Sometimes more than one at a time!

But you'll always be my favorite. :heart:

I vote for pics

[DCSL]

Someone's smart. How do you make them prove it? Do you also require a notarized certificate?

For the majority, I've gone with them to the doctor and heard it directly from the medical mouth. Another time, I looked up the number on the web through my phone, called his clinic, had him give his social security number so they knew he was authorizing them to give the information to me, and heard that way.

I am MASSIVELY paranoid about disease. I've never even had a cold sore. I know it can be a turn-off to take so many precautions, but if I'm not worth it then obviously they aren't either.

[Hulkein]

This is really the scale?

Wow.

Hah, yeah, I'm surprised 10 is where the plus sign went. Made me feel like a scum bag.

[Keller]

Hah, yeah, I'm surprised 10 is where the plus sign went. Made me feel like a scum bag.

We all played text based roleplaying games at some point in our lives.

It's not hard to imagine. :)

[diethx]

I bet you say that to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the girls!

You know me better than that.


Also, I read somewhere that females are difficult to actually get real data from as they are less inclined to be truthful about sex because our culture’s double standard and some polling methods.

Nawwwwww. ;)

[Celephais]

damn no animals...that drops me below 10! fuck!
A dead fish or two?

polling methods.
Heh...

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u222/GuinnessKMF/Fatass.jpg
Fat guys can get chicks too...

[LMingrone]

I wonder if anyone's like me. I consider myself a good looking guy, and I've probably had dozens of chances to just fuck if I wanted to. Women are a pain in the ass though. I see some hot little piece, and am like, "Oh snap. I wanna hit that......Screw that, too much drama". (Nothing against women, I'm sure they feel the same way about men)

Once I got one trained to deal with my crazy self I just stuck with her because I don't have the energy to train another one. Plus there's always RedTube, AskJolene, etc...

[BriarFox]

I wonder if anyone's like me. I consider myself a good looking guy, and I've probably had dozens of chances to just fuck if I wanted to. Women are a pain in the ass though. I see some hot little piece, and am like, "Oh snap. I wanna hit that......Screw that, too much drama". (Nothing against women, I'm sure they feel the same way about men)

Once I got one trained to deal with my crazy self I just stuck with her because I don't have the energy to train another one. Plus there's always RedTube, AskJolene, etc...

I'm ... sorta with you. I've passed up sex because it would cause drama and/or problems.

[Solkern]

I'm ... sorta with you. I've passed up sex because it would cause drama and/or problems.
i concur

[Snapp]

This is really the scale?

Wow.

:yeahthat:

[BriarFox]

:yeahthat:

I'm curious where all you guys disagreeing would have set the scale. None of you have said. I don't know whether you're prudes or ubersluts! Please clarify so I can appropriately label you.

[Back]

I wonder if anyone's like me.

Very much so.

[diethx]

A dead fish or two?

:lol2:

[Faent]

I'm ... sorta with you. I've passed up sex because it would cause drama and/or problems.

QFT.

I just set limits in one "friends with benefits" relationship to "make-out only". In addition to drama, sex brings with it obligations, or, at least, apparent obligations. And I don't like those.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I've made out with/done stuff with a shit ton of people. But on top of my chemistry standards, I have to know someone won't get attached/expect a relationship. Which seriously shortens that eligible pool for me to bang.

[droit]

I'm curious where all you guys disagreeing would have set the scale. None of you have said. I don't know whether you're prudes or ubersluts! Please clarify so I can appropriately label you.

I'd say if the national median is approaching 10, that seems a silly place to stop being specific. I would have probably done 5 point ranges up to 20 or 30.

[Back]

I could swear I made this poll a long time ago with more options. The search on this board is limited... I could only go back as far as 2005. It was a trip down memory lane.

Since 2005 I have brought you polls such as...

