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The Ponzzz
03-12-2009, 02:09 AM
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsxC4OdxquW3DT8LUR5r68LZxQt.;_ylv=3?qid =20090308204705AAwAMF1&show=3

:rofl:
Kitsun
03-12-2009, 02:16 AM
My eyes teared. Wow.
radamanthys
03-12-2009, 02:42 AM
You can't play Team Fortress Two with your vagina. Priceless.
pabstblueribbon
03-12-2009, 02:46 AM
"Is there a choo-choo in your hoo-hoo?"

ROFLFORLFOLFL
diethx
03-12-2009, 03:05 AM
Man that's awesome, lololol.
Deathravin
03-12-2009, 09:04 AM
That one is great.

I was sitting around reading some of these the other day (I could probably do it all freaking day). There are some fucking hilarious ones:
How do I masturbate?
How do I buy a bra without my parents finding out?

But the funniest ones are the highschool ones... I read one that was something about which boy to choose, and literally every 3rd word she had TYPED "like". When you say it, I can see it being a habit... but when you actually type it out... that's a disease.
Lyonis
03-12-2009, 11:14 AM
Hi Emily,

I'm the manager of a local Starbucks here in Chicago and I'd love for you to send in an application for a barista position. We've been looking into developing new environmentally friendly techniques in order to steam our drinks. All transactions can be done under the table. Both literally and figuratively.

Good Luck.
Source(s):
www.starbucks.com

OMFG...can't...breathe...must..live on...to spread the link....
The Ponzzz
03-12-2009, 04:03 PM
Hahaha, I showed it to everyone at work. I had the office in tears.
Drew
03-12-2009, 04:04 PM
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Ashlander
03-12-2009, 04:11 PM
That poor girl will never know why her vagina is steaming now.
Methais
03-12-2009, 04:18 PM
.

^
The Ponzzz
03-12-2009, 04:22 PM
The internet does not fail us when we need a mirror.

http://fav.or.it/post/1211812/why-does-steam-come-out-of-my-vagina

http://www.dlisted.com/node/31068?page=1

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080217164431AAKHmwJ

And another! Seems steam and vaginas is an ongoing thing.
Farn
03-12-2009, 05:57 PM
First paragraph from the first link (bold added):



We were weighing another post about how eHow and Yahoo! Answers, among other hideous examples of free speech, are proving America is the dumbest and most unintentionally hilariously country in the United States, when this one question on our second least-favorite internet search engine became the web's top story of the day.


Yes, America is so dumb that it doesn't even realize that it is a country in the United States, and not vice-versa.
Back
03-12-2009, 06:01 PM
Some of the answers are more hilarious than the questions.

There used to be another funny one on Yahoo Answers...

If a Vagina isn’t Used Can it Heal Up and Close?

Unfortunately its been deleted.
diethx
03-12-2009, 06:11 PM
First paragraph from the first link (bold added):



Yes, America is so dumb that it doesn't even realize that it is a country in the United States, and not vice-versa.

I can't believe that guy got so butthurt over the answers. I thought it was hilarious and i'm a female. I have a vagina and i'm not butthurt... so why the hell should he be?
Ashlander
03-12-2009, 07:06 PM
I can't believe that guy got so butthurt over the answers. I thought it was hilarious and i'm a female. I have a vagina and i'm not butthurt... so why the hell should he be?

We should really be thanking him, he got all butthurt over it so we wouldn't have to. Thank you kind sir!