Askip
03-10-2009, 07:46 PM
a mechanical ithzir pin
>l pin
The ithzir pin is small and mechanical, made up of various tiny gears and other parts to resemble a miniature metal version of the real thing. A small silver cord hangs down from the back of the piece while the jointed legs and arms sway to the slightest movement.
>wear pin
You carefully attach the ithzir pin to your chest, causing its jointed legs and arms to sway.
>pull pin
You pull sharply down on the silver cord and the jointed arms and legs of the ithzir pin begin to flail around in a wild jig.
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Make way! Askip's stench will knock you out!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I've got gears that are smarter than you!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer noggin'd make a good paperweight!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Did yer muddah dress you this mornin', Askip?!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Whatdoyouthinkyerdoingtherebud?!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer face shure is ugly... no wait, dats yer rear!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer rear sure is funny lookin'... no wait, dats yer face!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Stop trying to pick my nose!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer stoopid!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer stoopid!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer muddah had stumpy legs! Ha ha!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Askip? Sounds like a flatulent cat wit it's bottom sewn up!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I WANT SOME EGGS!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer stoopid!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Get yer finger off me!"
>push pin
You push your index finger into the ithzir pin's stomach and it emits a thunderous belch. Tiny bubbles float out from the ithzir's mouth before popping quietly in the air.
>turn pin
You turn your ithzir pin upside down, causing its jointed arms and legs to flail around before settling in a peculiar fashion. A small metallic voice pipes, "Rasshafrashingrah!", along with a slew of unprintables before it swings itself back rightside up.
>tilt pin
You roughly tilt your ithzir pin and hear a distinct *snap*, followed closely by a *clang*! The ithzir looks up at you with baleful eyes before it quietly begins to inspect itself.
>tap pin
You tap the head of the mechanical ithzir pin and nothing seems to happen. A moment later, the eyes of the piece suddenly spring out as a metallic voice pipes, "ARUUUGA!" before they pull back inside.
>rem pin
You remove the ithzir pin from your chest and it gazes up at you with tiny resentful eyes.
>
CB Megaira 500k going twice. The auction will close tonight (Sunday) at midnight EDT if no further bids.
:D
>l pin
The ithzir pin is small and mechanical, made up of various tiny gears and other parts to resemble a miniature metal version of the real thing. A small silver cord hangs down from the back of the piece while the jointed legs and arms sway to the slightest movement.
>wear pin
You carefully attach the ithzir pin to your chest, causing its jointed legs and arms to sway.
>pull pin
You pull sharply down on the silver cord and the jointed arms and legs of the ithzir pin begin to flail around in a wild jig.
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Make way! Askip's stench will knock you out!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I've got gears that are smarter than you!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer noggin'd make a good paperweight!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Did yer muddah dress you this mornin', Askip?!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Whatdoyouthinkyerdoingtherebud?!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer face shure is ugly... no wait, dats yer rear!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer rear sure is funny lookin'... no wait, dats yer face!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Stop trying to pick my nose!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer stoopid!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer stoopid!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer muddah had stumpy legs! Ha ha!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Askip? Sounds like a flatulent cat wit it's bottom sewn up!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "I WANT SOME EGGS!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Yer stoopid!"
>poke pin
You press your finger against the ithzir pin and a small metallic voice pipes at you, "Get yer finger off me!"
>push pin
You push your index finger into the ithzir pin's stomach and it emits a thunderous belch. Tiny bubbles float out from the ithzir's mouth before popping quietly in the air.
>turn pin
You turn your ithzir pin upside down, causing its jointed arms and legs to flail around before settling in a peculiar fashion. A small metallic voice pipes, "Rasshafrashingrah!", along with a slew of unprintables before it swings itself back rightside up.
>tilt pin
You roughly tilt your ithzir pin and hear a distinct *snap*, followed closely by a *clang*! The ithzir looks up at you with baleful eyes before it quietly begins to inspect itself.
>tap pin
You tap the head of the mechanical ithzir pin and nothing seems to happen. A moment later, the eyes of the piece suddenly spring out as a metallic voice pipes, "ARUUUGA!" before they pull back inside.
>rem pin
You remove the ithzir pin from your chest and it gazes up at you with tiny resentful eyes.
>
CB Megaira 500k going twice. The auction will close tonight (Sunday) at midnight EDT if no further bids.
:D