Are you happy with your party right now?
(http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=40203)Who likes egg drop soup?
(http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=38612)Are you (men) circumcised?
(http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=36431)How often do you wash your hair?
(http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=30495)Your choice for President is NOT picked by your party?
(http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=30143)

And many other fun topics of discussion.

[AnticorRifling]

1.

[iJin]

1.


1 too many?

[Parkbandit]

I wonder if anyone's like me. I consider myself a good looking guy, and I've probably had dozens of chances to just fuck if I wanted to. Women are a pain in the ass though. I see some hot little piece, and am like, "Oh snap. I wanna hit that......Screw that, too much drama". (Nothing against women, I'm sure they feel the same way about men)

Once I got one trained to deal with my crazy self I just stuck with her because I don't have the energy to train another one. Plus there's always RedTube, AskJolene, etc...

Please turn in your man card.

[Ignot]

How are you gonna pick "slut" but not show your boobs, Diethx??

[ElanthianSiren]

I wonder if anyone's like me.

"Oh snap. I wanna hit that......Screw that, too much drama".

Not really, since I'm female, but I could have had more sex if I was less crazy/violent/domineering/add your favorite adjective. So in a word, yeah, some of the rep is deserved, at least in my case, at various points in my life.

[Ignot]

From my experience women are either stupid, dramatic, insecure, or some combination of the three all of which can appear at anytime and without reason making tolerating women very difficult. Most women know this so they trick us into relationships by transforming into mega, super, ultra girlfriend, handing out HJ's, BJ's, wild sex at anytime like 3 times a day, cooking, cleaning, etc, and fooling us into forgetting about the three possible flaws. Eventually, mega, super, ultra girlfriend disappears and we are left to tolerate or leave. However, we will tolerate it for the pussy but I'm not putting the pussy up on a pedestal or anything. I'm sure some of you would like to give me bad rep for this but you can't because you wasted it all on the pyramid scheme! :wink:

[Tisket]

Either there are a lot of gays or some women are lying.

...because it's unheard of that men would ever exaggerate...

[The Ponzzz]

I think the 10+ category would have been weeded out more if the choices were broken down to 25+.

[BriarFox]

From my experience women are either stupid, dramatic, insecure, or some combination of the three all of which can appear at anytime and without reason making tolerating women very difficult. Most women know this so they trick us into relationships by transforming into mega, super, ultra girlfriend, handing out HJ's, BJ's, wild sex at anytime like 3 times a day, cooking, cleaning, etc, and fooling us into forgetting about the three possible flaws. Eventually, mega, super, ultra girlfriend disappears and we are left to tolerate or leave. However, we will tolerate it for the pussy but I'm not putting the pussy up on a pedestal or anything. I'm sure some of you would like to give me bad rep for this but you can't because you wasted it all on the pyramid scheme! :wink:

This is possibly the most misogynistic thing I've heard outside medieval texts urging men to join the priesthood.

[Tisket]

It made me laugh.

[ElanthianSiren]

When I read it, I thought... "wow... only three times a day?" He's getting screwed and not in a good way.

[Tisket]

Men have been known to transform too ya know. After the glow of a new relationship wears off some have been known to forget the location of the clitoris.

[DCSL]

See now, I've had the same problems with men as with women. Men are every bit the dumb drama queen liars as women are. Women lie, often using sex, to get the love, and men lie using the "love" to get the sex. Putting the pussy on a pedestal, as it was said. From what I hear from my female friends, at first it's flowers and breath mints and eating the pussy and holding doors and walking in the city gardens and cuddling puppies and poetry and parties. But then after a steady sex life, suddenly it's (sport of man's choice) and cheap beer after work and sitting on the couch with the pants open and waking up to him trying to get in without even a warm up smooch and "Make me a sandwich!" and no more hanging out with her friends OR his, et cetera.

