Steel Johnson?

[Kia]

This girl from my home town named her son Steel.

Their last name is Johnson.

WHAT WAS SHE THINKING?!

1. He will grow up to be a famous anchor for some fancy news channel (Stone Phillips?).

2. He will grow up to be a game show host.

3. He will grow up being ridiculed by his peers only to become a crack addict with a few porn titles under his belt and die from and overdose at the tender age of 25.

Sad sad sad.

KIA.

[Betheny]

Or a porn star.

[Edaarin]

Other stupid names.

Majestic Mapp
Scientific Mapp
William Wang (we call him Willy)

[Sean]

Originally posted by Maimara
Or a porn star.

see option 3.

[Betheny]

Ron Jeremy didn't die.

[Sean]

yea hes been reduced to selling extends informercials... hes as good as dead.

[Kia]

Originally posted by Maimara
Ron Jeremy didn't die.

Ron Jeremy isn't exactly a porn name. I'm pretty sure it was the 14 inches that got him famous.

KIA.

[Solkern]

Now that is what you call comedy

[HarmNone]

Heh. Ron Jeremy is the equivalent of having all the RAM you need and a dead motherboard....

HarmNone did not say that

and you know this How harmnone? personal experence?:whistle::popcorn2:

[Sean]

i'm still amused at how much "RAM" HN requires for her "motherboard" ... you know before it died.

[Edited on 2-12-2004 by Tijay]

[HarmNone]

Ahh, the questions I am asked and the answers I hold within myself... :D

HarmNone will never tell

[HarmNone]

What do you think might have killed it, Tijay? :?:

HarmNone, suppressing a giggle

[crazymage]

OWw?

[peam]

I agree with crazymage. Should I ever be penetrated by a penis, I'd rather it NOT be 14 inches. That simply can't be pleasant, no matter which orifice is in question.

Edited to say that when I was in high school, there was a computer tech there named Dick Sackless.

[Edited on 2-12-2004 by peam]

harmnone you just ,ade a collective male wince for everyone that reads that comment

[HarmNone]

Eureka! My work is done! :lol:

HarmNone dusts her hands and skitters off to find other mischief

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Heh. Ron Jeremy is the equivalent of having all the RAM you need and a dead motherboard....

HarmNone did not say that

:?:

Our resident pagan nun is getting more corrupt by the day. First the raccoon penis bones, and now this! Gah!

[HarmNone]

Heh. I was corrupt before many of these posters were born, CT! :lol:

HarmNone, the happily corrupt

[Sean]

Don't forget HN's offer to "spank" bob.

Tijay, Done picking on the pagan nun.

[Edited on 2-12-2004 by Tijay]

[SpunGirl]

14'' - scary.

Seems people are fond of stupid names both in and out of GS. I know some people who have two sons - they named them Cougar (not horrible, but reminds me of Top Gun) and Canyon (pretty stupid name IMO).

Also, a girl I worked with back in the day had twin girls. She named them Champagne Red and Champagne Blue. Fucked up.

Last but not least, and I guess this is an ethnic name - my best friend knows someone through work named Shithead. Pronounced Shith-eed, but looks like Shit head.

-K

[SpunGirl]

Also, a guy on my college's basketball team was named Commander King. I have to wonder who names their son Commander, but he pulled the name off well - to his credit.

-K

[CrystalTears]

John Johns and Mimi Fuxs. :O

[The Cat In The Hat]

Whats sad is you know how many inches....


Cat

[Kia]

Originally posted by The Cat In The Hat
Whats sad is you know how many inches....


Cat

There is a punk band called Brown Lobster Tank from CA who has a song about Ron Jeremy. Its in the lyrics. :p

"14 inches of man, now that is pretty cool. A professional he is, and he can cum on queue!"

Anyway... its a pretty funny song.

KIA.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Per "The Surreal Life", he's 8 and 3/4s long. I recall because he said "three quarters" which I thought was funny.

[Artha]

I'm pretty sure it was the 14 inches that got him famous.

9 and 3/4s.

Err...I'd tell you how I know that, but you'd never believe me.

[Kia]

Originally posted by Artha

I'm pretty sure it was the 14 inches that got him famous.

9 and 3/4s.

Err...I'd tell you how I know that, but you'd never believe me.

Well, my favorite condiment, now I must know!

Spill it.

KIA.

[Artha]

http://www.northerntool.com/images/product/images/150416_lg.jpg

+

http://www.auc.dk/teknforv/avsys/billeder_udstyr/tv-video.jpg

+

Some advanced calculations I made, involving distance, TV size, and resolution.

[Bobmuhthol]

Wait, wait, you looked at his cock, measured it on your TV, and just felt like spending some time calculating its size? WTF?

[Kia]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Wait, wait, you looked at his cock, measured it on your TV, and just felt like spending some time calculating its size? WTF?

Some people pride themselves on being very exact...

KIA.

[Artha]

Wait, wait, you looked at his cock, measured it on your TV, and just felt like spending some time calculating its size? WTF?

Some people play sports, I uh...measure porn star penises.

[Bobmuhthol]

Envy much?

[Artha]

I like to laugh at their pathetic manhoods, actually.

[Drew2]

WTFL0LSTFU: heh, that's just a joke...I saw it in an interview

[Artha]

Hey, who's that!?

[Bobmuhthol]

A rebel w/ a cawz.

[Artha]

I pwn Cawzez.

Hes only 9 and also one of the most pathetic losers to ever grace god's green earth..slamming more chicks then i will in 10 lifetimes not withstanding.

What can i say. when your in the field for a month and all there is to read is porn mags..