I don't understand it. I'm up front with what I want. I'm territorial of my space and property, I like to drink heavily, I hate interacting with people, especially family, I can't stand outright stupidity, and if you don't love my dogs, you're out. What is so hard about telling people exactly what you like and want? Men are so guilty of hiding their agenda too. How guilty? SO GUILTY.

Anyway. It's not that women are overdramatic and stupid, it's that people are overdramatic and stupid.

[BriarFox]

Putting the pussy on a pedestal, as it was said. From what I hear from my female friends, at first it's flowers and breath mints and eating the pussy and holding doors and walking in the city gardens and cuddling puppies and poetry and parties.

Men definitely hide their agendas, too, but that right there's not love. That's patience. A LOT of patience. So we like beer and football and steady sex; that's the definition of being a guy. The trick for the girl is not to be a pushover and let him take you for granted. If you do, that's your fault. He's just doing what comes naturally.

[DCSL]

That would be why love was in quotation marks. Not real love. Just what's presented/perceived as such.

Hm.. I'd edited in a further rant about if women are being lying drama queens and men are just being men, then the word "man" must by synonymous with "lying sack of shit" but that may be over the top and just a knee-jerk reaction to misogyny. Anyway, my point still stands. I hate people no matter what the gender. The fact that I love you guys just shows how very special you are. And I don't have to live with/around you. XD

[Celephais]

Where's my beer?

[BriarFox]

if women are being lying drama queens and men are just being men, then the word "man" must by synonymous with "lying sack of shit"

Heh. That bit about being women being drama queens was all Ignot. I just said that you shouldn't expect a guy not to like beer, football, and someone making him sandwiches.

[BriarFox]

Men definitely hide their agendas, too, but that right there's not love. That's patience. A LOT of patience. So we like beer and football and steady sex; that's the definition of being a guy. The trick for the girl is not to be a pushover and let him take you for granted. If you do, that's your fault. He's just doing what comes naturally.

Heh. Got this neg rep for that comment: "You used the word "misogyny" but I don't think, from what you wrote in this post, that you truly understand what it means."

It's the nature of the beast, male or female, to take advantage of a situation. I'm pointing out how the male version will do it. The fact that I also commented that a guy is (generally) being patient if he's putting up with poetry and puppies is not misogynistic - there's no hatred of women there, even dialectically. It's just a comment on the average male. If I'd castigated women for like nonsensical things like flowers, or for resenting being asked to make a sandwich, there's some misogyny. If I'd said they were illogical creatures driven by emotion and drama, like Ignot, there's some misogyny. "Don't be stupid enough to let a guy take advantage of your serving him hand and foot?" Not misogyny.

Don't cry misogyny at every turn. Sometimes it's the case, sometimes not.

Edit: Oh, and :beer: Celephais.

[DCSL]

I still prefer misanthropy to misogyny. It's way too limiting.

[Celephais]

I still prefer misanthropy to misogyny. It's way too limiting.
Agreed, my hatred of the generic undefined masses knows no bounds.

Individual people... now them I love. (oh and anyone with boobs, so yeah, misogyny is out the window).

[thefarmer]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w84/akuleonidas/big_boobs.jpg

[DCSL]

Hm. I don't believe she's really got boobs like that. I would need to see her naked on video. PM plz.

[Ignot]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w84/akuleonidas/big_boobs.jpg

well I don't know about anyone else but I need a sammich.

[thefarmer]

Hm. I don't believe she's really got boobs like that. I would need to see her naked on video. PM plz.

I went to the website listed in the pics in search of boobage vids for you and found nothing.

I did find this though

http://www.vrag.ru/images/news_pic/dog_bites_monkey.jpg

[DCSL]

I hear monkeys are very nutritious. They should just give it to the dog. Dog needs it more.

[Ignot]

Only on the PC can we go from giant boobs to dog eating a monkey.

[Wesley]

If I choose the "Your hand" option, is that "Your hand" referring to my hand, or your hand?

I mean...uh...I pimp...the hoes...G...and like..I get hot action all of the time, and also one time I made sex with a girl in a three way with a plush dinosaur toy. And there also were girls kissing in the room. Girls like to kiss each other when I am around because I am so sexy. The End. By Wesley.

[Faent]

if I was less crazy/violent/domineering/add your favorite adjective.

What's wrong with any of that?

[Faent]

I don't understand it. I'm up front with what I want. I'm territorial of my space and property

You're in.


I like to drink heavily

Damn you're in. I want you!


I hate interacting with people, especially family

HOT!


I can't stand outright stupidity

Even HOTTER!


and if you don't love my dogs, you're out

FUCK OFF! You so completely lose. I don't want ANYTHING to do with you.


What is so hard about telling people exactly what you like and want?

Nothing. (If you're comfortable with not finding anyone.)


Men are so guilty of hiding their agenda too. How guilty? SO GUILTY. Anyway. It's not that women are overdramatic and stupid, it's that people are overdramatic and stupid.

QFT.

[FNLN]

Get money, fuck bitches, smoke trees.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

See now, I've had the same problems with men as with women. Men are every bit the dumb drama queen liars as women are. Women lie, often using sex, to get the love, and men lie using the "love" to get the sex. Putting the pussy on a pedestal, as it was said. From what I hear from my female friends, at first it's flowers and breath mints and eating the pussy and holding doors and walking in the city gardens and cuddling puppies and poetry and parties. But then after a steady sex life, suddenly it's (sport of man's choice) and cheap beer after work and sitting on the couch with the pants open and waking up to him trying to get in without even a warm up smooch and "Make me a sandwich!" and no more hanging out with her friends OR his, et cetera.

I don't understand it. I'm up front with what I want. I'm territorial of my space and property, I like to drink heavily, I hate interacting with people, especially family, I can't stand outright stupidity, and if you don't love my dogs, you're out. What is so hard about telling people exactly what you like and want? Men are so guilty of hiding their agenda too. How guilty? SO GUILTY.

Anyway. It's not that women are overdramatic and stupid, it's that people are overdramatic and stupid.

It can go the opposite direction, too.

Some people (men in my experience) can go overly dramatic in the "girly sense".. you tell them it's just a fuck. You don't want a cuddle, you don't want to become great friends. You don't want poetry, and party invites.You just want random, kinky sex.. maybe a cigarette afterwards, and then you want a shower, a bite to eat (alone), and to go the fuck home.

Then all of the sudden it's "I love you" and "I can't live without you" and all types of other BS, even though you've made it perfectly clear you don't want more than sex from them, and have made that clear from the beginning. Apparently if you're a girl and say you just want random sex, it's okay to not take that seriously and then get all butt hurt when in fact, that was the whole truth, and in fact the girl is not emotionally invested in sex... but I can promise one thing, it is NOT just women who get clingy and emotionally invested in sex.

Whenever men bitch about women making it over dramatic, I can't help but laugh a little. My above experience has been a phenomenon exclusively with men, and never with women. Maybe it's because my female fuck buddies are all in similar situations to myself, who knows, but it's always men who seem to turn crazy on me.

So yeah, PEOPLE can just be retarded. It's definitely not a woman-only club, that's for damn sure.

[longshot]

I think the 10+ category would have been weeded out more if the choices were broken down to 25+.

Oh, you think so doctor?

[Clove]

So yeah, PEOPLE can just be retarded. It's definitely not a woman-only club, that's for damn sure.QFT.

My experience has been that men (despite what they may claim) and women typically want some emotional involvement in their sex but men tend to want less of it at least initially.

I did notice back in the days of homosexual and bisexual roommates that, while their relationships had just as much drama as anyone else, no-strings sex went a LOT smoother. I can't say why that is exactly but I have my theories. It sounds like things haven't changed much.

[Tisket]

Oh, you think so doctor?

longshot should have had his own poll option. The rest of you are just amateurs.

[ElanthianSiren]

Then all of the sudden it's "I love you" and "I can't live without you" and all types of other BS

QFT, not that I'd know of course, but QFT. REP time! Well, it was gonna be rep time, but I guess I repped you too soon ago. Know that I'd give you rep for that post, if I could!



What's wrong with any of that?
It's been my experience that men are easily frightened, especially if you make it clear that if anyone is going to do the abusing in this relationship, it's definitely going to be you, not them. It also helps to be a labaholic in the above scenerio and emotionally remote.

I'm a snuggler though really... and I like puppies and kittens.

[radamanthys]

I'm good at what I do.

And by 'what', I guess I mean 'who'. My race checklist is pretty full (White [from born-again christian to bartenders to ubergeek to one of my students to swimsuit model to hasidic jew and quite a few without title], black, brown (Indian), brown (latina), thai, chinese, korean, philipina, etc.)

I think I only have red left. And of course to shag the first alien female who makes her way to this planet.

I'm on a leave of abscence, though. I needed a vacation. And hell, disney certainly was out (anyone who gets that gets a cookie).

So. Do I count as a proud slut?

[Tisket]

So. Do I count as a proud slut?

An equal opportunity one anyway. You could give diversity seminars.

[Ignot]

Hasidic Jews have sex through a sheet.

[BriarFox]

Hasidic Jews have sex through a sheet.

Here's the medieval version of that. It always makes me giggle.

The proper decision making process for sex from medieval peninentials (most people didn't follow this - but it's funny):

http://boingboing.net/images/sexflowchart.jpg


Edit: For the full page version of that, go to p. 162 at http://books.google.com/books?id=SiGe-Zf0nTIC&dq=medieval,+when+it%27s+okay+to+have+sex&printsec=frontcover&source=in&hl=en&ei=Cyi8ScGKK43htgeMvcD4Cw&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=11&ct=result#PPA162,M1

[Stanley Burrell]

I have slept with, like, twelve chicks from Sweden and then after I am done making them my baby's mama I use their pictures as my forum avatars.

Also, I have had to wear a condom more than to my liking, so, therefore, I am a virgin and must pull that shit out and cum in that bitch's mouth.

[Solkern]

I have slept with, like, twelve chicks from Sweden and then after I am done making them my baby's mama I use their pictures as my forum avatars.

Also, I have had to wear a condom more than to my liking, so, therefore, I am a virgin and must pull that shit out and cum in that bitch's mouth.

Cool! me too!

[ViridianAsp]

And of course to shag the first alien female who makes her way to this planet.




You'll have to fight off my fiance, as he too wants this....Bastards, I hope she's ugly.

[BriarFox]

You'll have to fight off my fiance, as he too wants this....Bastards, I hope she's ugly.

She might really have teeth down there, you never know.

[DCSL]

You're in.
Damn you're in. I want you!
HOT!
Even HOTTER!
FUCK OFF! You so completely lose. I don't want ANYTHING to do with you.
Nothing. (If you're comfortable with not finding anyone.)
QFT.

I'm pretty comfortable with myself and very upfront about all my opinions and aspects of my personality that it occurs to me to warn people about so I've always been slightly surprised by the number of guys that have been interested in me. It occurred to me that I attract masochistic weirdos.

But yeah. The dogs are a deal-breaker. So sorry!

[FNLN]

It occurred to me that I attract masochistic weirdos.

Sup?

[Gan]

1.

Anticor is taking the Wezas option that the poll obviously left out.

[radamanthys]

She might really have teeth down there, you never know.

Kinky.

[AnticorRifling]

Anticor is taking the Wezas option that the poll obviously left out.
LOL, naw it's really only one to my knowledge but I am a heavy sleeper.

[Back]

LOL, naw it's really only one to my knowledge but I am a heavy sleeper.

rofl.

[Clove]

...waking up to him trying to get in without even a warm up smooch...Good times, good times.